By associating with Nezha, I became the darling of the Chinese gods.

Chapter 256 Daily Life of a God: About Crossdressing (End of Extra Chapter)
After kicking Li Jing, Nezha acted as if nothing had happened, continuing to drink with Huang Tianhua and taking a big gulp from his glass cup.

They seemed determined to get Huang Tianhua drunk until he was completely out of control.

no way.

Do you want Nezha to admit defeat?

how is this possible.

Nezha was intoxicated by the alcohol; his face was flushed, but he kept drinking.

Without a doubt, he had sealed most of the power of the elixir in his dantian, intending to refine it for his own use after the Peach Banquet ended.

But if they keep drinking like this, tomorrow's headline at Nantianmen will probably be—

The Third Prince, drunk, lost his temper and set fire to the Peach Garden.

Finally, Huang Tianhua raised his hand to concede defeat, his cheeks flushed red.
"Burp, I'm not drinking anymore! Nezha, you really know how to hold back!"

"Humph!"

Nezha scoffed, "What's there to endure? Mere fine wine and nectar are nothing to me!"

Huang Tianhua curled his lip, plopped back down beside the jade mat, and thought to himself:
Nezha is still as stubborn as ever.

Her face was completely red.

It seems that the celestial wine prepared by the Queen Mother of the West this time is of exceptionally high quality!

That's really generous!

Thinking this, Huang Tianhua picked up his portion of peaches and started eating, trying to relieve the burning sensation still lingering in his throat.

Seeing the flush on Nezha and Huang Tianhua's cheeks, Yang Jian helplessly rubbed his forehead, finding it unbearable to watch.

Fortunately, Huang Tianhua was aware of the situation and stopped there.

Otherwise, given Nezha's temper, who knows how long he would have kept up the act!

Wenmiao quickly stood up and poured the sweet dew into Nezha and Huang Tianhua respectively, advising them:
"Quickly, drink some water and calm down."

Nezha pursed his lips, stared at the large jade bottle for a long while, and then softly hummed:
"I don't need this kind of stuff that kids drink."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Huang Tianhua, without any regard for propriety, grabbed the nectar and gulped it down.

Ah! That feels so good!

Huang Tianhua let out a satisfied sigh, then handed the cup to Wen Miao and wiped his mouth.

"It's sweet and delicious, I want more! Strange... why do I suddenly feel a chill down my back?"

What happened to the rule that only children drink nectar water?!
Huang Tianhua, how could you go back on your word!
Nezha's eyes blazed with fire as he glared at the back of Huang Tianhua's head. Without a word, he tilted his head back and drank the nectar on the table, then handed the cup to Huang Tianhua.

"Huang Tianhua, step back and pour for me first!"

They are...

Are we going to have another contest of drinking nectar?
please do not.

Huang Tianhua: "..."

Lei Zhenzi: "..."

Yang Jian:"……"

Wen Miao: "..."

The answer to who the child at this table is is already quite obvious.

Wen Miao's lips twitched, and she obediently poured another cup for Nezha and Huang Tianhua.

After Huang Tianhua had drunk his fill of the sweet dew, he chewed on the peach flesh in large mouthfuls, pointed to one side with his jade chopsticks, and mysteriously began to tell Wen Miao about the gossip of the Heavenly Court:
"Look, Wenmiao, look over there. Tu Xingsun is at that table."

Wen Miao paused, his expression turning solemn with respect.

Ah, is that the divine being who touched the True Lord's slender waist?!

Thinking of this, Wen Miao's eyes unconsciously drifted towards Yang Jian's waist.

Well, let me tell you...

Up close, it's really quite thin.

Yang Jian raised an eyebrow and changed the subject without changing his expression:
"Speaking of this, it reminds me of the time when Nezha and Huang Tianhua were disfigured by Deng Chanyu's five-colored stones."

Nezha: "..."

You guys keep talking, why did you bring him up again?
Could you please stop bringing up those old stories in front of Wenmiao?

Huang Tianhua was immediately swayed by Yang Jian, propping himself up to join the discussion, pointing to his large, white teeth:

"That's right! My weapon had barely been drawn when Deng Chanyu swung a stone at me!"

"Good guy!"

He exaggeratedly covered his cheek, "They smashed my face, making me, the most handsome man in Xiqi, look bruised and battered. How embarrassing!"

After saying that, Huang Tianhua gave Yang Jian a resentful glance, and said meaningfully:

"It's a good thing some people were standing by and keeping things in check; their smiles were practically reaching their ears, weren't they?"

Yang Jian slowly poured himself a full cup of wine and calmly said:
"Yeah, it was pretty tragic. One of them was squatting on the ground groaning while covering his nose, and the other was searching the entire camp for ice while covering his face. Luckily, I was there to avenge you..."

