You are not monster girls!

Chapter 36: Did you rush towards my painting? (2-in-1, 4k)

boom!
The door was slammed shut, causing the door chain on the side to hit it repeatedly, making a rattling sound.

Yun Yifei held the express box in one hand and quickly took off her black stockings, which were the same temperature as her body, along her almost perfect curves with the other hand and threw them to the door. She jumped from the entrance into the living room and threw herself onto the sofa piled with clothes without even turning on the lights.

finally reached
Even if she fell, she made sure to hold her hands high to avoid breaking the small item wrapped in the gray express bag.

Originally, Lin Muren was planning to send an ordinary express delivery, but under Yun Yifei's repeated insistence, he directly chose cash on delivery + next-day delivery.

In order to wait for the express delivery, she would check her mobile phone screen from time to time after waking up in the daytime, for fear of missing the delivery guy.

Fortunately, the courier called her just as she was getting off work. Yun Yifei didn't even have time to say hello to her colleagues before she quickly took the package and ran home.

What kind of small ornaments would you make on a whim?
Yun Yifei shook the box gently, and a muffled sound came out from it, like a small thing placed in a wooden box.

Any sudden inspiration has a traceable origin, and this little ornament must be related to the mermaid girl.
If it's just a perfunctory thing, I would probably buy a cheap ring or something like that.
After all, most rings look their best when placed in a box rather than worn on the hand, so it is reasonable to call them ornaments.

And the timing and subject matter make sense.

But my brother is not the kind of person who is perfunctory.
Thinking of this, she sighed and moved the wrinkled shirt on the table to make room for the express box.

What would that be?

Yun Yifei stared at the express bag for a long time, took several deep breaths, and patted her face with both hands. Every time the express bag was torn, it was like a car stepping on the accelerator, making her heart beat faster.

She stopped as she tore the box smaller and smaller until only a small square wrapped in bubble wrap remained.

No way
A bit too nervous
I'd better listen to my brother's voice to relieve myself.

Yun Yifei stopped what he was doing, unbuttoned the three top buttons of his shirt, tugged at his collar to let his fair collarbone breathe, then picked up his phone again and skillfully switched to the three-part video of "Super Hardcore: How to Conquer a Mermaid Girl #Monster Chat 03" and started playing it.

Unlike when it was first updated, in the past few days, not only has the number of views of this video increased to three digits with ten thousand words, but there is also a collection of pornographic videos in the bottom line.

[Weekly must-read review: too hardcore]

As expected of you, my brother. I understood it with just a little advice. It seems that I had wasted the promotion money I paid for.

What my younger brother lacks is not technical ability, but execution.

Her heartbeat slowly calmed down. Yun Yifei pinched the bubble wrap and peeled off the packaging layer by layer, revealing the true appearance of the bag.

A miniature fish pond?
This kind of thing only costs less than 20 yuan at the flea market, right?

It's not really perfunctory, is it?
Looking at the stone in the transparent cube, she frowned, tucked her hair behind her ears, and slowly moved closer, wanting to take a closer look at what the difference was between it and the resin paintings on the market.

Hmm. The room seems a little dark. Let's move a little.

There was a shopping district right below the single apartment that Yun Yifei rented. It had its own night light at night, so she was too lazy to get up and turn on the light. She simply changed her position and let the moonlight and the orange-red light scattered from below fall into the stone together.

The evening breeze gently blew the curtains, and the water surface between the stones was shimmering with starlight. The black and white fish seemed to be stimulated by something, and they followed the glimmers of light, one large and one small, one bright and one dark, to shrink and twist, entwining with each other.

Da da.

The blackout curtains slapped roughly against the floor-to-ceiling windows, and suddenly rose up, letting all the light into the room. At that moment, it seemed as if the water ripples were really rising, and the two fish really jumped up and entangled with each other.

Swish!
The curtains were roughly drawn, and the room became pitch black. As his eyes slowly adapted to the environment and the shapes of the furniture in the house gradually became clear, Yun Yifei finally came back to his senses.

what happened?
She looked at the resin painting of Pisces on the table and touched the edge with her hand, but all she felt was the shriveled feeling of plastic.

Yun Yifei immediately held the stone in his palm and rushed to the floor-to-ceiling window. He found that except for the small glittering scales on the bottom layer, the two black and white fish were still the same as before, facing each other, motionless in the resin, forming a vague heart shape with the glowing part below.

It also
That's so thoughtful.
When did my brother become so awesome???

The more she looked at the black and white fish in the water, the happier she became. However, her cell phone suddenly vibrated, bringing Yun Yifei back to her senses. Soon, an inexplicable chill came from behind her.

Wait a minute, he keeps calling me "Brother Fu", so he must be thinking I'm a man.

So, what is he going to do by giving a love fish to a man?
Is he so poor that he has to sell his ass?!
Boys should learn to love themselves when they go out!!!

Well, luckily I met me, so it’s okay if I don’t love myself.

