My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.
Chapter 191 Slaying the Lord!!
Chapter 191 Slaying the Lord!!
The headquarters of the Heavenly Alliance, Central Station.
Li Sixiang glanced at the circular clock above the station, then at his ticket, and asked with some confusion, "It's almost time, why hasn't the bus to Shark Town come yet? Or did we miss the ticket check?"
"Impossible! I've been watching the ticket gate the whole time, and no one has appeared at all."
Feng Yan once again extended his senses, searching the surrounding area, but still couldn't find any staff members.
What exactly is this Alliance of Heaven-Slaying?
He walked uneasily to the station window, peering through the glass at the cyberpunk-style comic book world outside, trying to find something unusual in the passing crowds.
But in the end, nothing was found.
The cultivators in the city outside seemed completely oblivious to them, not even glancing at them once throughout the entire ordeal. This was simply too much.
Um? ! !
Feng Yan finally realized something was wrong, so he punched the station window hard, trying to attract the attention of the people outside.
With his Nascent Soul cultivation, this punch should have shattered the window, but perhaps because this is a two-dimensional world where everything is an extension of the Great Dao Divine Weapon [Heavenly Soul Traveler], the window didn't even shake.
Li Sixiang was startled by the sudden commotion and quickly came over, asking, "What are you doing?"
"No. People outside haven't seen us at all; it's as if we don't exist!"
After Feng Yan said that, Li Sixiang realized the problem and hurriedly leaned against the window, shouting and making exaggerated movements, but the people outside didn't even glance at them.
Li Sixiang quickly turned around and asked the cat demon who was wearing a suit and top hat and had the same destination as them, "Brother Cat, do you know what's going on here?"
"The Central Station is the entrance to all the main routes to Fatian City, so it is located in a specific point in time and space. Ordinary people can't even see it, let alone get close to it, so there's nothing to be surprised about."
"Brother Cat, is it really necessary to make such a fuss about the train being delayed?"
"This is quite unusual. After all, this station is a carrier of laws, and the train is also a manifestation of those laws. In the history of the Heavenly Soul Journey, this situation has never occurred before. But what does this have to do with us?"
"If the sky falls, the tall ones will hold it up; if they can't, they will naturally receive their due punishment! So why don't you two sit down and rest? By the way, do you eat honey?"
The cat demon, who was just wearing a suit, has now inexplicably transformed into a bloated polar bear. He is no longer wearing a suit, but rather a pair of beach shorts, and he is holding a jar full of honey.
There was a snap.
The jar was opened, and a rich aroma immediately wafted out.
"My own honey tastes really good."
Li Sixiang's mouth watered at the sight of the honey, so he shamelessly said, "Then I won't be polite, Brother Cat!"
Huh?
Isn't this a bear demon? Why am I calling him Brother Cat?
A question flashed through Li Sixiang's mind; he felt something was amiss, but the rich scent of honey quickly made him put those questions aside.
After tasting a mouthful of honey,
Li Sixiang praised him highly.
"Brother Cat, your honey is truly exceptional!"
"Hahaha, then try some of the fruit I grew." The great polar bear had somehow transformed into a tree spirit. As he lowered his head, the fruit from his canopy fell down.
Li Sixiang waved his hand and said, "No, no, I already feel bad enough for eating your honey, how can I take your fruit too?"
The tree spirit didn't insist and turned to Feng Yan, saying, "Sect Leader, would you like to try one?"
Feng Yan frowned and stared intently at him, saying, "Brother Cat, how did you know I'm the branch president?"
Huh?
Why do I call this tree demon cat brother?
Feng Yan also felt something was amiss, but at that moment his attention was drawn to another question.
"Since we met, I don't think I've ever talked about my past, have I? How did you know I was called 'Section Chief'?"
The tree spirit transformed back into the large white cat spirit it had been at the beginning.
Dressed in a suit, he sat there, bewildered and sweating. He picked up his top hat and wiped his brow, saying, "Ah? This...this...didn't I say that?"
Feng Yan shook his head firmly and said, "I never said that! I never said that!"
"Hahaha, maybe I'm just guessing?"
"So, guess whether I believe you or not?"
"I don't believe it."
