My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 60 Know shame! Know shame!!

Madam Cui had thought it through very clearly.

If this person and the dragon are truly a pair, then I'll treat it as witnessing the scene firsthand, and it'll be a feast for the eyes to see how a living person and a dragon corpse are pieced together and assembled.

But if the corpse really was the mistress, then she believed that no man in the world could tolerate his lover being bullied by an extra in front of his wife!
So all she needs to do is keep an eye on that old fox Cui Yuan to find out if they have any relationship.

If she could see anything unusual on this dead man's face, she would make him die again!
Of course,
This old devil is a seasoned veteran of the immortal realm; he might even have superb acting skills, able to remain completely unfazed even if he were openly cheated on.
But after this ordeal, it's impossible to keep this dragon corpse, right?

They've already been dirtied right in front of him, and he still wants it?

So this also means eliminating one's own competitors, and incidentally making the old man and his mistress pay the price, knowing the consequences of keeping a mistress and destroying other people's families!
No matter how you look at it,
Madam Cui is not at a loss!

This is a brilliant three-birds-with-one-stone strategy!

That's so true to me!!
Still inside the villa, Mrs. Cui's voice brightened considerably at the thought: "What, are you reluctant to part with it?"

"I thought it was something serious, Madam! This dragon corpse has nothing to do with me, so why should I be reluctant to part with it!"

Judge Cui laughed heartily, then turned and looked solemnly at Li Wei and Ao Xin.

"My two young friends, whether I can clear my name this time depends on you! So please go all out and make sure the lady knows my innocence!"

Ao Xin never expected that she would ultimately fail to escape Li Wei's clutches.
That's it!

So be it.

_('-'_)———_）_
Ao Xin lay down on the ground resignedly, her four paws outstretched: "Come on, let's finish this quickly and go back."

But to her surprise,

Li Wei not only didn't move, but instead looked troubled and said:
"I don't know!"

"Even though I'm already this abnormal, why do I still feel out of place with you guys?"

Sure enough, the cultivators in this world are insane!
There is a serious illness!
These ghosts, demons, dragons, and even the high-ranking immortals in the underworld—not a single one of them is normal!

He's really had enough!
"The daughter of the dignified Ten Directions Underworld Marshal actually has two young juniors do this at her doorstep to test her husband's innocence? Does your family have no neighbors or friends in the underworld? Don't you really care about airing your dirty laundry in public? You slap your father's face without feeling any remorse?"

"And you, a judge who rewards the good and punishes the evil, and decides people's karma, can decide people's reincarnation order at will, and you use this method to prove your innocence? Does your underworld have no other means of verifying lies? Aren't you afraid of being ridiculed by your colleagues after this gets out?"

"You're the most outrageous one. Even if you're a dragon-type demon, naturally inclined to be outdoors, isn't this going a bit too far in front of all the ghosts in the underworld? There's not even a patch of grass around. What the hell are you doing?!"

Although Li Wei didn't see any ghostly figures around him, he could vaguely sense some unseen gazes. If he wasn't mistaken, there must be many underworld officials secretly watching this place, waiting to see what would happen.

Why should I reward them?
"I bother!"

"Even someone as open-minded and progressive as Sister Corpse knew to use her natal magic weapon to set up a bed curtain to block the view and prevent people from peeping!"

"You bunch of bastards are not even as good as her, have some shame!!"

"Be ashamed!!"

"Even I, a pervert, think you guys are perverts. Don't you guys realize that?!"

"Of course, none of that matters!"

"The important thing is, this dragon corpse is mine!"

"mine!"

"mine!!!"

Li Wei yanked Ao Xin up from the ground and said in a stern tone, "You remember this: no one is allowed to touch my things, not even look at them, understand?!"

Ao Xin was stunned. After a long pause, she subconsciously said, "But I did trespass on their property."

"What you did in the mortal world has to do with the underworld. Even if you are to be punished, it should be the Thunder Department. It's not like I can't afford the fine and bail. But if the judge dares to overstep his authority, he's ruining my performance record. Let's see if the Thunder Department will agree to that!"

