You are not monster girls!

Chapter 26: Stop sucking, I'll just blow it myself (2 in 1, 4k)

"Don't barge in suddenly."

Just a few seconds after the bathroom door closed, Bai Mengqing immediately opened the door and stuck half of his head out, his pupils full of vigilance.

"You're overthinking it." Lin Muren didn't turn his head, but continued to observe the swimming posture of the ink fish in the stone.

The bathroom door closed silently, and a few seconds later half of the faucet came out again.

"If you dare to come in, I will bite you to death."

"If you don't wash quickly, I'm going to go in." Lin Muren stood up and pretended to go to the bathroom.

boom!
The bathroom door was slammed shut, and before Lin Muren could catch her breath, the door was opened again. This time, only a pair of horns and vertical pupils could be seen.

"what happened again?"

"clothing."

"I'll put it in the basket for you later."

The door was closed again, and after a while, the sound of running water was heard. It sounded like the person had started to take a bath seriously.

Just like teaching your puppy to go to the toilet,

It only took him half a day to teach a dragon how to bathe and go to the toilet. For a retired monster expert like him, it was a very fulfilling thing.

As for housework, teach her a little bit every day, and once she gets used to it, she will naturally take care of it all by herself.

The plan goes through!
Lin Muren took out all the clothes from the shopping bag, put away the clothes he wanted to change, and walked to the balcony with the clothes in his hands.

The landlord is a decent person, and the washing machine on the balcony is not a drum.

While putting Bai Mengqing's just-changed underwear into the laundry bag, he was thinking about the issue of customized videos.

Now I not only have the commercial draft which is still at K frames, but also a behind-the-scenes footage of nearly 100GB of material that has not been edited out.

Lin Muren can withstand it, but his little broken computer may not be able to.

He subconsciously threw the lace panties with a big hole in them to the ground. Then he came to his senses and awkwardly picked them up, put them together with his underwear in the laundry bag and threw them into the washing machine, sighing unconsciously.

Just as I was about to continue thinking, I heard the sound of a plastic cup falling to the ground from the bathroom.

"Lin Muran—the tail, the tail, was eaten by the toilet!!"

"Relax your tail and move it slowly outwards." Lin Muren shouted towards the bathroom while throwing clothes into the washing machine.

He picked up a long piece of green cloth with faint black scales on it, looked around, thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what it was, so he threw it directly into the bucket. The same went for the small green flag with a string behind it.

Didn't this stupid dragon bring anything when he came? Where did all these miscellaneous things come from?

Never mind, that’s not the time to think about it.

Have to try it first to see how it works.

After the washing machine started running, Lin Muren carried the stone containing the ink fish and the set of resin painting tools back to the studio, and picked out a small, useless iron box and placed it on the workbench.

The painting that Lin Muran learned from Siren also included similar techniques. After briefly reading the tutorial, he found a reference picture of a fish and began to try to make it.

Since I haven't decided yet what monster girl to draw to combine with resin painting, I might as well familiarize myself with the process and think about it while I'm drawing.

Since you want to shoot a video of resin painting, it is best to follow the video that shows the process on the market, watching the work gradually take shape step by step.

This not only allows you to demonstrate your skills, but also adds value to your work invisibly.

This is how the value of Yakitori-sennin and Rice-sennin increased.

After mixing the proportions according to the instructions above, he poured it into the iron box and laid a layer of base first.

While waiting for the resin solution to disperse, he bent down and removed the small sign engraved with runes from the side of the computer case and stuck it to the back of the iron box.

The resin that was originally spreading slowly inside suddenly accelerated visibly.

Creating non-traditional 2D animations is very time-consuming, especially in terms of character animations, keyframes, and effects.

Sometimes, even if you know how to achieve this effect, if there is no ready-made plug-in, you still have to operate step by step and fine-tune each frame.

He was able to do it faster than others simply because when Siren taught him the painting skills at Gun Finger, she also taught him a set of enchanted inscriptions that could slightly speed up time.

Otherwise, the Dragon Maid video might not even be rendered today, let alone posted.

With his current magic power, he can only carve this one piece, and the effect is only one tenth of the original.

Because he was just familiar with the process, Lin Muran used a thin layer of resin this time. With the blessing of the inscription, the base solidified abnormally quickly.

First, dot a few clumps of light and dark green on the bottom. Then use a round-tipped pen to draw the details of the water plants to create a sense of depth between the plants. Then pour a layer of resin.
After lightly tapping twice with a plastic pen to confirm that the resin had solidified, Lin Muran used a liner pen to begin outlining the general shape of the goldfish.

Make the side and center lines darker, then lightly apply light orange to the inside of the tail, keeping the rhythm of real and fake. After painting for a long time, the fish tail finally appears to be transparent, floating and swaying in the water.