"Hehehe, you guessed right!"
The cat demon slumped helplessly into the chair: "Sigh, since you've seen through me, I won't pretend anymore."
"That's right!"
"I am the Lord of War you have been searching for. I have come here mainly to see you, after all..."
Feng Yan rolled his eyes, then pulled Li Sixiang out, sneering as he went, "You cat demon dare to challenge your master? What about you resembles a god? You're utterly ignorant!"
"go!"
“Let’s go out and find the fourth angel.”
The big white cat pounced and grabbed Feng Yan's leg tightly: "I really am the Lord! I really am the Lord! Why don't you believe me?"
Feng Yan's eyes widened in shock and anger. "You're lying on the ground trying to extort money, and you still claim to be the Lord of Slaughter? Let go of me right now, or I'll sue you for molesting an old, lonely cultivator!"
"Go ahead and sue me! I am the one who has conquered the heavens! I am the ruler of this world. I have already understood everything. You can't bring me down!"
"Damn lunatic! Meeting you is my bad luck. Otherwise, I'll give you a few packets of spirit stones, and you can go play by yourself?"
"Heh heh heh! Do you think I, a dignified Lord of the Assassins, would leave just because of a few packets of spirit stones? Unless..."
"unless?"
"You pay more!"
Feng Yan almost kicked the cat demon in the face, but considering that this was someone else's territory, he held back.
Li Sixiang was speechless. If this madman was the one who attacked the master, then this world was too crazy.
Just as he was thinking this, a figure suddenly flashed in the station.
A fist-sized yellow sphere and a hunched old man suddenly appeared in the arena, then bowed respectfully to the big white cat and said, "Lord of the Slayers!"
At first, the two bowing did not cause any unusual phenomena.
But as the two men bowed more deeply,
The light and shadow in the station seemed to begin to distort simultaneously.
In the interplay of light and shadow.
The world in Feng Yan and Li Sixiang's eyes was like a kaleidoscope, constantly changing. The spacetime and dimensions around them were cut and shattered in the light and shadow, turning into complete chaos.
The station's dome is rising, and the stone pillars in the surrounding waiting hall are expanding.
The station in front of us seemed to have transformed into the cosmos, and the yellow sphere suddenly burst into flames, radiating a magnificent light like the sun!
The old man was even more terrifying. He simply stood there, like a black hole surrounded by countless fragments of stars, making even the sun pale in comparison.
Gods?
gods.
God!!!
But the question is, how could they, as mortals, see the true form of the gods?
Oh.
The two deities are bowing in worship to the white cat!
And we stood right next to the white cat, becoming objects of worship for the gods as well!
The vast difference in their social standing allowed them to glimpse the essence of the gods from their insignificant perspective.
This insight is a reminder to them that they are standing in a position they should not be in, and receiving "respect" that they should not be receiving!
This is downright suicide!
Then, with a loud bang, Li Sixiang and Feng Yan's heads exploded instantly.
It literally exploded!
His skull shattered, his brains splattered, and blood gushed out. Even his soul and cultivation began to dissipate. He was instantly killed by the worship of the true god.
This is the difference between immortals and mortals!
Even if the gods do not intend to kill you, their unintentional actions can cause unimaginable harm to mortals. That is why the gods must reside high in the heavens, far removed from the mortal world.
"We're so unlucky."
A bitter smile appeared in both Feng Yan's and Li Sixiang's minds, but they were not too agitated. Instead, they calmly accepted their deaths.
Perhaps they were already aware of this from the day they were sent by the Dark Web to infiltrate the Heavenly Alliance?
After all, they had all been in contact with Li Wei and had all been affected by the "Fake Immortal's" bad luck aura; they were destined to be unlucky.
A deep and powerful voice suddenly rang out from behind the two, filled with laughter: "Hehehe, you two have quite the mentality. No wonder that panda guy took a liking to you and sent you up to the sky."
Death was frozen in that laughter.
It was as if even the laws of the underworld dared not disturb this being's refined taste.
After their skulls shattered, Li Sixiang and Feng Yan's eyeballs stuck to their brains and sprayed out together. But at this moment, amidst the laughter, they somehow regained their strength and slowly turned their brains back, using their eyeballs connected by nerve endings to look in the direction from which the laughter came.
