You are not monster girls!

Chapter 56 You are always there when I catch a thief

Regarding monster experts, there is a legend in the other world that is widely recognized but not fully verified.

That is, the monster expert and the monster girl are attracted to each other.

When Lin Muren first heard it, he thought it was just nonsense from those weird guys. After all, his job was to study monster girls, so it was not unusual to encounter such a thing.

But as Xia Li came to him on her own initiative, he began to believe it.

thump!
Lin Muren was about to ask Xia Li another question, but unexpectedly the other party fell to the ground. Bai Mengqing was so scared that he rushed behind him again, with his tail curled up like a mosquito coil and trembling.

Once the dragon got nervous, Lin Muren couldn't help but get nervous as well.

After all, she is Bai Mengqing's fellow villager, and she is most familiar with his behavior patterns.

Maybe he noticed something.

Gollum~
Xia Li fell to the ground motionless, his long, thin tail on the edge of the hill also drooped, only his stomach kept groaning.

It turned out that I was just hungry.

"How many days have you not eaten?"

"3. The Emperor's Roar indicates that it has burned out."

Lin Muren was relieved after hearing this, but Bai Mengqing had already picked up the hamburger and rushed back to the studio, slamming the door shut.

You know, this dragon usually doesn't even close the door when it sleeps, but today it even locked the door.

Isn't that so scary?

Lin Muren stood up and walked over to Xia Li and squatted down: "Let's eat and talk at the same time?"

Xia Li's withered tail stood up again: "Eat." Di Hou replied in a standard Beijing accent.

Lin Muren wanted to go out for dinner today, so he didn't prepare any special dishes. Bai Mengqing took away all the packed burgers.

In order to prevent this guy from spying on the dragon's body, Lin Muren directly put the remaining 8 packets of braised beef noodles at home into the pot and cooked them all at once.

Then some lettuce, ham and eggs were added, and finally the dish was placed in a steel bowl about the same size as the face.

If dragons can eat their fill, it’s impossible for Xia Li not to eat.

Considering that Xia Li was already as dirty as a homeless person, Lin Muren planned to find a cushion to put on her to avoid secondary contamination of the sofa.

Unexpectedly, when he found the cushion, Xia Li was already sitting obediently on the sofa stained black by Bai Mengqing's ink, waiting for the noodles to be served.

Damn, I can’t keep this sofa.

"Don't you think it's dirty?"

Lin Muren's hand holding the cushion trembled slightly.

"Spiritual beasts will automatically clean their bodies. Emperor Hou sniffed and didn't find any strange smell."

When Bai Mengqing came, Long's body was at least clean, so that's all.

But you're all rotten, sister.

Lin Muren looked at the sofa that was half black and was too lazy to complain.

Fortunately, the single sofa does not belong to the landlord.

Xia Li stared at the noodles wrapped in white soup, then glanced at the spicy strips in the package next to her, and finally decisively put the spicy strips into the noodle soup and stirred it.

After the noodle soup was covered with a layer of red oil, he picked up the bowl and started slurping the noodles.

Lin Muran:???

Are you spirit beasts having such a miserable life over there?

They are all classic moves for extreme survival.

"how long have you been here?"

"It's been a while. Emperor Hou has no concept of time."

Lin Muren glanced at the other person's school uniform. The degree of damage was even greater than last time. This guy must have been wandering outside for a month or two.

"What did you do in Qingxiaoling before?"

If this guy were to learn from a master, no matter how outrageous the master was, as a sect, he would at least have to know some magic and numerology.

"Five hundred years of wind, five hundred years of sun, five hundred years of rain. Emperor Hou will describe his work to you in a very concrete way."

Xia Li picked up the ham, nibbled off the round head with her little mouth, and then slurped a big mouthful of noodles.

"speak English."

"I'm a janitor," Dihou explained in modern language.

Gatekeeper?
Lin Muren looked towards the studio and saw Bai Mengqing with half of his head exposed and a hamburger in his mouth.

You say you, a gatekeeper, can scare a dragon half to death? The Sweeping Monk is here?
"You said you knew that dragon. Did you know the species or the individual?"

Lin Muren felt that this was a great opportunity to find out Bai Mengqing's species.

"I know everyone."

Xia Li licked the steel basin until it shone, wiped his mouth expressionlessly, and handed the basin over: "One question, one bowl of noodles. Dihou is offering you a trade."

Why is he a big eater again?
Fortunately, the instant noodles were about to expire, so she could help digest them all. Lin Muren served her another bowl.

"Variety?"

"I don't know. Emperor Roar urged you to ask the next question quickly."

Lin Muran:?

"How do you know that dragon?"

"She was always there to catch thieves. Emperor Hou was very generous and didn't hold a grudge against her for stealing tributes."

Xia Li swept the last bit of noodles in the basin clean, let out a long sigh, and looked very satisfied.

Stealing and eating tribute.
Lin Muren glanced at Bai Mengqing who was observing secretly, and saw that only two horns of the dragon head were left outside.

No wonder this guy said at the beginning that instant noodles were better than Qing Xiaoling’s food.

Lin Muren always felt that if he dug deeper, he would probably find out some incredible news, so he turned the topic back to Xia Li.

"Bai Mengqing said that you guys came from ascended, is that true?"

Bai Mengqing had said before that she and another spirit beast helped the sect leader Siming to ascend. That spirit beast should be Xia Li. So where did Siming go?
Xia Li nodded.

"That day I just sat by the side, waiting for my master to get through the last thunder tribulation."

Xia Li's tail swung unconsciously as she spoke:

"Just as the final thunderbolt was about to strike, the dragon suddenly appeared and crashed into Master along with Emperor Hou, who was struck by lightning together. When he opened his eyes, he was in a luxurious toilet. Emperor Hou was trying hard to recall what had happened."

It was rare for Xia Li to say a long string of useful words at once, but as the listener, Lin Muran felt like he was struck by lightning.

No wonder there was a burnt spot on her tail when she first met Bai Mengqing.

Depend on!
Is this your help?

Lin Muren looked at the studio again. This time, there was not even the dragon's head. Only a dragon's tail was left sweeping back and forth on the ground.

But if you think about it carefully, this is actually equivalent to dividing the power of the thunder tribulation into three parts.

The method is very inconsistent with traditional fairy tales.

"Then what kind of person is your master?" Lin Muren felt that the fairy world over there was unreliable, so he could only give up his last hope.
"My master is not human, but a god. Emperor Hou immediately corrected your linguistic mistakes."

"god?"

Lin Muren couldn't help but stand in awe after hearing this, and even the green dragon tail at the door of the studio stood up like a cobra.

Could it be that a legitimate god has really arrived?

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