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Chapter 32 A "masterpiece" of the level of rubbish poetry!
"If I'm not mistaken, fucking delete all these damn repetitive actions!"

"This movie, which lasted half an hour, only had about ten minutes of actual plot!"

"No, this movie, damn it, has absolutely no plot..."

"The whole thing is a mess, it makes your blood pressure skyrocket!"

"This is so damn disgusting!"

"..."

The movie "Monkey King vs. Superman 2" is still playing.

It's been playing for half an hour already.

The seats, which were originally nearly full, are now almost a third empty!
This movie is entirely commercial; it has absolutely no artistic merit whatsoever…

No, I should say that the artistic value of this film is extremely high!
Where had those excited movie fans ever seen a masterpiece with such artistic merit?
Their fragile values ​​couldn't withstand the shock of this "masterpiece," leaving them shattered and on the verge of kneeling and trembling in worship!

What virtue or ability do these mortals possess to dare to look directly at the gods?

....................................

Time passed little by little.

The movie has been playing for almost an hour.

More and more people left the movie theater, grumbling and cursing.

However, there are still about half of the people...

Whether it was because I was worried about the money or something else, I was still sitting in the movie theater, staring intently at the film...

They saw that the so-called "time-space turbulence" on the screen had started again!

Sun Wukong and Superman were suddenly teleported to a shop called [Siling Auto Repair Shop].

What comes next?
What did they see?
They saw the movie's BOSS.

Yes, the movie's BOSS suddenly appeared out of nowhere, wanting to rule the world and enslave humanity!

This sudden...

How should we describe it?
It's like, in the original world, an actor surnamed Xiang was chatting with the female lead when he suddenly touched his nose, slapped himself hard across the face, and then ran away while still touching his nose...

It's like this: you're driving, and the driver suddenly says he needs to pee, then squats down but doesn't pee, instead pulling down his pants and pooping...

Yes, it's that illogical...

……

"This is like inserting a movie into an advertisement..."

"Did the audience pay money to watch the ads?"

"..."

Sitting in the last row, Li Dongqiang, a bootleg vendor, stared dumbfounded at the pile of utterly rotten props and the scene of Sun Wukong and Yan Shuangying, the Chinese Superman, charging towards the big BOSS!
yesterday!

When Li Dongqiang heard that the source of "Superman 2" had been leaked, he was both shocked and incredulous!

Shockingly, this "Superman 2" hasn't even been released yet. I heard that some cinemas in China haven't even received the film. How could it have been leaked?
Incredibly, even if the source of "Superman 2" was leaked, how could it possibly be shown in obscure small cinemas like [Feihe Cinema] and [Tianniao Cinema]...

Driven by this curious spirit, Li Dongqiang abandoned his scheduled filming for the martial arts movie "Yan Shier" which premiered today, and came here instead...

But who would have thought...

This highly anticipated film has turned out just like that for him!

He was breathing heavily and glanced at the camera in his hand.

At that moment, he felt that his body and mind had been completely emptied by this "masterpiece".

At that moment, he finally understood why the staff didn't stop him from bringing in the camera, and why no one seemed to notice when he was filming.

They're not blind, they just don't care at all!
damn it!
Do they even care?

This movie is so outrageous that it's a waste of time to record even one more minute of it!

Li Dongqiang even suspected that his camera would explode after the recording was finished!
You mean piracy?
It's no wonder that these pirated copies, once they're circulating in the market, are met with a torrent of abuse!
Li Dongqiang subconsciously glanced at the empty seat next to him.

Just over ten minutes ago, several colleagues were sitting next to me, carrying cameras and recording pirated content...

More than ten minutes later, these colleagues could no longer bear the torment of the movie and ran away as if fleeing!

At this moment, the surroundings are completely empty!
Just as Li Dongqiang was about to accept his bad luck and run away...

But then he saw a figure not far away, walking towards him with a smile!
"Hello……"

"Hello..."

He looked at the smiling figure wearing glasses.

Why did you stop recording?

