Reborn Cat Sheriff

Chapter 85 Disaster Star
Hu Lijun calmly watched Lin Ge scare the old man.

He had originally intended to add that the police cat had almost killed a criminal suspect before. However, he thought that this was somewhat inappropriate for a police officer, so he shook his head and gave up the idea.

But this simple head shake startled the old man, causing him to stumble.

He thought that bastard was going to watch helplessly as he, a frail old man, was killed by a cat! Fortunately, the cat on the ground only stretched and did not make any other movements, which made the old man breathe a sigh of relief.

No one else dared to gossip, because the ancestral status was really intimidating.

Lin Ge yawned and stretched, then frowned as he realized his clothes were tattered. When he slid down the tree, his stomach had scraped against the trunk, and only now did he have time to see that they were so torn they were practically unusable.

"Ow!"

He let out a disgruntled shout.

The strange cry made the people around shudder, thinking to themselves that the police's cat was something else.

Seeing that the two elderly people were completely obedient, Hu Lijun breathed a sigh of relief. He felt quite pleased with himself for using their position to his advantage, and with a smile, he helped Chen Chunhua up: "Auntie, are you feeling unwell anywhere? If you're injured anywhere, please tell me immediately. Oh, and sir, you too. How about this, tomorrow morning I'll take you both to the CDC to get rabies vaccines. The cost will be covered by our police station. Of course, remember to get the last three or four shots on time; this is no joke."

“Rabies!”

The old man's voice had changed.

Chen Chunhua quickly shook off Hu Lijun and frantically checked her body from head to toe, her face as pale as a sheet of paper.

Rabies!

Once it occurs, the mortality rate is 100%. Who in the whole country doesn't know that?

The people around quickly took two steps back.

Looking at Lingo now, he truly looks exactly like a devil.

Fortunately, the cat had held back, and Chen Chunhua found that although she had been beaten quite hard, she had no obvious wounds. It was her husband who was scratched by Lin Ge in retaliation for trying to shoo the cat away with a stick.

The couple had quite a few bruises on their bodies, but there was only one real wound.

Hu Lijun secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

He was afraid that something like what happened to Zhu Wentao would happen again. That unlucky guy spent four whole days in the ICU! If it weren't for Nie Guoqiang's guarantee and the fact that Zhu Wentao's crime was indeed serious, it would have been a pipe dream for Mimi to stay in the police station.

According to the information he secretly gathered, Zhu Wentao is unlikely to escape being shot next year.

According to a slip of the tongue by Yu Zhengwei, a drug he possesses is extremely damaging to the human lungs and has a strong ability to spread. Even if it is only a semi-finished product, its threat level is terrifying.

Hu Lijun couldn't imagine how terrifying the threat it would pose to the entire world if there really was a poison that could spread as quickly as the T-virus in the movies and kill people.

After that, Hu Lijun dared not inquire further.

All he knew was that Zhu Wentao's task force had been upgraded from the municipal bureau level, and even special agencies from Beijing had come to participate. The people there were all monsters; they had prevented countless similar disasters.

Hu Lijun quickly tried to distract himself, and then he thought of Long Xiaojun.

This guy wasn't hospitalized because Mimi got him there; Yang Hao knocked out half his teeth. While Yang Hao was suspended from his duties to reflect on his actions, this guy also learned that his son had actually died in Myanmar long ago. Now he's practically on the verge of a breakdown, and he's saying all sorts of nonsense.

Thanks to those two bastards, the entire Zhangzhou City Public Security Bureau is now working like a machine. The drug case isn't even solved yet, and two new major cases have almost exhausted everyone.

If it weren't for this, why would he, a mere community police officer, need to run around outside under the scorching sun every day?
Hu Lijun usually doesn't handle emergency calls.

Seeing that it was getting late, Hu Lijun called his wife to tell her he wouldn't be coming home. He figured he'd have to deal with those two old hags again early the next morning, so he decided to spend the night on Zhang Yong's sofa and make sure the two girls went to sleep.

Not intending to save Zhang Yong electricity, Hu Lijun turned on the living room air conditioner and stared at Lin Ge.

