You are not monster girls!

Chapter 83 You sleep with Xia Li tonight
It’s time to check out the comments section again.

This time, Lin Muren plans to let Xia Li experience watching the barrage and audience feedback in the comment area from the perspective of a "creator".

This is a completely different experience from usual activities.

The main reason was that he was also very curious. It was just a borderline case. Even if there was a scolding, there wouldn't be more than 8000 comments and the screen would be filled with barrages.

As soon as the yellow cat paw animation appeared at the beginning, the comments were very unified and no matter what they brushed, it would turn yellow, and it became gradually perverted later.

【Oh~ look what I found? 】

【I am watching cat movies on station B】

[I am indestructible, I am not afraid of being scratched by thorns, that’s actually good.]

[Boss, I’m here to save you, meow]

[Guangdong Rat: Jail Cat, go cook two dishes for me]

"Why do the comments always focus on the barbs on my tongue?" Bai Mengqing asked, covering his painful corner.

For Bai Mengqing, whose only sources of knowledge are Lanp and TV, watching this kind of barrage is still a bit too advanced.

"That's called professionalism, a spirit of inquiry."

Lin Muren couldn't say that the barbs were used for kissing and that kind of thing, otherwise the dragon would start making a fuss with a red face again.

Tips: The reason why monster experts can help monster girls breed is because monster girls will not punch you with a blushing face, they will just start to poop immediately.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something wet, soft and warm passing across his cheek.

Looking back, I found that Xia Li, who had stolen the sunglasses back at some point, had secretly licked me:
"It smells like a lie." Dihou couldn't help laughing when he saw that his elder brother was pretending to be innocent in front of the food.

Bai Mengqing, who was standing next to him, was also confused when he saw Xia Li's sudden licking behavior: "What are you doing?"

Doesn't this spirit beast even have the most basic strictness and actually licks people casually?

"Why would you just say no? Why are you licking me?"

Lin Muren took some tissue and wiped the saliva off his face, and found that Xia Li had become more and more presumptuous in the past week.

"Answer, they were discussing barbs because they wanted to blow woooooo!!"

"Okay, okay, those who understand will understand. There's no need to explain it in detail. Just tell me why you suddenly licked me."

Seeing that Xia Li was about to explode, Lin Muren quickly defuses the bomb to prevent Bai Mengqing from asking more questions.

The main thing is that this guy knows that the combination is lacking in essence, but his concept is not open. When imparting this kind of knowledge, you should start from the bottom instead of from the mouth.

The following is not yet complete, so let Bai Mengqing explore and complete it himself.

"Dihou wants to prove to Big Brother that tongues don't have barbs, so it's not a cat saying that."

"I see."

Bai Mengqing suddenly realized and felt a little envious that the other party could distinguish himself from the cat demon with such a simple operation.

As a natural born dragon, it is not so easy for me to fight against the snake spirit. For a carp, it is not enough to just show a corner, but also to display a complete arsenal.

Maybe I can develop my tongue and become one of the conditions to distinguish myself as a dragon?

"Then why don't you just stick out your tongue? You don't need to do that now."

Lin Muren looked at Xia Li's small breasts, which were smaller than Bai Mengqing's, and pulled off her sunglasses.
"If you play any more pranks, you won't be able to cover your eyes for a whole day."

Xia Li covered her eyes with one hand and fought for a long time. Even if she pressed her whole body forward and hit the other party hard, she still failed. In the end, she could only surrender with her hands covering her eyes:

"Dedehou knows."

"No, don't do this next time, stupid dragon, what are you doing?"

Just after returning the glasses to Xia Li, I turned around and found Bai Mengqing sticking out his tongue and doing something unknown.

"I'm checking to see if my tongue is forked."

"You are poisonous, right? You have been transformed for so many days and now you see this?"

"I'm not a poisonous dragon. I'm not poisonous."

"I agree. The ingredients are indeed non-toxic. Dihou guarantees this with his life."

These two spirit beasts were fighting to the death a few days ago, but today they started to play a double act.

Lin Muren was speechless until Bai Mengqing started retching from sticking out his tongue for too long, and then he was able to continue.