"Besides, we're just here to help explain what happened. If we're going to give him face, we'll call him Judge Cui. If we don't, he'll just be Old Cui. Does he think he can beat me to death in front of everyone?"

"Can he bear the consequences of disrupting the order of Yin and Yang and interfering in matters of life and death in the mortal world?"

"If he had that kind of courage, he wouldn't have become a henpecked husband!!"

Cui Yuan was already red with anger, his eyes wide open. He quickly retorted, "Who are you calling a henpecked husband?"

"Whoever breaks my defenses, I'll talk about them!"

Li Wei was speechless. He pointed at Cui's nose and said, "Old Cui! The way you're going to such lengths to find corroborating evidence is hilarious!"

Have you ever considered that the problem might lie with yourself?

"If you throw the grain in her face, won't she realize she's wrong about you?!"

As soon as this statement came out, it was shocking.

The ghostly officials and underworld officials watching the play were all stunned!
"Wow! This kid has a really sharp tongue, how can he say anything?"

"It's more than just poison, it's downright vicious! But it's poison that hits the nail on the head!"

"Old Cui is really going too far. Husbands and wives should live in harmony, but he uses the scheming and ingratiating tactics of an official on his wife, treating his sister-in-law the same way he would clear his name at work. No wonder Lord Yin has grown increasingly disliked him over the years."

"Hopefully, Judge Cui will be woken up by this scolding!"

Whether Cui Yuan was awakened by the scolding is hard to say, but his head is definitely buzzing right now.

How many years has it been?

Since marrying the daughter of the Underworld Marshal and becoming a judge, he has never seen anyone dare to speak to him like that in many years.

Shame, shock, resentment—a mix of emotions welled up inside me.

In the end, it all turned into a wisp of surprise.
Judge Cui hesitated for a long time before finally uttering the one question that everyone wanted to know.

"Are you really not afraid of dying?!"

"Brother, of course I'm scared! In fact, I never imagined I had a bottom line!"

But if you think about it carefully...
Li Wei had never been investigated before.

Is it absurd that he sparred with Sister Corpse? Sister Corpse is beautiful and kind-hearted, and she gave such a large dowry, all of which was made of ice. It's simply amazing. Li Wei even felt that he had made a huge profit!
As for dressing up as a crazy little girl in women's clothing... well, it was in front of the Great Sage, so it's not shameful! And to be fair, those little girl outfits are really good, it's just that they were mistakenly worn by a group of gorillas, the fault isn't with the clothes, he still has one in his collection.

Not to mention minor incidents like almost getting the twin sisters fat, anyway, they're both quite big, and within the realm of fantasy.

But this time, the Cui couple truly crossed his bottom line.

Playing with your own dragon corpse in front of others?

He doesn't have that kind of hobby, nor that kind of fantasy, and he would never do such a thing.

“Old Cui, I’ve figured it out! You gods and ghosts, you all probably have too long a lifespan and too much power, so you’re used to doing whatever you want, always coming up with outrageous ideas to try and have some fun!” “But the problem is, I don’t want to be manipulated anymore!”

"So doing dragon-related things is fine, but it has to be my own idea, not something you guys tell me to do!!"

"If you really want to fight, then don't blame me for resisting!"

【Ding! 】

[The peerless Golden Core attribute has been successfully extracted!]

[The draw for the peerless Nascent Soul attribute has begun!]

【Extraction completed! 】

Congratulations on obtaining the Nascent Soul entry!

[—Primordial Qi!]

Li Wei raised an eyebrow and began to examine the attributes of the Innate Qi entry, preparing for battle.

At this moment, a woman wearing a light willow-green dress, who looked to be no more than twenty years old, with her hair piled up in a high bun and exuding a mature womanly charm, finally walked out of the villa.

"hehe!"

"This is the first time I've ever seen someone dare to come to the Yin Marshal's residence and hurl insults! And I've never seen anyone dare to unleash their battle intent against a Judge while only at the Foundation Establishment stage!"

Judge Cui hurriedly went to greet him: "Madam! Please don't be angry. This boy is notorious for being crazy in the mortal world. Don't take it to heart!"

