Chapter 35: Ba Liang, you make me feel strange!

Finished harvesting.

Gu Yan yawned.

After refining the old man, he had plenty of physical strength, but he was exhausted from playing the 'Soul Thorn' just now.

Instruct Ba Liang to be on guard.

Gu Yan fell into a deep sleep.

Wake up from sleep.

Ba Liang was watching something with great interest.

Gu Yan glanced at the sky and found that it had just darkened.

I didn't sleep too long.

He stretched and kicked Ba Liang's butt: "Ba Liang, what are you looking at?"

"Woof~ (Nothing~)"

Ba Liang wagged his tail to ignore the dog's barking.

Gu Yan's face darkened and he leaned his big head forward.

At first glance, I was filled with questions.

This bastard is actually reading a book.

Next to it were a few books he had seized yesterday, with claw marks on them, showing that they had all been flipped through.

What Balian is reading now is the enlightenment book of spiritual text.

It looks like the last word has been seen.

"Do you understand?"

Gu Yan joked.

He believed in reading books, but learning spiritual texts was ridiculous.

The spiritual text is magical.

It seems that some kind of spiritual consciousness must be born in order to remember.

His spirit is so strong, but he can't remember it. How can Balian remember it?

This guy is just a dog-headed guy. He really thinks he is a cultural dog.

Ba Liang seemed to have finished reading it, then he yawned and turned to look at Gu Yan: "Woof woof woof (It's quite simple, but I'm so tired after memorizing it)"

Gu Yan:?
As he was talking, Ba Liang began to squint his eyes.

Gu Yan became anxious.

No, can you explain what you mean by "I have finished memorizing"?
He doesn't believe it!
Gu Yan quickly kicked Balian.

Ba Liang turned around aggrievedly: "Woof woof woof (Boss, I'm so sleepy, what else do you want?)"

"Don't sleep!"

Gu Yan took out the human skin with the inscription "White Bone Pregnancy Divine Technique" and handed it to Ba Liang: "You said you have learned the 36 spiritual texts, then translate them for me!"

Ba Liang was helpless. He yawned and translated for his silly boss.

Gu Yan:
You really can.

At this moment, he felt like a clown.

After translation.

Ba Liang looked at Gu Yan: "Woof woof (Boss, is there anything else?)"

Gu Yan didn't reply, but just squatted aside silently, thinking about life.

Seeing that the boss ignored him, Ba Liang assumed a comfortable position and began to snore.

I don't know how long I slept.

Ba Liang opened his eyes comfortably.

It blinked and then quickly looked at its body.

I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that the fur and fat were still there.

It turned out that when Ba Liang was sleeping, he had a dream in which he turned into a skeleton.

It's too scary for dogs.

Fortunately, they are all fake.

But I slept really well and felt a lot more energetic.

It licked its dry nose, rolled twice on the ground, shook off its fur, and then looked around contentedly, ready to ask the boss for food.

just
Ba Liang looked at Gu Yan, who was sitting cross-legged and staring blankly at the spiritual enlightenment book, with confusion.

What happened, boss?
There is only a little bit of content in this crappy book, and it was finished in one go. The boss has been holding it. What is he doing?

heard movement.

Gu Yan felt guilty and quickly put away the enlightenment book in his hand. Then he looked at Balian with a smile: "Baliang, are you awake?"

Ba Liang had never seen the boss be so kind to him.

It quickly came over and said: "Woof (Ang)."

"Come on, come on, Ba Liang, eat. The boss has grilled the meat for you, but it's a little cold."

Gu Yan placed the roasted rabbit and roasted bird that he had stared to death on a piece of cloth and handed it to Balian.

"Woof woof (Boss, you are so nice!)"

Balian wagged his tail happily and started eating with a smacking sound.

Wait until it finishes eating.

Gu Yan brought over another wooden jar and said, "Here, the boss personally went to the mountains to find spring water, and specially made a wooden jar for you to put it in, just in case our Ba Liang woke up without water to drink."

"Wang (Boss)"

Ba Liang was so moved that his dog eyes were covered with mist.

How could Ba Liang deserve to be with such a good boss?
Puff puff puff~
Ba Liang licked the water from the wooden jar blissfully, feeling that the once ordinary mountain spring water had become much sweeter. This foolish dog didn't understand the principle that "those who show kindness without any reason are either treacherous or thieves."

Seeing that Balian was getting emotional, Gu Yan stroked Balian's head and said with a smile, "Baliang, how could you run so fast when that old man was chasing you?"

