You are not monster girls!

Chapter 42: Red Milk Dragon, Don’t Be So Complacent! (2-in-1, 4K)

"Go catch two more and take them home."

"are you crazy?"

Lin Muren was speechless. This guy had probably guessed that Bai Mengqing was not his girlfriend, so he dared to say so directly.

Otherwise, who would say such things directly to a man who has a girlfriend, even if this girlfriend doesn't seem to have a high IQ.

Are you afraid that you won't live long enough?

But this can be considered a good thing.

If Yan Yifan is sure that he and Bai Mengqing are not in a girlfriend-girlfriend relationship, then he will most likely think that Bai Mengqing is a slave working for him illegally.

There is no need to worry about him accidentally letting something slip one day.

"You're already in an extremely stable death triangle, don't you know?"

Yan Yifan's expression was solemn, and it didn't seem like he was joking at all: "It seems that you don't understand the seriousness of the matter at all."

"Death Triangle?"

Could it be one of the milk dragon's evil spells?

Bai Mengqing's cold face almost couldn't hold back. After all, this red milk dragon had a lot of knowledge about this matter, and the consequences just sounded quite serious.

But the momentum must not be weak. If you want to be afraid, you have to wait until the red milk dragon leaves!

She absolutely did not want to expose her identity and be dragged away to be made into a milk dragon just because she was weak in momentum.

Yan Yifan glanced at the two people's confused expressions and continued to explain, "According to the routine in the comics, bloodshed is very likely to occur in a triangle relationship, so the number of people must be increased. In this way, the balance can be maintained and you can survive."

He never expected that he would see this kind of childhood sweetheart vs. the one who dropped from the sky routine in real life.

A fight between two people is a stomachache, but a fight between a group of people is fun.

As a senior, Yan Yifan wanted to see some real-life fun, not the kind of family dramas that were similar to those in romance dramas.

It would be interesting only if there were more people, and they would check and balance each other, and also ensure personal safety.

Given his junior's sudden return, he felt that this was very likely to become a reality.

"You've been obsessed with Japanese anime, right? If anyone else says that, I don't think you'll be able to leave this room."

Fortunately, Bai Mengqing is a dragon and doesn't understand the noisy and numb emotions between people. Lin Muren was relieved after hearing such outrageous remarks.

"Sorry, sorry, I was just kidding."

Yan Yifan secretly glanced at Bai Mengqing, wanting to see how this "girlfriend" would react when she heard him say he had caught two.

Unexpectedly, the other party just frowned and became very alert. The area of ​​his body in contact with Lin Muran also became much larger, which was a bit too abnormal.

Even a liar would pretend to say a few words to himself.

What the hell is this weird reaction of a mouse listening to a cat's lecture?

"Miss Bai, don't mind. We are used to talking like this."

Bai Mengqing, who was suddenly chosen, shuddered and secretly bit the corner of his mouth to barely suppress the trembling of his muscles.

"No problem, feel free to do as you please."

It does seem like there's some emotional basis for this.

But the relationship doesn't seem to be very close yet.
As a senior with rich practical experience, Yan Yifan breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Bai Mengqing was not a gold digger pretending to be a fool.

He admitted that he loves to eat melons and watch fun.

But if a pure person like my junior wants to have fun, then he has to be immersed in the Shura field created by pure emotions to make it interesting.

I must help him isolate that kind of money-swindling woman from this place.

This is the responsibility of a senior to a junior!

Besides, if my junior classmate really does something wrong, where will I be able to find someone to help me?

As expected of me, I was moved to tears.

"Why are you crying suddenly?"

Bai Mengqing looked at Yan Yifan who first lowered his head and sighed, then suddenly took off his glasses and wiped his tears. Suddenly he didn't understand what was going on.

Unlike its original form, the red milk dragon still retains a bit of humanity.
It doesn't feel very dangerous.
When she saw that the other party was so human, the pressure in her heart was relieved a lot. She subconsciously relaxed her body and leaned on Lin Muran's arm to relieve the fatigue caused by the tension just now.

"I guess he had a brain orgasm because he was thinking about something."

Lin Muren was also confused by Yan Yifan's self-entertainment and said impatiently, "You'd better tell me what's the matter. I'm afraid you'll say something outrageous later."

"Yes, yes, I forgot that we were here to discuss serious matters today, but before that I want to ask you something."

"Are you Daddy, there's always one more thing?"

"Can you show me that corner of your girlfriend again?" Yan Yifan put his hands together and bowed to the two of them.