Nezha: "..."

Huang Tianhua: "..."

revenge?

Yang Jian, are you sure?!

"Yang Jian!" Nezha bristled, jumped off the jade mat, and grabbed Yang Jian's collar. "You're still laughing! Back when she knocked me off my Wind Fire Wheels with a stone, what was the first thing you said when you helped me up?"

"It's 'Third Prince, his face-first-to-the-ground posture is quite perfect!'"

"You call this revenge?!"

Huang Tianhua slammed his hand on the table and burst into laughter: "Hahahaha! Compared to Nezha, my second brother is actually quite gentle and considerate towards me!"

Wen Miao's lips curled up wildly, using the act of eating to hide her amused expression, but her ears were perked up.

in fact.

She could sense that Nezha and the others weren't really angry.

Although we bicker and joke around every day.

But they must have had a pretty good time during that period!
Nezha glanced at the smiling Wen Miao and snorted coldly:
"If we're talking about losing face, who can compare to Yang Jian? To capture Tu Xingsun, our Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun even resorted to using a honey trap."

Yang Jian remained remarkably calm in response:

"It's nothing more than a trap to lure you in."

Huang Tianhua instantly perked up, his eyes shining: "Yes, yes, yes! Second Brother is dressed as a woman, so beautiful, with cloud-like hair, flower-like face, and golden hairpins. Second Brother, was the set of jewelry you wore back then heavy?"

Suzaku, who was sitting to the side, also became interested and excitedly joined the group chat:
"Hahaha, the words that Tu Xingsun said to Zhenjun back then shocked the Three Realms and are still ranked at the top of the Heavenly Court's list of strange and unusual stories!"

Wen Miao asked curiously, "What language is it?"

Zhuque cleared her throat and, mimicking Tu Xingsun's tone, imitated his words in a high-pitched voice:

"The beauty is a little looser~"

The last three words were complex and nuanced, and Zhuque imitated them perfectly.

This shows how well the gods in Heaven knew about this matter, that anyone could imitate it so perfectly.

"Pfft-!"

Wen Miao couldn't help but spit out nectar.

This is too social!
No wonder Yang Jian would often go to Guanjiang Estuary.

Even Yang Jian, who had been appearing calm and composed, finally broke down.

The Howling Celestial Dog, who was squatting at Yang Jian's feet eating a bone, looked up blankly. Seeing its master's dark expression, it immediately bared its teeth at the Vermilion Bird.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

No exposing shortcomings!

Seeing this, Wen Miao suddenly felt a sense of anticipation for the 'Investiture of the Gods' game instance world that StarNet was simulating.

No matter what, she had to go to the scene where Nezha committed suicide to see Nezha.

He committed suicide, and she stayed with him.

He wanted to rebuild his physical body in the palace, so she helped him maintain order there.

He wanted to kill Li Jing, so she handed him the knife.

Well, she also wants to make a cameo appearance in the scene where Yang Jian disguises himself as a woman to seduce Tu Xingsun!

The game's dungeons are sure to be a wonderful world filled with gods!

Wen Miao smiled.

I wonder if Nezha, Yang Jian, Huang Tianhua, and Lei Zhenzi would be interested in playing the 'Investiture of the Gods' game instance.

Noticing Wen Miao's gaze, Nezha raised an eyebrow and got down to business:

"Wenmiao, when are you planning to eat the peaches?"

Second-class peaches can help people ascend to heaven and live forever.

The Heavenly Court's intention in giving Wenmiao this peach is quite clear.

Wen Miao snapped out of her daze, touched the peach on her lap, and stated her initial plan:

"I would like to give this peach to Lady Nuba."

Nezha's eyebrows shot up immediately: "What did you say?!"

Wen Miao smiled and said, "She was unable to return to the Heavenly Court because her abilities went out of control. I think that with this second-class peach, Lady Nuba will be alright."

"Next, I want to go find Lady Nuba..."

Nezha squinted at Wenmiao without saying a word.

For the sake of a female demon, she was willing to give up ascension and immortality?
Ha, you have a good temperament.

They're incredibly stupid.

He's even dumber than Huang Tianhua.

Nezha crossed his arms, a slight smile playing on his lips, and gave a soft hum:
"Okay, give it to me."

"Anyway, I'll bring you again at the next Peach Banquet."

After listening to the entire conversation, Yang Jian couldn't help but look at the Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor.

Nezha was right; it's just a peach, they don't need one more.

The Jade Emperor, who was sitting at the head of the table, suddenly sneezed.

Wait, why does he have a feeling that someone is after him?!
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