Douluo Continent: I, Tang Wulin, a Kamen Rider

Chapter 144 The Promise with Kuroko

"Teacher, let go!"

"Teacher, you've misunderstood. Wu Lin is a boy!"

That's right. Gu Yue and Xu Xiaoyan originally thought it was just another misunderstanding caused by Tang Wulin's appearance.

But this time, the misunderstanding is too big!
Even they didn't know that.
Cough cough, in short, not only were Gu Yue and Xu Xiaoyan panicked, but Ye Xinglan, who was standing to the side, also couldn't care about anything else and rushed over to try to save her beloved.

"You bad woman, let go of Wu Lin!"

Meanwhile, Yuan Enyehui watched as Gu Yue, Xu Xiaoyan, and Ye Xinglan rushed forward to save Tang Wulin, and her jade fingers tightened.

But then, Le Zhengyu spoke sarcastically to Xie Xie, who was still sitting on the spot.

"What a friend! Tang Wulin is almost dead, why didn't you go up and save him?"

Xie Xie looked at Le Zhengyu with a strange expression.

"It's precisely because I'm Wu Lin's good friend that I'm not going up. After all, this is a reward for Wu Lin, not something that will hurt him."

Upon hearing this, Yue Zhengyu's face flushed red as if he had suddenly realized something, and he cursed inwardly.

"Hmph, as expected, boys' brains are full of those evil and filthy things!"

Meanwhile, after hearing Xie Xie's explanation, Yuan En Ye Hui managed to control his emotions.

Then, looking at Tang Wulin, who had been rescued by Gu Yue, Xu Xiaoyan, and Ye Xinglan, Yuan Enyehui silently murmured to himself.

"Yes, this is a good thing for Brother Wu Lin."

Meanwhile, after Xu Xiaoyan and Gu Yue explained things to her, Leng Yaozhu finally realized what was going on.

"So, why are you wearing men's clothes instead of a skirt? Oh, it's a little brother."

"However, looking at him like this, this little brother seems familiar. Have we met him somewhere before?"

Leng Yaozhu tilted her head, put a jade finger in her lips, and looked at Tang Wulin, who was lying on the sofa breathing heavily, with a puzzled expression.

"Cough cough."

Meanwhile, Tang Wulin, who had finally caught his breath, looked at the mature-looking older sister in front of him, who exuded the same aura as Aunt Yin.

At this moment, she was looking at him with a "playful" attitude that only a young girl would have, which made him feel a sudden tightness in his heart.

But soon, he noticed the subtle curve hidden beneath the corner of this aloof woman's mouth.

"Hey, Sister Leng, we've known each other for so long, and we were just chatting on the phone. Have you already forgotten about me?"

Tang Wulin sighed and shook his soul communicator, which displayed his chat history with Leng Yaozhu.

Upon hearing this, Leng Yaozhu stepped forward in surprise and snatched Tang Wulin's phone.

"Oh~ it's you, Xiao Lin'er. No wonder you look so good and familiar. It seems we are really destined to meet. What a coincidence!"

"By the way, how did you recognize my little Lin'er?"

As they spoke, Leng Yaozhu's delicate fingers silently moved and flipped through Tang Wulin's chat history with other girls.

Tang Wulin, completely unaware of this, pointed to the bookshelf beside him.

"I remember, these are all trophies that you accepted on my behalf, right? And I've heard your voice since I was a child."

Upon hearing Tang Wulin's explanation, Leng Yaozhu simply gave a perfunctory response.

"I see. But now that you mention it, I also remember why you didn't take it yourself."

"Besides, you never show your face, so I always have to go to your offline book club meetings in your place."

Tang Wulin responded to Leng Yaozhu's question with a somewhat speechless expression.

"How can I go? Will those crazy guys tear it down if I get there?"

Upon hearing this, Leng Yaozhu, who had already read through all of Tang Wulin's chat logs and left monitoring software on Tang Wulin's soul communication device, pretended to be slow to react.

“That’s true. Given your age and cultivation level at the time, it really didn’t seem appropriate for you to show yourself.”

As they spoke, Leng Yaozhu naturally handed Tang Wulin's soul communication device back.

However, as she handed it over, Leng Yaozhu asked curiously.

"Can you show up now? You know, the guys at the awards ceremony over there are waiting for you, the author, to personally go on stage to accept the award every year."

