You are not monster girls!

Chapter 79: Autobots ~Change Form at Any Time~ (2-in-1, 4k)

Oh, my god——

Even if he had watched many movies, this kind of scene was still too exciting for an ordinary person like Yan Yifan.

Especially when the person who fell in front of him was an acquaintance he had just met a while ago.

Yan Yifan was so frightened that his legs went weak and he collapsed to the ground, constantly using his hands as feet to crawl backwards.

Even when it bumped into the door of the neighbor opposite, it didn't stop, but directly changed from horizontal to vertical, sticking to the wall and stood up again.

"Xia Li, has Bai Mengqing been dealt with?"

At this moment, Lin Muran's voice came from inside along with the sound of flushing water.

Done?!

He glanced at Bai Mengqing, who was lying in a pool of blood with his left hand pointing forward, swallowed, and looked at Xia Li, who was standing beside him holding two short sticks.

The other person was wearing sunglasses, so his expression couldn't be seen changing, but the aura he exuded seemed to indicate that he had really just killed someone.

Lin Muren just came out of the bathroom after wiping his hands. Looking at the ink stains on the floor, he complained, "Such a simple thing, how did you make it like this?"

"I'm sorry, big brother." Dihou said this because he hesitated.

Big brother!?

She is really the Thirteenth Sister of Hongxing.

Run away, bro, we have to run away quickly!!
After standing up against the wall, Yan Yifan felt that he could finally run, but he happened to meet the eyes of Lin Muren who came out.

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"Um, well, I suddenly remembered that I have something urgent to do. I'll talk to you next time."

"Want to escape?"

five minutes later
"Bai Mengqing, you are amazing."

In the bedroom splattered with "blood",
Lin Muren picked up the "big red robe" and looked at Bai Mengqing, who was sitting next to him, rubbing his hands with his head down. "I just asked you to play Jack, not the bride of Kill Bill."

He didn't expect that these two spirit beasts could perform such a bloody and perverted scene while he was just going to the toilet.

The most important thing is that Yan Yifan happened to see it.

If I hadn't been quick enough to bring this guy in and give him a simple explanation, if the news had gotten out, my career as a webmaster would have been over.

"No, it was Xia Li. She was holding a stick, but that's not right. This is a misunderstanding. Even if I jump into the East China Sea, I can't clear myself from this."

"Additional information: Dihou is the bride, and the ingredients are at most cannon fodder at the beginning."

Xia Li also changed into casual clothes at this time and kept wiping the remaining ink on the lenses with wet wipes.

"Forget it, let's clean up and deal with that troublesome guy first."

Lin Muren looked at the harmful splashing liquid on the wall and felt that his deposit was in danger.

"Ask about the origins of that mortal outside. Emperor Hou sensed the same fear from the ingredients."

This was the first time Xia Li met Yan Yifan. Apart from having a bit of the aura of a master, there didn't seem to be anything special about this person.

The taste of the chef's food was not special to her.

After all, the master sets up the stall every day, and people passing by or stray dogs will more or less smell the smell, including some wandering ghosts.

"You don't even know where that guy came from?!"

Bai Mengqing couldn't help but exclaim when he saw that Xia Li could actually ask such a question.

Xia Li tilted her head to indicate that she didn't understand what the dragon was saying.

That mortal didn't seem to have anything special about him at first glance, so what was so scary about him?

"The red milk dragon is a great evil spirit under the Milk Dragon Seat, responsible for transmitting intelligence, and the milk dragon can seize the wisdom of spiritual beasts in an instant."

As she spoke, she drew the yellow, round, sugar dragon with a heart full of love for you on the remaining half of the blank sketch paper.

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After Xia Li finished reading, holding up her sunglasses, she was about to open her mouth to say something, but quickly stopped.

This strange beast.
She seemed to have seen the master get it before, and everyone in the comment section was trying to avoid it.

No wonder only the master was happy to see it.

It turned out that he had been possessed by another body.

Dihou must not repeat the mistakes of his master.

"Right, Lin Muran, you are an expert on ghosts, you know it best."

When Bai Mengqing mentioned the red milk dragon, Lin Muren realized that something was wrong and was ready to run away, but this stupid dragon actually turned the tables on him.

".That's true, so you two must not be exposed, got it? And you're monster experts!"

The two spirit beasts nodded in unison, a rare coincidence.

The lie of the milk dragon is indeed very effective, and it can help the two spirit beasts quickly establish a sense of concealment, but the more they go on, the more things they need to cover up.
If it was only used on two spirit beasts, it would be fine. But if there were more, it would probably replicate the Atari crash.

"Bai Mengqing, coordinate your statements with Xia Li first. I'm going to go see if this guy has escaped."

