My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 3 is over!
The girl holding the big white cat at the door is named Chu Youling. She is Li Wei's classmate, or more accurately, Li Wei's class monitor, who was the scapegoat mentioned in the previous video.

Now, not only have their creditors come knocking on their door,

She also brought her parents, who were officials under the Thunder God.

Monitor!

Is it really necessary to make such a big deal out of it?

In Li Wei's panicked expression,
Chu's parents sneered, "We don't need to reason with people like you."

The couple simultaneously turned off the Heavenly Law Enforcement Recorders on their chests. They also thoughtfully went inside to re-lock and shut the door that Li Wei had kicked in, before slowly approaching Li Wei.

Don't come over here! ! !
"Uncle and Aunt, can't we talk this out? I have the money, I'll pay you back right away!"

As soon as he said it, Li Wei immediately realized that the 50,000 top-grade spirit stones were still stored in the system. He couldn't possibly activate the system to take the spirit stones in front of the two Thunder Department officials, could he?

If spirit stones suddenly appear out of thin air, how will he explain it?

Am I Doraemon from the 21st century?
Li Wei was thus left frozen in place.

"Heh, you're going to pay it back? Why aren't you paying it back? You don't have any money to pay back! Do you think we don't know that fifteen loan sharks have come knocking on your door? They even sent text messages to Youling's phone!"

"We're here today to teach you a lesson!"

"Let me show you what true power and influence really mean!"

Crack!

A burst of dazzling lightning condensed in the couple's hands, transforming into a long whip that gave the air a slightly burnt smell.

The so-called Thunder Department
It is the largest violent organ in the Celestial Sphere, in charge of the laws of Heaven and possessing the power of criminal and administrative enforcement.

Even if the couple are not true gods, but merely thunder officials handling daily affairs, they are still legitimately able to borrow the power of heaven and earth from the laws of heaven.

The thunder whip in his hand at this moment is even called the "spicy electric baton," which only strikes the soul and does not harm the body. It is simply an essential medicine for home and travel, and for abusing vigilante justice!

Seeing that the thunder whip was about to strike,

Li Wei quickly said, "Does this mean you officials can beat people at will? I'm going to report you!!"

The couple paused for a moment, then said meaningfully, "Are you serious?"

Do you think I wouldn't dare?

Li Wei picked up his phone and quickly dialed Lei Bu's reporting hotline, 11011. The voice he heard on the other end of the line left him completely dumbfounded!
"Welcome to the Heavenly Court's Righteous Law Divine Firmament Thunder Department New Sea Branch. Billing will begin shortly after the beeping sound. What kind of assistance do you need? A: Psychological counseling, B: Heavenly Court loan application, C: Underworld business consultation."

Can you believe that calling the police actually costs money?

And what kind of time is this to still be doing voice call forwarding? Besides, what are these services? Does your Lei Department still offer loans from the Heavenly Court?

So, choosing option C, the underworld service, is about preparing for your reincarnation?

The key psychological counseling is ranked A? Do you think my primary purpose in making the call was to seek psychological counseling?
Too many flaws

Li Wei was speechless for a moment. Before the electronic customer service could finish speaking, he roared, "I want to report the Thunder Department officials for illegal intrusion! Assaulting people! Harming cultivators! Abusing their power and using heavenly laws!"

"We have received your report and will handle it immediately. Transferring to a live operator. Hello, sir! May I ask who the Thunder God who assaulted you is?"

Li Wei was stumped. He hadn't fully digested the original owner's memories yet, so he couldn't even remember the class monitor's name, let alone her parents.

Unexpectedly, as if hearing a voice on the phone, Chu's father said considerately, "My name is Chu Haikong."

Although he didn't understand why Li Wei would say his name for a moment, he quickly said into the phone, "Chu Haikong! The thug who broke into my house and beat me is named Chu Haikong!"

"Okay, we will handle it immediately! Please keep the call connected. The call will then be transferred to the Inspector Lei, who is in charge of handling this matter."

Feeling confident, Li Wei quickly said, "Did you hear that? Someone's coming to deal with you soon!"

The voice just fell,

Chu Haikong's phone rang.

As expected of the cultivation world, their oversight department is incredibly efficient!

