Cang's Ramblings

Chapter 76 75. Comments on Global Collapse

Today I would like to recommend a novel to you in which the protagonist is extremely unlucky and is targeted by the whole world.

"Global Collapse", author: Intermittent Zombie, level 5 author.

Category: Suspense-Mystery Suspense.

【Introduction】

I was once abandoned at the door of an orphanage, and then the orphanage went bankrupt;
Life tried its best to destroy me, but I still survived tenaciously.

【Golden Five Chapters】

Chapter One: I'm an incredibly unlucky protagonist. The protagonist, Gu Mian, is an intern doctor. Eighteen flower pots are dropped on his head from above, but they miss. A van hurtles towards him at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, but he jumps out of the way. The protagonist takes the driver of the van upstairs in an elevator to fix something. The game panel lights up before them, but the protagonist alone hasn't noted the "No real death in the game" message.

Chapter 2: Global Collapse. The protagonist enters the game, arrives at the dungeon ticket office, and reads a series of quest instructions, feeling rather uneasy. Gender is questioned, and personality is described as extremely sinister. The NPC, supposedly awe-inspiring and inviolable, is slapped unconscious by the protagonist.

Chapter 3: Letting go is such a joy. The dungeon quest is to teach ghosts, and you can't let them discover you're a living person. What will the consequences be? I guess it'll be a happy hunt, but I don't think anyone wants that. The six of them went to the office to review the subjects they were teaching and discovered that none of them were relevant to their majors.

Chapter 4: I'm about to vomit blood. The first class is physical education, taught by Fatty Wang. Leaving his teammates alone, he heads to the lifeless classroom, where the students wait quietly for the teacher to start. Fatty Wang is already frightened and starts reading from the textbook, which soon makes the students lose interest. Where's the physical education class supposed to be? What's the textbook for? Why not play a game?
Chapter 666: The author recently changed the setting. Just as Fatty Wang's PE class was about to run its course, the protagonist appeared, signaling his turn for class. Unexpectedly, the protagonist acted even scarier than a ghost. "Don't call me teacher, call me brother, or I'll break your neck!" When it comes to scaring ghosts, the protagonist is truly amazing. After successfully completing the morning class, the teammates set out to investigate the incident at school.

【Brief Comment】

People often say: "History always repeats itself!"

The excellence of this book is surprisingly similar to that of other excellent works!
The protagonist, Gu Mian, is born with a hapless constitution. It's everyone else who suffers the consequences, and everyone who has ever crossed paths with him suffers some kind of mishap. Even when the world finally ends and a global escape game appears, he's forced to stay five hours longer to clear a dungeon. In the end, the dungeon is actually crashed by the protagonist because he performed too well and overfulfilled the mission, causing the dungeon to be cleared.

The setting of this book is quite interesting, as mentioned above.

The book's language is quite humorous, as evidenced by the title. Chapter 5 is missing. I checked pirated copies, and it wasn't blocked, but rather the protagonist deliberately skipped Chapter 5 and titled it Chapter 6. I don't know what kind of witty joke it was. It's not like "Floor 13, Room 404," which are numbers that easily cause taboos.

In addition, most of the author's titles have little to do with the content, and are simply a description of the author's mood at the moment. Click on the book and you can find out.

The title itself is playful enough, but the inclusion of a paragraph about "520" is also brilliant: "5 implementations, 2 requirements, and 0 tolerance." No wonder the protagonist's friend is destined to be alone.

The plot never follows common sense or makes no sense.

Before entering the Ghostly High School dungeon, the protagonist slaps an NPC. During class, he scares a ghost student. While searching for the cause of a fire, his companions are frightened by the ghost, while the protagonist instead scares the ghost. Overfulfilling the dungeon's mission clears the ghost students from the dungeon, causing the dungeon to crash. The quest reward's attribute points are unavailable, but a raffle draw yields a pack of tissues. The system sends a threatening apology.

In reality, everything has collapsed except for the Earth's rotation. Even the price of Master Kong instant noodles in the supermarket has risen to 100 yuan a pack. The three protagonists are left penniless and in danger of robbing others.

This book is full of flaws, and I can only find opportunities to criticize it.

Suspense is difficult to write, but this book uses an even more absurd approach, acting recklessly and forcing its way into a bright and clear sky.

【to sum up】

Before, I always liked the nonsensical style of "Player Fierce", and today I added another book "Global Collapse".

Readers who like funny, prank, and unlucky writing styles should give this a read.

Although it's a bit scary if you watch it at midnight, the ending is always hilarious~
【Cang's Ramblings】

Friendly reminder: Girls should not read this book.

Especially late at night when I’m alone.

But men can charge forward fearlessly!

This book is really fierce.

The collection of this book exceeded 3 on March 2, with 9 leaders.

The word count has also successfully exceeded one million. All signs indicate that the book is safe, so please feel free to follow it.

I was wrong. I just checked his latest chapter and the time stopped at March 12, 23:58.

The author said that there will be a lot of updates because there will be a two-week event with a lot of updates starting from March 16th.

If you complete more than 8000 words every day, you will receive a 30-yuan monthly ticket red envelope and 5 monthly tickets the next day.

More than 2 words, 120 yuan.

The Supreme God seems to have a splash screen.

Moreover, monthly ticket red envelopes are only available to authors above level 3.

Originally, if I kept saving some drafts, I could probably produce three days' worth if I could hold on.

But I'm not a level 3 author.

So, just hold on to full attendance.

By the way, I want to say sorry to the book next door, "The King of Collapse", you were originally the eldest one.

Who makes it so that the youngest is always the most favored?
But, here comes the question.

When you read this magical suspense work, please remember to pay attention to me.

My opponent this time is really too strong.

Although I am confident that I can secure a place in the top three, if I win the championship, I might be able to advance to the next recommended position.

In fact, I am a small author who is indifferent to fame.

All I have eyes for is perfect attendance and the weird comments from my fellow readers.

If there are no comments, it’s okay. I still have a sexy book collection site. Everyone is welcome to give me some advice and leave the title of the book.

However, a new concern arose.

Am I trying to steal some of the work?

Haha~ Overthinking it!
What I want to think about now is to work hard to break the circle!

Da Zhangwei said it well, he is constantly breaking the circle.

From a band to a host to a comedian to a singer!

Life always forces people to face countless compromises, and then wrap themselves tightly in the gorgeous cloak of dreams.

Tell yourself:

I'm just a soulless book promoter!
Sorry~
It’s not even 2000 words yet.

I must write 2000 words and then give you 50 words, but I will definitely not write more than 2200 words.

In that case, when everyone subscribes, they will find that they have been deducted 1 extra coin.

Of course, there is no such risk for high-level VIPs.

Please subscribe, it's so hard for me~
(End of this chapter)