Hong Kong Variety Show: Let you eat melons, eat melons on your sister-in-law

Chapter 2 "2" The crow was bullied and cried~
"Damn, Xiaofu, what happened to you!" Lin Yao held his waist and cursed, "Ouch, my waist!"

Xiao Fu was also speechless: "Boss, I told you to hurry up!"

As soon as the two finished talking, the crows heard the noise.

"Boss, it's two reporters!" a henchman shouted loudly.

Hearing the henchman's shouts, Lin Yao suddenly jumped up, grabbed Xiao Fu and turned to run: "Run!"

The two of them ran away as fast as they could, heading downstairs quickly.

However, there were seven or eight people around Crow, and he was much more familiar with the surrounding environment than Lin Yao and Xiao Fu.

He quickly took a shortcut and blocked the two men.

"Fuck you, kid, are you looking for death?" The crow walked towards Lin Yao with a fierce look on his face.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Lin Yao simply stopped.

Anyway, with Xiaofu around, he was not afraid of the crow at all, and said arrogantly: "What's the matter? I'm lost!"

The two of them were acting suspiciously at that location just now. If Crow really believed that they were lost, he would be crazy: "What did you take pictures of just now? Hand over the camera!"

"If I don't hand it over, are you trying to flatter me?" Lin Yao, with the imperial weapon in his hand, seemed very tough and said to the men with disdain.

"Alpaca, I think you are tired of living!" The crow roared and reached out to grab.

"You still dare to rob?" Lin Yao put his hands on his hips and shouted loudly: "Xiao Fu, do it!"

This shout had a momentum of closing the door and letting Xiaofu go.

Don't look at Xiaofu as silly, he is a real master.

Before Crow could grab Lin Yao, he was blocked by Xiao Fu.

"Oh, you dare to fight back? I think you are tired of living!" The crow suddenly laughed grimly: "Catch them for me, I must break their legs today!"

Hearing what Crow said, his men immediately rushed forward.

But you have to know that Xiaofu is a military man, and every move he makes is a deadly one.

He grabbed the knife that a thug was using to chop him, twisted it casually, and dislocated the thug's wrist.

Then he turned around and kicked the thug who wanted to attack from behind, knocking the man down and throwing him to the ground behind him.

Then a fatal blow to the chicken made one of the thugs turn his feet inward on the spot, and he fell down with his hands covering his crotch in pain.

Seeing Xiaofu so fierce, a hint of viciousness flashed in Crow's eyes. He grabbed a machete next to him and slashed at Xiaofu.

Hearing the strong wind coming from behind him, Xiaofu subconsciously turned around and elbowed him.

The crow was knocked away on the spot and stopped only after hitting the wall.

Bajiquan, hitting people is like hanging a painting!
After receiving such a heavy blow from Xiaofu, Crow felt like he had a stitch in the side and couldn't get up from the ground for a long time.

"Hey, you attacked me first!" Xiao Fu said innocently.

As for the henchmen on the ground who were wailing non-stop, Lin Yao immediately patted Xiao Fu on the shoulder and laughed arrogantly: "Well done, you are indeed my best employee!"

Then Lin Yao walked up to Crow, patted him on the face and said, "Damn, the underworld is so powerful! You scared me just now, pay me!"

The crow gnashed his teeth and said, "Kill me if you dare!"

Lin Yao grinned and said, "I won't kill you, but the man next to me is a master who has retreated from the sea of ​​blood and corpses. He has nine ways to deal with you. Nine ways! Are you interested in trying them?"

Crow believed Lin Yao's words to some extent.

Although he was a gangster and not afraid of death, he was not interested in trying the torture methods used by veterans who had retired from the battlefield.

He had dealt with the Big Circle Gang before and knew how ruthless these people were.

I just came back from the Netherlands and have a bright future ahead of me, so there's no need to fight to the death with the other party.

"Damn, you only have 3,000 yuan on you? What do you do for a living? You're a gangster? Ugh!"

Crow gave in and obediently asked his men to hand over the money they had on them. However, the amount of money made Lin Yao quite upset, and he cursed and kicked Crow in the chest.

He had already broken several bones after being hit by Xiaofu's elbow, and now he was hit hard by Lin Yao.

