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Chapter 73 Hmm? Whose red nose fell off?
Chapter 73 Hmm? Whose red nose fell off?
Just like Luo Ji comprehended the Dark Forest Law while meditating in the frozen lake.
Chen Zhou, recalling Yu Xinyan's initial arrogance followed by obsequiousness, dribbled his basketball down the corridor, a slight smile playing on his lips. He also felt a faint sense of enlightenment.
[The Clown's Law of Conservation:]
Everyone is two sides of the same clown; those who see others as clowns are themselves clowns in the eyes of others.
However, Yu Xinyan's situation is truly rare. She used to see Chen Zhou as a clown, but now Chen Zhou sees her as a clown.
Huh? Whose red nose fell off?
Back to class.
Chen Zhou placed the Bai Sui Shan cigarettes on the table, then turned around and reached into Li Bin's drawer to take out a tissue box, intending to pull out a few tissues to wipe his sweat.
Seeing this, Li Bin rushed over like a mother hen protecting her chicks, pressing his hands firmly against the tissue box, and said with heartache:
"Pull it in gently, pull it in gently!"
Chen Zhou chuckled, drew a couple more bills, slowly wiped the sweat from his forehead, and glanced at Li Bin's tense face, secretly amused.
Indeed, even the strongest friendships are incredibly fragile when faced with a tissue.
Li Bin then noticed the Baishui Mountain beer on the table and exclaimed in surprise:
"Wow, what kind of family do you come from, Elbow? So extravagant, drinking C'estbon liquor?"
He reached out and picked up the remaining half-bottle of water, as if he were appraising some rare treasure.
In the past, C'estbon was considered a premium water, with a bottle selling for 6 yuan.
Although the price has dropped in recent years, the price of 4 yuan a bottle is still a luxury for ordinary high school students.
Let alone Baishui Mountain, anyone who can afford to drink Yibao is considered wealthy.
Chen Zhou glanced at Li Bin sideways, snatched the mineral water bottle back, unscrewed the cap, took a big gulp, and then said casually:
"I didn't buy it. Yu Xinyan gave it to me when we played ball."
As soon as he finished speaking, the noisy classroom fell silent instantly.
Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun jumped up with a bang, their chairs scraping the floor with a screeching sound.
The two asked in unison:
"What? Yu Xinyan gave it to you?"
Chen Zhou nodded, leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, put his hands behind his head, and began to recall:
"Yeah, she even kept talking about wanting to be my girlfriend, it was so weird, she really went overboard."
At this point, he pursed his lips, a look of disgust on his face.
Li Bin, like a curious turtle, stretched his neck and stared intently as he approached:
"What? She even said she wanted to be your girlfriend?"
Chen Zhou frowned, wiped his face with a tissue, and asked curiously:
"No, aren't you overreacting a bit?"
Stephen Chow crossed his arms and said in disbelief:
"Elbow, just a month ago, you were someone's lapdog!"
Chen Zhou shook his head, stood up, put his hands behind his back, paced around the classroom, and said leisurely:
"A scholar should be looked at with new eyes after three days of separation, let alone a month. Before, I begged her to be my girlfriend, but now she begs me to be her girlfriend."
As he spoke, Chen Zhou thought of the past and smiled softly:
"Indeed, let alone you guys, even I find it hard to believe."
Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun exchanged a glance, somewhat skeptical.
Hearing Chen Zhou's "shameless words," Zhou Mo's face turned bright red with anger, and his eyes seemed to spit fire.
He has always been Yu Xinyan's most loyal supporter, and his feud with Chen Zhou was also to help Yu Xinyan get revenge.
In Zhou Mo's eyes, Yu Xinyan was so pure and flawless. Countless boys pursued her, but none of them could get close to her.
How could a goddess like her possibly take the initiative to become Chen Zhou's girlfriend?
So he clenched his fist, his knuckles turning white, and shouted at Chen Zhou:
"Don't talk nonsense! How could Yu Xinyan beg to be your girlfriend? You should take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Stop dreaming about eating swan meat!"