Although Cui Yuan was furious, he would never break his promise to bring Li Wei back alive. So he was afraid that his wife might actually beat the boy to death in a fit of anger!
"Get out of my way!"

Madam Cui pushed Judge Cui aside and then looked Li Wei up and down.

"Now I believe you and this dragon corpse are truly a couple. If you weren't truly in love, I doubt anyone in this world would risk their life to fight a judge for a corpse. Just for your courage, I won't make things difficult for you this time."

As she spoke, Madam Cui looked at Judge Cui with a disappointed expression.

"Look at them, and then look at you! Do I need an explanation? You haven't even offered me a single comforting word. I must have been blind to have chosen a deadbeat like you!"

"Hey, hey, hey!! Madam, you have to be reasonable! You're the one who threw a tantrum, how can you blame me?"

With this remark,
Everyone was immediately awestruck by Judge Cui's extraordinary talent.

You actually tried to reason with your wife? And you even dared to say she was throwing a tantrum?

She simply doesn't understand the ways of a husband!

really,

Two veins bulged on Madam Cui's forehead, and she grabbed Cui Pan's ear and dragged him into the house: "Elbow! Come inside with me!!"

Boom!
The door is closed.

A gust of wind blew by,
Li Wei and Ao Xin exchanged glances, then couldn't help but ask, "So... how do we get back now?"

Disheveled, Judge Cui forced his head out of the window and said, "Don't worry, in a few more minutes, the laws of reincarnation in the underworld will naturally push you back."

Before he could finish speaking, a leather whip was thrust out from behind and placed around his neck, pulling Cui Pan back.

"Get back here! I'm going to drain you dry today!!"

Boom!
The window is closed.

I can't make any sound.

The other underworld officials who had been watching the show also turned their attention away and went about their business.

Feeling relieved that she was out of danger, Ao Xin finally breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but look at Li Wei with a complicated expression.

I never expected that this pervert would still have a shred of humanity. Could it be that he has actually developed feelings for me?

No no no!

I have a great mission on my shoulders, how can I be with a man?
As Ao Xin pondered, she gradually became lost in thought.

Li Wei had no energy left to care about her. With a bad feeling constantly in his heart, he kept counting the time, quickly going from one to one thousand.

"It's been almost ten minutes. By now, the push notification should have been sent out long ago. Am I stuck on a bug again?"

Thinking of this,

He rushed to the gate of the Cui family's house in a panic.

"Old Cui, ten minutes is really enough. How can you, a judge, waste your time on something like this? Come out and take us home!"

No one responded!

Pretending not to hear, huh?

Li Wei then conjured lightning with his hands and used a rudimentary form of his advanced immortal magic to repeatedly strike the door of the house!

Boom boom boom!
Boom boom boom!
"Cui Yuan, if you've got the guts, bring us here! If you've got the guts, open the door!"

"Don't hide inside and keep quiet, you..."

Finally unable to bear it any longer, Judge Cui roared, "Get out!"

Whoosh~~~
A gust of cold wind rushed out of the door, carrying Li Wei and the other man across countless mountains and rivers, and they arrived at a gloomy forest.

Old Cui ultimately didn't abandon the situation.

"Although I don't know why the laws of the underworld didn't send you away, it's not a big problem. This Path of Wraiths corresponds to Tianlang City. Once you pass through here, you will naturally be able to return to the mortal realm."

Hearing this,

Madam Cui, who had been so casually taking things from the villa area, immediately whispered, "But I remember the Path of the Wraiths is a maze, with many vengeful ghosts and wraiths inside. Are you sure it's okay to let a man through there?"

"Heh, serves him right for insulting me before! He may escape the death penalty, but he'll be punished severely. If I don't teach him a lesson, people will really think I, Judge Cui, have no temper!"

"You petty bastard! What other despicable things have you done? Tell me the truth!"

Madam Cui licked her lips, cracked her whip, and her face was filled with the words "Zheng Yi" (正艺, meaning "righteous art").

Snapped!
"I confess, I confess, Madam! I confess everything!"

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