Ba Liang raised his head from the wooden jar and said doubtfully, "Woof woof woof (There's wind, Boss.)"

"wind?"

Gu Yan was a little confused.

There is definitely wind in the mountains, but that has nothing to do with how fast you run. It's like you can ride the wind.

Seeing the boss's silly expression, Ba Liang thought that he hadn't explained clearly enough, so he explained, "Woof woof woof (Boss, isn't there a picture of dancing cranes at the head of your bed in the Taoist temple? Those cranes dance beautifully. If you dance along with the cranes' movements, you can feel the beating of the wind, and slowly you can follow the wind and go with the wind)"

"Oh, that's how it is."

Gu Yan nodded as if he understood.

He knows nothing.

He understood that what Ba Liang said was the true intention of "Qingfeng Yiyi".

The problem is, there is no dancing crane movement in that broken picture.

Isn't that a dead picture?

Aren’t we looking at a picture?

Gu Yan didn't understand.

The boss's pride prevented him from letting Ba Liang know that he didn't understand.

So he had no choice but to pretend.

Seeing that the boss understood, Ba Liang Gou Yan was relieved.

It's not easy to talk nonsense, it's quite tiring.

"What about Lingwen?"

Gu Yan shamelessly asked in the name of concern: "Ba Liang, when you were learning spiritual texts, were you very tired? Come on, tell the boss about your feelings at that time. The boss is worried that you will learn poorly and hurt your brain."

"Wang!"

When Balian heard this, he was terrified.

Can spiritual literature damage your brain?

It quickly described in detail to its beloved boss what it felt when it was learning the spiritual text.

After listening.

Gu Yan became even more withdrawn.

It turns out that for this silly dog, learning spiritual characters feels similar to learning ordinary Linguo characters. He can remember them after reading them twice. However, learning them makes his brain tired.

Isn't this reaction the ability recorded in the book that only those with spiritual awareness can have?
This stupid dog actually has spiritual awareness!
Ba Liang, you make me feel strange!

Seeing this silly dog, he was staring at him with his big eyes.

Gu Yan forced a smile and patted Ba Liang's head: "It's nothing. My old friend had the same reaction when we were in college."

Upon hearing this, Ba Liang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Eat and eat, drink and drink.

Being idle is also idle.

Seeing that the boss seemed to be worried about something, Balian yawned, continued to snuggle beside Gu Yan, and fell into a deep sleep.

Look at this heartless stupid dog sleeping soundly again.

Gu Yan looked at the cave and the rocks at a 45-degree angle and said, "God, why are you so unfair?"

He bought the eight ounces of dog from a dog dealer. He was short of money at the time, so he bought it cheap.
It can be said.

This broken dog basically eats, drinks, defecates and urinates right in front of him.

The only variable is the family's ancestral dog training skills.

When Gu Yan thought about it this way, he felt more and more unfair.

The materials used in Ba Liang Kai Ling are all ordinary materials. The only unusual thing is probably his own blood.

Then why is it so outrageous that this damn dog has been eating its own blood for two months!

Is it not okay if you are covered in blood?

The more Gu Yan thought about it, the more unhappy he became.

He thought, why not make some spiritual bait for himself and try eating it.
Next two days.

A man and a dog stayed in a cave in the mountains. When they had nothing to do, they would read books and talk about the true meaning of "Qingfeng Yiyi".

Ba Liang really can do it.

It can also use urine to paint, re-drawing the true intention of "Qingfeng Yiyi".

Ba Liang's painting is really good, much more lively than the original picture, which makes Gu Yan vaguely feel something when he looks at it. However, the crane painted by Ba Liang has a bit of a smell, and it makes his eyes uncomfortable after looking at it for a long time.

This bastard has been eating too much meat lately and is getting a little irritated.

On this day, Gu Yan was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, practicing the "White Bones Pregnant God Technique" hard.

Balian lay beside him, snoring soundly.

He practiced this method very hard.

His spirit may not reach the first level in quality, but in quantity, it is absolutely huge. He is also very powerful when using the Soul Spear, but perhaps because he lacks some key things, the practice of "White Bone Pregnancy Method" is very slow and difficult to get started.

Sudden.

Boom~
The earth is shaking and the mountains are shaking.

Ba Liang was so frightened that he jumped up like a dog, and hid behind Gu Yan with a whoosh. Then he dared to stick his head out, looking left and right, looking extremely wretched.

Gu Yan slowly dispelled the image of white bones in his mind, and a faint light flashed in his opened eyes.

The destined one is here!

(End of this chapter)

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