Living in a small county town, earning a million a year

Chapter 65 If I Win, You'll Call Me Mom
In a private room for two at Fengmu Internet Cafe in Xiang Sheng Century Plaza.

Xu Mu and Tang Ruobing turned on the computer.

In the double room, the two of them played games, and even when Xu Mu lost his temper, no one came to punish him.

Xu Mu was worried that if Tang Ruobing broke down in the lobby or other private rooms, someone would come to her aid.

It wasn't that Xu Mu was afraid of others helping him; it was mainly that Xu Mu didn't want more sycophants fawning over Tang Ruobing... Wouldn't that just embolden Miss Tang Ruobing's arrogance?

This will only ruin Xu Mu's plan to attack Tang Ruobing!
"What are you going to solo? You can't possibly solo support in the bot lane, can you?"

After logging into his account, Xu Mu turned to look at Tang Ruobing.

In the dimly lit private room, only the computer screen was lit, reflecting light onto Xu Mu and Tang Ruobing's faces.

Xu Mu turned his head and glanced at Tang Ruobing.

He found that Tang Ruobing's profile and front view were both very beautiful.

Her sharply defined jawline and cherry-red lips appeared even more translucent in the dim light of the computer screen. She had a high nose bridge and a pair of watery eyes filled with hatred for Xu Mu and a determination for revenge!
Strands of hair fell casually across her forehead.

Her slender fingers typed her password on the keyboard.

Compared to Tang Ruobing's already stunning front view, Xu Mu felt that Tang Ruobing's profile was more noteworthy.

Some women are very beautiful from the front, but their profiles are...well, let's just say they're not so great.

Of course, things like a flat nose or thick lips are noticeable.

"Sure, why can't support players solo?"

"Alright, alright!" Xu Mu nodded with a smile. "I love your stubbornness!"

"You get to choose randomly! Can you only play support?"

"Correct."

"OK, OK!" Xu Mu revealed a lewd smile, and then instantly selected Pantheon from the support slot!

Pantheon is a support too!
Moreover, when Xu Mu goes down as a solo support, he doesn't even need to buy support items!

Holy crap, isn't this a massacre?

Should we build support items?

"No need, just pick support for the bottom lane, any items, any champion!"

"Row!"

Xu Mu simply followed Tang Ruobing's arrangements.

As the loading screen appeared, Tang Ruobing saw that Xu Mu had chosen Pantheon and her eyes widened. "Why are you cheating?"

"Pantheon isn't a support?"

"How can Pantheon not be a support? Look at the support list yourself, isn't Pantheon a support?"

"..."

Tang Ruobing glanced at the support options page, and Pantheon was indeed a support!
Of course, the result of this game was a crushing defeat for Xu Mu.

Because Tang Ruobing only knows how to play support roles, she doesn't deal any damage at all.

Or rather, she simply doesn't know what items to build for support in a solo match!
For example, wet nurses!
It should be an endless lightning blade!
Just go for the torture route!

Moreover, Pantheon has short arms.

Unfortunately, Tang Ruobing didn't understand at all.

In the second game, Tang Ruobing explicitly forbade Xu Mu from playing Pantheon.

Xu Mu then turned his gaze to Silas.

"Why are you being so shameless again? Can't you just pick some decent support champions?"

"Sure, sure!"

In the second game, Tang Ruobing was clearly crushed by Xu Mu again, leaving her speechless with anger!
I was instantly smitten the moment I met her!
In the third game, Tang Ruobing started to act shamelessly, saying, "You can only choose a support champion!"

"Good, good, good!" Xu Mu smiled and his gaze fell on Zilean... Torture style, Zilean!
In the third game, Tang Ruobing chose Pantheon, a champion that Xu Mu had previously played.

"Damn it! Tang Ruobing, have you no shame? Didn't you say you couldn't play Pantheon?"

"You can't play, but I can!"

"Trying to be a scoundrel, is that it?" Xu Mu was speechless.

"I never said I couldn't use it, and do I need to act like a scoundrel with you?"

"Heh!" Xu Mu sneered.

Since you're going to do this... then don't blame me!
Torture Rukiran, let's begin!
Xu Mu used Flash to sprint.

Tang Ruobing tried to use Flash to try and hit Xu Mu, but Xu Mu used Flash in sync, and she couldn't keep up with him at all.

"Hey! Weren't you playing Pantheon cheating? How come you can't even touch my clothes?"

"Tang Ruobing, are you sure you can handle this?"

Torture tactics combined with verbal abuse!

Adding a few more moves made Tang Ruobing so angry she smashed her keyboard!
After a fierce battle lasting more than ten minutes, Tang Ruobing unfortunately lost the game again.

"How could you play such a despicable hero? Just as despicable as you!"

Tang Ruobing clenched her fists in anger, wanting to rush up and hit Xu Mu.

"Hey... that's not right. What does 'hero's shamelessness' have to do with me, Xu Mu? I'm a model youth of Tianji County! Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation!"

"Hey! What are you doing?"

"If you can't beat someone in an online game, do you resort to physical attacks offline?"

"Xu Mu, I'll kill you!"

Tang Ruobing was furious and pounded her fists on Xu Mu's body!
Xu Mu didn't even have time to dodge, so he could only grab Tang Ruobing's arm and pull her towards him.

Because Tang Ruobing was standing at an angle, and there was a sofa between the two of them.

Tang Ruobing lost her balance and fell directly into Xu Mu's arms.

Then, the two bumped into each other.

Their lips met.

At the same time, Xu Mu also felt as if his hands were pressing on two soft things!