The more Yun Yifei thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He immediately turned on the light, put away the resin painting, and opened QQ to question his younger brother.

Unexpectedly, the other party took the initiative to send me a message.

[Monster Expert: Godfather, did you receive the gift? Is it okay?]

【Cloud Made of Rain: Yeah, I got it. I like it very much.】

Just as Yun Yifei was about to press the send button, he immediately realized something was wrong and threw the phone away, trying to stop himself.

But she is a man now, and she has a rich personality. Wouldn't it be exposed if she spoke like this?
Yun Yifei took several deep breaths to calm himself down, muttered to himself, "Calm down," and started working in the chat box again.

[Cloud Made of Rain: Got it, very well done (Chihaya Aine's head.jpg)]

[Monster Expert: Godfather, it would be best if you like him (Agamus swallows his saliva and smiles.jpg)]

[Cloud Made of Rain: I'm a little curious, though. Why did you draw the black and white fish as a heart? Aren't they usually drawn with a head and a tail?]

People say that those who like furry are gay. My younger brother does this weird thing every day, so maybe there really is something wrong with his sexual orientation.

You have to test and test.

[Monster Expert: There was a small incident midway through, so I changed it to this.]

[Monster Expert: I thought about it, wouldn't this be perfect as a couple's gift? Brother Fu, maybe you can use it for Valentine's Day.]

Couple gift?!
Brother, how come you become so knowledgeable after being missing for a while and coming back?

"Did this guy go to a refresher course?"

Yun Yifei's ears turned slightly red, her toes tightened, and she rolled on the sofa with her phone in her arms. She accidentally kicked the armrest of the sofa and rolled directly to the ground with her pink and tender toes pinched, with several pieces of clothes draped over her head.

Guh. I forgot again that this sofa is not even as long as one person.

No, now is not the time to think about it.

She endured the lingering pain in her toes and began to check Lin Muren's QQ space. After all, her younger brother was a remnant of an era, and she could still occasionally see him sharing his videos on QQ space.

As for the circle of friends.
When Yun Yifei opened Lin Muren’s circle of friends, there was only a ruthless gray bar below it. It was obvious that she was blocked.

But that's not the point.

My younger brother is a nerd who doesn't even dare to look girls in the eye when talking to them. How come he understands so much now?

Yun Yifei seemed to have heard when she was in college that when boys talked about love in the dormitory, they talked about a lot of theories, but when it came to practical application, they didn't even dare to breathe.

This seems to make sense.
However, when she repeatedly watched this video these days, she also found that there were more and more comments and barrages saying "Where is my cousin?"

Lin Muren has a cousin?

How come I, as your elder sister, don’t know this?
[Cloud Made of Rain: I see my cousin keeps popping up in the comments section. What's going on?]

Yun Yifei actually watched the short drama video that Lin Muren collaborated on, including the behind-the-scenes footage.

To be honest, the plot is a bit stupid. If Lin Muren hadn't been lying there, she wouldn't have clicked on it at all.

I feel that it is not as good as the video made by my brother.

The mermaid in

The tail,
A scale on top.

However, this cousin looked at the comments on the video and it seemed that the one talking about was the cheongsam dragon girl cosplayer who was touching her brother's lower body.

After watching the behind-the-scenes footage, I found out that she didn’t interact much with Lin Muran, so how did she become his younger brother?
Moreover, the style of the new video is obviously different from the old one. Could it be that someone else was asked to draw it?

[Monster Expert: That's all for show. How could I possibly have such a retarded cousin?]

"That's true." Yun Yifei couldn't help but complain behind her phone. She knew that most people in the later stages of the study were afraid of having a troublesome burden in the group. Lin Muren couldn't be so nice to such a vase.

[Monster Expert: As expected, everything is balanced. Every beautiful girl I've ever met has some personality issues.]

"What's wrong with your personality?!"

Yun Yifei pouted and continued typing on her mobile phone keyboard.

【Cloud Made of Rain: Don't be so pessimistic. Look carefully around you, and you might find it. That's how I found it.】

[Monster Expert: If you have this much time, why not make more videos and earn some money?]

"Tsk, introvert men in the later stages are really boring."

While complaining, Yun Yifei took off her outer lining and hung it on the sofa. She took a bottle of flavored wine from the refrigerator and placed it on the coffee table. She sat down in a duck-like posture, inserted a straw and sipped it bit by bit. A blush began to appear on her fair and beautiful face.

[Cloud Made of Rain: Has the style of the new video changed too much?]

[Monster Expert: It was just a friend who helped me.]

[Cloud Made of Rain: Did he also help with this charging gift? ]

[Monster Expert: If you're a hindrance, you deserve a share. Otherwise, it wouldn't be shaped like a heart.]

"Good man." Yun Yifei slammed the table hard, then immediately rubbed his hands in pain.

A bit too much force.
Although I don’t know your name, as your elder sister, I have already accepted you as my younger brother’s friend.