Could it be that there was something wrong with my words just now?!

Why are you looking at my corner all of a sudden!

Bai Mengqing was obviously a little panicked. He kept hitting Lin Muran's back with his camouflage tail and asked quietly with a trembling voice: "What should I do?"

Things had come to this point, and she felt it necessary to discuss with Lin Muren whether they should prepare for a life-and-death battle with the red milk dragon.

There should still be a good chance of two against one.

But Lin Muran will probably refuse first.
"Okay."

"Hey!"

When Bai Mengqing heard that Lin Muran actually agreed, he suddenly jumped up from the sofa, grabbed the other's collar with both hands, and his pupils were filled with anxiety.

Wild Dog Expert, you're not teaming up with the Red Milk Dragon to harm me!

Didn't I just eat some noodles and spicy noodles at your place? Is it necessary to make such a big deal out of this?!
This was what she thought in her heart, but she was so anxious that she gritted her teeth and couldn't make a sound. She could only shake Lin Muran continuously, wishing she could shake his head off.

".Don't. Stop!"

Lin Muren, who was dizzy from being shaken, suddenly grabbed Bai Mengqing's hands, leaned forward, and put his forehead against the other's forehead.

"Shh, now is your chance to solve this problem once and for all. You can't go wrong by listening to me."

"Really? Really?" Feeling the other person's body temperature and breath, Bai Mengqing's heart beat faster and faster.

"Just trust me with all your heart."

Yan Yifan looked at the two playful young lovers. Although he was confused as to why Bai Mengqing suddenly jumped up, it was indeed very entertaining to see the two of them wrestling there.

And what the hell is this sense of distance that's sometimes far and sometimes near?

The two don't look like a couple, but they are a bit
Like the relationship between owner and pet.

Dragons don't exist in this world. Instead of hiding them, it's better to show them openly. People will only think they look realistic and won't believe they are real.

Originally, Lin Muren was worried about how to display the dragon horns properly, but he didn't expect Yan Yifan to ask directly.

This is perfect, as it saves the other party from asking too many questions.

For this purpose, he even asked Bai Mengqing to demonstrate the detachable dragon horns and removed the dragon horns in front of Yan Yifan.

"Master Niu is indeed more elegant than in the video."

Yan Yifan looked at the two dragon horns on Bai Mengqing's head and couldn't help but exclaimed.

He had seen many dragon girl cosplayers, but no matter whether they were rich or poor, none of them had as outstanding quality as Bai Mengqing's pair.

It feels like it's dyed with real deer antlers, but the details and shape of the horns are completely different from deer antlers, and there are many bends.

"Can I see this horn?" Yan Yifan couldn't help swallowing his saliva as he looked at the two dragon horns in Bai Mengqing's hands.

I don’t know which factory this came from, it’s so realistic.

Upon hearing this, Bai Mengqing immediately put his horns on his head and shrank behind Lin Muran, with only half of his head exposed between his shoulders, and his contemptuous look relaxed a little.

"She is a mysophobe, you know." Lin Muren touched Bai Mengqing's head, and the other party slowly adjusted his sitting posture, but his body was still pressed against Lin Muren, treating him as a line of defense.

"alright."

Since the other party was unwilling, Yan Yifan shrugged his shoulders, but still observed Bai Mengqing as a whole.

If such a beautiful dragon girl, and a Chinese one at that, could work as a waitress in his own store to serve customers, Yan Yifan couldn't imagine how huge the customer flow would be.

Although it is a city library and a parent-child restaurant, no one can resist money.

In order to see Bai Mengqing, those people would definitely sit down and order a cup of coffee, and they would definitely pay no matter how much it cost.

But it would be perfect if it had one more tail.

"Why did he only say 'cow' and not 'bitch'?" Bai Mengqing nervously grabbed the hem of her skirt and reluctantly turned her head to ask Lin Muren.

"Well, it depends on personal habits." This is the only explanation Lin Muren could give.

"What does that mean?" She didn't dare to face the red milk dragon directly, so she could only keep asking Lin Muren to relieve the tension in her heart.

Is it so pure?
Could this girl have returned from abroad?

Yan Yifan smiled and immediately explained: "It's just vomiting!"

"Brother Fan, please wash your tea, or drink your teeth."

Seeing that Yan Yifan was about to instill some bad knowledge into Bai Mengqing, Lin Muren picked up the plastic bottle of cold water on the table and poured it into the other person's mouth.

