You are not monster girls!

Chapter 19 Dark Psychology, Darkness
"Just put these clothes on my account." Lin Muren was too lazy to argue and just let out a sigh of relief.

"he"

Bai Mengqing was about to speak when Lin Muren secretly pulled her tail from behind and whispered to her, "I know I was wrong. I'll take you to buy spicy noodles later. Ten packs are enough. If you don't fool me now, you'll have to pay me 100 boxes of soup dumplings as compensation."

"One, one hundred boxes!?"

The dragon girl began to imagine the scene of soup dumplings filling the room. When she heard the word "spicy strips", she raised two fingers and said, "20 packets."

"make a deal!"

It's weighed anyway, so she can take as much as she wants.

Today, let this dragon see the evil of human nature.

Lin Muren pretended to be indifferent, pulled Bai Mengqing to his side, and sorted out his clothes: "Have you found any suitable recommendations?"

Even if a normal couple is flirting in the locker room, they would not go straight to the point of biting each other outside the door. What would other people think if this stupid dragon bit himself directly?

Only by shutting the other person's mouth and leading the other person away can we put this matter behind us.

He was a monster expert, a man who could resist the temptations of a succubus, so it would be hilarious if he got caught up in something like this.

"Oh, handsome, I've already contacted someone to arrange for the clothing you requested. It will be here soon. Is there anything else you need?"

"Take me to the sale section."

The female clerk seemed to realize that sales were coming, and quickly took the man and the dragon away from that troubled place and walked to the special offer area.

It doesn’t matter what the other party did, as long as nothing goes wrong and they can help you improve your sales, they are good customers!

This time, in addition to clothes, Lin Muren decided to get the underwear as well.

You can't always wear the devil's underwear. It's obvious that there are some problems with the details and sizes of the underwear. Benlong is here. Buy one of each first, choose the right size, and then buy it online.

When Bai Mengqing appeared on the first day, she seemed to be wearing underwear. There should be requirements in this regard.

It seems that my visual inspection ability needs to be improved.

This was the first time that Lin Muren failed in the basic skill of visual inspection after working as a monster expert for so many years.

"Excuse me, beautiful lady, do you have any requirements for underwear styles?"

"Underwear?" Bai Mengqing turned his head to Lin Muran in confusion.

"It's just underwear. Don't look at me like that. I bought it for you."

Lin Muren felt that Bai Mengqing's reaction was a bit strange.

If you care so much about these things, why did you just get angry when I hit you in the chest, and why are you so conservative about things like underwear?

Could it be that this guy has only a vague understanding of that aspect?
Dragon's cognition is really hard to grasp.
"It has to be breathable!" Bai Mengqing said firmly, "The scales will fade if they are kept stuffy for too long."

"Scales?"

"It's inconvenient to carry it. I'm afraid it will tire me out. It's the dialect she speaks."

Lin Muren quickly covered Bai Mengqing's mouth and changed the subject: "This is our first time buying here, so we don't know much about the styles. We'd really appreciate any recommendations."

Five minutes later, Lin Muren stared at the thin black thong in his hand and finally understood why it appeared in the 70% off area.

"Hey handsome man, I'll go pick up the goods. You can take your time choosing here."

“Is this a bone decoration?”

Bai Mengqing picked up the metal chain around her waist, the tip of the tail faintly visible, and curiously poked at the hollow heart. "You mortals are so particular, you even have a pair of open-crotch pants for going to the toilet."

There was a dull thud of something heavy falling outside the changing room, and it was suspected that the female clerk had knocked over the mannequin stand.

Lin Muran took the opportunity to tear off the "Wild Night" label, thinking that he should find time to give her a physical health lesson.

The female clerk held two lace-stitched cheongsams, one white and one blue: "This one will definitely complement your girlfriend's temperament."

"she is not"

"How do you know we've done 'that'?" Bai Mengqing said in surprise, "Lin Muren said this is called 'art exchange'!"

There didn't seem to be any cameras at home. How did this mortal see Lin Muran making friends with him? Could he be an expert on evil spirits like Lin Muran?

"Art. Communication?"

The female clerk forced herself to hold back her signature smile. It was the first time she had seen a female customer showing off such a thing. In any case, it should have been the man next to her who looked like Aquaman who said that.

Young people nowadays are becoming less and less self-respecting.

"Well, she means painting,"

Lin Mu then regretted not adding another condition to silence her. He squeezed out an explanation through gritted teeth: "I'm an art student, just got in, and I haven't gotten over those professional interview jargons yet."

"What is a girlfriend?"

"It's just female friends."

With outsiders present, Bai Mengqing even leaned close to Lin Muren and whispered, although the content of the conversation was not leaked, this seemingly intimate behavior was seen by the female clerk.

They are art students and a young couple. They were carrying a small package just now and it seems they are going out on a date today.

It’s all false to say that you have no money.

Lin Muren looked at the patchwork cheongsam. Although it was called a cheongsam, only the chest part retained a little bit of the cheongsam design. In fact, it was no different from a dress, and it was very in line with the dressing style of modern people.

The front also has a zipper at the back, which is really suitable for this dragon to wear.

"Did you choose this dress, Lin Muren?" Bai Mengqing couldn't help but ask when he saw the dress in the female clerk's hand.

When the female clerk heard Bai Mengqing's question, she looked at Lin Muran and said very tactfully, "This style was reserved by this handsome man from the beginning. He specifically requested the white and cyan colors."

Lin Muran:???

Is this the legendary dark psychology? Being a salesperson is too unfair to you, sister.

I didn't expect that I would encounter the most advanced conspiracy when buying clothes.

"I"

"Handsome guy, what's wrong with you?" The female clerk asked with some concern when she saw Lin Muren's legs suddenly go weak and he tilted.

"I'm just a little tired after standing for so long." Lin Muren felt a little pain in his heart when he thought of the balance in his bank card.

If this continues, I will most likely have to sign a cotton planting agreement with a devil named Yan Yifan.

"She said you had already booked it. Is that true?"

Bai Mengqing turned his head to look at Lin Muran, who was still thinking about whether to admit it. His vertical pupils suddenly became lively, and even his camouflage tail began to beat his knees rhythmically.

The clothes were very similar to those worn by the woman that Lin Muren had drawn at the beginning. It turned out that he had planned this from the beginning.

As expected of a monster expert.

Bai Mengqing glanced at Lin Muran, and seeing that he did not deny it, there was some joy in her eyes. She was about to take the skirt but suddenly retracted her hand halfway.

"How many baskets of xiaolongbao can I buy for such a beautiful cheongsam?"

“About 20 boxes.”

"How many boxes are there for rent?"

"370 boxes."

Including other expenses, the actual number may reach 640 boxes.

Bai Mengqing glanced at her sweatshirt, which had been torn into an off-the-shoulder outfit, and deliberately raised her arms forward to show how well it fit her.
"Then I'd rather not have it. This one I'm wearing is actually pretty good."

Lin Muren rents such a small hole, and has to take the so-called subway to go home, which is a shaky and smelly metal box. The difference between him and the people who drive metal boxes alone on the street is indeed quite big.

He even offered the top-grade magical herb, Dragon Feed, as a dragon with both virtue and talent, so he should be considerate of his servant's difficulties.

Lin Muren grabbed her paw as she was about to put it down and said, "If you return something you've ordered, your deposit will be deducted."

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