You are not monster girls!

Chapter 13: About this size (holding a watermelon)
"Here's a toothbrush. Open your mouth."

Lin Muran squeezed out the toothpaste and demonstrated: "Brush up and down, don't chew it, and don't swallow it."

Lin Muren had cleaned the mouths of monsters before.

But this is only limited to monsters whose mouths are larger than their heads or whose teeth are special and they cannot clean themselves.

"Ugh, I feel so sick."

Bai Mengqing stared at the black bristles on the brush head, his tail curled into a question mark: "A mortal actually uses this kind of hairy tool to clean his teeth."

I had originally wanted Lin Muran to serve me well, but I didn't expect that I would have to poke this hairy thing into my mouth while brushing my teeth.

It was really hard for her physically to accept it.

“Here are the specific steps, try it yourself.”

"Can I not brush it?"

She poked the electric toothbrush in Lin Muran's hand, and the sudden vibration scared her so much that she jumped onto the toilet next to her: "It's going to explode!"

“This is also a kind of technology.”

Lin Muran pressed the switch a few more times, and the buzzing sound echoed between the tiles. "You don't want a mouth full of yellow and rotten teeth, like this-"

He bared his teeth deliberately, imitating the growl of a zombie: "One breath of this could kill a cow. If other dragons saw this, it would be infamous for eternity."

Considering that Bai Mengqing might not quite understand what toothache is, Lin Muren still gave some more intuitive and vivid examples.

In fact, the most important thing is to keep your teeth healthy and avoid toothache.

Whether for humans or monsters, toothache is not a disease, but it can be really painful.

"Hurry, turn it off! My ears are going to get calluses!"

Bai Mengqing covered his ears, the scales on his tail standing up: "You mortals are so terrible, you can actually put something like this in your mouth."

Kill a cow with bad breath
No, absolutely not.

If other dragons or spirit beasts knew about this, his dragon life would be over.

She would rather kill Lin Muran than end up like this! !
The dragon girl turned her head to look at herself in the mirror, bared her teeth, and silently took the toothbrush handed to her by Lin Muren. She closed her eyes, curled her tail, and put the toothbrush into her mouth with a shake.

Why is there no movement?

Bai Mengqing opened his eyes and pressed the blue toothbrush in his hand, but it did not make the noise that would make one's toes dig into the floor.

"It's too early for you to use the electric version. Try using the normal version first."

These days toothbrushes are sold in pairs and are cheaper than individually. This is the one left over from the female devil's purchase. I didn't expect it to come in handy today.

"It's still the same way, but you might have to move your hands a few more times."

Lin Muran demonstrated again with a toothbrush: "Just brush gently for the first time. If you feel uncomfortable, rinse your mouth. Don't force it."

Just like he still has no smoking habit, it all stems from the psychological trauma he suffered when his grandfather deliberately let him take a puff when he was a child, causing him to choke badly.

Bai Mengqing's current understanding is still far from that of Liu Laolao.

Using an electric toothbrush directly may leave a psychological shadow on her, and then it will be harder than climbing Mount Everest to get her to learn how to brush her teeth.

Lin Muren said that bad breath is caused by insufficient spiritual energy. Does that mean that if we just replenish spiritual energy, we don’t need to brush our teeth?
The dragon girl seemed to be thinking about something, and suddenly pulled out her left horn and began to wipe it gently with a toothbrush coated with toothpaste.

Lin Muran:???

"The horn is the spiritual hub of the dragon clan. As long as I take good care of it and enhance its absorption of spiritual energy, I won't have bad breath or yellow teeth, and there's no need to brush my teeth."

"You are such a genius."

"Worship my wisdom."

three minutes later
Bai Mengqing, with foam on her head, brushed her teeth silently, while Lin Muren helped her wipe off the foam while trying not to laugh.

"Still brushing the corners?"

Bai Mengqing shook his head, rinsed the foam from his mouth, and then said in a mosquito-like voice, "Can I not use toothpaste?" "Not using is the same as not brushing."

