I'm a senior in high school, and the Emperor Development System has arrived!

Chapter 136 The Temptation of Rimonite Tight-Fitting
"Old guys, I'm home!"

"Welcome your Shurima!"

Chen Zhou pushed open the door, shoved his suitcase inside, and then opened his arms, ready to receive a loving hug.

However, all he got in return was Shen Qinghe's eye roll and Chen Fang's silence.

And, on the sofa, Lu Mi's hesitant expression.

Chen Zhou sensed something was off, quickly gave Lu Mi a look, and then sent her a WeChat message asking:
"What happened?"

Lu Mi also took out her phone and said:

"My aunt and uncle had a fight today..."

Chen Zhou replied with an "Ah," and then asked:

Do you know why?

Lu Mi's face flushed slightly:

"This... I don't know either. It was like this when I woke up this morning, and it's so embarrassing."

"All right……"

Chen Zhou nodded and gave her a reassuring look.

Then he took a deep breath and unleashed the [Insightful Insight]:
[Shen Qinghe: How did I end up with this good-looking but useless man? He never does anything productive before bed, just talks about history to me. Does he think he's Yi Zhongtian?]

[Chen Fang: Didn't sleep well, been under a lot of pressure lately, it's too hot, and I got a little agitated...]

Chen Zhou touched his forehead, his eyes filled with helplessness.

He suddenly felt a pang of sympathy for his future self.

If it's so hard for this old man to find one, and he's dealing with four or five at the same time, then even if Ultraman Tiga came, it would be a red light, right?

But it's okay, if all else fails, we can just super evolve.

He didn't believe that increasing the force to 100 would perpetuate Old Deng's tragedy.

Dark blue, give me some more!
Chen Zhou coughed lightly.

These are things for the future; right now, he just wants to ease the tension between the two of them.

Otherwise, I really couldn't stay here.

Thinking this, Chen Zhou went to the kitchen first, nudged Chen Fang, and asked:

"Is it still because of that matter?"

Chen Fang rolled his eyes at him and said:

"Children shouldn't meddle in adults' affairs."

Chen Zhou chuckled and said:

"I know an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor..."

Chen Fang immediately grabbed his hand and lowered his voice:
"Dad, from now on you're my dad, we'll each be on our own terms, so hurry up and introduce me to someone."

Chen Zhou smiled mysteriously:
"To be honest, this old traditional Chinese medicine doctor is me."

Chen waved his hand:
"Get lost! What do you know about traditional Chinese medicine? Now that you're all grown up, all you do is try to fool me, huh?"

Chen Zhou quickly stopped him:
"Ten minutes. Practice as I say for ten minutes, and it will definitely work. If it doesn't, come back to me tomorrow."

Chen Fang looked at his son suspiciously:
"Do you still have this ability?"

Chen Zhou smiled, his arrogance evident, and said:
"I've been surfing the internet for over ten years, and I know way more about this than you do."

Chen Fang thought about it and realized it made sense; perhaps his son really did know some methods, so he patiently asked for his advice.

"What method? Tell me quickly!"

Chen Zhou didn't hide anything and directly told Lao Deng the solution:

Do you know what Kegel exercises are?

Chen Fang, who had always been pure of heart, shook his head.

Chen Zhou chuckled:
"Dad, let me teach you."

Then, Chen Zhou taught him this little trick from the aspects of movement and key points.

Chen Fang became increasingly puzzled:
"Is it really that simple?"

Chen Zhou patted his chest:
"Don't worry, it will be useful."

After saying that, he gave Old Deng a encouraging look and then left the kitchen.

After an awkward dinner, Chen Zhou secretly pulled Lu Mi into the room.

Lu Mi tucked her hands to her chest, and Cha Cha asked:
"Senior, you wouldn't be plotting something against me, would you?"

Chen Zhou's gaze swept over her chest, then he said with a double meaning:

"Nezha invited Ao Bing to drink, and after Nezha drank three bowls, he said to Ao Bing—"

Lu Mi tilted her head cutely and asked:
"What did you say?"

Chen Zhou patted Lu Mi on the shoulder and sighed:

"It's Brother Long's turn!"

Lu Mi was slightly taken aback, but after considering Chen Zhou's expression just now, she finally understood the meaning of his words.

Then her face flushed, with a hint of embarrassment and anger:

"Senior! I'm ignoring you!"

As she spoke, she pretended to be hesitant to leave, waiting for Chen Zhou to persuade her to stay.

But Chen Zhou simply scratched his head and slowly said:

"Oh dear, I went to Jingdezhen yesterday and brought back some souvenirs. Since my junior doesn't want them, I'll just have to give them to someone else."

Upon hearing that it was a gift brought back personally by Chen Zhou, Lu Mi's expression immediately changed.

