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Chapter 11 The Poor Princess's Misery Surpasses Even the Star Pet
Norland's fox ears exploded like dandelions: "Where did this arrogant female come from?!"

He stared at the arrogant masked terms on the screen, his three fox tails slapping against the desk.

In the past, those lower-ranking females were always trembling with fear when signing contracts.

This guy is something else! Not only did he demand that his face be covered in holographic mosaic, but he also refused to let the level indicator light up!

His mind instantly conjured up a headline: "Shocking! A certain anchor's true identity is actually an interstellar wanted criminal."

But after glancing at the declining performance, Norland clicked to send the contract with a sense of tragic irony.

I'll take the gamble! The worst that can happen is that headquarters will turn me into a fox fur rug!

Upon receiving the contract, Su An'an instructed the AI: "Check if there are any hidden problems in the contract."

[Your Highness, the contract terms are as clean as a licked-clean plate.]

She signed the pseudonym "Jiu Sui" in a flamboyant manner: "Activate S-level privacy lock, open access only to the central AI, and do not allow anyone else to view."

A cool special effect popped up on the screen: [Access has been blocked. Viewers will be struck by lightning.]

Five minutes later, in Norland's office.

He stared at the gold-embossed confidentiality agreement that had come into effect, his hands trembling so much he almost crushed the energy biscuit.
"Didn't I sign a livestreamer contract? How did it become a state secret document?!"

"Ultimate privacy rights?! Isn't that a privilege only SSR-level powerhouses deserve?!"

His hands trembled as he searched for the source and had the system analyze the situation.

The system pops up a prompt box:
[Information on the contracting party.]

[Name: Jiu Sui. Possibly fake. Gender: Female, hopefully real. Other: Do you even deserve to know?]

[Excluding all wealthy and powerful individuals in the capital, and excluding females of grades A, B, and C.]

[This information is for reference only and is suspected to originate from a Wu tribe protected area.]

Norland instantly conjured up a million-word novel, "The Interstellar Livestream Journey of the Reclusive Witch Clan's Young Lady," and his tail spiraled upwards into the sky:

"I'm rich! This performance will propel me from a corporate slave to a CEO!"

He immediately fawned over him and sent a message:

[Your Excellency! We have reserved a prime-time slot for you this Saturday at 8 PM.]

[Your live stream will be featured in pop-up ads across all platforms, even on the advertising screens in restrooms!]

【Can!】

Su An'an gave a brief reply.

With none of her five husbands home, she can do whatever she wants.

Norland rubs his paws together:

[Um, if you'd like to show your level, you'll get the maximum traffic support!]

【unnecessary. 】

Su An'an refused.

[Yes, please summon your loyal Norland at any time if needed.]

Norland replied instantly, along with a 3D emoji of a purple-furred fox wagging its tail wildly.

Su An'an shuddered, "This fox is suddenly being so obsequious it's frightening me. AI, has it discovered something?"

[Your Highness, rest assured, I have used S-level privileges to create eighteen layers of virtual identities for you. The information he has found so far is: You = Mysterious Female + Possibly SSR Level + Unapproachable.]

Su An'an poked the AI: "Not bad! You're quite smart."

I am the highest-level AI on Beast Planet, equipped with an automatic upgrade system, capable of solving any problem for you.

"Good girl, from now on I'll call you Little Pink."

Su An'an habitually touched and praised him.

The AI's powder light didn't instantly transform into a rippling heart shape.

Norland was incredibly efficient, completing all the formalities in the blink of an eye within an hour, and even providing a complimentary VIP access to the Interstellar Pharmacist Association.

"The potential of this fox-like corporate slave is truly astonishing!"

Su An'an looked happily at the newly issued electronic certificate and instructed the AI:
"Little pink, help me register a shop, and name the new drug 'Mad Blood Pill'."

"The decoration template is inspired by the Wanbaolou and Zhenpinge in the ancient Earth's cultivation world."

"Think of some more sensational slogans."

"For example, [War God Experience Potion! Three minutes of beastly berserk mode, zero damage, money back guarantee if you can't beat your enemy]."

