I'm a pretty female live streamer, send me money!

Chapter 95 is despicable; it's a provocation tactic.
Lin Sui recited the introduction given by the system, and thoughtfully added, "As you can see, if you feel your home isn't messy enough, you can buy one to add to the mess."

"For just 88888, you can buy a fully intelligent trouble-causing machine."

"You say I'm a troublemaker? I'm going to shoot you dead! Biubiubiu~"

Lin Sui felt like the back of her head was being attacked by a bunch of small beads again.

As a level 22 slacker: "It's a bit expensive, I hate that I'm not rich! But this thing is really fun!"

The alien's voice rang out above Lin Sui's head again, "Only 88888? That's too cheap! My net worth is 20 billion!"

Lin Sui saw through the live stream camera that it had jumped onto her head at some point.

She snatched it off, shouting, "Turn it off!"

Alien: "Ah~ the wicked humans, I'm dead!"

Its entire body stiffened, instantly returning to its original motionless state, making it look like a really ugly little figurine.

Lin Sui: “…”

What's the point of selling this?
Helping aliens conquer Earth?
"I heard this thing comes in other shapes, like twin ponytails or a young princess, but the function is the same. What you get depends entirely on luck."

Lin Sui looked at the one in his hand and said, "My luck is just so-so; I got a very ordinary one."

The little alien suddenly came back to life, saying, "You say I'm ordinary? You're even more... fine, you're kind of good-looking, I won't argue with you."

Lin Sui: "Turn off!"

Little alien: "Ugh~ You despicable human, I'm dead again!"

LV40 heard that the name is important: "Hahaha, has the host never selected products before? He looks a bit helpless."

Lin Sui placed it on the table. "I didn't watch this live-streaming sales event beforehand. It's all factory direct, we'll sell whatever's available. I don't know if it's any good or not, but if you're willing to be a sucker, come on over!"

"Link up!"

There aren't many of these, only ten.

It's probably because it's expensive, and they're afraid they won't be able to sell it.

But Lin Sui didn't expect that her ad would be snatched up in less than ten seconds.

There are still many rich people!

It also includes a level 1 account.

Lin Sui immediately said, "What's that little brother in level one doing!"

He bought two more!
LV1 Yunli: "Hehehe, sister, minors are not allowed to give tips, but minors can shop online."

LV1 Yunli: "I'll buy one for my dad too, so he won't always take his anger out on me."

Lin Sui asked seriously, "Are you sure your dad knows?"

LV1 Yunli: "I bought it with my own money, it has nothing to do with him. He'll be even happier if he knows I bought him a gift."

Lin Sui: “…”

Looking at the little creature beside him, and the handful of beads in his hand that it had used to poke his face, Lin Sui felt that being a father probably wouldn't be a happy thing.

"Okay, okay, thank you all for your support!" Lin Sui clapped his hands, no longer worrying about whether Yun Li would buy it or not. The son of a tycoon wouldn't be short of money!
"With you guys here, I won't have to worry about selling my next batch of goods!"

"Take one down!"

She took out another package and glanced at the words on it.

"The stinking flower can absorb the stench in the room, but it needs to be taken outside to release the odor once every seven days, otherwise it will smell bad."

Lin Sui: “…”

No, are all the things the system gave her this time legitimate?
Each one seems more outrageous than the last.
System: [These are all slow-moving goods from our area. I'm just checking to see if they're popular here.]

Lin Sui: “…”

LV41 Pond Fish: "Is this expensive? Take it out and let me see!"

System: [This isn't very smart, sell it for 66.]

Lin Sui opened the box and took out the contents.

"...What's the difference between this and the ordinary alluring flower?" Lin Sui complained.

This is an electric plush toy that you can hold a saxophone and twist and turn with the push of a switch!

She found the switch and pressed it, and sure enough, the seemingly cheap flower started playing the saxophone and swaying.

But a few seconds later, Lin Sui frowned and twitched his nose, smelling a strange odor coming from the saxophone of the plush toy.

"啕~"

She immediately turned it off, clutched her chest, and started gagging while leaning against the table.

It stinks!
[I already told you it needs to be aired out, so I suggest you put it outside to let the smell dissipate before bringing it back inside.]

"..."

Lin Sui felt like she was about to vomit her bile.

It was a smell she had never encountered before, as if a thousand-year-old corpse had been ejected from a septic tank, its body still carrying the stench of fermented salted fish, making it suffocating.

Fortunately, the stench was quickly absorbed by the stinky flower, and Lin Sui was reborn.

