I'm just trying to ride the wave of popularity!

Chapter 113 Inhuman and Outrageous! (Third Update)
10 month 21 day.

Film critic Liu Jiasheng walked out of the screening room of "King of the Monsters".

Unlike other times, he didn't leave the screening room and start writing a film review. Instead, he sat quietly in his chair, staring blankly at the poster for "King of the Monsters".

He has seen many monster movies, especially Hollywood disaster movies.

However, nothing has ever had such a strong visual impact on him as this movie.

Until this moment...

The image of the monster king Glass, who was as tall as a skyscraper, still occasionally appeared in his mind.

Nine ferocious and terrifying heads, some breathing fire, some spewing water, some emitting lightning, and some striking thunder; eight heads, each with its own unique actions and personality...

Wings that blot out the sky take flight, covering the heavens, revealing a ferocious expression amidst the lightning-streaked clouds. In an instant, they cause the steel bridge to collapse and everything to melt away...

Ocean, sky, land, outer space...

The explosions, energy blocks, and terrifying battles that seemed to tear the sky apart delivered an ultimate and dazzling audiovisual experience, as if every frame was a burning dollar bill.

This is……

The world's premier Hollywood film industry!

……

After the ultimate sensory shock, compare it with the several Chinese blockbusters that have been said to have an investment of over 100 million yuan since the millennium.

The production was rudimentary, the props were distracting, and the special effects, while not exactly cheap, were utterly devoid of any visual appeal...

At that moment, an indescribable sense of regret welled up in my heart!

Did these Chinese films really have investments exceeding 100 million yuan?
After a brief moment of thought, he shook his head, stood up, and was about to go back to write a film review when he suddenly saw the words "King of the Beasts".

At first, I thought I was seeing things.

But upon closer inspection, and after rubbing his eyes, he was slightly shocked when he saw that the poster indeed read "King of Beasts" and then saw the production company listed above!
[XuanShi Entertainment]!
This is the company that produced "The Disguiser: Reboot" and "The Haunted Village"!

Not long ago, he praised these two movies highly on a film review website, which gained him a lot of fans!

and many more!

In the past, didn't this company's movies always get hyped up on the internet?

But why wasn't there much publicity this time?

Moreover, with "King of the Monsters" being so popular that tickets are hard to come by, Huaying International actually gave "King of the Beasts," which was just trying to ride on the coattails of the hype, a screening?
After hesitating for a moment, I finally bought the last ticket for "King of the Beasts".

Yes, the last one.

Unexpectedly, the popularity of "King of the Monsters" caused the newly opened screening rooms for "King of the Beasts" to be packed with people.

..............................

Before the premiere of "King of the Beasts"...

Liu Jiasheng still had some expectations!
After all, that's the company that made "The Longest Nite" and "The Haunted Village".

The special effects may not be great, but the audiovisual experience should be pretty good.

Ah!
At least, he thought so a minute before the movie started.

However, the moment the lights on the big screen came on!
He was stunned!

What did he see?
He saw an elderly blind man, Mr. Zhao, carving a piece of wood...

Yes!

You are not mistaken!

An elderly person who is blind!

sculptor!
They are currently carving a statue of Guan Yu, which has taken four years to complete, and they believe that once the statue is finished, it will possess magical powers!
These elements combined to form a movie that made Liu Jiasheng's chrysanthemum clench suddenly; he was completely stunned!

What kind of carbon-based being could come up with this plot combination?
Is this really the company that made "The Longest Nite: Reboot" and "The Haunted Village"?
Oops!

He suddenly remembered that the company had also made a movie called "Monkey King vs. Superman 2"!
Oh shit!

cheated!
His pupils constricted sharply!
This is not superstition!

Do you know about the power of martial spirits?

"Lu Bu, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Xiang Yu—these historically renowned war gods, after their deaths, their indomitable souls condensed into a force of energy. This energy is scattered throughout the land of China, omnipresent. Whenever the nine provinces of China encounter a crisis, this energy will gather together, transforming into a soul weapon, searching for the chosen one in the void, and bestowing upon them martial soul energy!"

"The stronger and more determined the chosen one is, the more powerful the fused martial soul will be!"

"Legend has it that the person with the strongest martial spirit can have a body ten thousand feet tall, be indestructible, and even become the giant of heaven and earth from mythology!"

"..."

On the movie screen, the blind old man rambled on and on about these words!

But the scientist's son completely disbelieved...

The old man even took out an old book, pointed to it and showed it to his son, whose thoughts were unknown.
When the movie reached this point, Liu Jiasheng, watching from the sidelines, was utterly stunned.

and many more!

Aren't you blind?

Tell me, how can a blind old man turn the pages of a book and point out that particular sentence?
Does this movie have absolutely no logic?

Can you go any further?

After watching the first few minutes of the movie, Liu Jiasheng felt a chill run down his spine!
Immediately afterwards...

What really sent chills down his spine was yet to come!

In the movie, the scientist's son, Xiao Zhao, is conducting experiments at his research institute to simulate whether life can survive under Martian conditions...

When I saw the laboratory and the experimental environment!
These insects were seen being placed into a device that supposedly completely simulates the Martian environment!
Liu Jiasheng's eyes widened!

Damn it!

You can talk nonsense all you want, but can't you at least put in a little effort? This is just a flimsy glass cover!
and many more!

This doesn't look like a glass cover; it's just a bunch of plastic covers made from transparent plastic beverage bottles!

even!

I don't know if it's a mistake or what.

To Liu Jiasheng's surprise, the words "Bingbing Yangkele" were clearly visible on the plastic cover!
Moreover, these words were particularly eye-catching, causing Liu Jiasheng's body to tremble violently and his heart to stop!
The movie continued playing...