She walked closer, took Chen Zhou's arm, and shook it slightly, saying:
"I knew my senior was the best, he cares about Lu Mi the most~"

Hearing that sweet, cloying voice and feeling the softness against his arm, Chen Zhou smiled slightly:

"The senior is so concerned about the junior, but the junior hasn't shown any reciprocation?"

Lu Mi's pretty face flushed slightly, and she lowered her head, stammering:

"Actually, I also prepared a surprise for my senior."

Chen Zhou said "Oh," and asked with a question:
"What surprise?"

Lu Mi covered her mouth and chuckled softly:
"It's a secret until I see the gift from my senior!"

Lu Mi is the kind of guy who won't act until he sees a clear benefit.

Chen Zhou shook his head and took out a ceramic wind chime from his luggage.

The elegant and exquisite design immediately caught the girl's eye. Lu Mi took the wind chime, looked at it from left to right, her eyes filled with joy:
"Thank you, senior, this is really beautiful!"

Chen Zhou reached out and gently brushed a strand of Lu Mi's hair from her chest, twirling it between his fingers, and asked:
"Now that you've seen the gift, junior, you should tell me what the surprise is, right?"

Lu Mi's eyes darted around, and he smiled slyly:

"The surprise is—"

No surprises! Hehe!

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhou got hard; he got hard all over.

He smiled and squinted his eyes:

"How dare you tease your senior! You'd better punish her properly tonight!"

The mention of punishment immediately brought to mind those unbearable images, and Lu Mi's pretty face flushed.

She quickly changed her words:

"How could a junior like me dare to lie to a senior? I'll get ready in a bit, and then I'll call you over~"

Chen Zhou stroked Lu Mi's little head and smiled slightly:
"That's my good junior!"

Having said that, Lu Mi held the wind chime in her hand, skipped out of the room, and then leaned against the doorway, saying:

"See you later, senior?"

Chen Zhou nodded, watched Lu Mi leave, and closed the door behind him.

He plopped down at his desk, closed his eyes, and let go of the fatigue of the past two days.

Going on a trip like this is more tiring than having sex seven times in one night.

In the break room, my phone suddenly vibrated.

Chen Zhou looked closely and saw that it was Li Bin joking around in the abstract group chat:
"People these days are so sexually repressed. Yesterday I went to the bank to open a bank account, and the teller said they would only open the account if they could see my bank statements."

Chen Zhou smiled slightly and replied:

"Is the water you're using still has a bit of a Yuhang tap water taste to it?"

Stephen Chow then chimed in, echoing:

"Binzi's back door is so big, you could practically open it with an umbrella." Li Bin watched their teasing without getting angry, simply continuing to demonstrate his abstract level of the third stage of Dou Qi:

"What should I be careful about when I get a wife?"

Stephen Chow was the first to challenge:

"Remember to charge it."

Chen Zhou smiled knowingly at the concise reply, then posted a classic long image:

"Don't bring your boss home for dinner casually, don't leave her home alone ordering takeout and taking out the trash, don't let neighbors into your house casually, don't let her travel frequently for work, don't let her take public transportation like buses and subways..."

Li Bin was simultaneously struck by a barrage of attacks, and said helplessly:
"It's you who are paying back!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Stephen Chow continued:

"I'm having a bit of a movie drought lately, any recommendations?"

Li Bin paused for a moment, then said:

"Don't ask me, you know I always ask other people for links."

After saying that, the two of them simultaneously tagged Chen Zhou.

Chen Zhou scratched his head, wondering if he looked that authoritative in their eyes.

However, after shaking his head, he still put his recent selection of good movies into his cloud drive and sent the code to the two of them.

As for why cloud storage is used, it's naturally to avoid legal risks.

The two eagerly opened the cloud drive, their eyes lighting up as they looked at the long folder:

"【Ribbon-clad bodysuit temptation】, 【58 positions + high-definition uncensored series】, [...]"

While the download was running, the two quickly pulled out tissues and prepared to take off.

However, the next moment, they were stunned, and then frantically tagged Chen Zhou:

"???"

"Is this supposed to be high-definition and uncensored?"

"Is this some kind of tight-fitting uniform fetish?"

"This is supposed to be your pick of the best movies?"

"..."

The video they spent half a day downloading turned out to be...

Ultraman fighting monsters?

The other 58 poses are a compilation of Ultraman's poses for firing beams.

Chen Zhou slowly typed out a question mark:

"Which word 'folder' is misspelled?"

Li Bin: ...

Stephen Chow: ...

While it's not entirely wrong, it's still too different from what they imagined.

The two were completely speechless, and then lost contact in the heartbreaking year of 2025.

Chen Zhou, who had successfully tricked the two of them, was now grinning from ear to ear on the bed.

He would never forward obscene videos or anything like that.

Just then, a message from Lu Mi popped up on WeChat:

"Senior, the surprise is ready, you can come over now~ /shy/shy/"

As Chen Zhou looked at the message, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, a strange sense of anticipation creeping in.

