I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!

Chapter 3 When it comes to romance, I only talk about Mother of Ultra.

Li Bin's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously clapped his hands and said:

"Great idea! Great idea!"

But he quickly realized what was happening and, like a bullied girl in a Japanese drama, exclaimed in exaggerated surprise:
"Aaaaaah!! You son of a bitch, you didn't wash your hands before rubbing them everywhere?"

Chen Zhou then realized what was happening, awkwardly withdrew his hand, and said in a serious tone, trying to appear calm:

"Why are you being so dramatic? Can't I let you touch me back?"

Despite saying that, Chen Zhou knew in his heart that if Li Bin really touched him with unwashed, dirty hands, he would run away on the spot.

Fortunately, Li Bin didn't really take it to heart. He followed Chen Zhou out of the restroom, washed his hands at the sink, and then glared at him, saying:

"You think I'm as twisted as you?"

Chen Zhou cupped his hands in greeting and said in a serious tone:

"I am a flawed piece of jade, and you are a complete piece of history. In terms of the degree of perversion, we are evenly matched."

Upon hearing this, Li Bin was greatly surprised, his face filled with disbelief as he said:
"Not elbow, did you go to Tilanqiao for advanced training during the summer vacation? You're full of jokes."

Chen Zhou smiled and shook his head:
"There's nothing we can do about it, that's what you call exceptional talent!"

Li Bin's face showed envy; he envied Chen Zhou even more than Chen Zhou getting first place in the grade.

Of course, if he actually got first place in the grade, that would be a different story.

Chen Zhou smiled slightly.

Just as he was about to seamlessly transition to the next joke, a line of golden text appeared before his eyes:
[His Majesty and his beloved minister Li Bin composed poems together, both of which were of the highest quality. Minister Li Bin himself felt inferior. Imperial Prestige +20]

Chen Zhou fell silent after reading the system description.

Who's the kind person in the toilet who's reciting poetry?

Don't you find it smelly?

abstract!

This system is too abstract.

The level of abstraction is so high that even the Trisolarans would find it perverted.

Shaking his head, Chen Zhou followed Li Bin to the stairwell and habitually asked him:
"Why don't you eat at home?"

Li Bin nodded and said:
"I'm cooking dinner at home today, so I won't be able to join you."

Chen Zhou hummed in agreement and said:

“I happen to be with Jiang Xia; we had dinner together yesterday.”

Li Bin nodded and said:

"Okay, that saves me from being a third wheel!"

"Screw you!"

Chen Zhou pretended to kick, but Li Bin dodged it like a fish swimming away.

"Yes, I know. She's just your sister. She said purple has a lot of charm~"

Li Bin chuckled, put one hand in his pocket, and waved to Chen Zhou.

Chen Zhou sighed, somewhat speechless at the conspicuous bag.

It's understandable that Li Bin overthinks things; his relationship with Jiang Xia is indeed unusual.

His family and Jiangxia's family are neighbors across the street.

The two families have always had a good relationship, and when they were children, their parents even discussed arranging a marriage between them.

They went to school, played games, and grew up together as their parents had planned, and they were very close.

However, Jiang Xia's mother later passed away due to illness, and her father was stationed on the frontier. She lived alone with her grandmother, and the matter was gradually forgotten.

Over the years, Jiang Xia has grown from a crybaby in open-crotch pants into a spirited young woman.

But in Chen Zhou's heart, this feeling, though called friendship, is more like family.

However, thinking of this, Chen Zhou couldn't help but raise his head, a hint of melancholy showing in his expression.

However, judging from Jiang Xia's behavior in recent years, it seems that this kinship—

It's gone bad.

Just as Chen Zhou was reminiscing about the past, he suddenly heard hurried footsteps coming from the direction of the playground.

He subconsciously turned his head to look.

A young girl with short hair flying wildly in the wind ran over with agile movements.

She took two steps at a time, easily leaping over the flowerbed in front of her, and finally came to a steady stop in front of him.

