By associating with Nezha, I became the darling of the Chinese gods.

Chapter 249 Daily Dungeon Routine: What to do when you're stuck again?

Chapter 249 Daily Dungeon Routine: What to do when you're stuck again?
In just a few seconds, the intense heat of the Samadhi Fire made Tang Sanzang sweat profusely.

The layers of inner clothes were soaked with sweat, making the heat unbearable.

Nezha flicked his finger, and another burst of Samadhi Fire erupted. He looked at Tang Sanzang with a strong sense of mockery.
"Bald monk, are your eyeballs just for decoration?"

"That old demon reeks of demonic energy and blood; you can smell it from three miles away. That monkey kindly helped you exorcise the demon, and now you're reciting the Tightening-Headband Mantra? If you dare to open your mouth again..."

Shang Tianqi: "..."

Old, old monster...

Nezha, the Great God!

This is all for the sake of the plot, please don't hate him, sob sob!
"Look!" Nezha suddenly grinned mischievously, flicked his finger, and the travel document from his luggage flew into his palm. He said mockingly:
"This is the clearance document you've been longing for."

"Bald monk, do you think I dare to burn it?"

As they were talking, the Samadhi True Fire and the travel permit were about to come into close contact.

"No!" Tang Sanzang blurted out.

At that moment, he felt like he was suffocating.

How could Nezha possibly be afraid?!
He's so daring!
Yang Jian couldn't stand it any longer, so he walked over to Tang Sanzang and pointed his three-pointed double-edged sword diagonally at the ground.

Almost simultaneously, a deep, cold voice, like an icy spring, rang out:
"Holy Monk, since you speak so reasonably, do you know that you just violated the Heavenly Rules by arbitrarily administering punishment?"

Ao Lie: "Huh?"

How did this turn into talk about celestial rules?

Tang Sanzang's mind went completely blank for a moment, and he could hardly believe his ears.

Unauthorized use of criminal penalties?

Did it also violate the rules of heaven?
This, this, this…

If someone else had said that, it would have been fine.

The person speaking of it happened to be Erlang Shen, the God of Justice appointed by the Jade Emperor himself, who was in charge of the laws and decrees of the Heavenly Palace!
The Buddha's decree in his palm was still faintly glowing.

Tang Sanzang immediately calmed himself and continued to explain:

"This humble monk did not act arbitrarily in administering punishment; it was a mantra given to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva to discipline my unruly disciple. Wukong previously killed innocent people indiscriminately..."

Yang Jian and Nezha remained unmoved, and even wanted to laugh.

Oh, so what?

Tang Sanzang thought that by bringing up Guanyin Bodhisattva, they would cower and be afraid.

When they first met Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Heavenly Court had just been established, and that person was not Guanyin Bodhisattva, but Cihang Daoren!

If we're really talking about relationships, when they met Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tang Sanzang was still nowhere to be found!
"Your opinion is the sole basis for judging Sun Wukong's merits and demerits. You are just a mortal with limited vision, unable to distinguish truth from falsehood, wrongly accusing an innocent person, and yet you are so self-righteous."

Yang Jian's voice was cold and devoid of any emotion:
"Could it be that the golden headband Guanyin Bodhisattva gave you was meant to allow you to wrongly accuse innocent people?"

"May the Bodhisattva be above, True Lord, be careful with your words!"

Tang Sanzang, with a stern face, unfolded the decree for Yang Jian to see clearly.

"Moreover, Buddha said, 'Without eliminating the wicked, it is difficult to obtain the true scriptures,' and Wukong..."

"He has unjustly killed two people, and now even Buddha has issued such a decree!"

Tang Sanzang turned his head away and said decisively, "I can no longer keep him."

"Is it Buddha?" Yang Jian glanced calmly at the decree that Tang Sanzang was holding so carefully, and immediately saw through its authenticity.

The imperial edict possessed the same demonic aura as that of the monster.

Such a low-level trick of deception, only Tang Sanzang could not see through it.

Yang Jian said with a half-smile:

"Since that's the case, then you can come with us to the Western Paradise to confront Buddha and Guanyin face to face and ask them whether this decree was indeed issued to you by them, how about that?"

"Aren't you the one who listens to Guanyin and Buddha the most? Let Guanyin judge whether you have wronged Sun Wukong this time."

Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded.

Should we take him to find Buddha and Bodhisattva now?

He hasn't even obtained the true scriptures yet, how can he go already?!
Ao Lie's lips twitched.

