My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 11 The loophole has finally been found! But what about Auntie?

Chapter 11 The loophole has finally been found! But what about Auntie?
Lei Xiu?

After carefully examining Li Wei, the demon corpse suddenly blushed.

I've never played this before!
But if you think about it carefully, isn't Lei Xiu pretty good too?

As a corpse demon disliked by the Heavenly Dao, wouldn't it be a form of NTR if it could subdue the thunder that represents Heaven's punishment and is known as the most powerful celestial phenomenon?
then,

The ghoul is in heat.
"The wedding night! Let's go to the wedding night right now!"

"Miss, please calm down. The wedding night can be spent anytime, but the wedding ceremony absolutely cannot be delayed."

As a demonic corpse, indulgence is her nature, and even her instinct!

But after the ritual was mentioned, the demon corpse actually managed to control its lust with great willpower and calmed down.

"Cough cough cough, I hope I didn't miss the auspicious time?"

"There are still ten minutes left."

"That's good. Hurry up and change the groom's clothes. He's covered in blood, so it won't look good in the photos."

Li Wei really wanted to say, "Aren't you supposed to be painting in an ancient style? Why are you doing boxing one minute and taking pictures the next?"
However, upon realizing that this was a special illusionary world distorted by a flaw in the Heavenly Dao, he felt relieved.

Let it be.
As long as it doesn't interfere with my cheating, it's fine.

Just as the "Miss" turned to leave, Li Wei suddenly spoke up: "Wait! Aren't there some things we haven't discussed before the wedding?"

"Hmm?" The demon corpse turned around, shyly covering her face, and said, "Does my lord have something else on his mind that he wants to tell me?"

"Heh heh, let me ask you this: if you marry me, what will your dowry be?"

With this remark,
The ghouls immediately looked at him as if he were an idiot.
The matchmaker was furious: "You brat, it's your great fortune to marry our young lady. The marriage was entirely voluntary, and you dare to talk about dowry!"

"Sorry, I didn't understand the marriage arrangement. Let me explain again!" Li Wei took a deep breath and said, "Where's your dowry?! Don't your family members know any rules?!"

"How dare you!!" The matchmaker choked on her words, angrily rolling up her sleeves, ready to teach him a lesson and show him where he was.

But who knew that after thinking for a moment, the Corpse Demon stopped her: "Although I pride myself on being progressive and oppose feudal customs, according to tradition, it is only right to give a bride price. Why are you so angry, you lowly servant? Don't let people think that our Corpse family is impolite."

"Someone, bring me my jewelry box."

A box the size of a human head, made of agarwood, was brought out. After the young lady opened it, she carefully took out her savings: "My lord, see if there's anything you like in here. You may take one as part of your dowry."

A dazzling light emanated from the box.

Various collections from powerful cultivators at the Golden Core stage came into view, among which a beaded flower composed of countless data streams was particularly dazzling.

Just then, Chu Youling, who was lying on the ground, slowly woke up and couldn't take her eyes off the beaded flower!
The core code of the Tiandao vulnerability!!
A concrete carrier that can be transformed into vulnerability entries!
At the same time, it is also the core root cause of this loophole in the Heavenly Dao.
That's why they came here!
So that's where it was hidden!

It's really hard to find anything without wearing iron shoes, and it takes no effort at all to get it.

Chu Youling, disregarding the fact that Li Wei had violated her, quickly stood up and said with a happy expression, "Sister-in-law, matters like the bride price are not something my brother can decide; it has to be discussed by the family."

"And I am my brother's family!"

In my opinion, we should.

Before she could finish speaking, Li Wei covered her mouth.

"Shut up! My marriage is a major life event, how dare you, a mere immature sister-in-law, make such a decision?"

Real hammer!
He knew perfectly well that I wasn't even fully grown yet!
Chu Youling trembled all over, and was on the verge of getting jealous again, but because there was an unfathomable demon corpse next to her, she ultimately did not have a reaction!
That damn brat,

You'll get what's coming to you sooner or later!

With this mindset in mind, Chu Youling stared intently at him and said, "I want that pearl flower!"