The dragon girl next to her was also stunned when she saw this scene. She never expected that Lin Muran would take action before her and pour water on the red milk dragon.

But is it really useful for her to see the yellow milk dragon spraying water frequently?

But the red milk dragon's eyes are blazing with fire.
It seems reasonable to extinguish it with tea.

If you have the chance, you must try it.

This is the first step in resisting the Milk Dragon!!

"Oh my god, you're poisonous, what if I break your teeth?"

Yan Yifan felt that if he had struggled just a second later, he would have been poisoned by the water.

Why did Lin Muren react so strongly when I told him some junior high school knowledge?

Could it be that he really came back from the mountains?
"Don't say these things in front of her anymore." If it weren't for the close distance, Lin Muren would have really kicked Yan Yifan down the stairs.

He had put so much effort into maintaining the dragon's innocent and pure cognition over the past few days. If Yan Yifan destroyed it like this, it would be a bit difficult.

"Isn't this common sense that all adults should know?"

"She doesn't like dirty jokes."

"But what I said wasn't a dirty joke. Fine, I won't mention it. Put the kettle down first."

Seeing Lin Muren pick up the plastic kettle, the tea inside was still fluctuating, just like his heartbeat when he was just being fed, as if it would overflow directly if the amplitude was any greater.

Dirty joke?

Can jokes still have color?

Bai Mengqing didn't understand the conversation between the two at all. He just felt that there was nothing funny about Long just now. He could only wait until they were alone to ask Lin Muren.

"Okay, okay, we've almost finished eating the melon, it's time to get down to business."

"It's you who asks all these questions, okay?"

"Let's not talk about this for now. Did you design the background pattern?"

"I guess so. Bai Mengqing also gave a lot of crucial advice along the way."

Not only is he the key, but he is also the main writer!!

When Bai Mengqing heard Lin Muren say that he was very important, he still maintained a cold expression, but the camouflage tail hidden behind him was already sticking to the other's back and began to twist non-stop, making a rustling sound as it rubbed against his clothes.

"What's rubbing against each other?"

"No, my back was a little itchy, so I scratched it."

"Oh."

Yan Yifan then picked up his phone again and displayed the highest-quality underwater illustration from the video. "I'd like you to draw me a few traditional Chinese-style commercial promotional illustrations, and also add five ink-and-wash patterns that would be suitable for cultural and creative products. Of course, all of them must be commercial."

"They're not asking me to work illegally, are they?" Lin Muren was a little skeptical.

The price quoted by Yan Yifan for this design was at least higher than the leather case he made himself, but considering the other party's characteristics as a black-hearted capitalist, to be honest, he didn't really want to take it over.

Moreover, if he accepts this order and his business still doesn't improve, he will have to take the blame.

But I can’t withdraw the earnings from my aunt yet, and I’ve almost used up all the cash I have. Let alone rent, it might be difficult for me to even take this dragon to McDonald’s.

"Don't be so quick to refuse. I've come here in person, so I must be sincere." Yan Yifan patted his chest and said, "As long as it's something I can afford, you can name your price."

"Then I want one hundred."

"roll!"

"You said you could open it at will."

"You're really rude."

"Well, let's do this. A complete commercial setup costs 6000. You can choose the platform you want."

Yan Yifan wiped his sweat and said, "Can't it be cheaper? I know you're great at drawing Western fantasy, but this time it's a traditional Chinese style painting. You might not be able to pull off that ancient ink painting style, yet you're asking such a high price."

The first reason he came to find Lin Muran was that the other party had excellent painting skills and design ideas, and he had just made a popular video, and the traffic had not yet dissipated.

Coupled with the deviation in style, you may be able to save a lot of money, which can be said to be a very cost-effective choice.

Unable to control
"What is national style?"

Bai Mengqing was sitting next to him, confused by what she heard, but she also heard that Yan Yifan actually looked down on Lin Muran a little, and his cold tone became a little hurried.

"It's the style you used to paint in."

My previous painting style was called Guofeng
With me here, how could Lin Muren not be able to control it!!!

Even if it was a red milk dragon, he couldn't say that Lin Muran was incompetent in front of her! !

Don’t you see who is backing him up? !

Lin Muran can be killed, but the dragon cannot be humiliated!
"Red Milk Dragon, I'm telling you, don't be complacent."

Bai Mengqing pressed Lin Muran's shoulders and suddenly stood up, pointing at Yan Yifan with a trembling hand:
"Lin Muran is really looking forward to me beating his brother until he vomits. What's a mere national style? It's easy to catch him!!!"

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