"Ah, me?" Bai Mengqing was stunned and looked at Xia Li who was standing beside him. He didn't seem very willing.

Time is urgent now, and Lin Muren has no way to reconcile his testimony with Xia Li. Otherwise, after seeing that horrifying scene, any normal person would have to run away, let alone Yan Yifan.

But if these two spirit beasts were left alone together, they could create a crime scene at home in the time it takes to go to the toilet.

"Xia Li, the organization now requires you to resolutely carry out a mission."

"A bag of pure chocolate. Dihou believes that exchanging money for goods is a traditional virtue among mortals, and Big Brother is no exception."

"Half a dollar, as a deposit."

As I said, when training a monster, you have to keep it hooked. You can't let it be too satisfied, nor can you let it be too depressed.

In order to ensure that no accidents occur, Xia Li must be hooked tightly.

Lin Muran went out and took the leftover chocolate from yesterday from the refrigerator. When he opened it, he couldn't help but complain: "Why is there a piece missing?"

"Is there a piece missing?" Yan Yifan asked subconsciously.

"that is."

Lin Muren was about to speak when he found that Xia Li had already poked her head out. Before she could finish her words, she smiled politely at Yan Yifan and hurried into the room.

Missing, a piece is missing, something is missing.

Yan Yifan recalled the mysterious smile of his junior classmate just now, and couldn't help but shudder, and the hand holding the cup shook even more.

Returning to the room, he handed the chocolate to Xia Li.

"Brother, please speak." Dihou said happily.

Xia Li chewed the food with great satisfaction, leaving Bai Mengqing standing beside her with a confused look on her face.

How could Xia Li actually eat something as trashy as this?

She wanted to have some midnight snack yesterday, but since Lin Muren was still working all night, she didn't disturb him. She chose to secretly look through the refrigerator to see if there was anything else to eat.

Disturbance is one thing, but the main thing is that the other party said not to eat after brushing his teeth at night, and spicy strips are not filling enough.

Then she saw this half pack of Chun Qiao, took a bite, and was almost rolling on the ground in bitterness. She had no choice but to return to her room in shame and eat three packs of Tang Monk's meat before she recovered.

"From now on, you have to obey Bai Mengqing's orders, okay?"

There was no other way. Lin Muren set the standard for Xia Li in advance this time, so that when he came back later, Bai Mengqing would not stick to the ceiling like Tom.

"Brother, don't you know she's a food ingredient?" Dihou replied arrogantly.

"You've already ascended, and you still care about this?"

Lin Muren didn't see Xia Li mention this either. After all, they could take a bath together, so why should they care about whether there was food or not.

But think about it, taking a bath and obeying orders are indeed a little different.

For example, there is a man named Liben who bathes and interacts with his little pig every day, and eats it when it dies. But I have never heard of anyone listening to the pig's orders.

Reasonable. "I'm the sect's guardian spirit beast. How could I possibly obey the orders of food?" Dihou angrily explained to his elder brother.

"So, what do you want?"

Bai Mengqing knew that Xia Li was telling the truth, and in order to quickly gain control of Xia Li, his tone changed from fear to urgency.

"It's going to cost extra." Dihou said this to show that he had dignity.

Just then, Yan Yifan's questioning voice came from the door, which scared Lin Muran and Bai Mengqing so much that they shivered subconsciously.

We can’t keep wasting time like this!!!

"A whole."

"I can give you all those hard plates that taste like garbage!!"

Lin Muran:???

"Really?" Dihou asked his eldest brother doubtfully.

"You think beautifully."

Lin Muren grabbed Bai Mengqing's dragon horn and let her experience what the golden spin was.

Finally, after instructing Bai Mengqing that the disguise he wanted to draw for Xia Lihua must be even more surprising, he withdrew, lest the misunderstanding deepen if too much time passed.

Although he explained earlier that it was an accident, it was obvious that the scene had a huge impact on him, so the misunderstanding certainly could not be resolved so easily.

"Misunderstanding? What could the red milk dragon misunderstand?" Seeing the door closed, Bai Mengqing asked Xia Li with some confusion.

"I don't know."

Xia Li shook his head and then asked, "Big brother is very afraid of him." Dihou asked the ingredients.

"You don't want to become like that, do you?" Bai Mengqing pointed at the two milk dragons standing guard on the left and right of the drawing board.

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Xia Li's grey cat ears twitched twice and said to Bai Mengqing, "Draw something more majestic. The Emperor's Roar means we can't lose in momentum."

Bai Mengqing once saw a sentence online: "Unite all forces that can be united and mobilize all positive factors that can be mobilized."

