It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 34 Brother, You Smell So Good! (Two in One)

Bai Zizhou looked at the two boxes, one large and one small, lying quietly in the living room, and even suspected that Tong Zhibao had sent them to the wrong person.

He went forward to check the express box and found that the recipient was indeed himself.

"What's going on? Is this toy a bit too big? Considering the size of the portal, is it divided into two?"

Bai Zizhou decided to ask Tong Zhibao’s customer service first.

[I am already completely white: Why are there two boxes?]

【Tong Zhibao: Yes, there are two boxes.】

[Tong Zhibao: One is to determine your location, and the other is for today's trial toys.]

Bai Zizhou was shocked by Tong Zhibao's generosity!

isn't it?
Is this still the Tong Zhibao who charged me 100,000 RMB for a stone pickaxe?
Such an awesome rubber fruit only costs 5,000 yuan per piece when converted into RMB.

A stone pickaxe will also wear out, and you want me to pay 10 for it?!

So Bai Zizhou felt that there must be something fishy going on here!

When capital makes you think you have made money, you have to be vigilant!

[I am completely ignorant: This...this is inappropriate, right? How about I just use that toy that can hide my location as a trial toy for today?]

[Tong Zhibao: We have already applied for shipment. Returns are not accepted before the trial is over. Otherwise, you will be required to pay the interstellar shipping fee for the return.]

[Tongzhibao: The toy that hides your true location is for your long-term use, and the remaining one is just a trial toy.]

[Tong Zhibao: Of course, you can also use toys with hidden geolocation as livestream material today.]

Bai Zizhou frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

[I am already completely white: So I can get a total reward of 20?]

【Tong Zhibao: Only one copy, Mr. Bai.】

really!

Bai Zizhou knew that he would not be allowed to take advantage!

After finishing the communication with the customer service, Bai Zizhou first looked at the younger one.

What could it be?

The box still has a certain weight when held in the hand.

He took out a courier knife and opened the box, revealing a white gift box.

I measured it with a tape measure and it was about 30 cm long and 8 cm thick.

When I put it on the electronic scale, it was indeed not light, weighing five kilograms.

“It doesn’t feel like a toy that can change my geographical location.”

In Bai Zizhou's vision, he would either give himself a hanging ring like in a Marvel movie, or a door like in Doraemon.

Bai Zizhou thinks these two are the most efficient.

Of course the others are pretty good too.

For example, the portal gun in the game "Portal".

The portal gun from Rick and Morty.

These two work better.

Especially the last one, it is simply amazing.

But considering this small package, it doesn't look like it can hold all of these things.

It's a little too big for a hanging ring.

Could it be this big one?
Bai Zizhou looked at the big one.

That is indeed big.

It almost takes up half of the living room.

I measured it with a tape measure, it’s 2.5 meters long, 2 meters wide and 1.5 meters high!
Bai Zizhou suddenly felt ecstatic!
"Holy shit! Anywhere Door! It's definitely Anywhere Door! If it's not Anywhere Door, I'll chop my dick off!"

Bai Zizhou went forward to pick up the box in ecstasy.

"???"

The moment he started, he felt something was wrong.

"What the hell? Why is it so heavy!?"

You know, Bai Zizhou has now reached the limit of five times the human physical limit!

If something even he feels is heavy, it must not be light.

The normal human limit is 600 kilograms, while Bai Zizhou's limit is basically over 1000 kilograms.

This thing in front of me definitely weighs more than 1000 kilograms.

Fortunately, Bai Zizhou's old house is of good quality and the living room is about 20 square meters.

With this quality, it can bear a load of eight or nine tons without any problem.

"No, can a door be so heavy?"

Bai Zizhou was a little confused.

Or in other words, what kind of toy could be so heavy!

Bai Zizhou decided to unbox this thing first.

Because the box was too big, Bai Zizhou couldn't open it normally and could only tear off the lid with force.

Then he looked down.

"What the hell?!"

It turns out that no matter how low or high your academic qualifications are.

If you want to express shock in the most direct way, "Wow" is the most concise and effective way.

Look at the pattern printed on the packaging cover.

At this moment, only "fuck" can express Bai Zizhou's current mood!
The entire black packaging box is covered with fine lines, and feels like leather, with an excellent feel.

On the front of the box.