Her face was flushed, and she slumped onto the table as if exhausted. She waved her hands at everyone, "Guys, I wasn't acting, I'm not exaggerating at all... I put it outside to air out after buying it, otherwise it smells awful when you turn it on, ugh~"

"But it does absorb odors quite well; my room feels much better now."

"This thing costs 66... ​​cheaper than an eyebrow pencil. I wouldn't say that you guys aren't trying hard enough if you can't afford it, but you really need to be more rational about this."

"But I think it should be comparable to an air purifier."

"Here's a link."

She rubbed her nose and clicked on two hundred links.

There was no scarcity marketing; the system had already prepared two hundred units.

This price isn't too expensive, considering Lin Sui said it's comparable to an air purifier, and an air purifier costs much more than this.

Similarly, the link sold out in less than ten seconds.

Lin Sui placed it aside with the alien and took out the next box.

After the system explained that these were all slow-moving goods from its side, Lin Sui was no longer surprised to see anything.

Some are curious about which higher-dimensional space the system came from.

The goods I brought this time are all items that seem strange, but are actually very practical.

Including that little alien figurine, it's very convenient to have it drill a hole and clean the sewers, and it can even chat with you when you're bored.

The system was still just testing the waters; they hadn't prepared many of these new gadgets, and Lin Sui quickly sold them all.

Whether it's because of Lin Sui's blind box-like introduction or the peculiarity of these items, people are willing to buy them to take a look.

...

After selling out here, Lin Sui secretly went to take a look at the crispy fish.

The crispy fish is very popular because it's selling so well.

He had never done live-streaming sales before and thought this might be a disaster, but to his surprise, many viewers who came specifically for him placed orders without him even having to introduce anything.

The positive word-of-mouth from Lin Sui's previous trial sale has already spread. Those who find it useful will naturally repurchase. Those who missed out before are also grabbing some this time since there's a larger stock to try.

These items don't have the novelty factor of Lin Sui's live streams; they're all practical, so more people will buy them.

Lin Sui was very pleased.

From now on, the goods provided by the system can be directly delivered to the company's affiliated livestreamers.

Living a life of lying down and counting money, couldn't be more enjoyable!

...

When the broadcast ended in the evening, Su Yu was still in an excited state.

He sold out everything!

All!

"Your sales performance is not bad," Afu said calmly, sitting on the sofa without saying a word.

"Huh?" Su Yu was taken aback.

Afu: "I'll observe your normal live stream again tomorrow."

He stood up. "Let's go find Lin Sui."

Crispy Fish: "Huh? Weren't you just hiding here spying on her live stream?"

Why does it sound like they're observing him?
Afu: "..." He wasn't hiding to peek!

Just then, Lin Sui came out of the office, saw them, clapped her hands, and said, "Time to go home!" "I did a great job today!" Su Yu looked at him with a plea for praise.

Lin Sui gave him a thumbs up, "Fantastic! You've already become the top livestreamer in our company, and surpassing Li Jiaba is just around the corner!"

"Let's go, let's take you home."

She walked towards the door first.

Afu glanced at the crispy fish, "Where do you live?"

Suyu quickly provided an address.

Afu: "I'm going the same way as you, I'll give you a ride."

"Oh?" Lin Sui stopped upon hearing this. "Really?"

Afu remained expressionless and replied, "Hmm."

"Then I won't go out; it's terribly cold outside."

"Aren't you going home?" Su Yu asked.

With a determined look in his eyes, Lin Sui declared as he resolved to join the Party, "From now on, the company is my home! I will live and die with the company!"

Afu: "..."

Crispy Fish: "..."

Under their speechless gazes, Lin Sui patted Su Yu on the shoulder, "Take the matter of recruiting your old brothers seriously, our company is too short of people right now."

"I know! I'll contact them when I get back." Su Yu nodded.

Tonight's events greatly boosted Crispy Fish's confidence.

Lin Sui asked him to sell products, and although he didn't pay him any slot fee, he did give him a share of the profits.

In this kind of profit-sharing arrangement, the more you sell, the more you earn.

He never had such good opportunities before; in fact, his guild had never even accepted any sales advertisements.

This thing is really profitable.

He knew that Lin Sui had also been selling goods earlier, and she could have sold them all, but she still gave him some of the resources.

A conscientious boss!
He wants to be with Lin Sui for life!

...

Having probably calculated the time beforehand, Afu's driver was already waiting outside.

Lin Sui escorted the two to the main gate.

Thinking to myself, this place is still too remote. The daily round-trip transportation costs will add up to a lot over a month.

This is probably why she has been unable to recruit anyone.

