My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 9 Class Monitor, wake up!
"Kick? What did I kick?"

Under the influence of the Corpse Fragrance Bath Mist, Chu Youling gradually lost her senses, and she didn't even know what she had just done.

But none of that matters anymore.
I've finally found you!

Li Wei!

For some reason, that grumpy face that I used to find annoying suddenly seemed pleasing to the eye.

Chu Youling couldn't help but gently lift her beauty mark, which, together with her large, smiling eyes that resembled crescent moons, created an indescribably charming expression.

"Brother Li, so you were here!"

Li Wei was stunned by the title "Brother Li" and then realized that Chu Youling seemed to be acting strangely.

At this moment, the charming young girl's face was flushed red, and her already youthful face was filled with a seductive charm that was simply irresistible; she was clearly in heat.

To be honest,
Li Wei was not a gentleman; he would never refuse food if offered.

But there's a "bride" waiting for him outside. If she comes in and sees him and Chu Youling doing this and that, how will he explain it?

Should we stay in this auspicious place that can unlock the restrictions of the Heavenly Dao System?
Do I even want to live anymore?
woman!

You'll only slow down my cheating speed!

So Li Weiyi said sternly, "Squad leader, wake up! You and I are half-brothers, how could you do such a thing!"

Without a word, Chu Youling moved closer to him, pressed herself against him, and said with seductive eyes, "Wouldn't that be even more exciting?"

After time travel, who would still be troubled by base desires?

The answer is Livy.

no way,
This woman is so obsequious!
At this moment, Chu Youling was like a kitten, licking Li Wei's fingers.

Who can bear this?

Unfortunately, just as he was about to succumb, the damned matchmaker suddenly appeared at the door with a group of henchmen, looking at them with a half-smile.

Li Wei instantly snapped back to reality!

"You damned bitch! Don't even think about trying to sow discord between me and my wife!"

Li Wei shoved Chu Youling towards him and secretly hid a wisp of weakened lightning at his fingertips, which he then channeled into her body!
Squad leader,

Wake up!

You're playing the role of my sister right now. If these ghosts misunderstand, we'll probably be dragged off to be eaten as drinks right away!
Thunderous force emanating from the body,

Chu Youling couldn't help but let out a cry of pain.

However, because she was too deeply poisoned at the moment, and because there was too little lightning, the effect was not enough to eradicate the poison completely. Fortunately, her eyes seemed to have cleared up a bit.

“As long as it’s useful!”

Since the forehead is not suitable,

Let's try something even more exciting.

Anyone who has ever hit a woman knows that women also have vital points, and they are similar to men in that they can hurt even more than men when hit!

So Li Wei grinned maliciously and began to ruthlessly destroy the flowers!
have to say,

The Five Thunder Heart Method is the Five Thunder Heart Method.

As long as you find the right trick, no evil spirit or corpse can cause any harm!

Crack! !
Drip...

Chu Youling's lost heart finally awoke. She raised her head blankly, as if she had just woken up, and asked, "Did you save me just now?"

"Who else could it be but me? You have no idea how dangerous that was just now!"

Upon hearing this, Chu Youling subconsciously lowered her head, and then her eyes gradually turned red.

It is known that the only way to remove the poison from the demon corpse is to counteract the yin and yang. Now that the poison in her body has been neutralized, what else needs to be said?
not to mention,
it hurts!

He even wet his pants.
She couldn't even bear to think about what she had just gone through!
The image of that crabapple blossom that had fallen into the mud came to mind once again.
Chu Youling was completely furious!
She didn't even care about the ghost servants from the illusionary realm beside her. She reached out and pulled out a cleaver from somewhere, then pounced on them.

"You scoundrel! I'll kill you!!"

Li Wei is numb!
What do you mean by repaying kindness with enmity? Was it wrong of me to save you?

Pants?

How pitiful God is,

Your wet pants were caused by lightning, what does that have to do with me?

As Li Wei ran, he cried out to the matchmaker at the door, "Help!!"