When the lab technicians saw the insects on that makeshift plastic cover, perfectly healthy... they were completely dumbfounded. No, their rudimentary acting skills were so bad that they looked as if they had just seen a pile of excrement!
"Holy crap, Buddha!"

"Could there be life on Mars?!"

"too frightening!"

“It’s really terrible!”

"..."

The researchers' acting was incredibly exaggerated!
As a researcher, Xiao Zhao was so excited that he picked up the "Bingbing Yang Kele" cola next to him and gulped it down!
Liu Jiasheng had no idea where this "Iced Yang Cola" came from, nor did he know why, after their initial shock, these people were so excited that they all wanted to drink cola!

And while drinking cola, he studied the things on the paper...

They even gave it a close-up shot, as if drinking Coke made him that powerful!
at last!

Just when Liu Jiasheng felt his spirit was about to be severely damaged by the "icy cola"...

The damn camera finally switched!

Shortly after the switch, the climate across the entire land of China suddenly became abnormal!
Abnormal events, unusual temperatures, colored hail, objects flying into the sky, gravity...

In short, this movie shamelessly presents a low-budget version of all the grand scenes you can see in disaster movies!
Immediately afterwards...

As a result, scientists from around the world gathered in Hong Kong for a symposium!
On the screen, a group of scientists from who-knows-where pulled out some instruments of unknown origin and academic reports written in a jumbled mess of English and Chinese characters. They then engaged in an extremely heated discussion that made Liu Jiasheng want to strip all the intelligence out of his head...

They discussed everything from the prehistoric era to the dinosaur era, from the Big Bang to the moon separating from the earth, and produced countless academic reports!
Ultimately, a question arose from the discussion!
That is……

The expansion of sunspots and nuclear eruptions are signs that Earth is about to perish.

Then this group of idiot scientists started discussing how to protect the Earth, researching this and that...

Ultimately, they decided to activate the "Earth Defense Force spaceship" that had suddenly appeared out of nowhere!
Just as the atmosphere was building up to the point that Liu Jiasheng was starting to feel a little nervous!
The absurd plot has suddenly reappeared!

The radar at the research institute where Xiao Zhao works detected traces of an unidentified flying object. Then, the group of scientists gathered together, looked at the photos, and speculated that it might be an alien spaceship!
Did you think the plot was far-fetched enough?
The most outrageous part is yet to come!
What did Liu Jiasheng see?
He saw the alien spaceship, which suddenly sucked away Xiao Zhao's sister. Yes!

I have no idea where this sister came from, but anyway, she's Xiao Zhao's sister!

They searched frantically, and then found their sister on a high-rise building!
When my younger sister woke up in the hospital, her face was contorted with terror, and she screamed as if she had heard a botched plastic surgery...

Then, in a language that sounded like that of idiots, the aliens warned everyone through the sister's mouth!

"If you dare to damage Earth's environment again, we Martians will destroy Earth! Hahaha!"

"..."

On the screen!

The moment I saw the alien burst into silly laughter!
In an instant, Liu Jiasheng felt as if a million alpacas were rushing into his mind!
He felt like he had fucking thrown his intelligence and brain into the toilet.

but……

Wait a minute!
My head still feels incredibly itchy and buzzing!
What the hell is wrong with your movie?!
Polluting Earth is not polluting your Mars, so what does it have to do with you Martians?
Isn't this just meddling in other people's business?

Fortunately, the screenwriter of this movie also provided an explanation: in short, Earthlings conducted nuclear tests in outer space, which affected Mars!
then……

To demonstrate their power, the aliens performed a series of impressive feats, including sucking away a fisherman's fishing rod, stealing small animals like mice, and even the food people were eating...

Eventually, people finally believed that aliens were real, but they still went their own way...

then!

The alien suddenly waved his hand!
Immediately afterwards...

The movie finally features some truly special effects!
The hidden underground Grassra suddenly emerged from the deep sea, followed by a deafening roar that shook the heavens and the earth, with surging waves!
Then he smashed the bridge to pieces with a single slap...

This scene!
It was so familiar to Liu Jiasheng!

If he's not mistaken!
Oh shit!

Isn't this just a low-budget, five-cent special effects version of the scene in the recently released "King of the Monsters" where Glass hits a bridge and creates a massive wave?

The special effects are low-budget!
However, the monster is a high-end version!
Geras has 8 heads!

It's called "Gelasla," which not only has an extra "la" compared to "Gelasla," but its head is even twice as big!
It has a whopping 15 heads!

Moreover, the eight heads that breathe fire, water, and lightning spray exactly the same things as Glass. Not only does it spray the same things as Glass, it even sprays things that Glass doesn't have!

"This is the atomic breath that will destroy the world!"

"Humanity!"

"You're all finished!"

"Hahaha!"

The alien-like, hoarse voice that makes your anus throb suddenly came out on screen again!

Listen to this sound!

Liu Jiasheng scratched his head subconsciously.

Oh shit!

That's so damn embarrassing!
but……

Just when Liu Jiasheng felt his worldview was about to shatter completely...

Suddenly, bursts of innocent exclamations erupted from the movie theater!

"Wow!"

"Amazing!"

"My God, that's amazing!"

"Wow, this is way better than that 'King of the Monsters' thing, so many heads!"

"He's definitely powerful! He has more wings than the King of Monsters!"

"Wow!"

"so smart!"

"..."

He instinctively turned his head!

then……

Seeing the adults in the movie theater all looking somewhat like they had cerebellar atrophy...

but!
A group of children clenched their fists excitedly, their eyes fixed on the low-budget version of King of the Monsters on the screen, and they couldn't help but shout with excitement!
(End of this chapter)