Should she charter a bus?

And then the job posting says it includes a private car service?
...

Lin Sui was processing all the orders for the night, and she was completely exhausted.

"I don't think this task should be assigned to me."

Inside the warehouse, Lin Sui lay sprawled on the floor, trying to talk to the system.

You haven't been able to hire anyone.

"It has nothing to do with whether we've hired anyone or not. Generally speaking, when I help merchants sell goods, the people who pack and ship them are the merchants. But you, my old man, you are the merchant."

system:【……】

"You could have just waved your hand and it would have been done. Why do you need me, a salesperson, to deal with them one by one? That's not right."

"Oh dear..." Lin Sui exclaimed in surprise, as if realizing something, "You don't have these functions either, do you? Well..."

System: [I have it! I can make the company details crystal clear for you, so why can't I handle packaged goods?]

Lin Sui stood up abruptly, dusted off his backside, and said, "Then it's up to you. I'll call the courier to pick up the package tomorrow."

System: [...] Damn it, that's a provocation!

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The next morning, Lin Sui drove out and went to the boxing gym, which he hadn't visited in a long time, to practice boxing for a while.

Then she went to the job market, posted a few job advertisements for her company, and at noon she called a delivery truck to go back to the company and take away all the packaged goods in the warehouse.

Standing in front of the empty warehouse, Lin Sui gazed wistfully at the horizon, unable to feel a trace of the joy of being a boss.

The reason is that she still has to do these tasks herself.

When will we finally get some capable people?

...

Distributing flyers was effective; several people came to apply for jobs in the afternoon.

After all, meals and accommodation are provided if needed, and there is also a private car to pick you up and drop you off at get off work if not needed, so the benefits are very good.

These offline recruitment positions are for company technicians, cleaning staff, and canteen cooks.

Lin Suiquan accepted the offer, but gave him a one-week trial period.

Some started working immediately and became familiar with the job, while others came a few days later.

When Afu arrived at the company in the afternoon, he was startled to see so many strangers.

He quickly took out his hat and mask from the car and put them on.

He went directly to Lin Sui's office.

"Were all these people hired today?"

Lin Sui was slumped in her chair playing on her phone. When she heard his words, she just slightly lifted her eyelids and said, "Ah, the company is so big, but there are so few people. It's so lonely. Now there's a lot more people around."

Abu took a deep breath.

Yes, a company can't just have a few people. He just doesn't want to interact with a lot of people and is a little uncomfortable with it.

dong dong dong-

"My dear teacher, are you there?"

Just then, there was a knock on the door, and a man's voice came from outside.

Lin Sui immediately got up to open the door, "Oh! Xiao Sen is here!"

At the entrance stood a chubby, fair-skinned boy with a憨厚 (honest and simple) smile.

"Hehe, my mentor is just as handsome as he is in the live stream."

Even if you wear it a thousand times, you will never wear it.

Even if you say that, the contract of servitude still has to be signed.

Lin Sui smiled like an old fox and handed him a contract.

Komori scratched his head, a little hesitant, "Is this image really okay?"

He wasn't recruited by Lin Sui; he volunteered to come last night after Lin Sui finished her live stream.

He'd been secretly watching Lin Sui's live streams these past few days, and seeing her constantly promoting her company, he wondered if he should give it a try, but he was also afraid that Lin Sui would look down on him.

After all, whether it's Lin Sui herself, or Shen Ti and Su Yu whom she signed, their appearances all lean towards being good-looking.

He's not exactly good-looking, and his dancing is described as being like a pig dancing, so it seems unlikely he'd sign with a company that only values ​​looks.

But Lin Sui said that the company doesn't discriminate based on appearance, but rather on character and ability.

He can dance, so I guess that counts as a skill?

"You don't need to worry." It was clear he was conflicted and dissatisfied with his appearance.

Lin Sui pushed out Afu next to him, "This is our company's top-notch operations manager, Afu, who will definitely give you a perfect makeover."

"Right, Brother Fu?"

Abu: "...Hmm."

Komori stared at him for a while, then suddenly asked, "Brother Afu, can I ask you a question?"

Afu sensed something was wrong and said expressionlessly, "A kind word warms the heart for three winter months, while a harsh word chills the heart for six summer months."

Xiaosen: "I'm not trying to hurt anyone. I just want to ask why you, who are so rich, would come here to be a slave?"

Afu: "...I have no money."

If this isn't considered hurting someone, then what is?

If you don't have a job, you'll be called unreliable; if you have a job, you'll be called a beast of burden!
You men have said all that!

(End of this chapter)