To everyone's surprise, the matchmaker wore a regretful expression, as if she had "missed out on the show," and lamented, "Damn it! These living people have so many rules. This won't do, that won't do. You just slept with her, and then none of this nonsense would have happened!"

Li Wei was shocked: "I'm supposed to marry your young lady, and you want me to sleep with her?"

"Didn't I already tell you? Miss is a progressive person and doesn't care about these formalities at all. In fact, she might even want to enjoy the pleasures of siblinghood! She might just marry you both in a little while!"

The matchmaker waved to the crowd behind her: "Disperse, disperse, hurry back and prepare for the wedding."

Li Wei tried to struggle one last time: "Aren't you afraid that she'll kill me?"

"It can still be used even if it dies, Miss doesn't mind."

finished,

The matchmaker even thoughtfully closed and locked the door.

"Damn it, there isn't a single normal person or ghost in this place!" Li Wei completely gave up on relying on others and prepared to deal with Chu Youling himself!
With so many cheats activated,
So much money was spent,

I bought so many skilled ones.
Isn't this what we've been working towards?

Squad leader, you asked for it, so don't blame me!
Just as the cleaver was about to strike, lightning gathered in Li Wei's eyes, ready to blast Chu Youling's brain open at any moment.

Just as he was about to make his move...
The large white cat hanging on Chu Youling suddenly jumped up, growing larger in the air, and then slapped her on the head.

"Stop it!"

Chu Youling was knocked unconscious on the spot.

The large white cat stood upright, its muscles bulging like mountains, and said fiercely and cruelly in a voice as rough as a hard rod, "You wretch! If you kill him, how am I supposed to cure the Enchanting Corpse Poison?"

After speaking,
He turned his head and looked at Li Wei with a spring-like smile, saying, "Handsome, I'm here to save you."

Oh my god!
His muscles are incredibly strong!
Did this cat grow up on protein powder? How can it be so bloated?
Li Wei was truly surprised to learn that the docile white cat in Chu Youling's arms was actually a cat demon, and that it would turn on its owner at such a time.

The key is the look in its eyes when it looks at me.
Li Wei instinctively felt a tightness in his anus, looked down at its lower body, and confirmed it: this was definitely a male cat!
"Brother, are you sure you've got the right person? I'm a man just like you!"

To everyone's surprise, the cat demon roared, "What makes you think you can assume my gender! Although I may look male, I cultivate the Dao of Yin and Yang. If there's a conflict between Yin and Yang, who else would I target but you?"

As it spoke, it displayed its muscles, honed over fifty years, to Li Wei like a peacock spreading its tail.

That's enough, that's enough. In this world, there isn't a single normal demon, ghost, or human, is there?

Spicy eyes!
It's absolutely an eyesore!

The cultivators of your world are far too advanced!
Li Wei no longer knew what expression he had on his face, but he could imagine it must have looked terrible and been in great pain.

Please,
Give me back my eyes that I never saw this scene!
"Hehehe! Don't be afraid, you'll have a good experience in a moment!"

The cat demon felt that with its fifty years of demon cultivation, it could even challenge a late-stage Qi Refining expert among humans, and dealing with Li Wei, who was at the third level of Qi Refining, would be a piece of cake.
If it tells him to stand, he has to stand; if it tells him to lie down, he has to lie down. He absolutely cannot cause any trouble.
And then,
The matchmaker and her entourage, who had just left, reappeared by the window, holding moldy melon seeds and peanuts, and were eating them with relish!

It's clear these ghosts have a great sense of smell; they came back as soon as they smelled it.

"Wow! That's incredible!"

"It's still those humans and demons playing tricks!"

"Shut up, stop making noise, and just watch the show!" The matchmaker had barely finished speaking when she suddenly realized something: "Miss has improved, but isn't this too much? Won't she find it dirty later?"

"It's hard to say. How about we try to save him?"

"Save the hell! This is such a rare moment! You ruined it this time, when will we get another chance? We can always clean him up later!"

"But cats have barbs, will they still be able to get them clean?"

With this remark,
The ghosts present gasped in shock.

(End of this chapter)