Douluo: The Elves Have Arrived, I Am the God of Creation

Chapter 149 Damn it, you've already found your way to death!

"Hey, are you feeling unwell? Should we ask Third Brother Geigei to prepare some medicine to help you recover?"

As soon as Xiao Wu, the 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit, uttered these words, the entire teahouse fell into an eerie silence.

Yu Xiaogang: “…”

Tang Xiaosan: "..."

All the customers present: "..."

Everyone, look at me, and I'll look at you.

Then, everyone turned their attention to Yu Xiaogang, whose face was ashen.

"My health is not good? What the hell is your health not good? My health is excellent, Master Yu."

"When I left the Kingdom of Barak and the city of Soto, I even made a special trip to the brothel and, after spending some time there, I managed to win over Cuihua!"

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was cursing Xiao Wu in his heart.

Cuihua, the courtesan: "..."

Bah! You think you can conquer Cuihua with your one-second wonder?

If it weren't for the fact that you're a fool with lots of money, I would have kicked you out of bed and out of the brothel long ago.

There's also Dai Mubai, the evil-eyed white tiger who only knows how to brag all day long, and Oscar, who specializes in selling sausages.

One man who lasts one second, two men who last three seconds.

These are all trash and garbage.

You lowly scum, do you even deserve to be called men?

Heh, I'm better than all you trash and useless people even with my hands.

Although Yu Xiaogang was cursing Xiao Wu in his mind, he could still see the amused looks from the customers present.

His eyes seemed to say, "Little brother, looking at your listless, dog-like appearance, you're not so great after all."

"Ahem, Xiao Wu, thank you for your kindness."

"However, there is nothing wrong with my health."

"Of course, if my mistress could help me prepare some tonics to nourish my body, that would be fine too."

Yu Xiaogang has indeed looked a bit haggard lately, all because he's been training the Shrek Seven Devils.

Yes, that's right. That's why he's so listless. It's definitely not because he's physically weak.

Just then, he heard Yu Xiaogang say this.

Tang Xiaosan immediately trembled, and then spoke with a worried expression.

"Don't worry, teacher, I do have some knowledge of herbs."

"At that time, your disciple will definitely prepare the best and strongest tonics to nourish your body."

"You've worked so hard to train your disciples all these years, it must have been tough for you."

Damn it, he really deserves to die.

Tang Xiaosan, as the teacher's only disciple, has caused the teacher to have such a difficult life all these years.

At this moment, Tang Xiaosan had already entered into his own self-indulgent fantasy.

His teacher, Yu Xiaogang, wanted to cultivate Tang Xiaosan.

Every day, they scrimped and saved, spending all their resources on him.

His teacher, on the other hand, could only rummage through the trash cans for leftover scraps of food each day to alleviate his daily hunger.

Seriously, Tang Xiaosan was devastated. Such a good teacher was truly one of a kind in the entire Douluo Continent.

Fortunately, my teacher accepted me as a good student who respects his teacher.

Once Tang Xiaosan becomes a Title Douluo, he'll definitely take his beloved teacher to enjoy a life of luxury. Yunxiao: "..."

Dugu Bo: "..."

Ning Fengzhi: "..."

Haotian Sect: "..."

Oh right, we almost believed your nonsense, Tang Xiaosan.

Just ask those handsome, wealthy, and talented readers in front of the screen, do you think they believe the nonsense you, Tang Xiaosan, are spouting?
Dear readers, do you believe it? We certainly don't.

Upon hearing Tang Xiaosan's tearful speech, Yu Xiaogang's lips twitched violently.

"Um, Little Sanzi, just help me mix some normal tonics, no need for the best or strongest ones."

Does he not want the strongest and best tonic?
Actually, it's because he's short of money.

Do you need Gold Soul Coins to buy herbs?

Not to mention buying the best and most precious herbs.

If it weren't for the interference of the Heavenly Dou Empire's royal family, given his status as the son of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's leader, wouldn't he have been able to take those precious herbs at will?
Moreover, it's the kind of service where you don't have to pay.

"The despicable Xue family of the Heavenly Dou Empire! It's because you helped those lowly commoner merchants that he can't afford those precious herbs, causing his health to deteriorate."

"Hmph, the Xue family, the royal family of the Heaven Dou Empire, has truly found a way to bring about their own demise."

Thinking about these things, Yu Xiaogang continued to curse the entire Xue family of the Heaven Dou Empire in his mind.

What's the point of protecting a bunch of lowly merchants? They're just a bunch of pigs who only know how to eat and drink for free.

Hearing this bizarre conversation between the master and apprentice, everyone present couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, this is hilarious!"

"Brother, if you're not feeling well, you really can't blame your body."

"Besides, I see you're not young anymore. After all these years, why don't you look for the reasons within yourself?"

"Hehehe, Lao Wang, speaking of poor health, I have a secret recipe here. Take one pill three times a day."

"By then, I guarantee you'll be full of energy every day, making your tigress kneel down and sing 'Conquer,' completely conquered by you."

"Old Huang, what the hell is your secret recipe?"

"Last time I believed your nonsense, which caused me to have diarrhea for a whole month and lose dozens of pounds."

"Hey, Lao Li, that's not right. Why is it that everyone else who takes my secret recipe is fine, but you have so many problems?"

"All these years, why don't you look for the reason within yourself? Huh? Old Li, why are you mute? Answer my question! Look in my eyes, why, baby, why!"

"Hey, no, no, I think your secret recipe is actually not as nourishing as whale gelatin."

Hearing the laughter of the crowd, Yu Xiaogang's face turned ashen, and he trembled uncontrollably with anger, as if he were having an epileptic seizure.

Exclusive secret recipe, whale collagen is highly nourishing.

Although he was so angry that he was trembling uncontrollably as if he had an epileptic seizure, Yu Xiaogang still secretly memorized the appearance of the middle-aged man who revealed the exclusive secret recipe and the information about the great tonic effect of whale collagen.

Just then, he saw everyone laughing at Yu Xiaogang.

At this moment, Tang Xiaosan was also extremely angry.

His eyes suddenly flashed with ferocity, his face contorted with rage.

"Damn it, these people actually dared to mock my most respected Master Yu. According to Article 3 of the General Principles of the Tang Sect's Xuan Tian Bao Lu."

"Once you've determined that the other party is an enemy, there's no way to avoid death. You must use swift and decisive measures to kill them, otherwise you'll only cause yourself more trouble."

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