"Waaaah!" Xu Mu's eyes widened.

Puxin girl took advantage of me!

Tang Ruobing's eyes widened, and she quickly struggled to get off Xu Mu.

Then, she glared at Xu Mu, "Xu Mu, you're shameless!" "Tang Ruobing, you should take responsibility for your words! You were the one who pounced on me and took advantage of me, and then you hit me!"

"Why is the guilty party accusing the innocent first?"

"But you have a sweet tongue. I thought you were so stubborn!"

"You..." Tang Ruobing was furious, the light from the computer monitor shining on her face, making her pretty face turn red. "Shut up!"

"Keep fighting!"

"Come again!"

Tang Ruobing blushed and forced herself to forget what had just happened!
Re-enter the hero selection screen!
Xu Mu touched his mouth and revealed a bright smile.

"How about we change the map? I don't think this map suits you!"

"Let's solo in the ARAM map, I won't bully you!"

"How about it?" Xu Mu suggested.

"Heh! Aren't you bullying me enough?"

Tang Ruobing's voice was choked with emotion as she turned and glared at Xu Mu.

Her eyes were red, and she was clearly very aggrieved.

Not only did he lose the game to Xu Mu, but he also got mocked by Xu Mu!
Most importantly, I just kissed Xu Mu!

This was something Tang Ruobing couldn't accept at all.

Although she didn't have a first kiss, it was because she was once deceived by a scumbag that she was extremely resistant to men.

Not to mention kissing!
"Oh, so you're feeling wronged, girl? I thought you were going to say that I deliberately wanted to kiss you, after all, you're so pretty..."

"..." Tang Ruobing gritted her teeth, clenched her fists, and her chest heaved violently.

If she could, she really wanted to tear Xu Mu's mouth off.

"Change map, select hero!"

Tang Ruobing practically growled through gritted teeth.

"Okay, okay!" Xu Mu chuckled and switched to the Brawl map, then opened the character selection screen to choose his own characters.

Still playing support solo.

Xu Mu thought to herself, "Forget it, I won't bully them anymore."

Let's play the healer!

Actually, healers are quite powerful in ARAM (All Random All Mid), and they are very suitable for tormenting opponents.

Their rule was two hits, one hundred slashes, and two towers, though there was also the concept of a shrinking safe zone...

Xu Mu's understanding of the game is definitely superior to Tang Ruobing's. No matter what hero he plays, Xu Mu can always crush Tang Ruobing!

However, considering that he had upset Tang Ruobing earlier, Xu Mu still wanted to go easy on her!
"Trash!" Tang Ruobing said coldly after seeing Xu Mu dead. "You're just a noob. You can't even play properly on a different map!"

"And you're still talking nonsense to me."

"Hehe, I think you're the worst one."

After killing Xu Mu once, Tang Ruobing finally let out all the words she had been holding back for a long time.

"With this level of skill, you're still playing solo? I bet someone with 400 points in Master rank is being boosted."

"This little guy, Karami, dares to solo me? He needs to practice!"

"..." Xu Mu turned to look at Tang Ruobing and found that Tang Ruobing was controlling her hero to return to the fountain. At the same time, her cherry-like mouth was chattering like a machine gun, as if she had been holding back for a long time!

That's right... For such a long time, Xu Mu almost always overwhelmed Tang Ruobing and killed her without giving her any chance to fight back!
Now that Tang Ruobing has a chance, she'll definitely seize it and start chattering away.

"Damn it, I'm overflowing with sympathy and I'll let you off the hook!"

So you're taking revenge on me here!

"As expected... you can't have any sympathy for women, especially ordinary women like this. There's no other way but to beat her to a pulp, kill her, and make her question the meaning of life!"

Xu Mu thought to himself as he guided the hero out of the fountain.

The crushing mode has started again.

"Speak! Ah! You were talking so loudly just now, why are you mute now?"

"You killed me once, and look how confident you are! No wonder you're a woman of ordinary faith, you become so radiant as soon as you have a little confidence. It seems your Uncle Xu Mu still hasn't trained you properly, it's my fault!"

In the next dozen or so games, Xu Mu didn't die once, and almost completely dominated Tang Ruobing!

Tang Ruobing fell silent...

"Oh dear, what a pity, I didn't add any bets for you!"

"Otherwise, you'll have to call me 'Dad' tonight!"

"Even the uncles aren't exciting enough!"

"You're ugly, dreaming!" Tang Ruobing turned and glared at Xu Mu. "Keep dreaming!"

"Hehe..." Xu Mu smiled, "Will you dare to come again tomorrow?"

"Come on! I must beat you!"

"I'm going to raise the stakes tomorrow!"

"Sure, welcome!"

"..."

Although the game lasted for a long time, only a little over two hours had passed.

I was originally planning to treat Tang Ruobing to a late-night snack, but this ordinary woman actually said she needed to go back and practice her skills.
Haha... What's the point of practicing your skills so hard?

Do you really think you can turn from an ordinary person into Faker in just one day?

It must be impossible.

Destroying you is still a piece of cake.

Xu Mu arrived at Xincheng Square, bought some late-night snacks from a roadside stall, and then drove home.

On the second day, July 7th, Tang Ruobing, still not satisfied, challenged Xu Mu to a solo match.

This time, she even dared to raise the stakes!
"Shall we raise the stakes?"

"What's the bet!" Xu Mu sat calmly in the private room from last night, smiling as he looked at Tang Ruobing.

"Let's solo for ten rounds. If you win eight, you win; if I win two, I win. If I win, you call me Mom!"

(End of this chapter)