He tiptoed to Lu Mi's bedroom door, which was ajar with a crack in the door.

Chen Zhou didn't knock; he simply pushed the door open and entered.

Only a warm yellow floor lamp was on in the room, and Lu Mi was already lying on the bed, covered with an air conditioning blanket, looking at him with a blush on her face.

Chen Zhou typed a question mark, closed the door, looked around, and asked Lu Mi:

"Where's the surprise you were promised?"

Lu Mi bit her lower lip and didn't say anything, but slowly stuck her toes out of the blanket, revealing her calves clad in white pantyhose.

Of all the colors of stockings, black is generally considered the most slimming, while white is the most unflattering.

However, Lu Mi looked just right in those white stockings; she was neither too thin nor too fat, possessing a beautiful, well-proportioned figure.

She stretched out her leg and rubbed it against Chen Zhou, her eyes sparkling with desire as she said:
"Did you like this surprising start, senior?"

Chen Zhou instantly grasped the key point:
"The beginning? That means..."

His gaze fell on the subtle curves hidden beneath the air conditioner blanket.

Suddenly, Lu Mi's old shoulder shrugged, causing the air conditioning blanket to slip half an inch off her shoulder, revealing a small patch of her fair collarbone.

"Wasn't my senior going to punish me?"

She suddenly spoke, her voice as soft as cotton candy, teasing Chen Zhou's heartstrings:
"Now... we can begin."

As soon as Chen Zhou walked to the bedside, Lu Mi suddenly shrank back into the bed and pulled the blanket up with both hands.

However, this vulnerability only fueled the bestiality within him.

Chen Zhou took a deep breath, grabbed a corner of the blanket, and pulled it forcefully to the side.

The force was so strong that Lu Mi closed her eyes in fright.

Suddenly, a beautiful view unfolded before my eyes.

At this moment, Lu Mi was wearing a unique sailor uniform.

A light blue bow hangs loosely down, revealing half of her shoulder, and the hem of her skirt only reaches her upper thigh.

White stockings encased her slender calves, with small cherry blossom patterns embroidered on the cuffs.

The most infuriating thing was that she deliberately unbuttoned two buttons on her shirt, and the cleavage that was faintly visible rose and fell gently with her breath.

With her rosy cheeks, she looked like an alluring junior student straight out of a comic book.

Chen Zhou's Adam's apple bobbed twice, his gaze drawn to those snow-white thighs as if by a magnet.

This mysterious realm was extremely attractive to someone like Xiao Chunan.

Lu Mi's eyelashes trembled even more violently, but she insisted on raising her chin to feign composure:
"Wasn't my senior going to punish me? Why aren't you moving?"

Chen Zhou suddenly leaned over and placed his palm on the mattress next to Lu Mi's ear, causing the bed to creak slightly.

He deliberately slowed his movements, his nose almost brushing against the unbuttoned buttons of her shirt:
"Punishment? That depends on how well the junior performs."

She unconsciously rolled the hem of her sailor uniform skirt into her palm, revealing more of her thighs covered in white stockings, which gleamed like freshly peeled lychees.

Lu Mi stared straight at him:
"Senior...I...I'm very well-behaved..."

Chen Zhou suddenly grabbed her ankle, his fingertips sliding up her white sock, feeling the slight tremor of the muscles beneath the fabric:

"Well-behaved? How well-behaved?"

Warm breath brushed against his earlobe, and Lu Mi suddenly tilted her head closer to his ear:

"To the point where I wouldn't resist no matter what my senior does?"

Chen Zhou's breathing suddenly stopped, his voice hoarse like sandpaper rubbing against wood:
"You said it yourself, lie down now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Mi looked at him incredulously, her eyes seeming to ask:

Right now? In this position?

Lu Mi's cheeks flushed instantly. She bit her lower lip, hesitated for two seconds, and slowly turned to the side.

Knees hit the bed first, making a soft "thump" sound, followed by elbows resting on the pillow, and the back arching involuntarily, forming an alluring curve.

White stockings slid down to the top of her thighs, revealing half of her delicate skin, with the light blue edges faintly visible.

She buried her face, not daring to look up, her muffled voice emerging from under the pillow:

"S-Senior...is that so?"

Chen Zhou's gaze lingered on her fair waist and hips, then his hand hovered above her pert buttocks as he said with a smile:
"I'm coming!"

Lu Mi's shoulders trembled slightly, and she closed her eyes tightly.

"Senior...please be gentle!"

The next second, a crisp "smack" rang out in the room as Chen Zhou's hand landed on her buttocks.

The touch was just right, neither too light nor too heavy, allowing her to feel a warm sensation and a slight tingling pain.

However, a hint of surprise appeared in Lu Mi's eyes. She turned around and opened her mouth wide in confusion.

That expression seemed to ask:

Senior... is what you're doing right?

(End of this chapter)