You are not monster girls!

Chapter 8: Picking flowers and you want me to demonstrate it in action?
"You have to sit on it first, then take off your underwear and release it. After you are done, wipe it front and back with paper. That's it."

Lin Muren never thought that there would be a day when he would have to teach the opposite sex how to use the toilet.

But fortunately, he is very familiar with this matter.

A small number of monsters rely on their sweat glands for metabolism before they transform. After being anthropomorphized, they naturally don't understand the physiological structure of women very well, and often engage in some very uncivilized behaviors.

Just like training a dog, as a monster expert, training monsters to pick flowers at the correct location is also one of the necessary skills, of course, this also includes the technique.

"goo"

Bai Mengqing tucked her tail between her legs, her delicate face flushed red. She had never experienced this feeling of about to burst into flames before, so how could it come so suddenly?

"After you're done, you can throw the paper directly into the toilet. Put in no more than two sheets at a time and then press the flush button. Don't put more than that, or the pipe will get clogged. Remember this."

The toilet paper roll is too rough, and the female devil has lived here before, so most of the paper at home is flexible paper, which is just right for use.

"You, you mean to take off your pants, why didn't you take them off?" Bai Mengqing grabbed the tip of the tail standing up from his crotch, rubbing his long legs together, and asked hesitantly.

Lin Muran:???

No, you want me to demonstrate it to you in practice.

"Haven't you ever had to go to the bathroom when you transformed before?"

Bai Mengqing shook his head vigorously. The Leiyin Temple, which held up the cheongsam, almost made Lin Muren stagger into Buddhism. He coughed twice and immediately stood up from the toilet, ending the topic:

"There are differences between men and women. Besides, the degree to which I take off my pants is different from yours, so it has no reference value."

Judging from her appearance, dragons should also excrete through their skin. She has not been transformed for long, so it is normal that she does not know how to operate.

Now I have learned something new.

Seeing that Bai Mengqing was shaking more and more frequently, Lin Muren put down the toilet seat and turned to walk out. He was afraid that some irreversible scene would occur, otherwise the trust he had built up before would be wasted.

While Long was in the bathroom, Lin Muren returned to the studio and checked the manuscript he had previously scheduled to publish, so as to avoid being rejected by the virgin Shen He again.

"How to Conquer a Blue Dragon Girl#Monster Chat 02", published 10 minutes ago, 142 views, 50 likes, 5 comments.

The blue dragon is a medium-sized dragon with an average length of 21 meters. It lives on rivers and coasts. It is good at water magic, is fond of sweets and various fish, is afraid of loneliness, and loves cleanliness, but has a negative housekeeping talent point.

Strategy: Spend more time with your child, provide more encouragement, and prepare plenty of sweets and seafood.

Life compatibility: c+, personality compatibility: b-, love loyalty: b+, girlfriend index: A.

Lin Muren specially drew a few more pictures of the Blue Dragon laundry maid. His goal was to use memes to make this almost self-made setting easier for the audience to accept and remember, to see how effective it would be.

A success is considered if the number of views exceeds 10,000.

The first video introduces Mantis Girl. She worked hard to replace Ultraman Ace and the movable type printing dubbing of the Shanghai Translation version. The effect was really explosive and the number of views reached 11.

It’s a pity that the incentive money and fan conversion are not very ideal, and the playback volume and duration of YouTube monetization are still far from ideal.

In this video, he originally wanted to incorporate some more abstract jokes to increase the tension of the video, but unfortunately he couldn't find a female voice actor for long-term cooperation, so he just kept it like this for the time being.

If you don't go for extreme abstraction and choose the genre of animated short theater, this is quite necessary if you want to be differentiated and distinctive.

Traditional cigarettes: front row, sofa.

Otto is so handsome! : Welcome to House Classroom
Chihaya Cancer Addiction: Don't underestimate her, she is the future Dragon Emperor!!!

The cyber wooden fish from the bird’s house: It’s human nature.

Mongolian top laner: People should criticize people, and monsters should criticize monsters!

The content of the video is somewhat related to Peach and Sese, but it doesn't matter. First of all, the netizens are strangers. Secondly, Lin Muren's family members are all relatively traditional and rigid people. Even if you go to the small broken station, you will definitely not see him, the little Karami in the animation area.

