Electronic Nezha

Chapter 211 Inherent Deficiencies
As the sizzling sounds continued to come from the kitchen, the dishes on the table gradually became more abundant, and even the two dishes that had been ruined by the koi fish became delicious under Yuan Yuan's blessing.

Looking at Yuan Yuan skillfully wielding the shovel, Ma Fugui suddenly asked, "Why hasn't such a good thing been widely adopted in the army yet?"

No one responded.

"Okay, I won't ask for now." He then said to me, "Did you come up with this?"

I just smiled and said nothing. When you have to take the blame for something, it's best to just smile and remain silent.

"A genius at disguising himself as a fruit vendor!" Ma Fugui then looked at Liu Zhenhua and asked, "That kid, how are your grades?"

The dolphin said, "That's number one in the whole district."

"A family heirloom of high intelligence?" Ma Fugui seemed to have discovered some incredible secret.

I continued to smile without saying a word. He had basically completed the basic form after entering the Sixth Division. If there were levels, he was still at the beginner level. Further up, there was the smokescreen of "Electronic Li Jing" before he could finally touch the core secrets. Everyone tacitly refrained from mentioning Liu Zhenhua again.

Perhaps because he had enjoyed the Mapo Tofu, Ma Fugui's gaze towards me finally softened. He pointed at Hao Hao and said, "Idiot, come here. Let's discuss protecting your Brother Feng."

"Grandpa, what is it?" Hao Hao came over obediently when he heard it was related to me.

“From now on, you can just call me Canglang (Azure Wolf),” Ma Fugui asked. “Besides hand-to-hand combat, how good are your shooting skills?”

"Conventional weapons are no problem," Hao Hao answered honestly.

What is your training background?

Hao Hao hesitated for a moment and said, "No."

"Okay, it's true that you didn't say anything. I'm just curious which department would train an agent like you who has no common sense except for basic skills. You don't need to be upset. Your skills are enough to beat people up, but as an agent or a bodyguard, you can only get 10 out of 100."

Hao Hao said, "I haven't thought about any of that. My mission is to stand in front of Brother Feng when someone tries to harm him."

Ma Fugui said, "Not all targeting involves sending assassins to rush out and shoot you. If it were that simple, that would be great. Let me ask you, what if someone poisons your food, plants a bomb under your car, or snipes you from a high place?"

I scratched my head and said, "Why am I so hated?"

Hao Hao was also stumped by the question: "I don't know."

"So you still have a lot to learn. What I've mentioned are just the conventional methods. When someone disguises themselves as a cleaner and gets close to him in a hotel, can you recognize them? When a beautiful spy hides drugs in her body to seduce him, can you detect it in time?"

Intrigued, I asked, "Uncle, tell me in detail how you did it?"

Ma Fugui chuckled twice, then put on a stern face and asked Hao Hao, "Can you do it?"

Hao Hao was stunned by what he was told, and finally said, "No, I'm willing to learn from you."

Ma Fugui chuckled and said, "Easy for you to say. Which kid in this room doesn't want to learn from me? I don't take on disciples easily."

Hao Hao said, "Then you can teach me."

Ma Fugui said, "Let me teach you a lesson. You're too naive, you know? During the day, you went to find your brother Feng without even figuring out your identity. That's a big no-no! If someone wants to target your brother Feng, wouldn't they investigate you? They were just looking for a target when you showed up. They could easily find the target by following the bodyguard. Did you even think about that?"

Hao Hao said, "I was wrong."

"Well, your attitude is quite proper. The main reason I didn't accept you is because your conditions are too poor."

Hao Hao said, "I'm actually not stupid."

“I wasn’t talking about brains. The biggest difficulty you face in this line of work is—” Ma Fugui looked Hao Hao up and down and said, “You’re too good-looking.”

The shark slapped its thigh and said, "I said that! Do you guys remember? I said that!"

Ma Fugui said, "Idiot, most of the people who go to your coffee shop are women, right?"

"how do you know?"

"Your coffee is so awful, how can you even get business? Do people go there for the coffee? I don't even want to talk to you about it."