After receiving the soul-guided communicator, Tang Wulin scratched his head somewhat awkwardly.

Unconsciously, memories flooded back to when I was young, before I became famous for my online novels, and how I started live streaming to support myself and Na'er.

At that time, because he had awakened the Blue Silver Emperor, his already exceptionally cute appearance was elevated to another level, and then he adjusted his voice through the Omnipotent Book.

After adopting this two-pronged approach, he registered a live streaming account named Tang Le and chose to become a singer in the singing section.

Having experienced the era where traffic was king, he did not hesitate to change the title.

"Reborn as the successor of Tang San, the Sea God, come and listen to the divine music of the divine realm."

Such headlines generate significant buzz and are sure to be trending.

That's right, if he's going to get attention, he'll definitely go for the biggest one, and in this world, who has more attention than Tang San, the Sea God?

Anyway, his martial soul is Blue Silver Grass, Clear Sky Hammer and Soft Bone Rabbit, and his real name is Tang, so who dares to say that he is not the innate Tang San cosplaying the Holy Body?

Therefore, leveraging the buzz surrounding the topic, the good looks and charisma of the Blue Silver Emperor, and the cheating voice provided by the Omnipotent Book, the series was launched.

Within just a few days, he successfully became the top streamer in the singing section, attracting the attention and donations from countless wealthy women.

Of course, it's also because he's using the name of Little Tang San that his three martial souls are often asked to be used for live-streaming entertainment.

Among them, the Soft Bone Rabbit, a martial soul with low combat power but greatly enhancing appearance and aptitude, is the martial soul configuration that he is most often asked to lock in.

Moreover, it was because of the cute bunny-eared boy that some of the older women changed their initial intentions.

They required him to have a sweet voice, sing well, and maintain the Soft Bone Rabbit martial spirit.

They even wanted him to hold the Trident of Poseidon in one hand and a pirated Red Acacia Sword in the other, while wearing a little skirt and cosplaying as Xiao Wu, the wife of Poseidon Tang San, and singing.

"Rise, my Tang San!"

Can Tang Wulin tolerate this?

Damn it, how could Tang Wulin, a seven-foot-tall man, put up with this kind of humiliation?
So he readily agreed.

There was no way around it; after all, those older sisters gave so much!

Making money isn't shameful.

Moreover, his family really needed money at that time because of Na'er's arrival.

Besides, it's not like he hasn't worn them before, so he...
In short, as his live streams went on for longer, he gradually attracted more viewers.

Among them were older women who encouraged and rewarded him, as well as haters who came to target and be jealous.

Of course, as a member of the Long family in his previous life, he naturally had a resistance to these little black-clad people.

But he couldn't withstand the daily insults from the trolls!
So, one day, he started an online PK with one of the little girls named Justice Messenger.

The two agreed that if Tang Wulin lost, he would quit the internet.

Since that little black girl lost, she'll have to experience what Tang Wulin feels like, which means before she grows up.

She had to be like Tang Wulin, no longer able to wear skirts, and had to appear in the world as a woman.

To his surprise, despite having a significant advantage in the early stages, he almost lost to the opposing team in the last thirty seconds!

Yes, that girl across from me who looks like she's having an eccentric, delusional phase is actually a hidden rich kid!
Sports cars, yachts, and treasure maps were being acquired like crazy, as if they were free.

In just a moment, he had gained a ten million yuan advantage in gifts.

Fortunately, the older women who usually encouraged him also realized what was happening and immediately followed suit.

Even the long-absent top female fan personally stepped in to fight for him.

Gifts flew everywhere, and the competition between the two sides was so fierce that even the main road... cough cough, even the platform crashed!

The final result was that both sides were tied.

Although the guy called "Justice Messenger" was unconvinced and said things like "justice will surely prevail over evil," he still wanted to challenge him to another offline fight.

Let's determine who wins and who loses based on our true abilities.

But at that time, his novel had become a huge hit, and he also needed to spend his private time with his family and Na'er.

So he didn't want to continue streaming, which is why he randomly picked a hater to have a PK battle with, and then deliberately lost to him.

But he didn't expect that his long-lost top female fan would suddenly step in and turn the tide.

Even when he secretly spent money on that little black guy himself, he still couldn't outspend his own top-ranked female fan.

