It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 1: Oh shit, box!

"Okay, everyone, today's video ends here. This is my 267th day without ads. I beg all viewers, if you think this video is good, please give me a triple like, woooooo!!!"

Bai Zizhou looked expressionlessly at the white-haired man in leather suit who was giving a "flattering" smile to the camera on the screen, then closed the upper right corner.

Two years have passed since I entered the self-media industry.

Although Bai Zizhou's fans finally broke through 100,000 last week after two years of accumulation, and he also received a small TV medal from Bilibili...

However, it is not as easy to be a self-media or UP host nowadays as before, not to mention that Bai Zizhou’s track is still in the gaming area.

He doesn't have the full-time determination of the top UP hosts, nor the unique skills of the middle and upper-level UP hosts, and he is a man.

Of course, if Bai Zizhou is willing to start a live broadcast or show his face in the video, then with his stunningly handsome appearance, he should be able to attract a wave of male and female fans.

However, Bai Zizhou is quite resistant to this. He usually uses a leather case in his videos, and the case is even of a man.

That would be very ineffective.

Moreover, although Bai Zizhou's current video revenue is low, he has almost no business orders.

People come to him for daily care products or ultra-thin and invisible umbrellas.

Bai Zizhou declined all of these.

This has resulted in Bai Zizhou's monthly income as a UP host declining day by day. Fortunately, his main job is relatively stable. After all, he is a public primary school teacher and teaches physical education.

However, relying on a teacher's salary, it is still quite stressful to pay for both a car loan and a mortgage at the same time, and there is also the worry of parents urging me to get married.

"If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have applied to a normal university..."

Bai Zizhou sighed, leaning back in his ergonomic chair and staring blankly at a certain 100KG interesting character on his desk.

If you can't make much money as a UP host, you might as well change your track. Will writing novels make you more money than being a UP host?

Maybe you can also try Douyin or Xiaohongshu.

If it really doesn’t work, just go to Pinduoduo to sell goods, sell some two-dimensional peripherals, the two-dimensional money is the easiest to make!

Just when Bai Zizhou was still worrying about his side job, the phone on the table vibrated.

Bai Zizhou sat upright.

Could it be that my mom is introducing me to another blind date?!

These blind date candidates are all attracted by my looks!
Isn't there a beautiful girl who has the same hobbies as you, is approachable, young and rich, and is your soul mate?
It was diagnosed as the result of playing with wood too much in the corner. There is no hope for it. Just wait for death.

Bai Zizhou picked up his phone, looked at the message reminder that popped up on the taskbar, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, at least it wasn’t sent by my mom or family members.

Instead, it was a friend request verification sent by a stranger named [Tong Zhibao], with the note asking for business cooperation.

What the hell, could it be Guangzi?

And hearing the name, it feels a bit like making toys...

Tong Zhibao?
Damn, what is your relationship with Hasbro!
It can’t be a copycat!

Then I won’t answer it!
Bai Zizhou originally wanted to refuse directly...

But I still decided to give him a chance.

What if the other party is not selling toys?
He accepted the friend request, and the other party quickly sent him a smiling emoticon.

[Tong Zhibao: Excuse me, is this Mr. Bai Zizhou from Class 3, Grade 2 at Chaoyang Primary School in Zunyi City?]

"???"

Bai Zizhou was stunned.

Oh shit, box!

No, this is fucking illegal, right?
Oh, I have it on WeChat, so it’s okay.

After all, as a teacher, you must use your real name on work WeChat.

[Tongzhibao: Hello, Ms. Bai. I am a customer service representative from Tongzhibao's publicity department. Are you interested in promoting our company's toy products?]

It really is a toy...

[Teacher Bai: With that name... aren't you afraid of Hasbro's legal department?]

[Tongzhibao: Please rest assured that Hasbro is no match for us.] [Tongzhibao: Our toys are much more powerful than Hasbro's.]

Gather strength?

What is the accumulation of strength?
Bai Zizhou was stunned. How could a toy accumulate power?

Teacher Bai: I am a principled person. If a product is suspected of false advertising or has quality issues, I will not cooperate. I am responsible to the viewers and fans who watch my videos.

Tongzhibao: Please rest assured that our toys will never contain any false advertising or word games. What you see is what you get, and the quality strictly meets the certification standards of the entire universe.

Teacher Bai: You're already exaggerating, okay? The entire universe?

【Tong Zhibao: Is there any problem? 】

Teacher Bai: That's a big problem, okay? What's the matter? Are your toys popular throughout the universe? Can you even contact aliens?

【Tong Zhibao: Is there any problem? 】

Teacher Bai: ???

【Tong Zhibao: Is there any problem? 】

【Teacher Bai: You are a tape recorder! 】

Teacher Bai: Okay, okay, even if we take a million steps back, what you said is true! Then why did you choose me when you were so eager to collect toys? Shouldn't you go after those fans who have millions of fans?

【Tong Zhibao: That’s right. Goodbye then.】

Bai Zizhou: ???

Ok?
Why is there a red exclamation mark when I send a message?
Then, Bai Zizhou looked up at the prompt that popped up in the chat box: "The other party is not your friend yet" and looked up at the sky.

Damn...this kind of person...is crazy!!!
Bai Zizhou rolled his eyes and threw his phone on the table, then stood up and walked towards the living room.

He opened the refrigerator, took out a can of sugar-free iced milk, opened it with a "pop", and returned to the study.

The phone on the table vibrated again.

He walked up to take a look and then burst out laughing.

【The stranger Tong Zhibao applied to add a friend. 】

"climb."

Bai Zizhou rejected the application without hesitation.

But within a few seconds, the other party sent another application.

Bai Zizhou was just about to click to no longer accept the other party's application when he suddenly saw the other party's note.

【Teacher Bai, starting from 10. 】

Bai Zizhou clicked "Agree" without hesitation.

Don't get me wrong, Bai Zizhou just wanted to hear what tricks the other party would come up with this time.

Tong Zhibao: Sorry, Mr. Bai, we contacted other anchors and UP hosts, but they all rejected us.

Teacher Bai: Any normal person would refuse, okay? Look at what you're saying, do you think you're telling the truth?

Tong Zhibao: How about this, Mr. Bai? We'll send you our toys for your reference and trial play, and then you can decide whether or not to cooperate with us. Is that okay with you?

Teacher Bai: It’s not impossible…

Tong Zhibao: That's great, Teacher Bai. Please sign for the package.

As this sentence appeared on the mobile phone screen, Bai Zizhou heard a strange noise coming from the living room.

He frowned, took his cell phone and walked out of the study to the living room, where he found a long box on the carpet.

The phone vibrated.

[Tong Zhibao: Teacher Bai, it has been delivered. Please check it.]

Bai Zizhou rubbed his eyes vigorously.

WTF? ? ?

(End of this chapter)