He sat cross-legged on the sofa, wrapped in a blanket.

He had originally planned to sleep shirtless, figuring the child's room had a bathroom and the cat wouldn't run out. But while he considered the child, he hadn't considered the cat. The air conditioning was making Lin Ge a little cold, so he unceremoniously lay down on Hu Lijun's stomach. The middle-aged man's beer belly was soft and round.

Hu Lijun almost vomited his dinner.

He was furious, staring at the damn cat that had torn off his clothes, and then felt a tickle in his stomach. He figured the little bastard must have fleas on him.

"Mimi, are you a jinx?"

"You're the jinx!"

Lin Ge let out a loud roar without any politeness.

"You know, Zhangzhou used to be a good place, and we wouldn't encounter a major case that would alarm the provincial authorities for a year or two. But now, you've only been at the police station for a few days, and you've already caused a bunch of big troubles, including being called a drug lord and a traitor. You still dare to say you're not a jinx?"

As Hu Lijun spoke, he wrapped his arm in a blanket to block Lin Ge's retaliatory claw strike.

Despite the blanket protecting him, his arm was still scratched painfully. Seeing that the dead cat had stopped scratching, he quickly untied the blanket to check. Luckily, there were only two white marks; otherwise, he would have had to get injections with the two old bastards tomorrow.

Actually, Lin Ge himself was a little puzzled. How could it be such a coincidence that he ran into all these bad people?

After thinking it over, I can only blame those bastards for being unlucky enough to run into him; it's not his fault. Besides, it's only natural for cats to catch mice, and it's only natural for police to catch thieves! He's a police cat, helping ordinary people catch these big thieves ahead of time—is there anything wrong with that?

Thinking about it this way, Lin Ge felt much better.

Looking at Hu Lijun, who only knew how to make noise, he became more and more annoyed.

Being in the same room with this jerk will make you stupid!

Lin Ge glared at Hu Lijun, then jumped off the sofa with his tail wagging and walked straight towards the master bedroom.

Hu Lijun was too embarrassed to sleep in Zhang Yong's bed for fear of making a bad impression, but Lin Ge didn't care. Zhang Yong usually dressed plainly, but who would have thought his master bedroom bed was anything but ordinary? Lin Ge vaguely remembered seeing a similar advertisement on TV in his past life—a mattress priced like five palms, truly astounding, like sleeping on gold. Now that he was a cat and could enjoy it up close, he wasn't about to let this opportunity pass him by.

To Hu Lijun's astonishment, Lin Ge leaped up lightly, hooked his two front paws on the doorknob, and pushed off with his hind legs, opening the door to the master bedroom.

He didn't go too far; he simply rolled up the sheet in the corner of the bed and lay down.

Yes, it really feels comfortable.

It fits like a waterbed, but with a bit more firmness. Sleeping on this kind of bed would improve sleep quality by a significant margin. Considering that Zhang Yong and his wife are both people who might be on emergency missions at any time, it suddenly became clear why they bought such an expensive mattress.

Lin Ge was dozing off when he vaguely heard Chen Chunhua and her husband arguing again.

Oh! Yes, although they are on different floors, the two master bedrooms are only separated by a wall.

I wonder if this idiot will learn a little something after what happened today...

Lingo slowly stretched out his limbs and tail, and fell into a deep sleep.

Silent all night.

The next morning, Lin Ge was awakened by the loud banging and clanging noises made by Hu Lijun.

My daughter is already in elementary school, and this good-for-nothing still manages to pack her things in a chaotic mess. He keeps forgetting to fill her water bottle with warm water or reminding her to wear her red scarf. He ran back and forth in the house several times before finally getting the two girls off.

"What are you looking at me doing?"

Faced with Lin Ge's disdainful gaze, Hu Lijun tried to defend himself, saying, "This is Zhang Yong's house. How would I know how his things work? That water purifier has a dozen or so random buttons that would confuse anyone. What kind of high-end product is that!"

Got it, this guy's a tech idiot.

Lin Ge slowly labeled Hu Lijun: "Serves him right for dealing with the neighborhood aunties every day!"

(End of this chapter)