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Chapter 126: Outrageous Damn, Open the Door to Outrageous (Fifth Update)
The Chinese New Year now doesn’t have the same flavor as when I was a child.

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve grown up or the New Year atmosphere has faded.

Yang Yunsheng remembers that when he was a child, the Chinese New Year was very lively and there were many people in the village.

There are still people in the village now, but those who moved to the town have gone to the town, and those who moved to the city have gone to the city, so suddenly there are a lot fewer people.

In the past, during the Chinese New Year, we would also visit temple fairs.

Now all of these are gone.

However, the gathering on the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month was quite lively.

Because the town governs many townships, many people will come to the town to purchase on this day.

Yang Yunsheng's family's restaurant is only open until two o'clock in the afternoon, because after two o'clock, most people will leave.

The purchasing task was naturally given to Yang Yunsheng.

Queen Mother Qin and Yang Yunlan work together on the restaurant, and it is the same every year.

What’s a little better this year is that Yang Yunsheng has a car. Although it’s a second-hand Buick, it’s no problem to buy New Year’s goods!

That means cars cannot drive into the town and can only park here at the end of the town.

It's simple, the town is full of people today, and it's crowded.

Just like in previous years, Yang Yunsheng bought fruits first.

A box of oranges, a box of green dates, a box of pears, and a box of apples.

My family doesn’t like apples very much, but we still have to have them.

As for vegetables, I just bought some.

Tomorrow, Queen Mother Qin will ride her other tricycle early in the morning to buy some more.

Especially fish, Yang Yunsheng likes to eat fish, and there must be fish on the table every year, which is called "abundance every year"!

On the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, buy New Year’s goods.

On the 30th day of the twelfth lunar month, people kill chickens, fish and stew pork.

Yang Yunsheng was busy, Queen Dowager Qin was also busy, but Yang Yunlan was the only one who had a lot of free time.

She was lying on the sofa, wearing her colorful socks, with her feet crossed on the coffee table, biting green dates and browsing her cell phone.

Yang Yunsheng really wanted to take a picture of her and upload it to their school’s forum.

Because Deng Shuangshuang told Yang Yunsheng that Yang Yunlan was a goddess in the eyes of many people at Teikyo Institute of Technology.

goddess?

Haha, the woman is pretty crazy.

Who has ever seen a goddess like this, imitating Qiu Qianchi spitting out date pits?

You know what, Yang Yunlan’s speech is quite accurate.

She could spit each date pit accurately into the trash bag two meters away from her.

You know, this is an arc!

Is this what a top student is?
She made precise calculations and then adjusted the strength with which she spit out the date pits?

If this is true, Yang Yunsheng still admires him.

In fact, Yang Yunsheng was overthinking it.

The reason why Yang Yunlan was able to hit the target perfectly was because of luck.

Yes, pure luck.

After Yang Yunsheng killed the chicken and fish, he shouted outside the door, "Yang Erwa, bring me two basins!"

Yang Yunlan turned a deaf ear, and it was Queen Mother Qin who took out the two basins.

Seeing this, Yang Yunsheng said helplessly, "Just spoil her! She's the type who will tear down the house if she's not punished for three days."

Now Yang Yunlan heard it and sat up suddenly.

She squatted on her knees on the sofa and looked out the door.

"Yang Yunsheng, did you say something bad about me?"

"I'm your brother?"

When Yang Yunsheng heard Yang Yunlan calling his name, he gritted his teeth.

Yang Yunlan was stunned. She wondered what she had just heard.

I'm Brother Ni? All Brother Ni deserves death!
Fuck racial discrimination! Whoever dares to discriminate against race will be the first one I will kill!

Right?
Yang Yunlan lay back down again. This time, she stopped eating green dates and ate apples instead while browsing her phone.

Although she doesn't like apples very much, she knows that apples are very nutritious. Most importantly, apples can be eaten for a longer time without spitting out the core.

This way you can lie down for a while longer, and you don’t have to worry about spitting the core out of the trash bag and having to pick it up.

This is so troublesome!

Yang Yunsheng had no idea of ​​Yang Yunlan's cunning intentions. After he finished all these, he was also responsible for cooking.

This year my uncle sent me a fat rabbit.

Yang Yunsheng planned to use this rabbit to make a pepper and sesame rabbit, which was his specialty.

It's just been a year or two since I stopped doing it.

When Yang Yunsheng killed the rabbit, this time he really needed help to catch the rabbit's ears.

Yang Yunlan, on the other hand, took the initiative to come over and help.

After she grabbed the rabbit's ears, she raised her head and looked at Yang Yunsheng.

Her eyes, unlike Yang Yunsheng's bloodshot eyes, were very clear in black and white, and very innocent.

It seems that even if I usually watch Tik Tok, I don’t stay up late.

Yes, she goes to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening, but wakes up after 10 o'clock in the morning. There's something weird about her.

Yang Yunlan looked at the rabbit and then at Yang Yunsheng.

She wiped the corner of her mouth and questioned, "Why did you kill the rabbit? Rabbits are so delicious?"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yang Yunlan in disbelief and stabbed the rabbit in the neck.

He was certain that his sister really had mental problems.

What's her logic?
Why do we have to kill rabbits? Rabbits are so delicious.

If I don't kill it, can you eat it?

It seems that when you wiped the corner of your mouth just now, you were wiping away saliva!
This is fucking outrageous. Open the door to outrageousness. This is outrageous to the extreme!
Yang Yunsheng waited until the rabbit died, then drove Yang Yunlan away.

Yang Yunlan did not leave. She folded her hands, stepped on her feet, and watched how Yang Yunsheng killed the rabbit.

She never looked at it before, but this year not only did she help, she also dared to see how the rabbit died!
What? The rabbit must die?
Is there a movie with this name?

As for the trick to killing rabbits, many people say to skin them, but Yang Yunsheng doesn’t do that.

His method is exactly the same as killing a chicken.

First, they cut the rabbit's neck, and then after it dies, they start plucking its hair.

Rabbit feathers and chicken feathers are completely different.

They are so thin and dense that it is a waste of time to pull them out.

Fortunately, it’s New Year’s Eve, so there’s plenty of time. So let it be a waste of time plucking the hair!
Yang Yunlan took the initiative to bring boiling water and asked Yang Yunsheng to soak the rabbit in the water.

After soaking for a while, she actually squatted down and plucked the rabbit's hair.

When it comes to plucking hair, two people will definitely be much faster than one person.

Even so, it took almost forty minutes.

You know, if you don't pull it out carefully, it will taste like Cao Kefan eating Xiaopang's shit-smelling nine-turn large intestine. You must be extra careful.

By the time all this was done, it was almost twelve o'clock.

Yang Yunsheng shouted, "Let's go to the grave!"

Every year during the Spring Festival, Queen Mother Qin would go to the grave with him.

The other women in the village would definitely not go on this day.

But there was no way. Yang Yunsheng and Yang Yunlan lost their father twelve years ago, and she also lost her husband.

Even though twelve years have passed, the love in their era was completely different from the fast-food love of today.

Once we choose each other, it will be for a lifetime.

Unfortunately, some people got off the bus halfway.

But he will always remain in the heart of everyone who loves him.

(End of this chapter)