You are not monster girls!

Chapter 34 Why are the mermaids here so black and their gender can’t be identified?

With his previous experience in making leather cases, it was not difficult for Lin Muren to separate the layers. However, considering the workload, he decided to put this good picture aside for last and start drawing the materials for his video first.

After all, his self-made dynamic illustrations and abstract emoticons are also a major highlight of his chat videos.

Before starting to paint, he still posted a status and a video as usual.

Now this video has exceeded 20,000 views. It should be that Fu Ge’s comment about the huge amount of charging increased the push weight of this video.

All I can say is that the gift from my godfather really needs to be put on the agenda as soon as possible.

[Monster Expert: Godfather, could you please give me a courier address? I recently had a sudden inspiration to make a small ornament, and it seems like a perfect gift for charging.]

[Cloud Made of Rain: You should add me on QQ. I don’t usually visit Bilibili.]

[Cloud made of rain: QR code.jpg]

I don't visit B station very often, but I reply to messages immediately.
Although I was very touched, I always felt that Brother Fu was a little bit stubborn.

The avatar name is the same as that of Bilibili, the QQ number level is only one sun, and the account number is also quite long, so it looks like a small account.

【Clouds made of rain: picture.jpg】

[Cloud Made of Rain: Come on! (Heart shape)]

What a coincidence, is it right next door in Lincheng?
Maybe we can meet offline again in the future.

Lin Muren still valued this first fan who could support him with real money. After replying with a few words, he turned his attention back to his work.

In order to allow Bai Mengqing to better assist him in making videos, he went to the female devil's room and moved a chair, letting her sit next to him and watch his work process.

The project's tentative name is "How to Conquer a Mermaid Girl #Monster Chat 03".

"Searching for a mermaid girl?"

Bai Meng's tender little feet rested on the cushions of the chair, her pupils fixed on the only complete sentence she could find: "There are so many ways to deal with a mermaid?"

Can't mermaids eat several of them in one bite?

Is it necessary to use magic to make a killing animation?
"A strategy is a guide that teaches people how to establish an intimate relationship with a mermaid."

"Of course, there are no so-called mermaids here. You can think of it as me making up a story."

"Intimate relationship?"

"It's just a female Taoist companion. What's with that expression on your face?"

Bai Mengqing looked at Lin Muran as if he was looking at a pile of rotten and smelly seaweed.

No wonder those foxes love to hook up with mortals.
Fortunately, Lin Muren is not an ordinary mortal. He is an expert in wild species and will not have an intimate relationship with food. He is a trustworthy partner.

"You mortals don't even let go of the ingredients?"

"It's food for you, right?!"

The room suddenly fell silent, and both sides returned to the initial state of one watching and the other moving.

The dragon girl, somewhat bored, stuck her horn into the neck guard of Lin Muran's chair, tilted her head as far as possible to touch him, and poked the back of his neck with the tip of her tail:
"The noise you make when you unleash your 'immortal magic' is louder than a thunderstorm. You're going to crush the mouse!"

Bai Mengqing stared at the densely packed tracks on the screen, his pupils shrinking into a thin line of anxiety. "I painted for three days and three nights and it didn't feel this hard!"

Lin Muran was using a digital pen to frantically poke keyframes in the editing software. He rolled his eyes when he heard this:
"It's called editing. It's similar to watching TV. You combine different images to achieve the effect you want to express."

He slammed the spacebar, and the image froze on a pot of strange soup with Cthulhu-style tentacles surging around it, with suspicious sauce still hanging from its sticky suction cups.

The soup inside actually started moving!!
"T-This is the food of the mermaids?!"

Bai Mengqing's tail slapped on the table, and saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth to the back of Lin Muran's hand, "Lin Muran, can you make this? I want to eat this tonight!"

She had been at the bottom of the ocean for so long, but she had never seen such plump tentacles! Only when you have seen something can you draw it so realistically. Could it be that the McDonald's also has such things?

She dug her claws into the tabletop, her face getting closer and closer to the screen, wishing she could bury her entire head in it. "Steamed! Charcoal grilled! Stir-fried with sauce! Ten pounds of each!"

"It's just a meme! Have you ever seen a squid tentacles with eyeballs?"

Lin Muran grabbed her tail and dragged her back, "Besides, this is a mermaid dish made for the video. Who would dare to eat it if it were really cooked..."

The tradition of mermaid girls is to cook dark dishes for the ones they love, and their partners may die on the spot if they are not careful.

"I dare!"

Bai Mengqing said firmly. She patted her plump chest and said proudly, "The food you cook is delicious. I believe in your background as a culinary expert."

As long as Lin Muren dares to make it, she will eat as much as it is made. She will definitely not fall to the ground after eating like the people in the video.

Moreover, the tentacles look dark blue, where is the black part? Why is it called dark cuisine?
I think it’s appropriate to call it a snack.

"A monster expert." Lin Muren shook his head: "I really don't know whether you are praising me or insulting me."

"Of course I'm praising you. You're much better than those outer disciples of Qing Xiao Ling."

"That's really an honor."

Lin Muran's hand trembled, and a huge mosaic suddenly appeared on the editing track. He connected the headphones and microphone, tried them out and prepared to start dubbing.

"Why is there suddenly no sound?"

Bai Mengqing poked Lin Muran's earphones. Lin Muran, a boy, also wears a headband. It looks weird.
"Would you like to listen to this? This is called a headset. It allows you to hear the sound of the computer alone."

"Oh." After putting on the headphones, Bai Mengqing also specially adjusted the data cable connecting the headphones to the chassis.

This thing can make the computer silent.
She silently operated the headphones a few times and waited for Lin Muren to put them on her. As long as she didn't make any noise, the other party should not be able to notice that she was secretly using the computer.

After confirming that Bai Mengqing was wearing headphones, Lin Muren directly opened a prepared audio project.

The left channel suddenly exploded with operatic screams, Hatsune Miku's version of Paradise, while the right channel simultaneously heard the clamor of a vegetable market and the magical duet of Brother Mianjin and Brother Bolan - "My grilled gluten ~ melts your heart ~"

"babble!!!"

The scales on Bai Mengqing's arms instantly exploded into dandelions. He threw off his headphones, tucked his tail between his legs, and rushed to Lin Muran's bed, covering his head with a pillow.

"The sea monster is taking my life! This cry is more terrifying than a clam spirit getting married!"

Her claws trembled as she pointed at the screen. "You mermaids from the human world... are also selling grilled gluten on the side?!"

"This is just my simulation of what it would feel like to hear the siren's song."

Lin Muren smiled and picked up the headphones. This audio was just a simulation of the Siren Song based on his own experience, and it had nothing to do with the original.

"If it were true, you wouldn't even be able to hear it."

"Why, why?"

"You forgot you are a dragon."

Bai Mengqing then suddenly raised his upper body like a cat, and suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, I am a dragon."

During the fight, the video was finally exported.

Lin Muran specially asked Bai Mengqing to come and watch the masterpiece of their collaboration.

"You mermaids from the human world..."

Bai Mengqing pointed at the real mermaid on the screen, shock and confusion flickering in her pupils: "Why is she so dark as if struck by lightning, and looks so much like a man?

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