I farmed in military academy and crushed the entire intergalactic world.

Chapter 17 Everything is ready
Lin Xiaohe was overjoyed.

Sure enough, the most profitable industries are all listed in the Criminal Law.

How long would it take to earn a million by farming alone?
Lin Xiaohe transferred 20 yuan to her elder brother, leaving her with about 150 million yuan.

She went back to Hengshan Village to pick up Lin's mother and handed her over to Brother Pili and Lao Hei: "I'm entrusting my family to you."

“Okay!” Brother Thunderbolt patted his chest and agreed.

Lin Xiaohe did not return to Hengshan Village, but instead found a hotel in a bustling area to stay in.

She browsed the StarNet website but didn't see Dong Yuxuan. She sent him several messages but didn't get a reply.

"It seems that 150 million is the limit." Lin Xiaohe calmed down and opened the Plant Summoner System.

Money should be spent wisely.

My poor physical condition and mental strength are not worth investing in at all.

Lin Xiaohe first gave Xinbao 100,000 to upgrade her.

【Name: Xinbao (Stardust Wheat)】

[Intimacy: 50]

[Stage: Seedling]

【Level: 2】

[Vitality: 100/100]

[Attack power: 10]

[Skills: ① I'll just rub against it, I won't go in ② As thin as a cicada's wing, it'll break with a single poke ③ Data Storm (to be activated)]

To upgrade Xinbao to level three, 100 million Star Coins are required.

Since Lin Xiaohe's wallet wasn't very full, she focused her attention on the skill [Data Storm].

"System, spend 20 Star Coins to activate the skill."

[Skill activated.]

Data Storm: Consumes 1 Star Coins (or 1 Skill Point) to release full-screen electromagnetic interference, causing mechanical enemies to malfunction for 10 seconds.

The skill is great, but it costs too many Star Coins.

Lin Xiaohe scratched her head; the system hadn't explained how to acquire skill points. The two skill points she obtained came from collecting Xinbao and Doudou.

We can't exactly go outside the city and collect mutated plants everywhere, can we?
Lin Xiaohe glanced at her account balance; she only had 120 million left. She reserved 20 for [Data Storm] and had 100 million left for upgrades.

Xinbao's development path leans towards support, so its attack power is not strong in actual combat.

Therefore, the 100 million should still be invested in DouDou.

【Name: DouDou (Mutant Pea)】

[Intimacy: 20]

[Stage: Maturity]

【Level: 5】

[Vitality: 300/1000]

[Attack power: 200]

[Skill: Watch me biubiu (infinite ammo)]

"System, recharge DouDou with 20 Star Coins."

DouDou's vines swayed wildly: "Sending love to you. Let the storm of money rage on!"

[System: DouDou's intimacy level +20]

"That's it?" Lin Xiaohe waited for five minutes, and after confirming that there were no new notifications, she reluctantly added another 20!
DouDou almost twisted herself into a pretzel: "You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of my life."

[System: DouDou's intimacy level +10]

Ok? !

They sing so beautifully, yet the intimacy level only increases by 10, and their skills aren't even updated?!

DouDou's mouth is a deceitful devil.

Lin Xiaohe's face was expressionless, like a ruthless star coin crusher: "Add another 20."

[DouDou's intimacy level +5]

Lin Xiaohe's lips twitched: "Add another 20!"

I refuse to believe it. I've spent 80 yuan and still can't get a single critical hit?!

[DouDou's Intimacy +1] Lin Xiaohe broke down her defenses, grabbed DouDou's flowerpot and shook it: "We're both treating it as a plant, how can you be so shameless?! Look at XinBao, it only cost 30, and it upgraded and gave you skills! Aren't you ashamed?"

Xinbao, who was mentioned, stood tall and proud. It's Xiaohe's most beloved cub!

DouDou scoffed, "Fool. She only spent 30 on you, but 140 million on me! Where the money is, there is love."