Oh, as expected of a monster expert, his drawing skills are still so superb
Before he could finish what he was saying, a drop of water suddenly passed by the tip of Lin Muran's nose and dripped onto the fish's tail, muddying it back to its original shape.

My *beautiful Chinese*
Lin Muren suddenly leaned forward and found that a black object passed over his head with a trace of water vapor.

I looked around and saw nothing unusual except for the water droplets falling on the ground.

"Don't hide, I see you."

"How could you spot my swift figure?" Bai Mengqing then half of his head appeared from behind the door, and turned his head to the other side, not daring to look at Lin Muren.

She had changed into the pink pajamas she had just bought. The buttons on the upper part of the clothes were stretched to their limits. As the culprit kept moving, the gaps between the buttons would reveal a light flesh-colored tinge of moisture from time to time.

As she walked over, the dragon girl twisted her shoulders from time to time, looking as if she was very uncomfortable in her clothes.

"I didn't notice. You came out on your own."

"How dare you lie to me. Hey, hey, hey, don't grab me by the horns!"

Before Bai Mengqing could finish his words, Lin Muran grabbed his corner with a powerful blow, cracking his head. He lost control of his center of gravity and jumped instead of walking.

"Next time, you have to blow dry your hair before entering my room, okay?" Lin Muren grabbed the dragon's horn and pulled her head back as it was about to pass over the workbench.

The fact that the wooden floor would warp and deform when it got wet was secondary. The most important thing was that the dragon had just destroyed his hard work.

"Blow dry, how do you blow dry?"

Bai Mengqing finally broke free from the devil's clutches and quickly retreated to the door of the room, fearing that Lin Muren would use his strong hands to crack his head again.

"How did you wait for your hair to dry yesterday?"

"I dried it with the air from the air conditioner." The dragon girl thought for a moment and proudly straightened her proud peak.

"Exposing wet hair to cold wind can cause headaches."

"Why didn't you say so earlier!!!"

"You didn't ask me."

"Aren't you a livestock expert? What if the faucet breaks?"

"You could try changing the faucet."

“That thin, curved thing is so ugly!!!”

I don't know if it was because she just got out of the bath or because of the quarrel, but Bai Mengqing's face was red, like an apple that had just been washed in water, which made people...
I couldn't help but pinch it to see if water could really come out.

"Why did you pinch me all of a sudden!!!!!!"

"Because you ruined my painting, I'm teaching you a lesson. Damn it, stop biting, your fingers are going to break!!!"

"Next time you dry your hair, don't rub it randomly. Wrap your hair with a towel first and gently press it to squeeze out the moisture. Got it?"

"Humans are such a problem."

"There are many things related to women, this is the most basic."

Lin Muren used Bai Mengqing's bath towel to dry her hair in layers, and then took a comb from Yun Yifei's room to help her comb her hair in sections.

He was a monster expert who could even comb Medusa's hair, so a mere little dragon was no problem for Lin Muran. The dragon's hair was of excellent quality, silky and smooth when brushed across his fingertips, and it had a light bamboo fragrance that made one want to pounce and inhale deeply.

After a simple combing, Lin Muren turned on the hair dryer and prepared to blow her hair.

“This thing is so noisy”

"This is called a hair dryer. I'll show you how to use it today. Later you have to learn how to blow dry your hair yourself, otherwise don't wash your hair."

Starting from the roots, Lin Muren used a comb to comb Bai Mengqing's long hair like a waterfall while shaking the hair dryer.

Lin Muren controlled the temperature very well and also controlled the strength. After one set, Bai Mengqing squinted her eyes and fell asleep subconsciously.

"Don't fall asleep. You have to do this when you blow yourself later, okay?"

"Hurululululum." Bai Mengqing was a little confused and began to nod continuously, making a purring sound like a cat.

siuuu——

Lin Muran turned the hair dryer to cold air and sucked her face hard with the back of the hair dryer.

"Lulu. Hey hey hey hey, take that away quickly, I'm about to be sucked away!!"

"Are you still asleep?"

"Can't you respect your duty as a mortal and serve this dragon properly?"

siuuuuu——

"Don't suck it, don't suck it, I'll just blow it myself."

Bai Mengqing covered her cheek that had just been sucked and begged for mercy. Her tail even hit Lin Muran's legs directly, beating them as if she was kowtowing.

This magical instrument called the Wind Blowing Chicken can blow forward and absorb backward, and it is definitely worth learning.
"In human society, except for Teacher Tony, a girl will only let someone she approves blow dry her hair, do you understand?" Lin Muren held up the lower part of Bai Mengqing's hair with his hands and explained to her the moral ethics of mankind.

"Teacher Tony?"

"You can think of it as the barber at the village entrance."

"Aren't nuns the only human women who shave their heads?"

"You can see on the street that many women have different hairstyles. Teacher Tony is a hairstylist."

