Rebirth Must Be Happy

Chapter 89 [089] Perverted Brother

"How much is this per pound?"

Twenty minutes later, at the vegetable market near her home, Song Zhiyu, carrying her schoolbag, asked the prices at each vegetable stall one by one. After getting the answers, she turned back to Xu Jinhuan, who was pushing his bicycle, and asked, "How about buying from this stall?"

"Buy it."

The prices are the same anyway, and Xu Jinhuan is not picky. He actually prefers to buy vegetables in the supermarket, not because the quality is good, but because everyone pays the same price, and he won't be ripped off just because he looks young.

But Song Zhiyu had obviously never been there or seen it before, and was still at a stage where she focused on experiencing it, so there was no need to dampen her interest. She could just treat it as a trip to an amusement park.

Free food delivery too.

"Celery, potatoes, eggplant..."

Song Zhiyu quickly bought a few vegetables and began to think, "Aunt said all the good meats are sold out now, so she'll get some from the supermarket...what else is missing?"

She turned around and asked Xu Jinhuan, blinked, and said, "And beans..."

"Buy it."

Soon, both sides of the bicycle were hung with plastic bags. Xu Jinhuan continued to ride the bicycle to take Song Zhiyu home. When he got home, he habitually wanted to go back to his room, but was immediately stopped by Song Zhiyu.

"Don't leave!"

Song Zhiyu glared at him fiercely, "You've been slacking off all day. Didn't you pick and process the vegetables first? Wouldn't that make it easier for Auntie to cook when she comes home?"

"Then you do it."

It’s not that Xu Jinhuan is unfilial, but his filial piety is limited. He really doesn’t like to do this kind of thing.

"No, I can't!"

Song Zhiyu said confidently, her tone a bit arrogant, but also a bit like a spoiled child, "Teach me, help me..."

"Ok."

Xu Jinhuan sighed, "Since your voice is quite sweet, I'll give you some face... I'm going to go wash my face first."

"Do you like me like this?"

Song Zhiyu's eyes lit up, and she ran to the bathroom door, calling out in a sweet and delicate voice, "I have something I want to ask you for help with, okay, brother~"

The last syllable of her "brother" was so sweet that it made people feel itchy. Even though Xu Jinhuan had been used to this kind of thing in his previous life, he still found it a bit unbearable.

But he certainly wouldn't expose his weakness so easily. He turned around, spat out the water flowing into his mouth, and uttered one word: "Get out!"

"you……"

Song Zhiyu widened her eyes and saw that he turned back to wash his face, so she ran into the bathroom quietly and slapped Xu Jinhuan on the butt hard. There was a crisp and unusually loud "pop" sound.

"Sorry! Hahahaha..."

Song Zhiyu didn't expect that she could shout so hard and so loudly, which scared her. She covered her mouth and ran away without waiting for him to look back, leaving behind a string of silver bell-like laughter in the living room.

"..."

Xu Jinhuan took a deep breath and began to miss Song Zhiyu, with whom he had a bad relationship before.

At least it won't be so annoying.

"Bah!"

Outside, Song Zhiyu's laughter hadn't stopped yet, but for some reason, it turned into the sound of spitting. Xu Jinhuan said unhappily, "Are you sick?"

"You're the one who's sick! Pah...?"

Song Zhiyu's voice sounded a little embarrassed and annoyed. She had just spanked Xu Jinhuan on the butt and subconsciously covered her mouth. Only after she ran away did she realize that she had used the same hand.

Even though she was wearing pants, she still felt strange, as if her hands and mouth were defiled...

Even when breathing, the air seemed to be filled with a smell called "Xu Jinhuan's butt".

"There's a hole in your head."

Xu Jinhuan couldn't figure it out, so he didn't bother to pay attention to her. After washing his face, he went to the bathroom. When he came out, he saw Song Zhiyu standing not far away, staring at him. So he hooked his finger at her and said, "Come here and stick your butt up..."

"Pooh!"

Song Zhiyu blushed, "Shameless! I'll tell my aunt later..."

Of course, Xu Jinhuan didn't dare to spank her. If he really told his parents about it, he might be held responsible. He said unhappily, "Don't you have to prepare the food?"

Song Zhiyu blushed and said, "I'll wash my face first!"

"Can't we wash in the kitchen?"

"There's no facial cleanser in the kitchen..."

Song Zhiyu rolled her eyes at him, as if she was afraid of his revenge. She looked at him warily, walked sideways into the bathroom, and quickly closed the door.

"What's wrong?"

Xu Jinhuan felt that she was more and more weird, so he went to the kitchen to tidy up the vegetables. Song Zhiyu came in after a while, and seeing that he was tidying up, she puffed out her cheeks and came over to help.