Yun Yifei almost laughed out loud and continued to reply:

[Cloud Made of Rain: So, will this charging gift of yours become a permanent feature, or will it be limited to long-time fans?]

[Monster Expert: It should still be given as a charging gift, but the pattern is out of print.]

[Cloud Made of Rain: Done, Ultraman Leo Limited Edition.jpg]

Yun Yifei was sitting on the sofa, holding the resin painting in her hand that turned into a shiny heart shape under the light, and silently gave the highest respect to Lin Muran, her "friend", in her heart.

You must get to know this warm-hearted big brother.

"Phew, luckily Brother Fu likes it. Your horn pricked me."

Lin Muran and Bai Mengqing sat together in front of the computer, admiring the comment section where they could see new faces every time they refreshed it for the first time since he created his account.

It’s just that Bai Mengqing particularly likes to tilt his head towards Lin Muran, holding the backrest with his corners and resting his hands on the opposite armrest.

Because it was uncomfortable to look at the screen from the side, she subconsciously arched her body inward, causing the chest pocket of her pajamas, which was stretched into an arc, to rub against Lin Muran's arm.

"Who told you to always occupy the seat?"

Bai Mengqing also tried hard to arch his body towards Lin Muran's chair, wanting to occupy a position with a better view.

She can also use a mouse, so why can Lin Muren occupy the entire center area of ​​the table by herself?

"I'm not operating, what are you looking at?!"

"I can operate it too!" The dragon girl puffed out her cheeks and reached out to grab the mouse.

"You don't even understand the browser, and you're still telling me how to operate it." Lin Muren held Bai Mengqing's face with his hand, but the chair still moved backwards uncontrollably.

"Who said that? You're right."

Bai Mengqing was about to say something, but suddenly stopped and shrank back into his chair, his tail wagging anxiously for some reason: "I, I'd better watch you operate from the side."

Does this dragon really want to learn how to surf the Internet?
Lin Muren glanced at the other person's tail, sighed, and pulled up the seat next to Bai Mengqing: "If you don't want your butt to hurt."

"Don't mind, let's get started!"

The dragon girl didn't even hesitate for a second, and came straight up to him. Her plump thighs pressed against Lin Muran's side, hitting him hard with the armrest on the other side.

"Hiss you."

"Why are they all drooling?" Before Lin Muren could complain, Bai Mengqing pointed at the drooling expression of Huang Dou on the screen, looking puzzled.

【Hehe, Pearl Tears Hehe】

Lin Muren was sandwiched between the armrest and Bai Mengqing, holding her stomach in while explaining, "It shows that your painting is very realistic. Just by looking at it, they feel like they are at the beach, and their mouths are drooling because of the salt."

Even he didn't expect that this video would become a weekly must-see after just a few clicks. The number of fans of the account has also exceeded 4 and is still growing.

In the comment section, many people even took the initiative to post screenshots of the orders they had placed to promote the video. How loyal and filial!

"Oh" Bai Mengqing turned his head and continued reading.

[siuuuuuuuu——I seem to smell the scent of longevity theory. You know, the power of love is infinite! ＃＃＃＃]

[Power is unlimited, but your brother is limited]

[A tribute to the legendary fish lover Alec (Sweating Red Bean) (Sweating Red Bean)]

[I don't care, come and fight if you want! ! ]

[Oh my god, it's Tai Chi Bahuang, is Shen He Chongyun? ]

[The input method above has already exposed your identity]

[No, no, it's coming out (referring to the banned card list and ∠)]

[A bunch of stuff showing off and being depressing. Hurry up and cache it, or else I'll be censored and what am I going to watch??? (sweating soybeans)]

【Siren Song This is true music】

【Must-win every week×Must-win every week√】

"A must-win every week?"

Bai Mengqing nudged Lin Muran beside him and asked, "Why did they change the weekly must-brush to the weekly must-win."

Does this "冫中" mean "冫中撞"?

She was a little confused. Aren't paintings meant to be looked at? Why did people here keep bumping into paintings and then add a sentence at the end: he is already fine.

"Chong is the highest respect for a painting. Seeing a good painting makes you happy, so it's good."

How can you, a female dragon, understand traditional craftsmanship!

Lin Muren was too lazy to explain to the dragon what traditional craftsmanship was, so he simply expressed this most primitive desire in the simplest words.

The highest respect. You will feel happy after finishing the game.
Then I'll try it too.
"Oh" Bai Mengqing seemed to understand something, slowly lowered his head and began to aim.

"Fuck, are you going to destroy the screen?!"

When Lin Muren saw Bai Mengqing pointing the corner of her hand at the computer screen, she immediately jumped up and pressed it down for her.

"This is a sign of respect that only men can show. You, a female dragon, can't do it."

"Why?" Bai Mengqing covered his head in pain.

"If it can't be done, it can't be done. Remember, I'm not just talking about humans, I'm talking about female dragons too!"

She paused, her tail forming a question mark shape, and asked Lin Muran: "Have you looked at my painting?"

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