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Chapter 116 My talent depends on how many people are in Teacher Yan's family (Fifth Update)

Yang Yunsheng was really helpless and could only hold back his smile and pat Yan Hexiang.

"Okay, can you tell us some crosstalk?"

Yan Hexiang agreed: "Okay, then let's perform crosstalk for the audience!"

When Yan Hexiang finished speaking, Yang Yunsheng sighed inexplicably.

"Ugh!"

Seeing this, Yan Hexiang couldn't help but pat Yang Yunsheng lightly and asked him questions.

"What's going on? Did something happen to someone at home?"

Yang Yunsheng was stunned, and so were the audience.

Does anyone talk like this?
If it weren't for the crosstalk stage, these two would have fought.

Yang Yunsheng wasn't angry, but instead addressed the audience, "Don't be surprised. On our crosstalk stage, there aren't any rules. Teacher Yan was simply asking if something had happened to someone in my family. Like I usually say, 'Teacher Yan's family is extinct, eight generations of ancestors gone.' Did you see him get angry?"

What the audience wants to say is that Yan Hexiang was not angry, his face was just a little red and warm.

As we all know, only giant babies are red and warm.

Yan Hexiang is indeed tall and strong, so it is not wrong to classify him as a giant baby.

But if it is really included, it would be an insult.

Yan Hexiang said dissatisfiedly: "Hurry up and say what you want to say!"

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and said with difficulty: "Actually, I have been performing crosstalk for ten years and have been on this stage for six or seven years. Suddenly, I realized something big: I have run out of ideas and can no longer create good crosstalk to give back to the audience."

When Yang Yunsheng said this, the audience was stunned.

What’s going on? Is Yang Yunsheng planning to quit the entertainment industry?

The people listening to Yunxuan backstage were also dumbfounded.

Yang Yunsheng, are you not going to perform crosstalk anymore?
He just became famous and he stopped telling crosstalk. What does he want to do?

Only Cao Yunjin knew that Yang Yunsheng had started talking nonsense on the stage again.

This is the unique sense of immersion that crosstalk has.

Yan Hexiang's eyes widened as he asked in disbelief, "Are you out of ideas? What's going on? Are you not going to perform crosstalk anymore?"

In fact, people who have run out of ideas usually choose to hide their ideas and not speak them out easily.

Yang Yunsheng was good here. He was afraid that others didn't know, so he told everyone directly in front of so many people.

The audience carefully looked at the expression on Yang Yunsheng's face, trying to catch from his face whether he was joking.

But Yang Yunsheng's face was full of seriousness, as if he was not joking.

Seeing the audience and Yan Hexiang looking at him, Yang Yunsheng said, "I've definitely run out of ideas. That's why I haven't performed crosstalk with Teacher Yan for a while. I'm afraid you'll notice. And the crosstalk repertoire I've accumulated is dwindling, and I'm almost done with it."

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment: "Then what are you going to do?"

Yang Yunsheng is rarely serious and extremely sincere.

"Teacher Yan, do you think there are any living people in your family?"

Yan Hexiang was stunned for a moment, then chuckled twice, even with some indignation.

"You deserve it that you can't write a joke, you deserve to be out of ideas, what do you mean by 'Is there anyone alive in my family?'" Many people didn't understand this joke, but those who did found it very funny.

Because just now, Yang Yunsheng said that when he usually performed crosstalk, he said that everyone in Yan Hexiang's family was dead.

So this question seems very funny.

Yang Yunsheng also knew that he had said the wrong thing and showed a trace of guilt.

"Teacher Yan, I'm sorry. It's wrong for me to talk about your family on stage. I don't know your family situation. I have an unshirkable responsibility on this point!"

Yan Hexiang pointed at the steps next to the stage and shouted at Yang Yunsheng, "Get off! I don't want to work with you anymore."

The audience couldn't help but laugh, they also understood that these two people were playing tricks!
Yang Yunsheng ignored Yan Hexiang's anger and calmly said to the audience, "Everyone should know that for me, my talent depends on the number of people in Teacher Yan's family. Now that Teacher Yan's family is empty, I'm at the end of my rope!"

The audience couldn't hold it any longer. His talent depends on the number of people in Yan Hexiang's family.

How could you come up with such a thing?
Yan Hexiang said disdainfully: "Why, are you so incompetent? I'm wondering why you make fun of me every day. If you have the guts, why don't you make fun of Cao Yunjin, your master, or the people next door?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled faintly and asked curiously, "Teacher Yan mentioned the group next door. I wonder which group they are?"

The audience understood immediately and started laughing. They are the kind of people who enjoy watching the fun.

The group of people next door are naturally the ones who are at odds with Ting Yunxuan.

There was a big man wearing glasses and a black down jacket. He was estimated to be about 180 pounds, with fat on his face, and he started to shout.

"Deyunshe!"

Yang Yunsheng was actually not very happy in his heart, because this was a joke to himself.

Everyone knows it’s Deyun Society, but if you say it so blatantly, it will seem boring.

It’s just like what your parents often remind you: say “no” instead of “bully”, and be civilized to everyone. It’s the same principle.

But Yang Yunsheng would not be angry with the audience, because they are his bread and butter, and besides, crosstalk performers are also in the service industry.

Sometimes when you encounter such an audience, you have to hold back.

When Yan Hexiang saw Yang Yunsheng asking him, the audience also asked who that group was, but he simply chose to turn a deaf ear.

He said, "Don't worry about who that group is. Why don't you talk about your master?"

Yang Yunsheng gave a wry smile and replied, "Teacher Yan, it's not that I don't want to talk about my master's family, it's just that there's no reason! You know my master, although he's not as kind as yours, he's also a tough guy. As a disciple, even if I have no rules, I won't make fun of my own master!"

Yan Hexiang said, "Then you say Cao Yunjin, there's nothing wrong with Cao Yunjin, right? You two have been friends for ten years, so he definitely won't get angry if you talk about him."

Yang Yunsheng stretched out a finger and shook it.

"NO, NO, NO! Teacher Yan, you don't know Cao Yunjin at all. He and I have been friends for ten years, and he is a vindictive person. When he is kind, he is even kinder than the one who said it!"

Yan Hexiang pointed at Yang Yunsheng and said unhappily, "What kind of words are you learning?"

Cao Yunjin, who was in the backstage, saw that the other crosstalk performers were looking at him, and couldn't help but say: "Why are you looking at me? How can I be kind? I'm dying!"

Li Jing and He Yunwei were a little dazed. At this moment, they seemed to see that the person sitting on the armchair was not Cao Yunjin, but Lao Guo.

Apart from their height and weight, these two people are exactly the same.

Maybe twenty years later, Cao Yunjin will look like Lao Guo now.

(End of this chapter)