My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 28 is on fire!

Upon hearing the words "drug test," Zhang Yidao immediately perked up:
"Well, you've come to the right person!"

"Whether it's those secret medicines from the Beijing School that have withstood the test of time, those super-accelerating pills developed with the special permission of the Heavenly Dao, or those exquisite and rare treasures containing the wisdom of countless cultivators, you can't find any of them here, Master!"

"Because those drugs are still too conservative!"

"Otherwise, how could the 'Regulations on the Supervision and Administration of Drug Safety' be passed?"

Zhang Yidao said with a disdainful look:

"There are far too many regulations, too many restrictions, and too many constraints on the pharmaceutical products on the market!"

"Although the destiny derived from this is indeed valuable, benefiting countless beings,"

"But in doing so, we also lost the most important variable!"

"The so-called Great Derivation Number is fifty, but its use is forty-nine, and it is reduced to one."

"One is truth."

"Shouldn't cultivators be focused on cultivating immortality?!"

"Besides, you've probably heard that the method to become an immortal is written in the Heavenly Laws. The more the Heavenly Laws oppose something, the more it proves that we're doing the right thing! So, from another perspective, the more the Heavenly Dao advocates something, the more careful you should be!"

"so……"

You must believe it!

"Even if you don't trust your teachers or the wisdom of your predecessors, you must still believe in the sinister intentions of those pharmaceutical companies!"

"They won't let you level up so easily!"

"After all, the people who sell Qi Refining Realm potions only want you to stay in the Qi Refining Realm forever so they can keep making money."

"And those powerful beings who have already attained enlightenment do not want more people to ascend and compete with them for divine power,"

"Because this era is just too chaotic!"

"The ruthless people who emerge from this kind of environment are so terrifying that they would tremble at the mere sight of them. How could they possibly have the confidence to compete with you?"

"Therefore, safe and harmless cultivation potions are a scam! While they accelerate your cultivation, they also deplete your foundation, shrink your potential, and ruin your future!"

"The more official remedies you take, the further you will stray from the path to immortality, and you will be a beast of burden in the trap set by the gods for the rest of your life!"

While Zhang Yidao was frantically expounding his values, he still managed to add a few more IV drips to his head.

"Without the oversight of Heaven, there are no constraints from the gods and fate. Without constraints, there are infinite possibilities. Li Wei, can you feel it? Variables flow in your veins!"

"With the power of transformation! Your ancient Qi Sea combined with my modern forbidden cultivation techniques will surely make you shine."

"Let me see what kind of sparks will fly when these two are combined!"

Zhang Yidao's words stirred Li Wei's blood.

Family members, he's really fired up!

Well, literally.

Boom!
Li Wei was ignited!

The drugs must have produced some wonderful chemical reaction within his body, instantly turning him into a torch!
The intense heat radiated into the void, distorting the air and making Li Wei's figure appear both real and illusory.

The evaporation of the medicinal liquid and blood surprisingly formed a strange incense that covered the surrounding area and condensed into a dark wisp of smoke.

In a trance,
Like a torch, Li Wei seemed to have transformed into an incense stick used to offer the Sanwu potion, burning with profound Daoist charm!

Li Wei was bathed in fire, his heart free of worry and fear. Every pore on his body was propelled by the flames like an engine, frantically absorbing the surrounding spiritual energy. In a short while, he burned himself to the fourth level of Qi Refining!
The flames grew even bigger!
"Hahaha! I definitely made the right choice coming to this class!"

Li Wei laughed loudly in the fire, overjoyed.

"Teacher Zhang, I'm sorry! I admit I thought you were crazy before, but I didn't expect your medicine to be so effective. I feel... wait? Why are you covered in cold sweat? Did I cause you to have a fever?"

"No, no! Everything is fine now, please don't worry!"

Old Zhang's silence was fine, but his words were like a blatant attempt to cover something up, giving Li Wei a bad feeling.

He looked down at his charred skin, then at the Medicine King in front of him who was frantically flipping through pages of an old notebook, seemingly out of nowhere, searching for information.

Finally unable to contain himself, he roared, "So you didn't know that mixing these drugs together would result in this, did you?!"

"Don't panic, don't panic. Variables are meant to be unexpected, aren't they?"

"I'll turn into a ##@%&￥ big watermelon!"

Li Wei is completely washed up!!

Only now did he realize that the reason his heart remained calm was entirely due to the Five Thunder Heart Method protecting his true nature; otherwise, an ordinary person would have been writhing on the ground in pain long ago.

"Get me some help putting out this fire, you bastard!"

"I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about it."

As Zhang Yidao flipped through his notes and made calculations, he frowned more and more as he did so.

"That shouldn't be the case. These drugs are very potent, but they only react to corpse energy. You're not a corpse, so how could the drugs I put on you ignite?"

Li Wei, who had just been indignant, immediately turned his head away in embarrassment.

Zhang Yidao was stunned.

"Where did you get that corpse aura from?!"

You see, he had just personally examined Li Wei's body and hadn't detected this trace of corpse energy, which meant it was hidden extremely deep.
But life and death cannot coexist!
Even if an ordinary person ate corpses every day, it would be impossible for them to have the aura of death so deeply ingrained, unless...
Zhang Yidao looked at his calculation results, then at Li Wei's scumbag expression, and couldn't help but gasp.

"You're a tough guy, kid! You actually dared to chant verses about corpses and enter the Dao through that?!"

"We had a legally arranged marriage based on free choice. Who are you, an outsider, to judge us? Help me!!"

Zhang Yidao said with a toothache, "These fires won't go out until they burn away the corpse energy in your body. Judging from the current situation, they'll burn for at least another half hour. You definitely won't be able to hold on until then."

"After all, the higher the cultivation level, the stronger the fire!"

The moment he finished speaking, Li Wei burned himself from the fourth level of Qi Refining to the fifth level.

His increased cultivation level led to greater efficiency in absorbing spiritual energy, as well as a greater ability to absorb medicinal potions, resulting in a more intense and varied chemical reaction.

Boom!
Like adding fuel to the fire, Livy went from a torch to a bonfire.

The flames began to burn through the skin and into the flesh, the pain so intense that even the Five Thunder Heart Sutra could no longer protect him.

"Ahhh!"

Li Wei screamed and crawled toward the classroom as he screamed.

That damn teacher is so unreliable!

Fortunately, I still have the system. As long as I find something to sacrifice, I can save myself.

The boy, engulfed in flames, crawled laboriously on the ground; his will to survive was truly moving.

But Zhang Yidao didn't know that.

He reached through the flames, grabbed Li Wei's foot, and dragged him back to his original position.

"Don't move! The more you move, the bigger the fire will get!"

Li Wei looked at him with despair and resentment, too burned to speak, only able to stare wide-eyed.
I really thank you and your family!

"Don't worry, although the fire cannot be extinguished, as long as you replenish your life essence, your body will be able to stay in place!"

What about the essence?

"Cough cough cough... Teacher doesn't have any materials on hand right now, but Li Wei, don't worry, Teacher will order takeout right away!"

As he spoke, Zhang Yidao quickly took out his phone and opened XianTao.
But the problem is,

The internet here has been down for a long time!

Zhang Yidao himself had just broken the net.

"Damn it! Li Wei, wait a minute! I'm going outside to find a signal right now. Don't you dare get burned to death before I get back!!!"

(End of this chapter)