In the upper left corner is Tongzhibao’s LOGO.

In the center is the product name recessed in gold.

Thoughtfully, Chinese was taught.

【Flying Carpet-Shaped Time Machine】

Below the golden Chinese characters, there is a row of smaller, prominent silver characters.

[Authorized by Mr. Fujiko F. Fujio on May 3, 1970]

Behind the golden Chinese logo is a red English word.

【ultra】

Put together, it's actually -

[Ultua, a flying carpet-shaped time machine]

There is also a handwritten signature in gold on the lower right corner of the box.

Bai Zizhou identified it carefully and read it out loud.

"Hiro Fujimoto"

Who is this?
This is the real name of the author of the Doraemon series, and his pen name is Fujiko F. Fujio.

Tsk tsk.

Tong Zhibao is also getting better and can work with teacher Fujiko F. Fujio.

and!

This is your mother!
This really is a time machine!

It’s the one in the desk drawer of Nobita Nobi’s bedroom in the manga animation!
So Tong Zhibao sent this thing to himself to hide his real geographical location?
Now it's interesting.

When the live broadcast is on, even those Leeuwenhoeks can judge their own positions by looking at geography and the stars...

But when you go to the scene...

"Where are you, Mr. Akazuru?"

"You're not on Zunyi Street at all!"

My child, I am indeed on the streets of Zunyi.

But it was on Zunyi Street in 1990.

only……

Using this thing for live streaming will really not interfere with the current situation?
Bai Zizhou wouldn't dare to use something as terrifying as time so casually!

He immediately contacted Tongzhibao's customer service.

Tong Zhibao: What's wrong, Mr. Bai? Do you have any questions about the toys?

[I am completely white: ...That must be a time machine.]

[Tong Zhibao: Yes, it’s a time machine, so is there any problem?]

[I'm being completely frank: This is incredibly problematic. Will this trigger a grandfather paradox or something?]

[Tong Zhibao: Don't worry, we have a professional time recovery team and a big memory elimination team.]

Bai Zizhou's expression on the spot. O_o???

No, then the cost...

I'm completely clueless: Is this cost too high? Do I need to pay for your cleanup team?

[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, you're joking. This is just a toy. It's a learning toy certified by the Universal Education Alliance.]

Tong Zhibao: And the cost is actually very low. For us, the cost of a repair is probably equivalent to replacing the screen assembly of your phone, of course, I mean the official one.

Bai Zizhou estimated that it must be at least thousands.

But if we compare the repair time...

It seems that a few thousand yuan is not a lot!

[I am completely white: Why is the cost so low? ]

[Tong Zhibao: Because unless there is strong intervention, the cause and effect that has already been completed cannot be reversed. This is in line with the laws of the universe.]

[Bai Zizhou: So novels about time travelers changing history are pure nonsense?]

【Tong Zhibao: Ahaha, who knows.】

Ahahaha what the hell!
Is it bullshit or not?
Bai Zizhou pinched his brows and felt that he should not discuss such a deep issue.

Please.

He doesn't even know where the end of the universe is, so does he still need to consider the rationality of the grandfather paradox?

[I am completely white: So when I live stream, I can play however I want? ]

[Tong Zhibao: After all, with Mr. Bai's current abilities, he can't accomplish anything significant.]

good good!
You really underestimate me!

I have five times the human limit!
Even if the sentry hits me, I have to be gentle!
Bai Zizhou now feels much more at ease with the guarantee of Tong Zhibao's customer service.

But it’s a bit regrettable.

Originally, he wanted to do something to see if he could change history or something.

Now it seems that even if I really change, I will be corrected by Tong Zhibao's people.

Moreover, the other party kept emphasizing that this was a toy.

Think about it too.

What would happen if children were really allowed to play with such awesome toys and arbitrarily modify history?
What child can stand the test of such a toy?
Even the youngest children will have regrets and will definitely want to use a time machine to try to change the past.

So according to Tong Zhibao, this toy is for you to learn history.

It's not about changing history.

But he was still a little curious about how Tong Zhibao would repair it.

Facing Bai Zizhou's question, Tong Zhibao answered:

[Tong Zhibao: Either use the elimination machine to eliminate you in the corresponding time and space;

Either cut and delete this altered history;
Or let it develop as a branch. 】

[Tong Zhibao: No matter which one it is, for us... or in your words, it's just a matter of moving the mouse and keyboard.]