Li Wei felt confident that he had secured his position, and a hint of joy couldn't help but appear on his face.

Old Man Chu glanced at him casually, turned on the speakerphone, and a rough voice came through.

"Old Chu, someone reported you for abusing your power. I've already investigated. It's a commoner who's drowning in high-interest loans. Beat him up, beat him hard!"

"Oh shit!"

"Now anyone dares to report our Thunder Department!" "Next, I'll transfer his call over, and you can tell him yourself what it means to act first and report later, and to have divine permission! A poor bastard dares to cause trouble for us; he really doesn't know what death means."

Beep beep beep. Call successfully transferred.

Chu Haikong remained silent and said, "May I ask what you want to report about me, Mr. Li Wei?"

The sound coming from Li Wei's phone was exactly the same as Chu Haikong's voice in front of him. The two voices overlapped, shattering all his beautiful fantasies about this modern cultivation society like a heavy hammer.

Oh my god!
The whistleblower call reached the person being reported; this place is incredibly corrupt!

Li Wei's last shred of hope vanished.

I'm afraid I'm in for a beating today!
However, they are, after all, law enforcement officers, which is a legitimate organization. So even if they use ruthless methods, at most they will just beat me up. They can't possibly kill me.

Through the fragmented memories he had digested from the original body, Li Wei knew that cultivators in this world were valuable talents who could not be killed casually.

The saying goes, "Punishment does not apply to men who have virtuous lives."

Even if a true god wants to kill a cultivator, it must go through a trial; otherwise, it is an indiscriminate killing of innocents and will be subject to judgment in the Heavenly Court.

So Li Wei was no longer flustered.

It's just a beating, isn't it?

If I frown even slightly today, I'll just tell them to go easy on me!
Just as Li Wei was preparing himself mentally,
Mother Chu, however, crossed her arms and said, "Honey, I still have two demon-slaying slots left this year. Why don't we just treat this brat as a demonic cultivator and eliminate him directly!"

"It's fine to nip it in the bud, otherwise it'll be a potential problem."

Li Wei instinctively panicked when he heard this, but as he panicked, he finally began to understand what was going on.

Something's not right.
Even when ordinary people are collecting debts, they are afraid that the debtor will run into trouble and be unable to repay the money. They would never come up with threats of violence.

Moreover, although the couple said they would fight, they never actually did so, which seemed to be mostly intimidation.

If your power as a Thunder Official is so lawless, yet you still limit the number of demon-slaying slots, it means that these slots must be extremely precious or crucial and cannot be wasted casually!
Why would anyone use such an important spot on someone as poor as themselves?

Isn't this just increasing sunk costs and compounding losses?
Therefore,
Is this a case of playing the good cop?

Thinking of this,

Li Wei turned his gaze to Chu Youling, who was barely noticeable to the side.

Eyes met,

He clearly caught a glimpse of cunning in the girl's eyes, which gave him even more confidence in his guess.

So he simply lay down and said, "Tell me, what exactly do you all want?"

“He’s not a fool,” Chu Youling nodded and said, “You do me a favor, and I’ll beg my parents to let you off this time. In return, the money you borrowed from me will be wiped clean. How about that?”

"May I ask what it is?"

"Hehe." Chu Youling laughed very innocently, looking as harmless as a gummy bear with a spiciness level of 900 million: "This matter will neither violate your principles nor pose any danger, so you can rest assured!"

You wicked woman, I don't believe you for a second!

Li Wei smiled wryly and said, "I think I probably have no choice."

"What do you say?"

One minute later.

Li Wei's vision blurred, and then he was taken by the three members of the Chu family to a desolate wilderness. There was nothing there except for a newly built wooden house.

"Let's go."

Chu Haikong took the lead, followed by Li Wei, and then Chu Youling and her daughter brought up the rear.

After entering the wooden house,

A pitch-black sphere suddenly appeared in front of me.

Just looking at this thing made Li Wei feel like he had encountered a natural enemy, and he felt like he was about to stop breathing.

"what is this?"

Chu Youling said solemnly, "A loophole! A loophole in the Heavenly Dao!!"

PS: Why did she choose Li Wei?
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(End of this chapter)