A radiant smile bloomed on Jiang Xia's face, as sweet and pure as spring sunshine, as she spoke in a light and cheerful tone:
"Sorry to keep you waiting! You've been waiting for me for so long, so you have to buy me a can of Coke later, right?"

Chen Zhou sighed and rubbed his forehead, looking speechless.

"I've been waiting for you for so long, and you expect me to buy you a Coke?"

Jiang Xia extended her slender, white finger and playfully tapped it on her cheek, offering her suggestion:
"A new Yang's Braised Chicken restaurant just opened near the South Gate. How about this: I'll treat you to braised chicken, and you buy me a Coke, okay?"

Chen Zhou pondered for a moment and thought the suggestion wasn't bad, so he went along with it:
"Alright then, I reluctantly agree." Seeing Chen Zhou agree, Jiang Xia's smile grew even wider.

"Go go go! Let's go!"

Jiang Xia waved excitedly toward the school gate.

Just as Chen Zhou was about to ask, "How strong is the flavor of black coffee?", Jiang Xia asked, seemingly intentionally yet unintentionally:
"By the way, how's your plan to pursue Yu Xinyan going?"

what happened?

Is Yu Xinyan the topic we can't leave out today?

Chen Zhou helplessly put his hands in his pockets and said in a lonely, snow-like tone:

"With you here, it's bound to fail."

Jiang Xia, who had been all smiles, immediately widened her eyes upon hearing this and feigned anger, saying:
"Hey, you're blaming me now? It's clearly because you're not charming enough that you can't get girls."

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou sighed softly.

He thought to himself that with Jiang Xia by his side, he had been protected from countless unwanted suitors.

He responded slowly:
"Okay, okay, fine, I guess I'm not charming enough? But even with all that charm, our Miss Jiang is still single, isn't she?"

Jiang Xia rolled her eyes at him and said coquettishly:
"I want you to be widowed!"

Seeing that Chen Zhou remained silent, Jiang Xia gently kicked at the pebbles on the ground while tucking a strand of hair behind her ear, and then asked:

"So what kind of girl do you like? Tell me your ideal type, and I'll keep an eye out for you."

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou's face instantly lit up with anticipation, and he said in a serious tone:

"Speaking of my dream girl, it has to be Mother of Ultra!"

Ultraman + housewife + twin tails.

Which man could resist this combination?
"You're crazy!"

Jiang Xia rolled her eyes in annoyance.

Then she stretched out her finger and gently poked Chen Zhou, then asked in a serious tone:
"Hey, in your heart, is Mother of Ultra prettier or am I prettier?"

Chen Zhou glanced at Jiang Xia, deliberately showing a look of disdain, and teased:
"I advise you not to compare yourself to my dream girl, lest you embarrass yourself."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xia felt a surge of anger well up inside him, and his fists clenched involuntarily.

She clenched her fists and threatened Chen Zhou fiercely:
"You jerk, I'm giving you one more chance to answer!"

Faced with the threat from the "enemy," Chen Zhou did not back down and firmly stated:
"No matter what you say, I can only cast my vote for Mother of Ultra!"

Jiang Xia couldn't hold back any longer. He was actually inferior to a man in a suit?

She immediately rushed forward and grabbed Chen Zhou by the throat.

At this moment, her stunning figure was pressed tightly against Chen Zhou's side, her arms tightly hooked around his neck.

During the scuffle, Chen Zhou fought back fiercely.

However, Chen Zhou soon felt unwell and quickly called out:

"You violent woman, let go of me right now! You're covered in sweat, you're making me all sticky!"

As he spoke, Chen Zhou reached out, preparing to push Jiang Xia away.

I thought it would take some strength to push her away when she was angry, but it was surprisingly easy.

The softness in his hands and Jiang Xia's flushed face made Chen Zhou feel somewhat embarrassed.

Failed.

Touching places you shouldn't have touched.

But to be honest.

It definitely has a stronger presence than Mother of Ultra.

Jiang Xia took two steps back, clutching her chest, her face flushed, and spat at Chen Zhou:
"Stinking rogue!"

Chen Zhou awkwardly scratched his head.

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