"I..." Li Dongqiang shuddered slightly: "I, I...you are..."

"Oh, I'm the director, producer, production company, and screenwriter of 'Sun Wukong vs. Superman 2'..."

When Li Dongqiang heard this, he suddenly stood up, his head buzzing.

How could such an inhumane film be made by this person?

"Bro, you must be making pirated goods, right?"

"I, I, no, no, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that, I didn't film, I really didn't film..." When Li Dongqiang heard this, he was instantly startled, and his voice became somewhat stuttering.

"What are you afraid of? I didn't mean to ask you for copyright fees..." Seeing his expression, Zhou Yang shook his head and plopped down next to him: "Why didn't you film it?"

"I...I...I..."

"What do you think of this movie?" Zhou Yang didn't look at him, but instead smiled and looked at the movie with "exciting fighting" and "fist-to-fist" action on the screen not far away, and asked this question in a gentle voice.

"This movie... it's... very well made... very..." At this moment, Li Dongqiang's mind was blank, and he still nodded stammeringly.

"Haha, if you think it's good, then that's great! Keep recording!"

"what?"

"What I mean is, turn on the camera and keep recording. This movie is so good, the pirated copies will definitely sell well. You record more pirated copies, and we can cooperate and split the profits 50/50, how about that?"

"???"

"What's the point of making pirated discs all the time? If you're going to do it, make the real thing, don't you think? Don't worry, I'll authorize you to record it!"

"???"

"I have many more movies to make, and I'll license them all to you for sale. What do you think?"

"I, I, I... I have something to do. Maybe I can't go down, or maybe another day, another day..."

“If you dare to go out, I dare to call the police. The country is cracking down on piracy very strictly now. Do you see that camera? That camera is recording you recording piracy... You should know what will happen if you call the police, right?”

“I…” Li Dongqiang stared wide-eyed at the camera not far away.

The camera seemed to be filming him from the same spot the whole time...

It's like a conspiracy that was planned long ago!
"I'll prepare a VIP seat for you at the next screening... If we work together, we'll make a fortune. I'll have tons of movies to make in the future. Oh, and I can also license my distribution rights to you. You won't lose out..."

"Mr. Zhou, if I record this kind of DVD and release it to the market, it will harm people. I...I...I'll have a son born without an anus..."

Li Dongqiang muttered to himself as he looked at the big screen once more.

At this very moment, on the big screen.

A cloud of dust billowed up.

Amidst the smoke and dust, Yan Shuangying, the Chinese superhero, panting heavily, took a bite of a fried egg labeled "A Liang Fast Food Restaurant" in front of everyone. He knelt on the ground, roared into the distance, and slowly rose to his feet like an indomitable warrior…

"A single bite of the epic fried egg from [A Liang Fast Food Restaurant] is packed with immense world-saving energy!"

"As the Superman of China, I cannot back down!"

"I absolutely cannot back down!"

"Behind me lies the hope of the entire planet. As long as the flame of hope burns, the world will never perish!"

"Cosmic Superman Ray, Chinese Overlord Roar! Heaven and Earth Overlord Fist!"

"..."

The dialogue is so awkward it's almost unbearable!
It struck straight to the top of the head!
It was so exquisite that it made him shudder.

He closed his eyes in despair.

Oh shit!

He shouldn't have come!
"Then I'll call the police. Although my movie has a lot of artistic merit, it's still an original copy. Even if I don't get much compensation, every little bit helps... Besides, I don't believe you don't have a criminal record..."

"I……"

"To cooperate or not?"

"Cooperate, cooperate, I...I'll record, I'll record..." Li Dongqiang looked at Zhou Yang's smiling expression and nodded hurriedly, picked up the camera and started recording!

Oh shit!

Damn it!
In my entire life, I've never encountered a director who forced him to record a pirated version of his own film...

………….
Recording continues!

He suddenly felt that something was wrong!

While the adults were all cursing, the children who had been tricked into coming seemed to...

and many more!

These seven or eight-year-old children seem very excited watching it.
(End of this chapter)