Naruto's civilian cannon fodder starts with the three-body technique

Chapter 74 Wind God and Thunder God
"And you said you didn't cheat."

The God of Thunder swung his stick and hit Shan Guiyao's scalp beside him, creating another big hole.

"Thor, I really didn't cheat. Didn't I tell you that the front lines are dangerous and missions are like this. You have to make arrangements. Why don't you understand?"

Shan Guiyao kept explaining, but it was of no use. He was so scared that his voice was filled with tears. Facing two big guys who were ready to eat anyone at any time, anyone would be scared. He didn't know whether his head would be smashed in the next second.

"Your calculation is wrong!" Thor shook his head foolishly, his face full of confusion. His anger also subsided a little, and he actually started asking questions, "Are we doing a high-level mission now?"

The God of Wind and the God of Thunder are stupid, but when it comes to the issue of food, their IQs immediately rise to the level of an eight or nine-year-old child. What's more, even a fool knows that higher-level tasks pay more than lower-level tasks.

"Yes."

Before Shan Guiyao could continue to explain, Lei Shen asked, "High-level missions, does that mean there's a lot of food?"

"Yes, but—"

Before the mountain ghost could finish his story, the wind god beside him was furious: "There is so much food, but you are still not full. And you still say you didn't steal any food. I will kill you!"

At this moment, the identities of Fengshen and Shan Guiyao seemed to have been swapped. Fengshen was like an angry wise man with clear calculations, while Shan Guiyao was like a cowardly fool who didn't even know the most basic arithmetic.

Seeing that the Wind God's huge wooden club had already struck him on the head, Shan Guiyao hurriedly continued to explain, "Wind God and Thunder God, didn't I already tell you that all the wages were taken away by the parasites in the logistics department? This is the only amount of food that was distributed."

The big wooden stick whizzed down and hit Shan Guiyao's forehead, but it stopped.

It’s not that the Wind God is merciful, but that he finally understood the meaning of the words this time.

"Who did you say took our food?"

The logic just now was too complicated, but now that Shan Guiyao said it directly, Fengshen understood that it was not Shan Guiyao who stole it, but a termite guy named Hou who took it away. That's why he didn't hit him directly with the stick.

The Thunder God who was standing nearby heard it clearly. He immediately grabbed Shan Guiyao by the collar and lifted him up, roaring, "What's the name of that idiot from the logistics department? Where is he? I'm going to kill him!"

"Who is he to steal my food?"

The God of Wind snatched Shan Gui Yao from the God of Thunder and started shaking it wildly, as if questioning a rag doll in his hand.

"Ahem! Thor, please don't talk nonsense. I didn't say anything just now."

Shan Guiyao's face suddenly turned pale. He didn't know whether it was because of the roller coaster-like shaking of the Wind God, or because he was scared because he had just said something he shouldn't have said.

Seeing that Shan Guiyao still refused to say who took their food, the God of Wind and Thunder turned his gaze to the side, where Kurama Qingyin was dizzy and dazed with hunger.

After a round of intimidation.

"The parasites in the logistics department aren't just any one person, they're a group of people."

How could Kurama Kon withstand the double threat from Wind God and Thunder God? She was forced to explain, and Wind God and Thunder God finally understood that Konoha Village had distributed a lot of food, but Konoha Village took it back and only left a little food for them.

"Why should the village take my food away?"

"The village is also a bandit, stealing my food."

The God of Wind and the God of Thunder have simple minds and only understand the simplest logic, but the principles they grasp are more direct and clear.

"Wind God, we can't defeat the village and get back the food. What should we do?"

Lei Shen has been bullying others and stealing their food since he was a child. He clearly has a high level of understanding of this kind of thing, and has already reached a level similar to their understanding of food. He knows that if he is not strong enough, he cannot get the food back. "Sister Tsunade is powerful. She will definitely be able to defeat the village. Let's go find Sister Tsunade."

"Yes, look for Sister Tsunade."

Wind God and Thunder God immediately wanted to abandon their two teammates, Yama Guiyao and Kurama Kon, leave the patrol area, and ask Tsunade for help to grab the food.

"You can't go!"

Shan Guiyao was suddenly panicked.

What are the Wind God and the Thunder God doing? They are trying to break the unspoken rules of the logistics department, and they are going to find Tsunade. Isn't this pushing him into the fire pit?
No, this is much more terrifying than pushing someone into a fire pit. Falling into the fire pit would only result in death, but if those masters in the logistics department knew that it was him who instigated the God of Wind and the God of Thunder, not only would he die miserably, but his parents and brothers and sisters at home would also suffer. He knew how vicious and cruel these masters in the logistics department were.

Seeing that he couldn't stop the Wind God and Thunder God from leaving, Shan Guiyao could only use his trump card again: "Wind God and Thunder God, don't you want food? I'll go to the exchange stationed with the army to exchange for ration pills."

When they heard about Bingliang Pills, the God of Wind and the God of Thunder stopped immediately. It was obvious that they had experience in this area and knew that after eating Bingliang Pills, they would not be hungry.

"Captain, you can't sell blades anymore. Without them, we really won't be able to control the God of Wind and the God of Thunder."

"Qingyin, it's too late. We are no match for them now."

Shan Guiyao had a dejected look on his face. If he had not sold his blades bit by bit in exchange for military rations, or if he had not starved himself into this state, instead of taking a gamble from the beginning and controlling the God of Wind and Thunder, he would not have ended up in this situation.

All his strength lies in the mechanical tools. Without the blades, he is just a big cat with its teeth pulled out. Kurama Kon's illusion is somewhat effective against the Wind God and Thunder God when he is full, but once food is scarce, facing the hungry and violent Wind God and Thunder God, it is like an egg hitting a chakra metal hammer, and is completely useless.

"Captain, let's hunt some game and secretly build a fire. There shouldn't be any—"

"Stop talking. Do you want the Wind God and Thunder God to hear it?"

Shan Guiyao immediately interrupted Kurama Qingyin and said sternly, "Last time we violated this battlefield discipline and were caught, we almost died in that assault mission. Have you forgotten?"

What's more, the prey in their defense zone had already been eaten alive by the God of Wind and the God of Thunder. If they wanted to catch the prey, they had to leave the defense zone.

If you leave the defense zone without permission and are discovered, the consequences will be much more serious than secretly cooking or drinking.

"Oh, I wish I were a perception ninja."

Kurama Qingyin looked dejected and stopped insisting.

"I'm going to the military exchange right now to exchange some ration pills. You stay here and keep an eye on them."

Shan Guiyao gave some more instructions and then ran away.

Sasuke Umino, who was hiding in the distance, saw that the Wind God and Thunder God had been stabilized, so he didn't want to stay any longer and planned to leave.

At this time, the God of Wind was more observant and had an extraordinary keen intuition about food.

"It's Big Bird! I want to eat Big Bird!"

The God of Wind spotted Dabai who had just taken off and immediately cheered.

call out!
The God of Wind directly threw the big stick in his hand at Dabai like a javelin.

(End of this chapter)