I'm a pretty female live streamer, send me money!

Chapter 19 Everyone here is destined for wealth and honor

LV55 Coriander Destroyer: "Not bad, you know how to have fun."

Cilantro Sister expressed her satisfaction.

"My sister's satisfaction is my greatest happiness!"

Lin Sui clapped his hands, "Since Sister Cilantro has already taken the lead, then if you want to get on top, start with a Hua Zi!"

"Brother Afu? Cute Sister~"

She gave the camera a lewd raise of her eyebrows, signaling the two of them to hurry up and follow Cilantro Sister's lead.

LV48 Afu is loved by everyone: "/eye roll".

[LV48 Afu's Thousands of Love Gifts to the Streamer: 30000 Musical Note Coins Carnival*1]

"Brother Afu is such a straightforward person! I love dealing with straightforward people like you!" Lin Sui picked up his brush again to paint.

LV48 Afu is loved by everyone: "Draw the poop bigger."

Lin Sui: "OK!"

In less than a minute, a poop-shaped figure appeared on the sticky note.

Because the poop was too big and there was no room to draw a person, Lin Sui simply added facial features directly to the poop, and then wrote the ID "A Fu is loved by everyone" on the top of the head.

LV48 Afu, loved by everyone: "...Are you doing this on purpose?"

Lin Sui scoffed, "How could that be? You were the one who suggested drawing it bigger. I'm not embarrassed, so what are you afraid of?"

With a snap, the person who had pooped was clamped onto their head with clips.

Lin Sui already has three sticky notes stuck on her head.

She was going to try and persuade the cute ghost again.

Unexpectedly, before she could even speak, the adorable girl made an excuse to refuse.

LV46 Cute Ghost: "I'm not going to poop on your head today, I'm constipated and can't poop. (T^T)"

After sending the message, Yan Xingai glanced at Yan Yushu, who was busy working beside her, and then sent out another string of crying emojis to flood the screen.

She's been financially restricted!
It's temporarily unavailable! (T^T)
"Oh? Something's up?" Lin Sui sensed something unusual in her words.

LV25 Romantic: "Your ex-girlfriend won't pay you back, and you're broke too? Don't worry, she probably won't make much money in this line of work anymore."

Everyone assumed she was upset because of what happened yesterday.

Nobody wants to be stuck with someone like that.

LV46 Cute Ghost: "It's not because of that. You guys just don't understand. Let's not talk about that anymore. What are you going to do tonight, streamer?"

She couldn't very well tell everyone that her finances were restricted.

How embarrassing!
Seeing that she didn't want to say more, Lin Sui stopped asking.

She sat back down and glanced at the number of viewers in the live stream.

It has already exceeded one thousand.

Compared to the number of followers, this conversion rate is ridiculously low.

"How about this, if you guys don't have anything you want to see, let's have a PK battle."

LV5 loves spicy snacks: "The streamer isn't even acting."

All they care about is making money off their fans.

[A private jet gifted to the streamer by Mr. Wang, the CEO of AAA Building Materials (LV27), with 3000 musical note coins*1]

Lin Sui had just opened his mouth to reply to La Tiao when he saw the tip. He made a gesture with his tongue and put on a fawning smile. "Thank you, Mr. Wang from the building materials company, for the private jet!"

"What would you like to see, Mr. Wang?"

Mr. Wang, LV27, AAA Building Materials: "I'd like to have my marriage prospects checked."

"what?"

These words left not only the people in the live stream stunned, but Lin Sui herself was also bewildered.

"While I can indeed tell fortunes and know that everyone here is destined for wealth and prosperity, as for this marriage... well, that's another story."

She stroked her chin, her expression serious. "Are you trying to see if we're destined to be together? Then I advise you to give up now!"

"Don't love me, it's a dead end, unless you've ever shaken my hand!"

Lin Sui immediately stood up, swayed briefly, and said, "Let me perform this for you..."

