I'm a pretty female live streamer, send me money!
Chapter 67 A Few Bites
Chapter 67 A Few Bites
Lin Sui naturally saw Hao Ge's statement as well.
Even though his romantic charm has faded, his words can still be drowned out by the sea of people, with each other's comments easily silencing his sentiments.
His next words made Lin Sui fall into deep thought.
LV70 Hao Ge: "Whatever you want, but with your paltry sums, when are you going to get her to scrape together five million? She doesn't have much time left."
[LV50 Afu's Popularity: Gift of 10 Streamer Carnival Gifts]
LV70 Hao Ge: "Hey, there's someone who's a bit generous, but he's only level 50. What's with the show-off?"
LV50 Afu is loved by everyone: "If you're sick, go get treatment."
This guy is an easy target; scolding him is pointless.
Lin Sui thought for a moment, and as Hao Ge continued to target everyone indiscriminately, he suddenly spoke up, "Wu Hao?"
LV70 Hao Ge: "You recognize me? Heh~ You should call me your creditor."
Lin Sui raised an eyebrow, confirming his identity.
Isn't that her former boss?
I've been streaming for so long, but I never expected him to find out.
Lin Sui scoffed, "Your nose is quite sensitive; you came right away from the smell."
Wu Hao's face darkened when the topic of smell came up.
He's still squatting in the toilet right now.
I don't know what I ate, I've had diarrhea all day, and it smells awful.
Also, because he spent too long in the toilet, that damned woman Feng Shu couldn't wait any longer, so she found another entertainment company to cooperate with and kicked him out.
After returning home, she was still furious. Remembering that Lin Sui was live-streaming, she came over to add insult to injury.
He thought that not many people would watch Lin Sui's performance because he had suppressed her.
As a result, she not only has over a million fans, but when she says a few words in her live stream, these fans blindly vote for her.
They've all gone mad!
If being a live streamer were so lucrative, why would good-looking people be scrambling to get into the entertainment industry?
This shows that being a live streamer is a undignified profession!
LV70 Hao Ge: "You're destined for this, you're just not meant to be famous."
"What? You can tell fortunes?"
Lin Sui became somewhat interested, sat down, and directly invited him to come on the microphone, "Come on, creditor, come on the microphone and talk."
LV70 Hao Ge: "You think I'm afraid of you?"
After being invited onto the microphone by Lin Sui, Wu Hao immediately launched into a tirade, saying, "You have at most two months left to pay back the company's five million yuan penalty for breach of contract, or we'll see you in court!"
"I hope your fans will give you more tips, otherwise your favorite streamer will become a deadbeat~"
The public chat was filled with vulgar insults, but Brother Hao remained arrogant.
Lin Sui ignored his speech, and after he quieted down, she clapped her hands, got up and pulled out a whiteboard and a black pen from the side.
"Come on, everyone in the live stream, it's been a long time since we had time to analyze scumbags."
"Today's example is this guy on the mic."
She took out her phone again, searched for Wu Hao's photo online, and showed it to her family members in the live stream.
"How many points would you give him based on his looks?"
LV41 Long Time No See: "Maximum five points (out of 100)."
The LV28 chosen heroine of the novel: "It's too much. He has to compensate me for seeing this photo."
"Hey, everyone's sweet talk is like honey, but they're not that bad."
Lin Sui picked up a pen and began to write and draw on the whiteboard. "As we all know, the photos on the internet are heavily photoshopped. I just happened to have the good fortune to see his real face!"
"So I've recreated Hao Ge's real appearance here!"
Lin Sui drew a simple little figure.
Mediterranean-looking, with long, slender limbs but a large belly, and heavy eye bags, giving the impression of kidney deficiency and poor blood circulation.
That's about it!
She wrote Wu Hao's name and height next to it.
"This guy, Hao, is officially 1.7 meters tall, but as we've said before, there's no such thing as a 1.7-meter man in the world! The fact that he doesn't dare to exaggerate means he's definitely under 1.7 meters. Let's pretend he's 1.69 meters, then subtract three centimeters for his shoes, so his real height is 1.66 meters." "You're talking nonsense! I'm 1.68 meters... Pah!" Wu Hao immediately started yelling, "Lin Sui, why are you spouting all this nonsense? Do you think you can make money to pay off your debts like this?"
[LV44 Lin Dan Da presents 5 Live Streamer Carnival Gifts]
LV44 Lin Dan Da: "Why not?"
[LV50 Afu's Popularity: Gift of 5 Streamer Carnival Gifts]
LV50 Afu, loved by everyone: "Why not?"
[LV50 Little Yue King gifted Streamer Carnival*1]
LV50 Little Yue King: "Why not!"
[LV36 Cherry Muzi gifted the streamer a private jet*1]
LV36 Cherry Muzi: "Why not!"
[LV45 Mu Xiaoguo presents the streamer with a luxury cruise ship*1]
LV45 Mu Xiaoguo: "Why not!"
[LV13 Listening to the Rain presents the streamer with 10 roses]
LV13 Listening to the Rain: "Why not!"
No matter how many roses the viewers in the live stream sent, even if they were cheap ones, they had to shower them on Wu Hao to see.
Even newcomers to the audience contributed.
The main problem is that Wu Hao's indiscriminate treatment just now really angered everyone.
Wu Hao was starting to lose his temper. "I already told you, you three are worthless..."
I couldn't hear what he said after that, so Lin Sui muted his microphone.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, everyone! Even your small tokens are very important to me! Every penny counts!"
"If the host doesn't mind, and wants it, we'll give you more!"
Everyone: "..."
She has never been reserved when it comes to making money.
Seeing the gift effects flying everywhere, Lin Sui's face was full of smiles.
"Let's continue our analysis..."
"Look at his whole head. Men in middle age can't avoid hair loss. Just put on a wig and he's a fine man again!"
"But those dark circles under his eyes are a different story, and those sunken cheeks, combined with the fact that he's thin everywhere except for his huge belly, there's definitely something wrong with his health! He's probably a master of time management, and also has kidney deficiency..."
“I’ve said it before, men over twenty-five… If I remember correctly, he’s over forty this year and has had kidney deficiency for twenty years.”
Why am I suddenly analyzing this for you?
Lin Sui put down her pen and sat back down in her seat. "If this kind of man were placed in front of you, would you want him?"
Everyone: "No!"
They suddenly stopped spamming the screen.
The message that Wu Hao was cursing on the public screen because he couldn't speak was all washed away.
Lin Sui then asked, "What if he's very rich and has a family?"
Everyone: "That's even more disgusting!"
"啕~"
Vomiting emojis once again filled the screen.
Lin Sui looked pleased. "Our live stream is full of positive energy! I'm so proud of everyone!"
"I'm so disgusted by that kind of person that I wouldn't even look at him. I'm a beautiful woman, so I would never be interested in him."
"If any news comes out later that I seduced so-and-so, please learn from the streamer's analytical method and see if he is worth seducing by the streamer."
Lin Suishen sighed and rubbed her forehead. "But I'm so beautiful, even if I go and hire male models, wouldn't that be a waste on them? It's so sinful."
(End of this chapter)
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