Xu Jinhuan asked: "What does my mom say we do at night?"

Song Zhiyu said, "One serving of braised pork with potatoes, one serving of braised eggplant, and stir-fried cowpeas." "Then you peel the potatoes, and I'll cut the eggplant and marinate it with salt first."

“How to pickle it?”

Song Zhiyu was completely clueless about cooking, so she asked him bewilderedly, "Is it like pickled duck eggs?"

"No, I use salt to force out the moisture from the eggplant. That way the eggplant tastes better when grilled."

"oh oh."

Song Zhiyu nodded, washed the potatoes first, and then carefully peeled them with a peeler. Seeing Xu Jinhuan skillfully cut the eggplant into dice, she exclaimed in amazement, "You can actually cook? That's amazing!"

Xu Jinhuan said: "I'm just lazy, not stupid."

"Then you don't even know how to help your aunt cook..."

Song Zhiyu said disdainfully, "It must be to deceive the little girl."

Xu Jinhuan praised: "How clever!"

This is indeed true. After graduating from college, he started working while Chen Xingzhu continued her postgraduate studies. He learned to cook in order to invite Chen Xingzhu to his rented place for dinner.

"Shameless!"

Song Zhiyu became more and more annoyed with him, and could even scrape off a layer of potatoes with a peeler.

Xu Jinhuan glanced at it and almost laughed out loud: "Be gentle, are you lingchiming potatoes?"

"Lingchi you!"

Xu Jinhuan cut up the eggplant and marinated it. Song Zhiyu was still peeling potatoes. Since it was cheap, Xu Jinhuan ignored her and picked the beans, cut them up and put them on the plate. Then he said, "Just peel the potatoes and put them aside."

"Lazy pig!"

Song Zhiyu muttered to herself, peeled the potatoes in the kitchen, washed her hands carefully, cleaned up, and then left the kitchen with satisfaction.

Xu Jinhuan's door was open. She leaned over to take a look and saw Xu Jinhuan typing on the computer on the table. She asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Without even turning his head, Xu Jinhuan said, "Play games."

"That bird, right?"

Song Zhiyu rolled her eyes and ignored him. She went to the balcony to collect her clothes first, carefully wrapped her underwear inside her outer clothes, and then took it back to the room.

Passing by Xu Jinhuan's door, she took a quick glance and saw that Xu Jinhuan was still typing on the keyboard. She subconsciously pouted, not knowing what she meant, and went back to her room.

After putting her own clothes away, she put Song Xiaohui and Xu Haiguang's clothes on the bed in their room. She was putting away Xu Jinhuan's clothes when she heard the door open. Xu Haiguang and Song Xiaohui came back together.

The two of them worked not far from each other and often went to and from get off work together. When they walked in, they saw Song Zhiyu coming in from the balcony holding Xu Jinhuan's clothes. Song Xiaohui smiled in surprise and delight and said, "Are you helping to put away the clothes?"

"I have nothing to do anyway."

Song Zhiyu tried her best to act calm and generous. "By the way, help him get it...Auntie, I've prepared the dishes, go and take a look."

"So powerful?"

Song Xiaohui was a little surprised, "I'll go take a look."

"OK!"

Song Zhiyu was a little proud and a little embarrassed. She carried Xu Jinhuan's clothes to his room, threw them on the bed, and said disdainfully, "Your clothes... you don't even know how to put them away. You're so lazy!"

"Thanks, you are very kind!"

Xu Jinhuan thanked her casually and was busy for a while. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of her standing next to him, watching him type on the keyboard. He asked curiously, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

"fine!"

Song Zhiyu raised his chin and walked away proudly and confidently.

'what's the situation? ’

Xu Jinhuan thought she was weird and a little baffling, but he didn't care and continued to work on the bird rankings, preparing to finish it during the holidays.

'Is it my period?'

Xu Jinhuan thought for a moment, picked up his phone, and sent a message to Song Zhiyu, reminding her: "Remember to throw the sanitary napkin in the trash can, not in the toilet. It will be difficult to clear the blockage."

"???"

Song Zhiyu quickly replied, "Are you sick? Pervert!"

Xu Jinhuan: "A friendly reminder."

Song Zhiyu: "Pervert."

In the living room, Song Zhiyu leaned on the sofa holding her phone, looking at the message he sent. Her pure and sweet face turned slightly red. Then, she bit her lip as if she thought of something, and clicked on his avatar.

Soon, she found the note column, deleted the original note name "Xu Jinhuan", and typed in a new note:
Perverted Brother

After confirming it, she looked at the name and hesitated for a moment, then deleted the word "brother" at the end and only kept the key words at the beginning.

Returning to the chat box, she looked at the new note name and finally felt comfortable with it.

Very appropriate!
(End of this chapter)