[Bai Zizhou: Eliminate me?!]

[Tong Zhibao: Don't worry, it won't have any impact on your body.]

[Tong Zhibao: As for the editing, it means deleting the part of history where you appear, so that the timeline remains coherent.]

[Tong Zhibao: As for the branches, it's easier to understand. Just think of them as parallel universes.]

[Tong Zhibao: No matter which one it is, it should be much simpler than letting the Earth boy Lu Yiguan die.]

[I am completely white: ...I really am.]

Bai Zizhou had a general understanding of it.

This is a bit like Marvel's Time Management Bureau.

It's just much milder.

[I am completely clear: I understand, as long as nothing serious happens.]

[Tongzhibao: We recommend that you carefully read the game instructions before trying it out.]

Tongzhibao: If we apply for this toy for individual users, we will also face great pressure from the alliance.

[Tong Zhibao: This type of toy can generally only be sold to large educational institutions and schools in the Universal Alliance. It is forbidden to sell it to individuals.]

[Tong Zhibao: But who made you our Tong Zhibao distinguished ambassador?]

[Tong Zhibao: Let me tell you a secret, you are the only one among our Tong Zhibao's 3,762 ambassadors throughout the universe who has the right to try out the time machine!]

[Tong Zhibao: I also hope that after this conversation, you will give me a 7-star review with at least 50 words, a video, and at least three pictures!]

Bai Zizhou said nothing, but just sent a series of [OK] expressions.

[I am already completely white: Brother, you smell so good! ]

This customer service is really good!
He really does it when something happens!
[Tong Zhibao: I am a girl...]

【Bai Zizhou: Sorry to bother you.】

【Tong Zhibao: ???】

After finishing his consultation on this flying carpet-shaped time machine, Bai Zizhou completely unpacked the entire express box.

Finally the entire packaging box was revealed.

After turning over the box weighing over a thousand pounds, Bai Zizhou looked at the parameter description on the back.

Especially that age range.

“6-6666 years old???”

Bai Zizhou blinked twice quickly.

I read it carefully again.

I made sure I wasn’t seeing things, it was indeed marked as 6-6666 years old!
No, in this universe, the limit of life has exceeded 6000 years!

This is probably beyond the scope of carbon-based life!

and……

6666 years old child, right?

Zetama is eight years old?!

I looked at the origin of this time machine toy.

well.

Sombrero Galaxy.

It's no surprise that they can research and create something as incredible as a time machine.

You know, this galaxy is 2800 million light-years away from the Earth!
Just considering the distance that light travels to the earth, it is hard to imagine how many great civilizations would have been born during this period!

According to the broadest definition of civilization, human beings, this little skinny monkey, have only been around for twelve thousand years!
Bai Zizhou once again felt the smallness of the earth.

And the terrifying strength of Tongzhibao Company.

Previous products were all within the range of the Milky Way, with the farthest being only 16 light-years away.
-
A full hour and a half later.

There are less than 10 minutes left before Bai Zizhou’s live broadcast.

Bai Zizhou took off his glasses and put down the toy instruction manual in his hand, which was seven or eight centimeters thick.

Even if it is five times the human limit.

It is still unrealistic to finish reading this manual in an hour and a half.

Because this B nutritional potion obviously did not strengthen Bai Zizhou's brain.

He really just strengthened his body.

But Bai Zizhou still read all the precautions.

All in all, as a toy, it's amazing.

But the restrictions are also very great.

In theory, there are these limitations.

Even if someone really travels through time with malicious intent, they will not be able to cause any waves by riding this time machine.

"No wonder they dare to sell this thing as a toy..."

He glanced at the time.

Bai Zizhou stood up and took out a new "COS" costume from the pillowcase on the bed.

It is an overall deep red.

The sides of the shoulders and the left and right sides of the torso are black.

As for the mask...

The overall color is also dark red, but the eye area is two black pieces and the eyeball is white.

He quickly put on his new clothes, logged into his account, opened the live broadcast room, and set up the live broadcast room.

As the hands pointed to seven o'clock on time.

Bai Zizhou stood in front of the camera, turned on the background music, and struck a pose.

"Bye-bye-bye~"

(End of this chapter)