"Put one hundred Bloodlust Pills on the shelves first."

"A single tablet costs 5,000 gold coins; ten tablets are 10% off; fifty tablets are 15% off."

【We are happy to serve you.】 In less than half an hour, a new pharmacy called "The Secret Shop of Jiu Sui Medicine Master" appeared in the folk remedies section of Douyin's medicine area.

The advertising sign at the entrance was gleaming gold:
[Limited-time offer on the Ex-Boyfriend Destroyer Set! Tear apart the green tea bitch/stomp on the scumbag/beast-like rampage three-piece set at 30% off!]

Su An'an entered the virtual shop using a holographic image and was immediately covered in phoenix phantoms that sprang out of the alchemy furnace.

The golden boy and jade girl beside them held the medicine box, and the mechanical voice was deafening:
[100 units of War God Experience Potion in stock! First order includes a free 'Ex-Boyfriend's Sudden Death Insurance'!]

【This way, esteemed guest!】

Two cranes descend from the sky, transforming into long-legged dancers who, starting with zero frames, spin and leap:
Don't panic if you can't beat your enemy!

[After taking the pills, beat up his mother!]

"You're exaggerating a bit too much!"

Su An'an was so embarrassed that she scratched her toes on the ground.

Especially when they saw the buyer reviews that popped up automatically, they were even more impressed.

After a weak white mouse took a berserk pill, it suddenly transformed into Godzilla and crushed a towering tree with its bare hands.

"I asked you to refer to the powerful and domineering Xianxia style, not to create a ruthless bandit in the immortal realm, and certainly not to cheat and create some kind of buyer's show."

Su An'an was so angry that she flicked the pink AI.

I'll change it right now.

The little pink figure blinked sadly, and the shop's style changed again.

The shop was surrounded by auspicious clouds.

Above the bronze alchemy furnace, the Bloodlust Pills, shimmering with red light, were arranged in the shape of the Big Dipper.

Two beautiful fairies, dressed in flowing robes, held the medicine identification report with demure composure.
Honest and fair dealing, ten times the compensation for any counterfeit product.

"That's pretty much it."

Su An'an was very satisfied and logged off at 11 p.m.

She was tired and hungry, so she told Little Pink to prepare a midnight snack before taking a shower.

When she came out of the bathroom, she found a gold plate on a luxurious dining table.

She swallowed hard and opened the cover.

Three transparently packaged nutrition bars lay quietly on the gold plate.

"Little pink, what do you mean by this?"

Su An'an picked up the nutrition bar with an unfriendly expression.

Hehe, it's a royal gift, specially made for feeding interstellar war pets.

The original owner usually only ate meals made with the finest ingredients, so why did she get free nutrition bars?
Who are you bullying?

The little pink one looked pitiful and shimmered with pink light:

[Your Highness, your financial situation is a bit... uh, exciting!]

[Your spending list from last month, Jade Star Cherry Blossom Salmon Sashimi bill: 2,800,000 Gold Coins.]

[Top-tier Starflower Wagyu Beef Bill from Tianju Star: 3,800,000 Gold Coins.]

[Franstar Pure Seas Grade S Caviar Bill: 6,900,000 Gold Coins.]

Current liabilities: -903,500,000

"Return them all, I'm perfectly fine with nutrition bars."

Su An'an gritted her teeth, tearing open the nutrition bar with a bitter and resentful expression, and checked the store's sales status on the StarNet while eating it.

A poor person has no right to spend money; only making money can soothe her wounded heart.

I was shocked to find that clicking into the newly opened pharmacy was another heartbreaking experience.

Visitor count: 3, Orders placed: 0, Comments section: 3.

"The special effects are pretty well done, but the pills are photoshopped, right?"

"Another new type of scam? The guy who bought 'Dragon Pride Pill' last time is still in the hospital!"

"Where's the streamer? No animal-eared girls to watch, no bad reviews!"

Su An'an gritted her teeth and crushed the nutrition bar: "These ignorant bumpkins!!!"

The poor princess is even more miserable than the star-studded concubine!

In addition to nutrition bars, Star Pet also provides snacks and biscuits.

(End of this chapter)