Douluo Continent: I Have No Thieves Under Heaven, the Explosive King Returns

Chapter 1 Me, a thief-free world?! Brothers, three notorious villains?
In the 2637th year of the Douluo Calendar, the Heaven Dou Empire...

A wooden house in a village on the outskirts of Soto, with candlelight flickering.

Several small, childlike figures lay on the corpses of a man and a woman, weeping sadly.

"Waaaaah~ Father, Mother, why did you leave us! How are we supposed to live without you!"

One of the boys' eyes widened in surprise, and he suddenly stopped crying.

Looking at the unfamiliar surroundings, I mentally complained.

"Wasn't I catching up on the childhood anime Fruit Warriors? I opened my eyes for a second, and here I am?!"

However, the next moment, a torrent of memories rushed into his mind, and the sudden memory made him fall to the ground.

Seeing this, the other three children cried out sadly, "Big brother, our parents are dead, you can't die too!"

Ignoring the words of the three little brats, he tried to sift through the memories that suddenly flooded his mind.

"I... I've been transported to the Douluo Continent?! And it's called 'A World Without Thieves'?!"

The corner of Tianxia Wuzei's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself, "My parents named me too casually. I actually share the same name as the eldest brother of the four villains in Fruit Ninja."

He looked up at the three children staring at him expectantly, and based on his memory, he easily knew their names.

Second brother, a traitorous and rebellious subject.

The third brother recognized a thief as his father.

The fourth brother has shifty eyes.

Including myself, aren't we basically the Four Great Villains?!
They are not only four brothers, but quadruplets.

Although they look similar, they are different in height and build.

The man, Wu Zetian, was stunned and a strange feeling arose in his heart.

The shortest child, the one with shifty eyes.

Seeing that there was no reaction from the "No Thieves Under Heaven" group, he assumed they didn't want him anymore.

He immediately hugged the child who was half a head taller than him, the traitor, with a mournful face, and cried, "Waaah, second brother, eldest brother ignored us! I'm so heartbroken!"

The traitorous minister angrily punched the shifty-eyed man on the head and scolded, "What nonsense are you talking about? How could our elder brother abandon us!"

As they were talking, the traitor slid forward on his knees and grabbed the leg of the man who was known as "No Thief Under Heaven".

"Waaaaah, big brother, you can abandon the two of them, but you can't abandon your dear second brother!"

Upon hearing this, the man who recognized the thief as his father and the shifty-eyed man shouted curses.

"Holy crap, Second Brother, you have no martial ethics!"

"Even if our elder brother abandons you, he won't abandon us, so just give up on that idea!"

Upon hearing this, the treacherous official turned around and retorted directly.

In an instant, the entire wooden house became as noisy as a market, almost blowing the roof off.

Watching the three men shifting blame and slandering each other, I felt that they were the very embodiment of the Four Great Evil Thieves!
Just as he was getting annoyed by the noise, a cold, mechanical voice echoed in his mind.

[Beep, the Fruit Treasure system is loading. Loading successful!]

system? !
As expected, this is an essential cheat code for time travelers. I never thought that I, a thief-free world, would have such a day!
With this system, conquering a mere fantasy sewer is a piece of cake!
Suppressing his excitement, Tianxia Wuzei asked in his mind, "System, what functions do you have?"

[Ding! This system is the Fruit Warriors System. As long as the host completes system tasks, they will receive lottery draw chances. Rewards in the prize pool come from the Fruit Warriors world and include, but are not limited to: mechs, special skills, money...]

The thief suddenly realized that the system, this cheat code, actually came from the Fruit Warriors world.

Although it's not as overpowered as other cheat codes, what man doesn't love mecha!

However, to get a chance to win a prize, you need to complete system tasks.

"Unfortunately, I am only a six-year-old child, and a child who has not yet awakened his martial soul. Even the simplest task would be difficult for me to complete."

While marveling at the absence of thieves, the mechanical voice of the system echoed in his mind again.

[Ding, the newbie gift pack has been distributed, do you want to open it? ]

"Open it!" He almost forgot.

