Team Spirit

Chapter 32: Win the Press Conference Again (Please Read)
Overhead kick, penalty kick, banana shot... None of Lu Kai's three goals were simple. They were all classic goals that could be celebrated for a year or even a lifetime.

"Congratulations to Lu Kai! He scored over 20 goals in his first season as a professional footballer after leaving the youth team!"

"This season, he's scored 20 goals and provided 17 assists for Dartford across all competitions! He's like a super-powerful engine, propelling Dartford from bottom of the table to a meteoric rise!"

"Kent Senior Cup Final, Dartford is coming!"

The camera locked on Lu Kai and kept replaying his three goals.

"Lu Kai asked me to help compile a compilation of free kicks from the top four tiers of the English Professional League," Alfred said to Eastwood, who had been substituted, with a smile. "He discovered an important pattern."

"That is, the players next to the tallest players in the wall are often the shortest jumpers."

"That's a bit counterintuitive, because if you're shorter than the person next to you, you have to jump higher to catch up. So why wouldn't you want to jump higher?"

"That's because no one will hit the tallest player's spot, but they do hit the shorter spots. And tall players attract attention, so the players around them will be nervous and not want to jump high."

Of course, not all players can accurately choose a player to kick over the head, which in itself is a good performance of free kick level.

After taking the lead, Dartford players were also encouraged.

They tried their best to maintain the leading advantage that Lu Kai brought to the team.

Both sides continued to commit fouls and the game became fragmented.

But no one had any objections, which is also wonderful.

In the first minute of stoppage time, Duff made a tough attack and collided head-on with the opponent's tall center forward.

Although he is a little shorter, his fat body serves as the best buffer layer, allowing him to stabilize his body before the other party.

Duff stretched his foot to complete the steal and passed the ball to the left side. The left-back passed the ball to Lu Kai who requested it.

boom!
Lu Kai launched the [Low Altitude Long Pass] again.

Thomas Madeira was a distant third.

"One-on-one, this is a super one-on-one, the Dartford right-wing player is too fast!"

"Goalkeeper Mersha went out early and he lost his composure."

"He dribbled the ball past the goalkeeper at breakneck speed...GOAL!!!"

"Four to two! Dartford extends their lead!"

"The game is no longer suspenseful..."

"Okay, the referee has blown the whistle to end the game. Let's congratulate Dartford. This Arsenal Green team will really appear at Arsenal's home stadium, Highbury, next time!"

"Let's meet at the next game!"

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The Times: "Arsenal's outcast returns to Highbury! Hat-trick wins the Kent Senior Cup!"

Sky Sports: "A toy gun is still a gun. Ninth-tier Arsenal advances to the final!"

BBC: "An alternative dream come true! Arsenal are out of the cup, but will Arsenal Green help them win the title?"

Football News: "Lu Kai's hat trick defeated the Eight-Nation Alliance and led the team to the championship!"

As soon as the game ended, relevant news was released immediately.

More than ten media outlets announced they would broadcast the Kent Senior Cup final, and the audience forecast for the final rose from 3,000 to 5,000.

After the game, Lu Kai also accepted media interviews as the best player of the game.

It's not because he rarely wins the Man of the Match award, but because there are no media interviews during their usual games.

Emily squeezed into the interview area: "Lu Kai, congratulations on completing your hat trick. Is this your first time?"

Lu Kai smiled and said, "Yes, it was my first time. I was very nervous and bold. It was a little painful, but the result was good."

Emily was very satisfied. This was exactly the kind of content that The Sun wanted.

Reporter: "Lu Kai, you have advanced to the final and will play at Highbury. Does this have any special meaning to you?"

Lu Kai nodded: "Yes, playing at Highbury is the dream of every Arsenal youth player."

Reporter: "So you still want to return to the Arsenal youth team?"

Lu Kai shook his head: "No, I mean Arsenal's youth training team is very poor. The best place for Arsenal's youth training is the first team."

Reporter: "Are you mocking Wenger's ability to develop young players, which has led to a large number of young players in the first team?"

Lu Kai: "No, what I am mocking is that once Arsenal builds a stadium, it will lead to financial difficulties for the team, forcing them to sell their star players and only use young players."

Reporter: "It can be seen that you have a lot of resentment towards Arsenal. Do you hope that your opponent in the final will be Arsenal?"

Lu Kai: "No, Arsenal is not eligible to participate in the Kent Senior Cup."

The reporter laughed: "But the fact is that Dartford is not eligible to participate in the games that Arsenal can participate in. They don't even bother to participate in the Kent Senior Cup."

Lu Kai nodded. "Yes, so they won the Kent Senior Cup 110 years ago because they were bored!"

The reporter gradually frowned. "Are you comparing yourself to Arsenal 110 years ago? So you admit that Dartford is 110 years behind Arsenal?"

Lu Kai shrugged. "Yes, we're certainly not as good as Arsenal right now. But we'll use the shortest possible time to complete the journey that took Arsenal 110 years to complete."

The reporter said disdainfully: "You mean Dartford wants to be promoted? This is a good joke. I'm afraid that by the time I die, you still haven't been promoted to the professional league, let alone the Premier League."

Lu Kai raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's such a pity. You look so young, but you will die in a few years."

???

Seeing that the reporter was getting angry, other reporters interrupted their communication. The reporter just now was more inclined towards Arsenal, so he was somewhat hostile to Lu Kai.

For these reporters who consider themselves to be members of Arsenal, Lu Kai's use of Arsenal's traffic is like asking for their lives.

But doesn’t their reporting count as gaining traffic?
When Arsenal is strong, they are Arsenal fans; when Chelsea rises, they are Chelsea die-hards; when Manchester City dominates, they are Manchester City's 20-year-old fans.

The reporter was from the Manchester Evening News, who was happy to see Arsenal suffer a setback: "Lu Kai, if both Manchester United and Arsenal offered you an offer, which team would you join?"

Lu Kai: "Real Madrid."

Manchester Evening News reporter died.

Because according to reliable sources, in the selection of the greatest football club of the 20th century organized by FIFA, Real Madrid beat Manchester United to win the top spot with a large number of votes.

Fans who watched this interview couldn't help but sigh that the green gun is good, but it shoots randomly!
Seeing Lu Kai calmly dealing with reporters from all walks of life, Alfred showed a relieved expression.

The best survival wisdom for ambitious weak people is not to become a vassal of the strong.

(End of this chapter)