Mr. Wang, General Manager of AAA Building Materials (LV27): "It's not about our marriage; I'm serious."

"Ah this..."

This was a bit awkward. Lin Sui stopped, sat back in her chair, crossed her legs, rested her hands on her knees, and inadvertently revealed the Peppa Pig watch on her wrist.

She said seriously, "If that's what you mean, then you've come to the right person! I am Lin Shanxi, known in the world as the relationship guru. Please tell me your story!"

Mr. Wang, AAA Building Materials (Level 27): "Check your private messages."

Lin Sui calmly scrolled through the private messages sent by Mr. Wang, the general manager of the building materials company, on her phone.

The more he looked, the more serious his expression became.

"Wait a moment."

She raised her hand in acknowledgment, then moved away from the camera's view.

About five minutes later, Lin Sui appeared in front of the camera dragging a whiteboard.

The whiteboard was covered with dense writing.

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be an introduction to a potential blind date.

LV7 April Sky: "What's going on? Is the streamer serious?"

LV29 Sauerkraut Fish: "These conditions look pretty good!"

"Come on, let's take a look. Is this man someone we can marry?"

Lin Sui ignored the discussions in the chat area, stood next to the whiteboard, holding a pen in one hand, wearing black-rimmed glasses, and pretending to be a cultured person.

Unfortunately, the three sticky notes on her head revealed her true personality.

She pointed to the words on the whiteboard and read them aloud.

“35 years old, 180cm tall, owns his own company, owns two houses, one for rent and one for his own residence.”

"I have a Mercedes. I usually go to parties, but I won't go unless someone invites me. I hope the other person is mature and considerate, and preferably good-looking and has a good figure."

"Let's analyze it word by word now."

"35 years old and unmarried."

Lin Sui clicked his tongue and shook his head. "It's common knowledge that once a man is over 25, he starts to lose his strength in all aspects. He's already 35, and he's been losing his strength for ten years! He's probably finished."

"180cm tall? Another well-known fact: men's heights don't come in whole numbers!"

She drew an X on the whiteboard for 180 and wrote three numbers on the X.

"I'd estimate he's 179cm, then subtract 3cm for the height from his shoes, so his actual height should be 176cm!"

"If the weight isn't listed, it usually means the dog is either a greyhound or obese, so don't have too high expectations for its physique."

"Owning your own company means your family is doing fairly well, but the company's business is probably not doing very well."

Why do I say that? Please see the following.

"I own two houses. I rent one out and live in the other. I'm pretty sure I live with my parents in the one I live in."

"If his company is profitable, why would he need to rent out his house to earn a living?"

"In this situation, there is another terrible fact."

"With the company barely surviving, he needs to go out and socialize to secure projects for his company. Socializing inevitably involves cigarettes and alcohol, so he probably drinks and smokes in private."

"At the end of social engagements, you might even go out for a foot massage. Once you've had a foot massage, that kind of situation is bound to happen."

"If he tells you later that everyone else ordered except me, would you believe him?"

LV25 Romantic: "666".

LV3, please call me to study: "666".

LV41 Lin Danda: "666".

Mr. Wang, General Manager of AAA Building Materials (Level 27): "..."

...

Lin Sui wanted to check the chat area, and the uniform number 666 boosted her confidence, giving her the passion to continue.

"Owning a luxury car indicates that this person is concerned about appearances. You can tell from the last sentence, which expresses the hope that the other person is good-looking and has a good figure, because it makes him look good when he takes them out. In his eyes, appearances are probably more important than anything else. Be careful with this kind of person."

"And this guy, he's always busy with appointments, but he won't go unless someone calls him? What does that mean? It means he'll definitely go if someone calls him!"

"So, going back to the beginning, everyone else ordered, but I didn't. Do you believe that?"

Mr. Wang, General Manager of AAA Building Materials (Level 27): "..."

This meme comes from a blogger named Adou, and I find it really funny >?<)

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