So he was somewhat speechless.

But in order to give himself enough time, he decided to give up the live stream.

Therefore, he unilaterally admitted defeat and chose to leave the network and run away.

Of course, it seems that because he took a step back, the little black guy even arrogantly expressed his opinion.

Since even this inherently evil and perverted brat from the Tang family can keep his promise.

As a messenger of light and justice, she will naturally keep her promise and will wear men's clothing until she grows up.

Thus, the agreement between the two was reached.

Thinking of this, Tang Wulin couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic and muttered to himself, "A few years have passed. I wonder how that young lady is doing these days."

Meanwhile, watching the two of them communicate as if they were speaking in riddles, Xu Xiaoyan and the others were a little confused, but they eventually came to their senses.

"Teacher, do you know Wu Lin?"

Seeing that Gu Yue and the others were still a little confused, Tang Wulin also realized what was going on and began to explain the relationship between him and Leng Yaozhu.

"Yes, I know you, Sister Leng is me."

After a long while, everyone finally figured out the relationship between Tang Wulin and Leng Yaozhu.

"So Wu Lin and Teacher already knew each other. I thought Teacher was going to try to steal Wu Lin from me."

Xu Xiaoyan patted her chest, looking relieved.

Regardless, Xu Xiaoyan realized why the female voice she heard on the phone with Tang Wulin that day sounded so familiar, even the way she addressed her was the same.

It turns out that her mentor was Tang Wulin's editor!
On the other side, Gu Yue glanced at Leng Yaozhu and Tang Wulin, who were squeezing orange juice again, with a complicated look in her eyes.

Although Tang Wulin explained his relationship with Leng Yaozhu.

But she always felt that Leng Yaozhu's view of Tang Wulin was not as simple as that of an editor and author, or a sister and brother.

At that moment, while Gu Yue was pondering.

However, Tang Wulin then explained to Leng Yaozhu why he couldn't show up earlier.

"I'm sorry, Sister Leng, but due to certain agreements and matters, I may still be unable to appear in the public eye in the future."

Upon hearing this, Leng Yaozhu was slightly taken aback, then smiled and asked, "Oh? Tell me, let me see who you made an appointment with and what you agreed to that would make you, the author who dotes on your fans the most, give up your offline gathering with them."

The others nearby also looked at Tang Wulin with curiosity.

Because they were also Tang Wulin's readers and fans, they were very curious.

What could possibly have caused Tang Wulin, an author who stays up all night every day to write novels for his fans, to actually give up on the important event of meeting his readers offline?
Seeing the curious expressions on the faces of the group of people, Tang Wulin knew that he would probably have to reveal his dark history today.

Seeing this, he could only sigh and then slowly began to tell the story of his childhood.

Meanwhile, after hearing Tang Wulin's explanation, everyone looked at each other in silence.

Finally, Leng Yaozhu broke the silence with a light laugh, followed by Xu Xiaoyan, Xie Xie, and the others who also burst into laughter.

"Puhaha, I never thought that Xiao Lin'er would be so young and ignorant. I always thought that Xiao Lin'er was so pretty that she would look great in women's clothes."

Leng Yaozhu smiled and naturally stepped forward to ruffle Tang Wulin's silver hair.

Even Xie Xie, who was standing to the side, patted Tang Wulin on the shoulder while raising his eyebrows wildly.

"Wu Lin, actually I have a little money. How about you cosplay Dragon Butterfly Douluo Tang Wutong for me tonight, and I'll send you gifts?"

Tang Wulin was also at a loss for words and angrily slapped Xie Xie's hand away.

"Get lost! I was only earning money because my family was poor and I had a younger sister to support, so it wasn't shameful for me to do so!"

Saying things like, "Don't meddle so much in the novelist's business!" made everyone even happier.

"Wu Lin, I have money too! I want to see you cosplay as Xiao Wu, the Soft Bone Douluo!"

"Ahem, actually my family is quite wealthy, and I'd really like to see Wu Lin cosplay as Dragon Butterfly Douluo Tang Wutong. Of course, I can cosplay as Spirit Ice Douluo Huo Yuhao!"

"And me, Wu Lin, I want to hear you sing!"

While everyone was making fun of Tang Wulin's embarrassing past, a slightly unnatural expression flashed across Le Zhengyu's face in the crowd.