I burst into tears right there and then. It was such a bullying!
Compared to them, this bastard Lin Yao is more like a gangster!

After collecting the money, Lin Yaocai asked Xiaofu to leave.

The thugs immediately went to help the crow lying on the ground.

The crow was in so much pain that cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He quickly shouted, "Don't touch me! My ribs are broken!"

After hearing what Crow said, Mazai, who had half-helped Crow up, let go again.

It directly caused secondary damage to the crow.

The pain was so severe that Crow didn't even have the energy to curse. The henchman asked helplessly, "Boss, what should we do now? Should we get someone to scrape those two bastards out?"

"Fuck you, send me to the hospital first, you're all dead!" Crow slapped the man in the face and cursed angrily.

The thugs finally reacted and quickly called an ambulance.

……

The first time I ate melon, I got a lot of rewards. In addition to making money, I also got a physical enhancement.

After Lin Yao used it, he immediately felt a warm current flowing into his limbs and bones.

The whole body seemed to swell.

It seems that every cell in the body is getting stronger.

Even his height has grown a lot. He was only about 1.7 meters tall, but now he has skyrocketed to 1.8 meters.

If they weren't on the street, he really wanted to see if his younger brother had also improved.

Just as I was thinking about it, Xiaofu came over with two lunch boxes.

This guy looked around, as if looking for Lin Yao.

Lin Yao tapped Xiao Fu on the back of the head with a puzzled look on his face. "What are you looking at?"

Xiao Fu almost subconsciously punched Lin Yao in the eye.

Fortunately, Xiaofu soon discovered that the person who patted his shoulder was his boss, so he took the pat back.

Lin Yao said angrily, "You're going crazy! You even hit the boss?"

Xiao Fu smiled awkwardly and withdrew his hand. He then looked Lin Yao up and down. "But Boss, why do you seem to have grown taller?"

"Really? Haven't I always been this tall?" Lin Yao said with a smile.

Xiao Fu shook his head. "No, Boss, you've indeed grown a lot taller, and you've become a lot stronger! This... isn't scientific!"

Xiao Fu, who was a special forces soldier, has his own way of identifying people.

This is also the reason why Xiaofu did not find Lin Yao at the first time.

Lin Yao suddenly laughed in his heart. Can the system's things be explained by science?

"I've always been like this. You must be seeing things. Stop talking nonsense. I'm starving!" Lin Yao changed the subject, snatched the lunch box from Xiaofu's hand, and squatted on the side of the road to eat.

I just ate some pork porridge, but now I've been running and fighting, so I've digested it all.

After strengthening his physical fitness, Lin Yao found that he could eat a lot.

A box lunch can be prepared in just a few minutes.

On the other hand, Xiaofu had just eaten so much that he finished a box lunch in two bites.

Is the secret of being a master just to be able to eat?

"Boss, where are we going to stay today?" After eating and drinking, Xiao Fu scratched his head and said, "If nothing works, how about we just stay on the roadside?"

Lin Yao said angrily, "Be careful you get arrested by the police and accused of disturbing the city's appearance! Come stay with me first!"

I took Xiaofu back to the rental house and let the boy settle down.

Lin Yao’s rental house is also quite cramped and small, only about 20 square meters in total.

But it's more than enough to accommodate two people.

Lin Yao was quite satisfied with Xiaofu, his follower.

He can fight and run, and most importantly, he can protect his boss at critical moments.

So Lin Yao took out 500 yuan from the 3,000 yuan he had robbed from Wu Ya and his men and handed it to Xiao Fu:
"You did a great job today, here's your bonus!"

Xiao Fu was immediately overjoyed and quickly said to Lin Yao, "Thank you, boss! Thank you, boss!"

"Just do your job well in the future!" Lin Yao patted Xiaofu on the shoulder and said.

Come on, cows and horses!
Jiejiejie~~~
……

The next morning, Lin Yao woke up early.

But I didn't wake up naturally from my sleep, but was woken up by that bastard Xiaofu.

While he was a good bodyguard and thug, he was definitely not a good roommate.

Farting, grinding teeth, talking in sleep, it can be said that he is proficient in everything.

Lin Yao was tortured to death by this guy and kicked him twice early in the morning.

(End of this chapter)