"Why are these cat demons wearing maid costumes?" Bai Mengqing asked when he saw a familiar scene flash by in the video.

When I was drawing it before, I was wondering why the cat demon had to wear a maid outfit.
"Putting aside their distinctive costumes, maids in the anime are often endowed with qualities such as gentleness, loyalty, and thoughtfulness, which just happen to meet people's needs for care and relaxation in the stressful modern society."

Things like clothing features should be discussed after Bai Mengqing gets started with design. Now she is still in the exploratory stage.

"Simply put, a man's ideal partner is a maid." Dihou repeated his master's words word for word. "Ideal type."
Bai Mengqing glanced at Lin Muran and asked as if it was none of his business:
"Then what is Lin Muran's ideal type, also a maid?"

"It would be great if there is one, but it doesn't matter if there isn't."

Lin Muren would not have such an illusion. After all, in the country, maids are usually replaced by cooking ladies.

Looking for a female maid?

It is more realistic to save the money and spend 120 on cleaning, and use the rest on foot massage and a big meal.

Speaking of maids, Lin Muran’s dragon maid plan has actually been nearly half realized. At least Bai Mengqing can help her wash dishes and take out the trash.

It would be perfect if you could help me prepare some food or something.

"Oh"

In fact, Bai Mengqing couldn't understand Lin Muran's video at all. He only knew that the maid was a character wearing a white and black skirt, but he had no idea what the content contained in it was.

The maids that usually appear in movies are either middle-aged women or are shot to death. It seems like a high-risk job.

But Lin Muran said he wanted a maid, and he was hinting at that cat claw madly.
Could it be that all the secrets are hidden in that?
She must find out more about it if she has the chance!
After appreciating the barrage, it was finally time to reach the most important comment section, which was a point that Lin Muren had always been curious about.

He couldn't imagine that a discussion about cat girls or rushing could have more than 8000 comments.

The most-liked comment included a photo of a hand pinching a blue cat's face.

【Kitten, you are finally useful, hurry up, change quickly, change quickly! 】

The second most praised is:
【recommend

Total time: 2.33 hours
Published on: September 17

Three major illusions in life:

1. I will have a cat

2. Cats will turn into beautiful girls

3. Beautiful girls will fall in love with me

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"Surprise." Dihou said it was the first time he saw someone say that in the comments section.

"Game review?" Bai Mengqing was a little curious.

Of course she knew what the game was. It was similar to Gold Miner, where she had to operate the animation herself.

But isn't this a video animation? What does it have to do with the game?

"The one at the beginning is a game. Di Hou said it tactfully, fearing that his sunglasses would be taken off." Xia Li saw that Lin Muran had raised his hand and easily took back the word "屮" that was about to come out of his mouth.

Is there any such game?

"Yes, it's just the beginning of a game. Don't think too much about it. Just read the comments." Lin Muren quickly agreed.

"Oh."

Bai Mengqing nodded, but her eyes began to scan the screen, trying to find other clues, but at least she already knew about the cat's paw game.

Scrolling further, we can see that the richest man on the list, Cloud Made of Rain, even expressed his fantasy of wanting to have a cat that can take care of itself.

It was just that divine master, whose ID was [Cyber ​​Wooden Fish of Qingluan's Family]. Lin Muren didn't see any trace of this ID after scanning through all the comments.

"Refreshing." Dihou suddenly felt that writing was more enjoyable than reading.

Xia Li's expression didn't change, but her lower abdomen seemed to shrink slightly, probably because she was taking a deep breath.

"Yeah, I do feel happy." Bai Mengqing felt very fulfilled when he saw so many people asking for the original picture in the comment section.

"Now there is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear?" Lin Muren suddenly turned his chair around to face the two excited spirit beasts.

"Good news. Emperor Hou likes to say it sweetly first and then sweetly."

"Good news, let's have a big dinner tonight to celebrate!"

"Great!" When Bai Mengqing heard that they were going to have a big meal, he was so excited that he even forgot to suppress his blood. He picked up Xia Li and started spinning around.

"So what's the bad news?"

"Bad news, you lost the bet and Xia Li won, so you'll sleep with her tonight."

(End of this chapter)