"Then I recognize you, Hair Blowing Expert. To be recognized by a dragon is an opportunity that many mortals would never get in several lifetimes."

"It's a monster expert." Seeing that the hair was almost done, Lin Muren also adjusted the wind speed to the lowest level: "I think you are just too lazy to blow dry it yourself."

"You're so... professional. How do you say that word? Professional, oh yeah, professional. You're so professional at bragging, why do you want me to do it myself?"

Lin Muren burst out laughing when he heard the word "professional". When he was a child, he helped the female devil blow dry her hair, and was scolded every time he did so. Before he traveled through time, he was still being lectured as a straight man who didn't know how to take care of others.

I didn't expect that after returning from another world, I would become a professional.

"The hair is almost done, now try to dry the tail."

Lin Muren handed the comb to Bai Mengqing. He just noticed that his pants were wet by the dragon's tail which had not been wiped dry at all.

"Oh"

Bai Mengqing did not ask Lin Muran for help this time. Instead, he silently took the comb and hair dryer and began to comb his sideburns in the same way.

".hot!"

She turned on the hair dryer towards her tail and pushed it to the third gear at the beginning. The tail seemed to be separated from its owner and flew directly to Lin Muran. The color of the scales at the tip of the tail became much lighter than before. It was probably because a lot of it was washed away by the toilet just now.

I hope the toilet isn't clogged.

"First adjust the knob below to control the size, and then adjust the temperature above." After Lin Muren explained the steps clearly to Bai Mengqing, he asked her to try it herself.

".Why don't you come instead?"

Bai Mengqing combed the sideburns on his tail twice, then handed the hair dryer and comb back to Lin Muran: "After all, you are a monster expert, a professional."

Lin Muran:?

Can you be right at this time?
"Then this time, you can listen to it yourself from now on. Do you understand?"

Lin Muren actually didn't know how to comb Dongfang Long's sideburns, but since the other party was right so rarely, he had to do it anyway.

It's probably similar to combing a fox girl's hair.
Carefully combing the mane, Lin Muren was extremely careful because it was his first time. He pressed the comb gently. In addition to the soft mane and rough scales, there was also a layer of soft and hard stuff that felt very similar to the mermaid's ear fins.

"."

"."

(▼へ▼)

Bai Mengqing turned his head, opened his mouth slightly, ready to attack at any time.

siuuuuu——

"Why are you sucking me all of a sudden?!"

"I combed your tail and you tried to bite me. Shouldn't you suck it?"

"Well, then hurry up, I won't bite you."

Lin Muren lifted the comb and after confirming that he did not press on the strange structure, he decided to be more restrained. He simply smoothed out the tangled hair and then slowly blow-dried it.

What kind of structure is that?
Alas, why are there no manuals or experts on the breeding of Eastern spiritual beasts?
It is hard to imagine what the first monster expert in history went through to be able to write such a detailed illustrated guide.

Reese paid his respects.

This time, Bai Mengqing appeared in the same state as before, and his tail was obviously much more active than before.

"Were you just painting a resin painting?"

“I’ve learned something similar before and want to try it again.”

"Eh, even the ghost beast expert knows this?"

Bai Mengqing knew that Lin Muran could draw, but she didn't expect that he could even draw a fish sealed in a small stone.

You should only read it when you need something from me, right?

"He's a monster expert."

Lin Muran helped Bai Mengqing comb her tail and explained, "I learned this technique from a sea monster when I was traveling on the sea."

"Sea monster?"

"Just like mermaid tears turn into pearls, the mermaid tears in my world can also turn into pearls. People are very eager to find such things, and mermaids will also use their tears to exchange for large amounts of treasure and food through monster experts."

"Pearl Tears are the most premium treasures, yet they only exchange them for money?" Bai Mengqing turned his head with his pupils widened, looking somewhat incredulous.

It turns out that the tears of mermaids are called pearl tears. I learned something new.

Speaking of pearly tears, this is not mentioned.
A familiar figure suddenly flashed through his mind. As for which monster girl to choose for the resin painting, Lin Muren already had a suitable candidate in mind.

"Because human food is delicious, and the decorations made by craftsmanship are very impressive, would you change it?"

"This seems to make some sense."

When Long Nu thought of the delicious soup dumplings and the strangely shaped steel monsters on the street, she couldn't help but nod: "But what does this have to do with painting?"

"Could it be that they also know the supreme magic of the dragon clan?" Bai Mengqing stared at Lin Muran with his vertical pupils, and beat the bed with his tail in annoyance.

"They don't have such advanced magic. It's just like a mermaid can't cry all the time, but he needs to eat every day. What should I do at this time?"

Bai Mengqing seemed to be lost in thought, his tail suddenly standing straight: "Why not just find a mortal and have him pay tribute every day?"

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