It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 26 I hope I will understand high energy physics in seconds next time

In the live broadcast room, Bai Zizhou's image was lost again.

The audience seems to have gotten used to it.

【Shit escape, absolutely shit escape! 】

[Believe it or not, in ten minutes, we will be able to see UP in that pure white live broadcast room? ]

[Pretend to be cool and then run away, it adds to the excitement! ]

When the B mask came off and there was another mask underneath, I couldn't hold it in.

[Is the UP host a two-spined newt? 】

[How could it not be? This is old 2D.]

[Honestly, when I saw that white SUV rushing towards me, I was completely stunned!]

I pressed the pause button right then and there, thus avoiding a car accident. Brothers, do you think I did the right thing?

[That's right, bro. You can even scroll back!]

[Can I live stream? ]

[Sure, brother.]

[Is the UP master so skilled in developing and utilizing this devil fruit? ]

[These four fruits are indeed very compatible.]

[This live broadcast script is pretty good. It took a lot of time to invite extras, right?]

Ah, yes, yes, it’s the script.

[The woman who was rescued was a little ungrateful.]

[He actually scolded Chihe for being born, saying that saving him was in vain.]

[That is, the UP host did not know in advance that the other party was a gambler. ]

Even a murderer can be saved.

[A murderer is still being saved? A saintly act?]

Just when the discussion in the barrage was in full swing.

A head suddenly popped out from the blank live broadcast room.

"Wow cool wow cool~!"

Bai Zizhou's head, wearing a Xubai mask, landed steadily on the workbench and made Anya's voice.

After gradually becoming familiar with the combined use of the abilities of various fruits in his body, Bai Zizhou only took five minutes to fly from the Bund back to his community, two minutes less than before.

By turning into smoke and pushing back to continuously accelerate, and then using the zero friction of the slippery fruit, Bai Zizhou can theoretically approach the speed of light.

But Bai Zizhou can't do it now, and he doesn't dare to do so.

It's just going home, there's no need to go so fast!
Looking at the audience data in the live broadcast room, it has reached nearly 100,000 people.

Today’s live broadcast was quite enjoyable.

Bai Zizhou couldn't guarantee whether the audience was happy or not, but he himself was very happy.

What is a man’s dream?
Robots, massive firepower, and flight.

Yesterday's Green Lantern Ring could transform into a Mark II and fly, but its speed was less than 120 meters per second...

Boring!

Today is still exciting!

It was casual, starting at supersonic speed, which was also an experience of Superman's flight.

It’s a pity that this experience is still time-limited.

Excluding the half-hour live broadcast, Bai Zizhou still has about 17 hours left.

"How's it going, brothers? Did you enjoy today's live broadcast?"

【generally.】

[If you don't let me play, then I'll feel bored.]

[I've already arrived at the Bund, and you tell me you're leaving?!]

【UP, UP! Do you want to smoke your mask?】

[It's not even 8 o'clock yet, UP owner, please don't come to our place? ]

Is your home more fun than mine? My home is in Florida!

【Humanoid shining moment! 】

What will be broadcast live tomorrow?

Can you live stream something that's not anime? I don't watch that!

Bai Zizhou was happy.

What about this live broadcast? What he says doesn’t count.

It depends on what Tongzhibao’s customer service sends.

It's just that for the next live broadcast, Tong Zhibao should send me something that can hide my location. Otherwise, every time I go out, I have to compete with cameras and witnesses, which is quite boring.

When he flew back to the community, he saw the police car still parked at the entrance.

There was even more than one, there was also a Wuling van parked on the other side.

Obviously, the country has guessed something.

But then I thought about the police officer's attitude towards me at the Bund...

Bai Zizhou felt that the country might not have figured out how to contact him yet.

Perhaps, they were testing and observing my attitude to determine how to approach me.

Bai Zizhou actually found these very troublesome.

Only when the toys you try out are more amazing and you have more confidence, can you take a more proactive position.

After reassembling his body, Bai Zizhou demonstrated the abilities of other fruits in the house.

For example, if you bite your finger and blow air, you can actually blow yourself into a balloon, float up, and bump into the ceiling.

Then he condensed the smoke into hands and played rock-paper-scissors with the barrage.

But this year's audience is really hard to please.

[This is just the beginning! Turn it up to level 5! Otherwise, people will think I look down on live streaming!]

I'd die if I drove in second gear, and you want me to drive in fifth gear!?
The manual also says that second gear is prohibited!

[In the original novel, Alrita ate the slippery fruit and turned into a beautiful woman. Did the UP host also change? ]

You don’t say it, you really shouldn’t say it, but Bai Zizhou actually looked in the mirror about this issue.

He is no longer handsome, but has become androgynous.

As a result, he was afraid to look in the mirror.

[UP Master, can you lock a piece of your body in a cabinet and see if it can be restored to its original state? ]

Go to hell!

[Master, do you dare to come to Hainan now? I'll bet you a swimming match!]

You wish I were dead!

[Teacher Akazuru, I have a question. If you have the Rubber Fruit, will you no longer have to worry about whether your long-distance relationship with your girlfriend is happy?]

No... I hope that next time I will understand high-energy physics immediately.

Bai Zizhou could only express his disbelief at these demands and questions.

"I feel fortunate that the power of the devil fruit is in my hands."

Bai Zizhou shook his head and said:

"If it fell into the hands of you BYDs, you wouldn't be able to eat beef every day."

【Thank you for the compliment.】

Actually, I don’t eat cilantro.

I don't eat Houttuynia cordata.

I don't eat shit.

[That's a coincidence. I don't eat it either.]

I interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room for another half an hour, and saw that the clock on the desktop had reached nine o'clock in the evening.

Bai Zizhou cleared his throat:

"Okay, guys, that's all for tonight's trial of the four Devil Fruit toys.

I am Mr. Akaguru, and we will see you next time during the live broadcast."

Bai Zizhou decisively turned off the live broadcast and took out his mobile phone.

Still skillfully ignoring the LNE sent by Tsukiumihara Miya, he clicked on Tong Zhibao's avatar.

Teacher Bai: The police came to my neighborhood.

【Tong Zhibao: Oh.】

Teacher Bai: Oh?

Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, don't worry. As our ambassador, you should show your strength!

[Mr. Bai: No, buddy. I don’t want the whole world to know who I am yet. I have a family, not Bruce Wayne.]

Tong Zhibao: Okay... We fully respect the appeals of every ambassador.

[Tong Zhibao: We will provide a solution in the next live broadcast.]

[Tong Zhibao: As for now, you don't have to worry too much. Just wait for the next toy delivery.]

Bai Zizhou was curious:
Teacher Bai: So how are you going to deal with this these next few days?

[Tong Zhibao: Have you considered going to Mars to live stream?]

Teacher Bai: Are you him?

(End of this chapter)