The big white cat stood behind them, its expression a half-smile, seemingly still the harmless cat demon.
But in the next instant, the pure white fur expanded as if it were the universe itself. It was draped in the forms of countless creatures and beasts, and sat cross-legged on a lotus throne built of countless pixel blocks. It stood tall and supported the chaos and myriad phenomena, sweeping through dimensions and storms, and covering the entire world within sight!
Before this grandeur and magnificence, even the sun pales in comparison.
Faced with this dimension and strangeness, even black holes seem insignificant.
This is it.
To attack the lord!
A top-tier demonic cultivator who is only one step away from becoming the Great Sage!
If we round it up, wouldn't that mean they just had contact with the true form of a Great Sage?
Feng Yan's shattered brain didn't even have time to marvel at the greatness of the gods before he looked at his thigh in disbelief.
Oh my god! !
The lord just clung to my leg!
I'll cut off this leg, frame it, and keep it as a family heirloom to tell future generations that I, Feng Yan, was once someone who had been fawned over by a Saint-level being!
"Hahaha! You two are hilarious!"
The lord suddenly burst into laughter.
Then all the strange phenomena vanished instantly, whether it was the boundless chaos entwined with pixels, the strange black hole distorting starlight, or the orange-yellow celestial body like the sun, they all disappeared.
The station turned back into a station, the yellow sphere turned back into a yellow sphere, the old man turned back into an old man, the exploded Feng Yan and Li Sixiang were healed and recovered, and the cat demon also turned back into... well, this time it was a white bison.
The Lord of Slaughter swung his ox tail, leisurely lying on the ground, and said calmly, "Speak, what happened? How come even you, Heavenly Soul, have awakened?"
Although the Lord of the Apocalypse seemed to be in a good mood, Tianhun still cautiously said, "Reporting to the Lord of the Apocalypse, the Dark Web Great Sage has somehow infiltrated the fishing machine game in Shark Town and entered the keyword database through the game's prize pool."
Ok?
The swaying cow's tail suddenly froze.
The beast lord transformed from a bison into a pure white ape, scratching his ears and cheeks as he stood there, asking, "And then?"
"Then the term repository, along with the term transfer payment system it hosted, crashed on the spot. I had no choice but to restart it. The repository is now back to normal, but..."
"but?"
"But it's just too normal."
The Lord of the Apes, now transformed into a white ape, pulled out a kitchen knife from somewhere and jumped up: "Damn Dark Web! Did I kill your whole family? You're only taking advantage of me, aren't you?!"
"Calm down! My lord, please calm down!"
"How can I stay calm? He stole my Dragon Transformation Realm prize pool, killed my Archangel, and framed me! Now he's even hacked into my entry transfer payment system. He's gone too far! I'm going to fight him one-on-one!!"
Tianhun and Doushen held onto Fazhu tightly, but they couldn't hold on at all. So Tianhun said with a forced smile, "But you can't beat Fazhu!"
Bang!
The cleaver fell from the master's hand, and he said weakly, "Ahhh!"
"That damn dark web, I hate you!!"
The Lord of Slaughter was sulking, but as he fumed, he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, if the Dark Web descended, there's no way I wouldn't have sensed it, so it must have found a vessel, right?"
"You are indeed very perceptive! That's right, it should be a Golden Core cultivator."
"I can't beat the dark web right now, so let's find this guy and kill him first. No! Killing him is too easy for him. Bring him back and turn him into an NPC in the game. Let him suffer a fate worse than death!"
"Yes!"
After finding an outlet for his anger, the leader finally calmed down: "The original warehouse hardware is no longer working. Copy out the entry transfer payment system, scan it for viruses several times, and then reinstall it. Shark Town also needs to be restarted."
"We'll be starting to stock up on products in Wuzhou in another two weeks, so we absolutely can't afford to fail on the fishing game machine side!"
"Yes! Also, the supply channels for the aquatic monsters in the East China Sea have probably been discovered by the dark web. Should we..."
"Let's leave that aside for now!"
The leader sneered, "The one we're cooperating with is no pushover! If the Dark Web were to target him, that would be perfect!"
(End of this chapter)
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