Hao Hao said helplessly, "I didn't want to either, but what can I do about the way I was born?"

Koi said angrily, "I really want to punch him!"

The shark said, "Who doesn't want to? Captain, do you want to?" The dolphin replied, "Yes!"

The shark said, "Then let's all go together!"

The dolphin said, "Okay, you two go first."

Koi said, "Captain, this isn't like you. You're always the one leading the charge."

The dolphin said, "After you two got beaten up by him, I had to do all the work by myself. Isn't that leading by example?"

While he was making light of things, Ma Fugui was giving him a serious lecture: "If you're not born with the right qualities, you have to work even harder. A wolf has to hide its tracks and scent before it acts. I was more handsome than you when I was young! Look at my current appearance... uh, my skill level!"

Ma Chaoran rolled her eyes, which showed that Ma Fugui was lying; he was likely one of those innate special agent physiques...

Hao Hao asked sincerely, "Then what should I do?"

“That’s your problem.” Ma Fugui paused but still gave a hint, “Try to make yourself look less conspicuous, as natural as a drop of water blending into a river, but you are a drop of ink right now.”

I couldn't help but say, "He was quite the conspicuous fool when he was a professional idiot." How can being handsome be a disadvantage? Give me more of these disadvantages, I can handle it. However, being too handsome might indeed be a hindrance in this line of work. Look at all the actors who have played 007; although their styles differ, they are all incredibly handsome. These kinds of people are unforgettable, whether at a party or on the street. If someone like that is constantly following you when your identity is sensitive, wouldn't you be wary? In the real world, a secret agent is best not even among the passersby in the front row, but rather as an inconspicuous, completely inconspicuous passerby, so blurred that the background can completely obscure you…

From this perspective, Hao Hao's appearance is indeed against the rules. The only advantage is that if someone ever makes a movie about our story, the role of Hao Hao can be played by a handsome young actor who has no acting skills whatsoever. I think that guy would be a good choice.

Hao Hao nodded repeatedly as he listened, and said to Ma Fugui, "Canglang, tell me more."

A fool's sincerity always touches people's hearts, and Ma Fugui was also moved. He said, "Tomorrow, your brother Feng and I will go back to the New Year's market. You can come and meet us, but you must have a reasonable identity and reason."

Hao Hao said, "Okay, does that mean you agree to teach me?"

Ma Fugui shook his head and said, "Not yet."

What are your conditions?

Ma Fugui said, "How about this, I'll give you a test question, and if you can complete it, I'll teach you."

"You said."

Do you know Zhang Biao?

"know."

"Does he know you?"

"He knows me, and he's seen me now and in the past."

Ma Fugui said, "Very good, go and beat him up, but don't let him recognize you."

Hao Hao fell into deep thought.

The shark raised its hand and said, "I know the answer to this question." As it spoke, it stretched out its hand to cover its face, which was a way of giving Hao Hao a cheat sheet. Of course, it was a wrong answer. The reason why the dolphin and the shark could teach Zhang Biao a lesson in this way was mainly because Zhang Biao did not know them at all. Hao Hao had dealt with Zhang Biao many times, so covering his face was of no use.

Ma Fugui said, "None of you are allowed to give him any advice."

Hao Hao said, "Okay!"

Ma Fugui said, "This must be done during the day, by the time the market closes tomorrow."

I said, "Why did you suddenly increase the difficulty?"

Ma Fugui said, "The mission waits for no one. If I ask you to eliminate a traitor now, and you say he'll die in fifty years, is that feasible?"

Hao Hao said, "I understand, I'll think of a way."

At this moment, Sixth Master said, "Haohao, since this is a test, you have to rely entirely on yourself. If you are caught on camera or arrested by the police, the Sixth Division cannot intervene."

Hao Hao said, "Understood!"

I whispered to Ma Fugui, "No matter what, Zhang Biao is definitely going to get a beating, right?"

Ma Fugui chuckled and said, "I told you long ago, my cigarettes aren't that easy to smoke."

(End of this chapter)