"Ha! Only children make choices," Li Wei scoffed, then glanced at the jewelry box and said to the demon corpse, "You're not sincere!"

"Hmm? I'd love to pour my heart out to you. How can that be considered insincere?"

"Hmph! Let me ask you this: after marriage, husband and wife are one body, and their wealth is shared, isn't that right?"

"Of course."

"Then what's yours is mine! By that logic, these pieces of jewelry originally belonged to me, so why are you using them as betrothal gifts?"

This punch stunned the corpse demon. Her face, which had been dead for countless years and was usually devoid of color, turned a deep red at this moment: "What does my lord mean?"

"Not enough!" "But this is all I have."

"Tch, you poor wretch! If it weren't for the fact that you're somewhat good-looking and a corpse, I'd give you the jewelry."

Li Wei snatched the jewelry box away in one swift motion.

The demon corpse felt something was amiss, but too embarrassed to say it directly, she could only say with concern, "My lord, be gentle, don't break my precious thing."

"What are you afraid of! Although I'm in charge of keeping the things, they're all joint property and won't be lost. As long as I'm here, are you afraid the treasure will run away?"

The Corpse Demon thought about it and realized that made sense.

It's easy to get into Liukuaiban Village but hard to get out. It's all her territory, and without her permission, not even a fly can get out.

So as long as Li Wei is alive, that thing will remain.
It's impossible that they both just vanished into thin air, right?

then,

The previously uneasy demon corpse relaxed again and said with a grin, "In that case, my lord, you must serve me well tonight."

"Ha! Woman, is that all you think about all day? Aren't you going to prepare for the wedding ceremony?!"

"Alright! I'll go right away."

then,

The demon corpse then scurried away happily.

The group of ghost servants, the cat demon, and Chu Youling were left behind, all staring at Li Wei and the jewelry box in his hand, utterly astonished!
"What just happened? I have a feeling that Miss is bewitched by him?"

"Progress! It's so much more progressive! If marriage was like this in my day, I would never have committed suicide!"

"Waaaaah~~~, my lady, she's so silly! I'm crying my eyes out!"

Li Wei's face instantly turned cold, and he said with a wisp of lightning wrapped around his hand, "What business is it of you dogs to interfere in our marital affairs? Get out there and set up the wedding venue!"

The ghost servants, intimidated by the power of the thunder, seemed to have been infected by their young lady, and said fearfully, "Yes, young master!"

After the ghost left,

A smile immediately appeared on Li Wei's face—Good! Now there's something else to offer as a sacrifice!

Chu Youling sensed something was wrong as soon as she saw his expression, so she quickly grabbed the jewelry box and stared at him intently, saying, "You're not allowed to eat alone!"

"Pah! This is something I earned through my looks and special skills, what does it have to do with you, surnamed Chu!"

Chu Youling's face turned furious: "You've ruined me, and you marry another woman right in front of me, and you still say it's okay?!"

"Li Wei!"

"You scumbag..."

Before he finished speaking,

A figure was thrown in like a baseball.

The window sill was broken, and wood chips were flying everywhere.
After rolling around on the ground a few times, Chu Hailong, a Foundation Establishment cultivator, lay there like a dead dog, spitting out blood as he cried out, "Daughter! Your mother has gone mad! I'm holding her off, you run!"

Chu Youling didn't react at first, but after a long silence, she suddenly said with a twitch in her eye, "Father...you didn't fail to cure Mother's poison, did you?"
There are outsiders here, how can you say anything like that?
Amidst the curious expressions of Li Wei and the cat demon (crippled and disabled),
Chu Haikong turned his face away.
He lamented:

"It's not that I'm incompetent, it's just that your mother is getting old!!"

If he hadn't run fast, he might already be dead.

Outside the window, a white knot, emanating pink steam, was approaching.

The Chu father and daughter, along with their cat, were trembling.

At the critical moment, Li Wei stepped forward and said with righteous indignation:

"Although I am upright, I am willing to be a traitor for the sake of my class monitor."

"Or... shall I do it?"

(End of this chapter)

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