The reason it's called a "golden finger" is because it can provide the protagonist with what they want and solve their current problems, right?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Martial Soul: Explosive King; Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Martial Soul: Golden Dart King; Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Martial Soul: Sea Shark King; Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Martial Soul: Magic King. Note: The host can absorb these Martial Souls individually or transfer them to others.]

"These martial spirits are actually the mechs of the Four Evil Thieves! Aren't they tailor-made for us brothers?" Tianxia Wuzei was not blinded by excitement and calmly made his calculations.

Although the existence of four martial souls is unprecedented, the power of one person is eventually exhausted.

Furthermore, we four brothers share the same name as the Four Great Villains, so naturally we cannot tarnish their reputation.

I also want the Four Evils to reappear in Douluo Continent, but of course I can't fight alone.

Most importantly, I don't even have a method for cultivating twin martial souls.

How to cultivate the Four Life Martial Souls?

How can you cultivate like this?!
Moreover, there may be opportunities to draw other martial spirits (mechs) in the future.

With this in mind, Tianxia Wuzei decided to absorb the Explosive King as his own martial soul, and distribute the rest to his brothers.

"System, absorb the Martial Soul Burst King for me."

[Ding, absorption successful.]

Tianxia Wuzei clenched his fist. Although he had not yet awakened his martial soul, he could clearly sense that his strength and speed had increased significantly.

He then asked, "System, how do I transfer these martial spirits to others to absorb?"

[Ding, the host only needs to place their hand on their head and silently recite "transfer" in their mind.]

"Is it that simple? Well, if I'm not mistaken, tomorrow is the day of martial soul awakening. It'll be perfect for them to absorb their corresponding martial souls."

Seeing the three people still chattering away, Tianxia Wuzei flashed and teleported behind them.

bang bang bang!
With three sharp cracks, the three traitors crouched on the ground, and large bumps with white smoke rising from their heads, which they were covering with their hands.

"Quiet down, all of you. I'm not abandoning you!" Tianxia Wuzei shouted softly.

The three traitors dared not utter a sound, for they held their elder brother, "No Thieves Under Heaven," in the highest esteem.

With the added consequence of their parents' "accidental" deaths, they understood even more clearly the principle that the eldest brother is like a father.

"No Thieves Under Heaven" nodded in satisfaction as he watched the three finally quiet down.

He then put on a stern face and said seriously, "I will be making some modifications to your bodies. You must not resist in any way. And you must not reveal a word of what happened tonight to any outsiders."

Seeing that the three of them hesitated and did not answer, he suddenly slammed his hand on the table next to him.

With a loud crash, the table shattered into pieces, startling the three traitors.

The thief roared, "Answer me! Can you do it? Look in my eyes!"

"can!"

Although they didn't know why their eldest brother's personality had changed so drastically, they all knew that he would never harm them.

"Hmm, very good. Close your eyes and don't resist."

The thief stepped forward, pressed a button on each person's head, and transferred the corresponding martial spirit to them.

The traitors and their ilk were jolted awake and instinctively sat down cross-legged, closing their eyes to rest.

Seeing this, Wu Zetian asked in confusion, "System, how did they end up like this?"

[Beep, because they are not the hosts, they are currently absorbing the innate soul power bestowed by their martial souls.]

Hearing this, he became interested and asked, "System, how much innate soul power did the Explosive King grant?"

[Ding, innate full soul power. The other four martial souls also have innate full soul power. Because they are not the host, there is some loss when absorbing innate soul power. How much innate soul power they have left depends entirely on themselves. If the host absorbs all four martial souls, the innate soul power can reach level forty.]

"Pfft!" The thief in the world spat out the mouthful of water he had just taken. "Damn system, why didn't you say so sooner!"

[Hey, you didn't ask, host!]

However, the die was cast, and he didn't dwell on the past.

Approaching the two charred and unrecognizable corpses, Tianxia Wuzei narrowed his eyes, sensing that something was amiss.

"Something's not right. They say it was killed by a soul beast, but it looks more like it was caused by someone."

The world is no longer a six-year-old child; naturally, it won't be so easily deceived.

Moreover, the area of ​​the burns gave off a sinister feeling, and a certain person involuntarily came to mind.

"I am currently in Soto City, which is the timeline of Douluo Continent I. If it really was him, I will avenge you."

(End of this chapter)