Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Yang Yunsheng said with a smile, "What, you don't think so!"

Yan Hexiang replied, "If you want me to learn how to be a dead fish in the water, then do I also have to learn how to smoke, drink, and get a perm?"

At first, the audience didn't understand, but they quickly realized who this was alluding to and who it was subtly implying!

Surely no one has any substance, otherwise, when Yunxuan talked about the people from Deyun Society, they would have been scolded to death.

After all, audiences don't always say that the crosstalk performers from Tingyunxuan, especially Cao Yunjin, can't perform good crosstalk after leaving the company!
In fact, that's not the case at all.

Cao Yunjin's crosstalk is among the best, both among the younger and middle-aged generations.

So don't think Cao Yunjin's crosstalk is bad; you should think about whether you listened carefully!
At this moment, Yang Yunsheng deliberately showed a puzzled expression.

He said to Yan Hexiang, "Teacher Yan, I don't quite understand now! How come this stubborn fish has learned to smoke, drink, and get perms?"

At this moment, Yan Hexiang simply decided to give up entirely.

"Aren't you the one subtly criticizing someone?"

"When did I ever imply anything?" Yang Yunsheng asked, looking exasperated.

He quickly figured it out completely.

Yang Yunsheng said, "You mean that guy next door, the king of crosstalk, right?"

Yan Hexiang smiled and hummed in agreement.

Yang Yunsheng hurriedly said, "I am a fish that died in the water!"

Yan Hexiang chimed in, "We're all going to die anyway, so it makes no difference!"

Yang Yunsheng thought to himself, Yan Hexiang really has a problem with that side!

It seems that when he went to say hello, Teacher Yu was also at the door.

If that's really the case, then he brought it on himself.

"Enough with the talk, I just want to ask you, can you learn this?"

As Yang Yunsheng said this, a hint of smugness appeared on his face.

Yan Hexiang waved his hand and said, "This is something I really can't learn!"

Yang Yunsheng was displeased upon hearing this.

"Well, you can't say that either. So, just imitate something that jumps out of a grasshopper, like a grasshopper. Can you imitate a grasshopper?"

Yan Hexiang nodded and said, "I can learn that. I'll teach you one right now!"

After saying that, Yan Hexiang imitated a grasshopper in front of Yang Yunsheng and the audience.

Yang Yunsheng frowned when he saw Yan Hexiang imitating a grasshopper.

"Teacher Yan, are you learning about grasshoppers or leeches?!"

The audience began to applaud; Yan Hexiang's imitation was indeed very convincing, like a leech.

There are no grasshoppers, it's like this.

Even Master Jing wouldn't recognize it, it's a grasshopper!
Logically speaking, this shouldn't be the case!
Grasshoppers are just crickets!
Yan Hexiang got angry when he heard this.

"Leech? Oh, you mean that American blockbuster, the Leech Man?"

Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter that filled the entire theater and lasted for a long time.

There's no such thing as a leech hero in American blockbusters!
I've heard of Spider-Man, and I've heard of Iron Man.

Did this leech hero get bitten by a leech?

Yang Yunsheng quickly stopped Yan Hexiang, saying, "Teacher Yan, there's no Leech Man, just pure Leech Man!"

Yan Hexiang blinked: "No, what you just meant was that leeches don't have heroes!"

At this moment, Yan Hexiang also realized that Yang Yunsheng was actually making fun of him!

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder and said, "Teacher Yan, don't worry. If you let a leech suck on you, you might have a chance to mutate your genes."

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice and nodded. "I understand, you're just saying the rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation!"

Yang Yunsheng knew that Yan Hexiang understood, so he nodded.

"It's roughly the same idea!"

The audience members thought about it and realized that it made sense.

Because it's close to watching Iron Man and Batman, is this the case?

Because their family is wealthy, they can create anything.

The poor, the poor can only be bitten by spiders, or even stung by ants, and eventually they become superpowers.

In short, there's no such thing as fairness; it's just a joke!

Thinking of this, the people in the theater suddenly felt uncomfortable.

If they could, they would also like to be rich.

But who exactly is this rich person?
Yang Yunsheng had no idea that the audience had come up with so many ideas all at once!
He couldn't possibly tell the audience that he had made all the money himself!

If that's really the case, we need to really crack down on them!
Yang Yunsheng said, "Big brother and sister, smile more and don't think so much. After all, Teacher Yan can also help you mutate. If you don't believe me, let them bite you!"

Upon hearing this, the audience reacted with a start, clearly showing their disgust.

Actually, there might actually be such an opportunity.

Even if it's only one in ten million, it's worth trying, right?

Although the atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment, it was nothing serious!

On stage, Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang.

"Teacher Yan, performing crosstalk with you was the worst decision I ever made. You have really disappointed me!"

Yan Hexiang frowned and asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Teacher Yan, as my partner, I don't expect you to be both literate and skilled in martial arts! At least you should tell me what you can do! You can't learn anything. I asked you to learn how to be a grasshopper, and you couldn't even do that. Instead, you turned out to be a leech. You've really disappointed me."

Yan Hexiang was momentarily speechless!

"No, it's this one. Oh, you know, I'm the supporting comedian. Although I can also sing, mimic, and act, I'm not as skilled as you lead comedians!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head regretfully: "What should we do?"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment before saying, "Why don't you find a different partner?"

When the words "change partners" came out, Yang Yunsheng was stunned.

The audience was stunned, and even Cao Yunjin and her team were taken aback.

Could Yan Hexiang be speaking from the heart at this moment?

At this moment, Yang Yunsheng also felt that Yan Hexiang was speaking from the heart.

Then there's his true feeling: he actually feels a little sorry for Yan Hexiang.

But regardless, the performance must continue.

At worst, we can give Yan Hexiang more resources in the future.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, please don't be angry. Really, I told you four times, and you couldn't learn any of them!"

Yan Hexiang began to defend himself, stating clearly: "But I can do the last two sentences, whether it's a deaf person interrupting or a mute person using hand gestures!"

Yang Yunsheng looked incredulous: "You say you know it all? Then how about we do a deaf person's interruption?"

Yan Hexiang replied matter-of-factly, "Sure, let's have a deaf person interrupt!"

Yang Yunsheng changed the subject, saying, "When it comes to interrupting someone who's deaf, you're definitely not as good as me!"

Yan Hexiang was taken aback and quickly waved his hand.

"No, it's not my business if a deaf person interrupts, why are you getting involved again?" (End of Chapter)