My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 33 This Dao Body has a very high cost-performance ratio!
The battle is over,
The flames also disappeared.

Like a statue of David, the revitalized Li Wei sat naked amidst the ruins, remaining silent for a very long time.

Why does things always get even more outrageous just when I think they're already outrageous enough?
If this continues, will Heaven send down a monstrous beast to destroy me?

Li Wei felt his future was bleak.

Thump, thump. A footstep echoed from the ruins.

Li Wei looked up and exclaimed with delight, "Teacher! You're finally back!"

The scapegoat has been found!

If the students are not disciplined, it is the teacher's fault!
I, Li Wei, have done good deeds and accumulated virtue throughout my life. If I have ever gone astray, it is because I have been led astray by others.

So, Mi Hongzhi, if you want to hate someone, hate this teacher who corrupted me!

"Don't call me teacher!!!"
At this moment, Zhang Yidao was not only wearing a mask and sunglasses, but also had taken off his white coat, which he hadn't changed in three years, for fear of being recognized.

"Little Li! No! Brother Li! Please, please, never mention our relationship to outsiders. I take the money, I do the job, but please, never develop any feelings that go beyond money!"

He could accept being called an evil scientist, a madman, or a sadist, but he really didn't dare to accept the title of mentor to Li Wei!

Not at all.

Could he have taught such incredible techniques?
For the first time in his life, he began to regret why he had been so audacious as to recruit such a demonic seed.

even,

He felt that the problem now was no longer whether Li Wei could survive his course and go to Yang Lei, but whether he could survive the repercussions of Li Wei's influence and continue his taboo research.

"You're a tough guy, kid! That girl just now was wearing the insignia of the Mi family, and the current head of the Mi family happens to be the mayor of this city. You really dared to do that!"

Li Wei was speechless and choked with emotion: "Sigh, I didn't want to either. Actually, I've always wanted to be a good person."

Zhang Yidao sneered: "Hehehe, do you think I believe you or not! Just promise me, never use this trick again! Otherwise, you, me, everyone connected to us, and even the world might be doomed!"

Seeing that even his teacher didn't believe him, Li Wei looked up to the sky and shed a non-existent tear, bidding farewell to his past self.

The world misunderstands me too much.
If this is the case,

Then I'll just have to stop being human!

Li Wei's personality is like an unkillable cockroach. Even when absurd things happen to him time and time again, he can still mentally recover and restore the light to his eyes.

"Actually, when you think about it carefully, isn't it pretty good?"

"I gained the Dao body, while she experienced a failure she had never encountered before, broadened her horizons, and learned about the wickedness of human nature. She will probably never dare to take photos indiscriminately again."

"I don't know how many people's portrait rights I've indirectly saved, and how many people I've rescued from the realm of meme culture."

"This achievement wouldn't be too much to ask for; you could even build me a shrine to honor me."

"Shut up, you brat! Aren't you afraid her family will come and beat you to death?"

"Heh, how could she possibly tell her family?"

Zhang Yidao found it hard to remain calm after hearing this.

He felt that this young man's inner strength was unmatched, even by the gods and Buddhas of the heavens.

Especially in terms of psychological resilience, it is virtually unrivaled throughout the three realms and throughout history. I would call it the strongest!
"Anyway, enough of the small talk. After eliminating the corpse energy, your Dao body should have begun to take shape, right? Let me check it out."

When the topic turned to business, Li Wei's expression turned serious, and he quickly extended his right hand.

Veins bulged on Zhang Yidao's forehead as he gritted his teeth and said, "Could you please use the other hand? Thank you."

"Sorry, it's a habit!" Li Wei switched to his left hand.

Zhang Yidao, barely suppressing his urge to kill the kid, placed two fingers on Li Wei's wrist, examined it carefully, and then suddenly widened his eyes. "Huh?"

"How could it be this Dao body?"

Zhang Yidao pulled out a book from somewhere and started flipping through it frantically, making calculations as he did so, and constantly muttering to himself.

“Cultivation level, environment, physique—I’ve considered every aspect. Why did things turn out this way? Are there other influencing factors on you that I haven’t discovered?”

Li Wei immediately sensed that something was amiss and leaned closer, saying, "Let me see what's written in the book. Thunderous Absolute Dao Body? Doesn't that sound like a powerful name?"

"This Dao Body is indeed domineering, so it has another nickname, called..."

Zhang Yidao silently put away the book, quietly took a step back, and moved away from Li Wei.

"A lightning rod for those who harbor resentment."

???

Three big question marks immediately appeared above Li Wei's head.
Then the next moment,
A bolt of lightning suddenly struck him from the sky, hitting him precisely and nearly burning him to a crisp.

But it's daytime now!
The sky was cloudless all around, so where did this bolt of lightning come from?!
"That's right! Thunder in broad daylight, a powerful tempering of the body, your Dao Body is indeed the Thunderous Absolute Dao Body, ranked twenty-second in the Dao Body Catalogue!"

"Only cultivators who practice the Dao of Thunder can condense or purchase this Dao Body!"

"Once it takes shape, it will continuously draw upon the power of heaven and earth to temper the body. Even without spending any money, you can enjoy the pleasure of getting it for free. It can be called the most cost-effective body-refining Dao body and is loved by poor cultivators."

"The only problem is that while you are undergoing the Thunder Body Tempering, you might accidentally strike down the person next to you at any time."

Li Wei immediately glared at him: "Then I won't be able to get a girlfriend."

"On the contrary! The cultivation world has never lacked abnormalities. Some special groups of people like ascetic Dao bodies such as Thunderclap, Nine Oxen, and Exploding Root. In addition, if demons stay by your side, they will easily adapt to the Heavenly Tribulation and be able to transform into human form better. So you will most likely be very popular with demon girls in the future!"

Li Wei breathed a huge sigh of relief: "This Dao Body is practically tailor-made for me!"

"Hehe, instead of thinking about these things, why don't you open the cultivation panel and see what kind of Dao Body entry you have obtained?"

Li Wei's eyes widened suddenly: "What! You guys have panels too?"

Zhang Yidao immediately asked suspiciously, "The cultivation panel is an auxiliary function that has existed since version 1.0 of the Heavenly Dao. Every cultivator has it, so what's so strange about that?"

Ok,

This cannot be blamed on Li Wei.
After all, the panel is not visible to outsiders. Unless there are special means, it is difficult for others to see it. Since Li Wei came to this world, he has never seen anyone else use it, so he thought it was his own unique cheat.

However, upon closer examination, it becomes clear that without the panel, how could Chu Youling's family have turned the loophole in the Heavenly Dao into an entry?
Moreover, the panel itself is not important; what matters is the "software" within it, which is the power of the Heavenly Dao—this is the foundation of cultivation!

"Haha, I was just trying to lighten the mood by making a joke when the atmosphere was too serious."

"Is that so?" Zhang Yidao's eyes held a deeper meaning.

"Of course! Let's quickly take a look at the Dao Body entry!"

Li Wei opened the panel and, sure enough, saw that a new Dao Body information had appeared.

[Dao Body - Thunder Annihilation]

[Level: Beginner]

【Effect:】

As he watched, Li Wei suddenly discovered a key point!
[Remaining number of draws for the Peerless Dao Body attribute]

【1】

Ok? ? ?
(End of this chapter)