In order to fight against the milk dragon, the forces of natural enemies can also unite!!!
"Okay!!" Bai Mengqing nodded vigorously and touched Xia Li's fair face with the brush.

Lin Muren left the bedroom and returned to the living room. Yan Yifan, who was forced to stay, was holding a cup and looking around at the mess nervously, as if he was afraid of seeing something dirty again.

"you"

"I won't call the police, we're just friends."

When Yan Yifan saw Lin Muren coming over, he was like seeing the god of plague, and sat down on the single sofa that was dyed half red and half black.

There was also an inexplicable foul smell in the house, as if something was rotting.
"First of all, I have to make a statement to you."

"First, tell me who else you have killed besides Bai Mengqing?"

Yan Yifan glanced at Lin Muren. Since the other party was not armed, he would not kill him immediately.

"Kill it?"

Lin Muren didn't understand what Yan Yifan was saying for a moment. He had just taken Xia Li out yesterday, so why did he leave someone behind for no apparent reason?

"My junior said that you and that little guy killed him, and you even had to haul it to the garbage dump."

"You're sitting down."

"Fuck!"

When Yan Yifan heard this, he reached his hand under his butt, and his white palm went in and his red palm came out. He was so scared that he jumped up.

At first I thought this sofa was quite artistic, as it used splashes to separate the red and black colors just like Sprague.

I didn’t expect that the red was actually blood!!!

"Brother, this is the sofa I want to throw away. Have you watched too many movies?"

"Oh haha, it turns out to be the sofa, hahaha, I thought you were hiding a dead body, hahaha."

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Lin Muren was a little speechless. If he used his imagination, which was comparable to SpongeBob SquarePants, at work, he might not come up with so many bad ideas.

"So you really don't join any clubs?"

"If I were in a club, you would be talking to me in a dog cage."

“Yeah, that’s right.”

Yan Yifan drank a sip of tea to calm himself down. He had originally said that if it was true, he would notify Yun Yifei and ask her to treat Lin Muren when he got out alive.

But when I think about it, I am really overthinking it. We are now living in a society ruled by law, so how can there be a society?
Moreover, the bloody scene just now was as frequent as that in anime. It would be difficult to see such a scene if it wasn't made into barbecued pork buns.

After another round of verbal sparring, Lin Muren finally pulled Yan Yifan out of the vicious circle of his imagination.

"So what about that new girlfriend next to you yesterday?"

After calming down his inner excitement, Yan Yifan was finally able to get straight to the point.

"First of all, I want to make it clear that she is not my girlfriend. Please don't spread rumors, and don't let my sister hear them if you do."

"Hey, she still doesn't know about your secret lover." Yan Yifan knew that he would have fun again, and his mood changed from being nervous to having fun.

"I'm too lazy to argue with you."

Lin Muren felt that the more he explained, the worse it got. Fortunately, he waited for Bai Mengqing and Xia Li to finish their statements, let them tell the story themselves, and then he supplemented it on the side.

This will prevent the front and back from being mismatched.

"Then let me ask, what did she call your big brother for?"

"Because Lao Da is already manbaout, is that okay?"

"Okay, okay, pull it out quickly and let me see it."

"Why do I feel like you're just watching the fun and not minding the trouble?"

Lin Muren called out twice, and after hearing a few more noises coming from the room, Bai Mengqing, who had put on a disguise, came out with a look of exhaustion on his face.

"Why do you look so exhausted?"

"No, I'm just a little overdrawn. I'm going to wash my face first."

After saying that, Bai Mengqing went into the bathroom without looking back.

Overdraft?!
I'm so exhausted, junior, you're acting in that show over here.

Yan Yifan looked at Lin Muran and finally landed on the Golden Winged Dapeng: "Autobots~Change your form at any time~"

"If you think of something wrong again, I don't mind making you into a sofa."

Lin Muren felt that if he didn't explain clearly, he would never be able to wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Ganges.

"Xia Li?"

"Here I come, big brother." Dihou responded as he adjusted to the weight on his face.

After a while, Xia Li staggered out of Bai Mengqing's bedroom, holding up her sunglasses and looking a little unable to raise her head.

"Why are you looking down?"

"Brother, please step aside first." Emperor Roar said pertinently.

avoid?

When Yan Yifan saw Xia Li's petite figure, he first looked down on Lin Muran fiercely, and even ck was not spared, and was born pure.

But then I became curious about what she would look like to allow Lin Muren to have affairs with two beautiful girlfriends like Bai Mengqing.

And why did she just ask Lin Muren to stay away?

Xia Li slowly raised his head, revealing the same mighty red face full of murderous intent as Guan Yu.

Yan Yifan: ???

Lin Muran:???

(End of this chapter)