Good heavens, let's go straight to the Western Paradise!
These two Heavenly Court bigwigs clearly have no intention of following the proper procedures!

In the entire Heavenly Court, probably only Yang Jian and his group would be qualified to say such things so easily!

the other side.

Because Tang Sanzang did not chant the incantation, Sun Wukong regained consciousness from the excruciating pain, seized the opportunity, and killed the White Bone Demon with a single blow.

"You demon, take this from my old Sun!" Following the procedures stipulated by the StarNet system, Shang Tianqi reluctantly shed his skin and began to flee for his life.

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes flashed, and he instantly spotted Shang Tianqi's whereabouts.

He chased after her fiercely, raised his golden cudgel high, and smashed it hard against the White Bone Demon.

"boom--!"

Ah, that's the feeling.

Shang Tianqi closed his eyes happily.

Finally…

He can wrap up filming now.

Puffs of white smoke gathered and then dispersed.

The next second, a pile of bones fell to the ground with a thud.

When Sun Wukong and Ao Lie got closer, they saw that the White Bone Demon had revealed her true form!
"Hahahahaha!"

Sun Wukong stood with his golden cudgel upright, laughing heartily as if he had finally tasted the sweetness of victory after all his suffering.

OK!

Now that things have come to this, the master should completely trust him!
He was finally able to clear his name!
"Well done!" Ao Lie excitedly gave a thumbs up. "The Great Sage truly has discerning eyes!"

Nezha walked over, kicked the remains of the White Bone Demon, and sneered:

"Bald monk, what do you have to say now?"

Tang Sanzang didn't even glance at the excited Sun Wukong, and calmly said:
"Ready your horse."

As the horse mentioned by Tang Sanzang, Ao Lie was speechless after hearing this and repeated:
"The Great Sage really fought a demon!"

Tang Sanzang pretended not to hear and left without looking back, saying, "Pack your luggage."

Ao Lie: "..."

Well, all you know how to do is give orders, huh?!

Don't you have hands?
Judging from this, this monk is still angry with the Great Sage!

The world channel was also bustling with activity.

The monster players were so angry they stopped eating their melons and started furiously typing on their keyboards, venting their frustration in the group chat:
Jade Rabbit Spirit: [Damn it, I'm furious, don't bother me!]

Green Ox Demon: [Is this Tang Sanzang crazy? The White Bone Demon's corpse is right in front of him, and not only does he not apologize, he even gives the Great Sage a hard time! I really want to rush over and slap him twice!]

Yellow-Robed Monster: [They still dare to recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra to torment our Great Sage! Look how much pain he's in… Sigh, thankfully the Third Prince and the True Lord are protecting the Great Sage this time!]

Citizen A of the Children's Kingdom: [Hehe, I think Tang Sanzang just needs a good beating! Why doesn't he give Nezha a hard time? Is it because he doesn't want to?]

Yangli Daxian: [I'm seriously speechless! This level is giving me a heart attack! Can't we just let Tang Sanzang leave the group?]

Filming complete - White Bone Demon: [Brothers and sisters, the rest of the journey to the West depends on you continuing to torment that monk!]

Yellow-Robed Monster: [My part of the story will be coming up later, so don't worry about it, leave it to me!]

at the same time.

Seeing Tang Sanzang give Sun Wukong a hard time, Nezha also didn't hesitate to quit, throwing down his travel permit and coldly snorting:

"Fine, since you want to chase that monkey away, go get the scripture yourself! I'm not in the mood to serve you!"

After saying that, Nezha looked in Sun Wukong's direction and said, "Monkey, how about we go to your Water Curtain Cave for a get-together later?"

Yang Jian stood beside Nezha and Sun Wukong, and smiled slightly:
"Holy monk, take care on your journey."

"Of course, if you have any objections, go directly to the Jade Emperor and talk to me."

“I welcome it.”

Tang Sanzang: "???"

Ao Lie: "???"

World Channel viewers: "???"

As soon as Yang Jian finished speaking, everyone was stunned.

What the hell?

The Journey to the West team finally made their debut, only to disband after just a few days?!
Ao Lie was bewildered in the wind; the entire dragon looked like it was about to crack open.

No, you've all left, leaving him to act as both nanny and mount, escorting Tang Sanzang to the Western Paradise alone?!

Wuwuwu, no!
He couldn't withstand the monsters along the way!
(End of this chapter)

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