After a while, seeing Tang Wulin's face looking like a puff pastry doll that had been played with to death, everyone finally let go of their clutches.

"Don't worry, Xiao Lin'er, since you're willing to continue keeping your promise to that little hater."

"Then leave this to me. Anyway, I've helped you collect awards more than once or twice."

"And even if you can't appear publicly online because of that incident, don't we still have your readership and fan base?"

As she spoke, Leng Yaozhu handed the freshly squeezed orange juice to Tang Wulin, and then said to Ye Xinglan who was standing to the side.

"You agree, right, beautiful and spirited little sister?"

"I'm guessing you must be that very active admin in Xiaolin'er's reader group, Star Beauty?"

"Let me formally introduce myself. I am Leng Yaozhu. I am Xiao Lin'er's older sister and his editor. I am also Xiao Yue'er and Xiao Yan'er's older sister and mentor."

Seeing Leng Yaozhu's formal manner, Ye Xinglan had no choice but to introduce herself.

"Hello, I am Ye Xinglan, an inner disciple of Shrek Academy."

"Yes, they are also Tang Wulin's friends and readers."

Seeing this, Leng Yaozhu feigned surprise and said.

"An inner disciple of Shrek Academy, huh? No wonder you're so outstanding. Do you have a master? Why don't you become my disciple like Xiaoyueyue and Xiaoyanyan?"

"From now on, you, Xiaoyueyue, Xiaoyanyan, and me will all be best friends."

Upon hearing this, Ye Xinglan frowned.

Strictly speaking, she didn't actually dislike the seemingly kind older sister in front of her.

However, because of the other party's recent act of inviting Tang Wulin to eat White Rabbit candy, coupled with the other party's status as a high-level member of the Spirit Pagoda, Ye Xinglan still felt somewhat resistant to Leng Yaozhu.

Of course, the most crucial question is: why is Ye Xinglan related to Gu Yue and Xu Xiaoyan as sisters?

Bullshit!

Whoever wants to worship this master, can worship him!

So, just as Ye Xinglan was about to refuse...

At this moment, Leng Yaozhu teased Tang Wulin, who was drinking orange juice next to her.

"Oh right, oh right, Xiao Lin'er is the same, we're all family."

Seeing this, Tang Wulin rolled his eyes at the older sister helplessly, but did not refute her.

After all, in his eyes, Leng Yaozhu was indeed like Aunt Yin, an older sister who had been with him for a long time.

It was also after Aunt Eun left him that he took her place, comforting and encouraging his sister.

Of course, this older sister just occasionally abuses her power and is sometimes a bit unprofessional.

But Tang Wulin can't expect everyone to be as gentle and quiet as his Aunt Yin, can he?
As for Leng Yaozhu teasing him about being a pretty girl, he was too lazy to refute it anymore.

I'm used to it anyway.
Moreover, at least Leng Yaozhu didn't do what Xie Xie did and make him cosplay as Dragon Butterfly Douluo Tang Wutong and dance!

Damn it, he really shouldn't have brought up his dark past!

Meanwhile, seeing that Tang Wulin had tacitly agreed to Leng Yaozhu's words, Ye Xinglan's words of refusal were stuck in her throat.

Because she wanted to become a family with Tang Wulin.
Just as Ye Xinglan was struggling with whether or not to become an apprentice, a bell rang from the table and chairs.

Then, Leng Yaozhu slapped her forehead, stuck out her tongue, and looked at everyone with an expression of "apology/clear-eyed stupidity".

"Oh dear, look at my brain! I was so busy telling you all the stories about me, Xiao Lin'er, and Xiao Yueyue. You guys are here today to help Xiao Yan Yan climb the tower, right?"

Upon hearing this, Ye Xinglan was taken aback, but still nodded.

Seeing this, Leng Yaozhu answered the phone and gave a series of orders over the phone. After she finished, she addressed the group.

"It's almost time. You guys go ahead and charge the tower. I've already made the arrangements."

"Tell me if you want to become my apprentice after you've finished climbing the tower."

After saying that, Leng Yaozhu looked at Ye Xinglan.

Seeing this, Ye Xinglan had no choice but to nod again.

Seeing that Ye Xinglan had agreed, Leng Yaozhu nodded in satisfaction.

"Little Lin'er, come with me, I'll take you there."