His voice echoed in the classroom, drawing the attention of many students.
Chen Zhou picked at his ear, sighed helplessly, walked up to Zhou Mo, and looked down at him:
"Brother is clearly telling the truth, so why do some people not believe me? Since you don't believe what I'm saying, why don't you go ask Yu Xinyan?"
He deliberately leaned closer to Zhou Mo and lowered his voice: "Ask her if she said she wanted to be my girlfriend, but I refused..."
Upon hearing this, a fire ignited within Zhou Mo. He stiffened his neck and raised his voice, saying:
"Just ask!"
After saying that, he turned around and strode out of the classroom, his footsteps echoing in the corridor.
Upon hearing Chen Zhou's words, Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun were even more shocked, their faces filled with undisguised astonishment.
Li Bin reached out and patted his face, as if to make sure he wasn't dreaming:
"What? Are you kidding me? Putting aside whether Yu Xinyan will confess to you or not, you actually rejected her?"
They felt that Chen Zhou wouldn't lie about this, but if it were true, it would be too unbelievable.
[Li Bin: Good heavens, is this still my Brother Zhou? He looks so unfamiliar!]
[Stephen Chow: Is Zun Du fake? Have you been eating too well lately and look down on Yu Xinyan? Believe it or not, it's quite possible... After all, he's living with the school beauty, so it's normal for him to look down on Yu Xinyan.]
Chen Zhou secretly glanced at their minds and saw that neither of them really believed his words, but between the two, Zhou Xinglun was clearly the smarter one.
Chen Zhou shrugged and said helplessly:
"Alright, alright, since none of you believe me, I have no choice but to tell you the truth."
He paused deliberately, whetting their appetites:
"Actually, I confessed to Yu Xinyan, but she told me to take a piss and look at myself in the mirror. After I did that, she blushed and agreed. What a mess this is."
"The devil believes you!"
Li Bin rolled his eyes. He preferred to believe the previous version of the story rather than this one.
At this moment, Wang Rui and Zhu Zhou returned.
Upon seeing them, Stephen Chow's eyes lit up, and he said to Li Bin:
"Didn't they go play ball with Elbow? Why don't we just ask them?"
Li Bin quickly ran over and asked the two of them:
"When you were playing ball with Zhouzi, did you see Yu Xinyan bringing him water?"
The two burly men hadn't recovered from their surprise, their expressions still blank. Only when they heard Li Bin's question did they nod sullenly.
They still find it unbelievable to think about the scene on the court where Yu Xinyan smiled and handed water to Chen Zhou.
It's bizarre that Yu Xinyan would actually bring water to Chen Zhou.
Seeing Wang Rui and Zhu Zhou's actions, Li Bin looked at Chen Zhou in disbelief and said with regret:
"Elbow, you've changed. You're no longer that humble lapdog."
Chen Zhou put his hands in his pockets, tilted his head back slightly, sighed, and said with a sigh:
"There's no way around it, a cool guy like me, no matter where I am, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding..."
Upon hearing this, Li Bin gritted his teeth and glared at him fiercely:
"Shameless!"
Stephen Chow clenched his fist, his face full of disgust:
"Slut!"
Wang Rui and Zhu Zhou exchanged a glance, then simultaneously raised their hands and said in unison:
"I'll wait for the second opinion!"
Not long after, hurried footsteps could be heard in the corridor.
Zhou Mo rushed back to the classroom, his face as pale as paper and his eyes empty and lifeless.
Although he didn't know what Yu Xinyan had said to him, as soon as he returned to his seat, he slumped onto the table and burst into tears, his cries filled with despair and heartbreak.
Chen Zhou looked at him like this, sighed, and muttered to himself:
"Looks like this school has gained another sad clown today."
Unbeknownst to them, the law of conservation of the clown once again proved effective.
Seeing Zhou Mo's reaction, Li Bin and Zhou Xinglun were deeply astonished. They exchanged a glance and saw the same shock in each other's eyes.
They then realized that what Chen Zhou had said...
It seems to be true.
(End of this chapter)
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