"But the toothpaste is really spicy. My tongue and horns are going to be burned off." The dragon girl stuck out her pink tongue, tears welling up in her eyes.

She couldn't understand how these mortals could put something so harmful to their tongues in their mouths and swish it around!

It turns out that horns also have feelings.
"I'll buy you a strawberry flavored one later. Just rinse your mouth with it."

Lin Muren smiled, helped Bai Mengqing skim off the last bit of foam on the corner, and took the initiative to get her a glass of water so that she could rinse her mouth.

The dragon girl, her tongue freed from the chill, noticed the strawberry flavor and her pupils brightened. "Thank you, Beast Expert."

"Yes, Monster Expert."

After urging Bai Mengqing to wash up, he checked his going-out clothes and decided that he had to go out on his own first.

The top is fine, and there is no problem giving it to Bai Mengqing as it is a neutral piece of clothing like a hoodie. The problem lies with the pants.

Bai Mengqing's disguise is just a layer of camouflage. As long as the entity is still there, the price of letting her wear her pants is to make a hole behind her buttocks.

The hole is not a big problem. The problem is that Lin Muren actually only has three pairs of trousers.

One to wear,

One is hanging on the balcony without drying,
There is another one that has been dyed black and is lying in the washing machine.
As for why he didn't take Yun Yifei's old pants and make a hole in them, one reason was that he didn't dare, and secondly, it could easily lead to someone's death.

"I'm going out to buy something now, do you want to come with me?"

Although he had no plans to take her out immediately, Lin Muren still pretended to ask.

This way, we can better understand her views on the outside world, so that she won't suddenly run out and cause trouble.

"I"

Bai Mengqing glanced at the door, reached out and touched his horns, with his tail curled up beside his legs: "I, I'd better wait until I'm fully prepared before going out."

"Okay, I'm going out to buy some things. You stay here and watch TV. Don't move around."

With yesterday's experience, using the concept of the photo mirror, it was quite easy to teach Bai Mengqing how to use the remote control and watch TV.

After helping her turn the TV to the movie channel "Six Princesses" which is both positive and time-killing, Lin Muren felt at ease to go out shopping.

Before leaving, he added, "Most of the content here is fictional. If you have any questions, please ask me when I get back."

The location of Lin Muren’s rented house is very particular. It is right between two business districts. If he wants to buy something, he can find the corresponding store within a few steps.

Moreover, most of the tenants in this community are office workers and students, and deserted streets are the norm on weekday mornings.

After going to the supermarket and buying a Q-version faucet cup, children's toothpaste and some daily necessities, Lin Muren, after some mental struggle, finally walked into the women's underwear store.

"Sir, are you choosing underwear for your girlfriend?"

The clerk smiled and expertly passed through a row of lace suspenders: "This seamless sports style is on sale right now. It's breathable and sweat-absorbent, and it won't shift easily even during strenuous exercise."

Lin Muren stared at the words "E cup support" on the label and said in a very familiar manner:
"I'm buying this for my cousin, but she didn't tell me the specific size. It's bigger than a 75b. Can you recommend something for me that's more comfortable for everyday use?"

"Sir, there are many sizes from 75b up. Specifically, are you looking for a larger bust at the top or bottom, and are you more likely to have coils or no coils? Could you be more specific so I can recommend a suitable size for you?"

shift!!
The size of the female devil is the smallest normal size, so excluding her is the same as not excluding her at all. Lin Muren didn't expect that he would make a mistake in such a place.

If one piece of bra costs 120, even with the "rent fee" transferred from the female devil, and excluding some, there are at least 8 sizes left. It is impossible to buy all of them to try. With this money, he can pay half of the rent.

It's really a penny that stumps a heroic man.

At this point, in order to save money, I have no choice but to use that trick even if it means selling my dignity.

Monster experts collect illustrations in extreme environments all year round, and measuring the size of objects with their eyes and hands can be said to be the most basic of basic skills.

Lin Muren took a deep breath, hesitated for a long time, and then bravely raised his hands to gesture, his arms folded in front of his chest as if measuring a watermelon: "About this size."

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