As she spoke, she turned and walked away, her demeanor gentle and graceful, exuding feminine charm that made her unforgettable at first sight.

Then, she lifted Tang Wulin from his seat and stretched out her arms to trap his head between her soft, white breasts.

With her other hand, she rubbed his white hair while teasing him.

"By the way, Xiao Lin'er, I remember you didn't look like this when you verified your identity last time."

"Tell me, when did you dye your hair white?"

"Although you've become much cuter, it also made your older sister not recognize you at first, which was really embarrassing."

"Tell me, who taught you bad things! Was it Xiaoyue'er or Xiaoyan'er? Tell me the truth, and I'll avenge you."

Meanwhile, with Leng Yaozhu holding him in front of him, a strange fragrance wafted into his nose, and two soft, large breasts behind him occasionally bumping against the back of his head, Tang Wulin's face turned red.

"I just evolved my martial soul, it has nothing to do with them. But Sister Leng, could you please stop calling me that? I'm not a child anymore."

As he spoke, Tang Wulin tried to break free from the abundant snow-capped mountains behind him.

Meanwhile, feeling Tang Wulin's "resistance," Leng Yaozhu smiled slightly and with a flick of her jade fingers, pressed Tang Wulin back into the snow mountain.

"Oh, I see. Little Lin'er is a little man now. In that case, I'll just call you by your name."

"But Xiao Wulin, from now on, don't call me Sister Leng anymore. Just call me Sister or Teacher."

Tang Wulin, who was struggling, was slightly taken aback.

"Huh? Teacher?"

"What? Didn't you just agree to become a family with me, Xiaoyue'er, and Xiaoyan'er?"

"What, you want to back out?"

As she spoke, Leng Yaozhu tapped Tang Wulin on the head in an unfriendly tone.

Tang Wulin wanted to refute, but feeling the softness behind him constantly hitting the back of his head because of Leng Yaozhu's anger, he decisively shouted.

"No regrets!"

Seeing this, Leng Yaozhu nodded in satisfaction.

"Hmm, that's more like it. So, after you guys finish clearing the tower, you'll be Xiaoyue'er and Xiaoyan'er's junior brother."

"What do you think, Xiaoyue'er, Xiaoyan'er?"

As she spoke, Leng Yaozhu looked at Gu Yue, Xu Xiaoyan, and Ye Xinglan, who were standing on either side of her.

Upon seeing this, Ye Xinglan's jade-like hand tightened.

Because when Leng Yaozhu asked again, she didn't mention her name.

This stirred up a strange sense of unease within Ye Xinglan.

She always felt that she was somehow lagging behind Xu Xiaoyan and Gu Yue.

As for Leng Yaozhu's question, what else could Gu Yue and Xu Xiaoyan say but, of course, they wholeheartedly agreed?

After all, they all knew that Leng Yaozhu was the current Limit Douluo, and Tang Wulin had such a powerful backer.

Only then did they feel more at ease about Tang Wulin's safety and future.

However, before that, seeing her junior brother being sandwiched between her teacher's legs, Xu Xiaoyan felt a pang of sympathy and quickly reached out to pull him out.

"Teacher, let go! Wu Lin can't breathe!"

Looking at Tang Wulin, whose face was flushed and who was breathing heavily, Leng Yaozhu felt amused and satisfied, but outwardly she said something strange.

"It was just a neck lock, and your face turned this red. Xiao Wulin, your physical fitness is too poor."

Hearing this, Xu Xiaoyan was speechless as she looked at Leng Yaozhu's "clearly stupid" face.

How strong Tang Wulin's physical abilities are, others may not know, but how could she not know?
Is this the reason for the neck lock?

This is clearly your milk... cough cough, your level 99 Limit Douluo Nai Baiyu arm is too strong, okay!
However, upon thinking about this, Xu Xiaoyan also sensed something was amiss.

It should be noted that her usual intimate interactions with Tang Wulin were even closer than Leng Yaozhu and Tang Wulin are now.

Why is it that Tang Wulin doesn't react much to her?

Could it be that they've been in contact so much that Wu Lin really sees her as a younger sister?

You should know that her usual act of pretending to be a "little sister" who needs protection is just to get closer to Tang Wulin.

But that doesn't mean she really wants to be Tang Wulin's sister!

(End of this chapter)