Xinbao was shocked, Xinbao felt wronged, and Xinbao held back her tears.

"Sweetie, don't listen to its nonsense, I love you the most. Go drink some purified water over there." Lin Xiaohe turned Xinbao's flowerpot around and thoughtfully unscrewed the water bottle cap.

After Xinbao was immersed in the joy of drinking water, Lin Xiaohe looked at Doudou with a sinister grin.

"Let me tell you a joke. A reporter interviewed the first penguin and asked, 'What do you do every day?' The penguin replied, 'Eat, sleep, and play with beans.' The reporter was puzzled and asked the second penguin, and so on, until he asked 99 penguins, and they all gave the same answer."

DouDou felt a chill run down her spine, sensing that Lin Xiaohe was holding back something.

Lin Xiaohe reached out and grabbed one of Dou Dou's bean pods: "Later, when the reporter asked the 100th penguin, the penguin said it was eating and sleeping. The reporter was curious, why didn't it hit Dou Dou? The 100th penguin said, 'I am Dou Dou!'"

Hahaha! Why aren't you laughing?

DouDou is heartbroken.

If you're so capable, let go of my bean pod! If you're so capable, change the name of the penguin in the joke, don't call it Bean!

Lin Xiaohe's gaze was icy, and her tone was so cold it sent chills down one's spine: "Dou Dou, I'm giving you one last chance."

"System, recharge 1 Star Coin!"

This time, things have finally changed.

Name: DouDou

[Intimacy: 56]

[Stage: Maturity]

【Level: 5】

[Vitality: 1000/1000]

[Attack power: 200]

[Skills: ① Watch me biubiu (infinite ammo) ② Charge up and go berserk (to be activated)]

Lin Xiaohe breathed a sigh of relief; at least she had discovered a new skill.

As the old saying goes, a tree won't grow straight if it's not pruned. DouDou just needs some pruning.

Lin Xiaohe spent another 20 Star Coins to activate [Power Charge Rampage].

Fortunately, this skill is quite useful; it's worth the 100 million star coins invested.

Charged-up Rampage: After charging for three seconds, unleashes a barrage of 3000 projectiles covering a fan-shaped area. (Can be combined with other mutated plant skills)
Lin Xiaohe stroked her chin; the last one was interesting.

If Xinbao and Doudou combine, what characteristics will this charged-up berserk mode exhibit?
We definitely can't guess it by guessing alone; we can only wait until we get to the Grand Theatre and try again.

For the next few days, Lin Xiaohe did not leave her room.

She needed to conserve her energy and at the same time allow Xinbao and Doudou to develop a better understanding of each other.

DouDou loves to bully XinBao; she's so cheeky. She bullies XinBao until she's almost crying, then DouDou has to comfort her.

Xinbao always cries out, "Don't play with Doudou anymore!" But as soon as Doudou calls, it eagerly runs over to her again.

In such a noisy atmosphere, the days flew by.

"I've got the tickets for you." Old Hei sent the electronic version of the tickets to Lin Xiaohe.

"Thank you."

Lin Xiaohe stood in front of the mirror and put on the clown costume again.

On his deathly pale face, a large, scarlet mouth curled up to the sides. Thick, black eyebrows drooped downwards in a V-shape.

An oversized, ill-fitting rust-red suit jacket, paired with a bright yellow vest, a green shirt, and chunky-heeled black leather shoes.

Xinbao sits on my left shoulder, its flowerpot has turned into two little white shoes, and its roots are split in two and go into the shoes.

Xinbao seemed to be in a good mood because she was going to fight alongside Xiaohe, and her two little legs swung back and forth like oars.

DouDou sat on his right shoulder, its swaying pods gleaming green.

At Xinbao's strong suggestion, it also put on the same white flowerpot-shaped sneakers.

It crossed its legs and occasionally tugged at Lin Xiaohe's green wig.

"Hello, clown." Lin Xiaohe smiled at herself in the mirror. "Clown, let's go!"

(End of this chapter)