It is impossible for it to die socially. The content production has almost no cost and has a unique audience group. It is simply perfect.

After rechecking the video to see if there were any drawing errors, Lin Muren left a comment in the comment section saying "It's not easy to make, please click three times in a row", and then prepared to go and see how the dragon was doing in the toilet.

As he reached the door, his cell phone started vibrating.

【Incoming call information: Female devil】

The female devil's real name is Yun Yifei. She is the elder sister of Lin Muran's reconstituted family. She works as an operations manager in an MCN company in the neighboring Lincheng. Even after her return, he still can't get along with her.

Tsk, they really know how to pick the right time to call. Maybe I should just pretend it's a scam and hang up. As soon as the thought came to my mind, the call was automatically disconnected, and a text message came in right after.

If you don't want to talk on the phone, I can come over in person.

Depend on!
"Don't rush to flush, I have a little trouble here."

When the phone rang again, Lin Muren shouted towards the bathroom and pretended to know nothing and answered the call.

"Hey, isn't this Xiao Yunzi? If you have anything, just call me on WeChat or phone. If you didn't text me, I would have thought it was a scam."

[Call me sister.] A slightly tired and cold voice came from the other end of the receiver, piercing Lin Mu's back like an icicle, making him shiver.

"Eh, sister, if you have something to say, you can just send a message on WeChat. There's no need to call, right?"

【You have blocked me on WeChat.】

Gan!
Lin Muren then remembered that he had quarreled with the other party a few days ago and was about to work hard on the video. In order to keep his disciple quiet, he blocked Yun Yifei. He was too busy in recent days and forgot to release it.

"I'll let you out right away, or we can chat on WeChat later."

[No need. Now that we're connected, why not explain it now? Isn't it convenient now?]

"It's indeed a bit inconvenient for me to log in. Can I call you later?" Lin Muren said a little embarrassedly.

You can't say that he is teaching a dragon to go to the toilet now, otherwise this female devil will probably take the high-speed train to come here overnight.

And if she found out that there was another person of the opposite sex in his room, the consequences would be immeasurable.

[Let me make it short. My parents found a blind date for you.]

“Why didn’t I know???”

[I reviewed it for you and turned it down if it wasn't suitable. Your parents said it was the one you wanted to find.]

What amazing parents, they were in a difficult situation and just passed the blame to their son, right?

"Sister, is there a possibility? I haven't been home for several years. Even if I have a girlfriend, I won't let them know, let alone find one."

[.Okay, I'll call and talk to them later.]

Lin Muren always felt that his non-blood-related sister was paying too much attention to his wedding. It turned out that all sisters in the world were the same.

"No, no, no, you know my situation. How could I possibly find a girlfriend? If this happens again, just tell me that I wouldn't even look at anyone prettier than you."

Yun Yifei is already difficult enough to deal with. If he is noticed by his rigid parents, he will really have no chance of doing anything.

This reason should be enough to kill the game directly.

He has been in the art department for four years and has seen many pretty girls, but he has basically never seen anyone of Yun Yifei's level. So far, perhaps only that silly dragon is capable of fighting her.

Assuming she's not that stupid.

[.Have you found a job?] There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time before there was a response again.

"Don't worry about that. I have ways to make money, and I can still afford basic living expenses."

He rarely communicates with his parents and doesn't like those aunts and uncles.

While smiling, he introduced himself to a job of screwing, while secretly saying behind his back that the son of the old Lin family was a good-for-nothing who only depended on his parents. It was useless to study art, and it was all in vain that he had spent so much money in the first place. It was not worth it to just get a degree.

Just move out, out of sight, out of mind.

By now, he has long been accustomed to the feeling of being alone.

As for asking for money from his family, Lin Muren had never thought about it. If it really came to that, the worst that could happen was that he would just take on a few more part-time jobs.

The thing that monster experts have the most is energy.

[A job that doesn't require office work, is being an internet celebrity? ]

"How is that possible? You know I'm a socially anxious person. I can't even recognize everyone in my college graduating class. How could I possibly become an internet celebrity?"

Lin Muren's heart skipped a beat, and he always felt that something was wrong.

I haven't been an up-host for even a month, could it be that I've been exposed?
(End of this chapter)