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Chapter 114: Such a Beating of Bamboo Boards (Part 3)

Cao Yunjin looked at the audience with a smile on her face.

"Everyone knows that I love Peking Opera!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the people in the audience burst into laughter.

Do you like Peking Opera?
Are you sure you like Peking Opera?

Isn’t it that teacher named Guo who likes it?

Cao Yunjin stretched out his hands and waved them, saying, "Hey, hey, hey, don't laugh. I really like Peking Opera. Although I'm relatively amateur at it, I'm considered a professional among amateurs."

The audience couldn't hold it in anymore. Jin Zi's speaking skills were truly beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Just a few words can convey the meaning of the content.

Doesn’t this mean that although Lao Guo likes Peking Opera, he is very amateur?

But Lao Guo usually says in public that he is a professional Peking Opera singer.

As a result, Cao Yunjin said that he was a professional among amateurs.

Well, how hateful this is!

It's not hatred, but the kind that makes me grit my teeth.

Yang Yunsheng also spoke at the right time: "Since you want to sing a song for the audience, then listen to the audience's requests and see what they want you to sing!"

Cao Yunjin put his hands behind his back and looked at Yang Yunsheng helplessly.

Isn't this just digging a hole for yourself?

What else can the audience in the audience hear? They haven’t said it yet, but Cao Yunjin knows it all.

Sure enough, the audience in the audience shouted.

"Sing and call Xiaofan!"

"That's right, kick your legs and sing again."

"I believe you can sing better than that one!"

If an ordinary person teased Cao Yunjin like this, he would definitely say, "Are you going to die?"
But these are the audience, his bread and butter, he can't say that.

Yang Yunsheng extended his hand and said, "Since the audience has requested it, please sing!"

Cao Yunjin was unhappy and said, "Come here, come here!"

Yang Yunsheng refused: "If I sing, it won't have the same flavor!"

To do this, he also involved the audience.

"Everyone, that's right, isn't it?"

The audience's voices rose one after another.

"Yes, that's right!"

"Only Jin Zi can sing it to have this flavor!"

"Sing, sing, don't hesitate!"

Seeing this, Cao Yunjin sighed.

"Okay, okay, okay, everyone wants me to sing, so I'll sing one for you!"

Cao Yunjin folded the folding fan in his hand and put it behind his head in the collar.

He opened his gown, put on a serious expression, and started kicking his legs.

"See the imperial edict stolen from the palace gate!"

"I can't help but feel happy."

"Standing at the palace gate~"

"Call me Xiao, cough cough!"

For a moment, Cao Yunjin couldn't sing.

The audience's laughter was about to blow the roof off the theater.

Although it is said that Cao Yunjin has learned 80% to 90% of Lao Guo's skills, it seems that there is still one or two points he has not learned, which is in what is called Xiaofan.

When Yang Yunsheng saw that Cao Yunjin didn't sing well, he knew that it was really him who didn't sing well.

This is not a joke, there is really no joke.

Yang Yunsheng teased, "No, can you do it?"

When Cao Yunjin heard this, he became unhappy and started to make gestures.

"If you can sing it, come on!"

The audience here has always been the kind of person who enjoys watching the fun and no matter how big the event.

"Come on, come on!"

"Better him than this!"

"Yes, don't be scared!" A group of veterans in their thirties were shouting, while the others were watching with smiles on their faces.

Yang Yunsheng also understood that it was time for him to do something too.

He said, "Come one? Fine, then come on, everyone listen up."

Yang Yunsheng moistened his throat and felt his own breath.

When he was ready, he began to sing.

"See the imperial edict stolen from the palace gate!"

"I can't help but feel happy."

"Standing at the palace gate~"

"Call me Xiao."

Yang Yunsheng didn’t sing here either, but he has unique skills!

Under the gaze of everyone, Yang Yunsheng pinched his thigh hard.

"Call me Xiaofan~!"

He relied on the pain and sang the phrase "Xiaofan" in a sharp voice.

When Cao Yunjin saw Yang Yunsheng's actions, he couldn't help but shook his head and began to applaud Yang Yunsheng.

"Amazing! How come I didn't realize before that you're so hard on yourself!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at the stunned audience and shouted, "Applause!"

The audience finally reacted and applauded Yang Yunsheng.

Yang Yunsheng also replied to Cao Yunjin: "Men should be a little harder on themselves!"

When saying this, Yang Yunsheng imitated Wen Song's shyness.

The audience couldn't help but sigh.

They didn't expect that Yang Yunsheng had such a side to him.

Cao Yunjin also spoke at the right time: "Since I have performed, it is now your turn. What are you going to perform for the audience?"

Yang Yunsheng looked at the audience with sincerity and said, "I'm very grateful for the love the audience of Dijing has shown me this year. It's because you like me that I'm able to stand on the crosstalk stage. So I'll perform whatever you want me to perform. I'm a person with a lot of scope."

Cao Yunjin was confused, as if he had no vision.

Didn’t I just perform according to the audience’s request?
The audience laughed, but they were also thinking about what to let Yang Yunsheng perform.

Soon, an audience with ideas arrived.

"Perform a chest-breaking stone!"

"No, no, no, perform a three-person show with a pig."

"That's outrageous. Let's just act like a blonde!"

"That's inappropriate. I suggest performing a handstand for ten minutes."

"It's too hard for the actors. I suggest throwing flying cakes on the stage!"

Yang Yunsheng was dumbfounded when he saw so many outrageous demands.

Cao Yunjin couldn't help laughing. Now it was finally Yang Yunsheng's turn to be humiliated.

Yang Yunsheng yelled, "Stop, buddy, are you serious? Three people and a pig, who can do that? Breaking rocks with my chest, can my tiny body handle that? And handstands, flying pancakes, and playing a blonde, you're the one who came up with that."

After a pause, Yang Yunsheng had an idea.

"How about this, I'll perform a social shake for you!"

As she spoke, Yang Yunsheng began to twist her body seductively.

This figure is indeed enchanting, but it's really eye-catching!

The audience cheered again, and Cao Yunjin also pulled Yang Yunsheng.

"Stop, this is really too shocking. Please let the audience go, let me go!"

Yang Yunsheng had no choice but to perform a quick-paced song for the audience.

People in Tianjin all know how to perform Kuaiban. If you don’t know how to perform Kuaiban, go and learn it immediately.

Yang Yunsheng's quick-talking is the best among Tianjin people.

"Let's just beat the bamboo clappers like this, and we won't praise anything else. Let's talk about the Deyun Society, it's like a big frog. Look at Ting Yunxuan, each of them has unique skills and is like a fairy. The owner, Cao Yunjin, is very handsome and suave. And let's talk about Teacher Li Jing, she looks like a monkey, a real monkey, she's amazing at climbing rocks and stairs. And let's talk about He Yunwei, his nose hair is longer than his legs."

Yang Yunsheng's allegro performance encompassed everyone who listened to Yunxuan, and was truly brilliant.

The two of them had finished warming up the audience and set a good example for the next performers.

But they didn't know that Yang Yunsheng was actually eating buns.

Because just like Jiangsu Satellite TV, a prestigious place, Deyun Society should not appear in this quick-paced performance.

Fortunately, Yang Yunsheng had rich stage experience and turned the situation around in time.

(End of this chapter)