Cang's Ramblings

Chapter 74 73. Comments on "I'm Not That Kind of Xu Xian"

Today I would like to recommend to you an addictive version of "Xuexian".

"I'm Not That Kind of Xu Xian", author: a coolie, level 1 author.

Category: Xianxia-classical Xianxia.

【Introduction】

Just because of that glance in the previous life, you have been entangled until today.

Ah! Ah! Don't come over here!
"Sister, stop talking nonsense with him and take him to the woods behind!"

Hello everyone, I am Xu Xian. I have been here for some time. I feel okay, but I often die inexplicably.

what?
Can only die once?
That’s not the case…

The rules of this world do not apply to illegal immigrants.

Cultivation?

It's impossible. You can never become an immortal in this lifetime. If you become an immortal, you will be under their control.

【Golden Five Chapters】

Chapter 1: Confused Xu Xian. The protagonist travels through time and space to become Xu Xian in a parallel world. He comes to the West Lake to reflect on life. In particular, thinking about the stories that may happen in the future, he firmly believes in one thing: he must not get to know those two snake demons.

Chapter 2: Fake Medicine Shop. Xu Xian's brother-in-law owns a shop, and Xu Xian was an incompetent apprentice in the shop, so they decided to open a fake medicine shop, only selling lotus root powder.

Chapter 3: Digging Lotus Roots. Xu Xian went to the West Lake to dig lotus roots, attracting many onlookers. However, he accidentally dug out a piece of his arm, and when he threw it, it hit the daughter of a wealthy family, frightening her to faint.

Chapter 4: The Eminent Monk. Xu Xian goes to the official's house to apologize and is ridiculed by a maid. Unexpectedly, after a few words, the maid is completely bewildered by Xu Xian. Afterwards, Xu Xian plans to go to Lingyin Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, where he encounters the eminent monk.

Chapter 5: She. The monk is a con man, tricked, but is tricked back by Xu Xian. As he leaves, he encounters White Snake and Xiaoqing, who have been watching for a long time. The thousand-year-old demon is deceived by Xu Xian's perfect acting skills, and the green snake begins to attack.

Chapter 6: Acting. To avoid any conflict with the Green and White Snakes, Xu Xian embarks on a journey of no return, pretending not to see them. Even when Xiaoqing pricks his butt with a needle and Xiaoqing adds a lot of salt to his noodles at a noodle shop, he perseveres through it all thanks to his acting, ultimately dispelling the two snakes' desires.

Chapter 7: New Business. While Xu Xian was thinking about a new health supplement business, he went to the man's house again and, after some persuasion, comforted him. He also came up with a new business idea: a psychological clinic.

Chapter 8: A Large Bowl. Xu Xian misidentifies Xiao Lan as Xiao Hong, but remains unfazed. However, while eating wontons, a group of dandy young men arrives. Xu Xian uses a large bowl reserved for beggars to deal with the troublemakers.

Chapter 9: Be kind. Xu Xian used a large bowl to drive away the group of people, but he still chased them to ask for money for the meal, and even a high fee for running errands. He only relied on his mouth to make money.

Chapter 10: The Angry Auntie. Xu Xian receives a large sum of money and immediately declares that all meals are free, with him, Master Xu, treating everyone. However, when Xiao Lan's mother returns, Xu Xian unexpectedly addresses her as "Auntie." Frequent readers of classical Chinese novels should understand that "Auntie" refers to a concubine. This is tantamount to insulting someone.

【Brief Comment】

The title of the book is very imaginative.

What kind of Xu Xian is the protagonist? Is he the Xu Xian who doesn’t want to marry White Snake?

The introduction is also very imaginative.

Did Xiaoqing really drag the protagonist to the grove to get married? And then gave birth to a bunch of Nagas?
The table of contents leaves more room for imagination.

A caring friend has already pointed it out.

The APP version shows a simple S-shaped fluctuation, but the web version is more impressive, showing a hyperbola.

The content of the novel also leaves a lot of room for imagination.

The protagonist clearly wants to have a young love affair with the young lady from the wealthy family, Xiaolan, the wonton beauty, but he is afraid of having any story with White Snake.

Because according to the real-life plot of the TV series, the protagonist Xu Xian had a miserable end.

I'm a bit unsure of what to think about the latest plot.

The protagonist went to the underworld and started chatting with Ksitigarbha. Thousands of miles away, the dragon clan was getting restless again, and Laojun and Nuwa were also secretly competing with each other.

The whole story presents an awkward situation that is about to collapse but may collapse at any time.

You know, this book only has 65 words. Is the author going to end Xu Xian's life so simply and crudely?

【to sum up】

The early part of this book is very exciting, but it's a pity that the author is a bit impatient!
Perhaps another palace steward is about to be born. What a pity!
I can only sincerely hope that the author will hold on! Hold on!

[Cang's Ramblings] When I tried to read this book, it had not yet been put on the shelves, but I had a feeling that it might collapse.

As a result, the first order was 310.

The current collection of this book on Qidian.com is 4.1, and the collection in Bookstore is 1.1.

There are quite a lot of collections, but unfortunately there are not many subscribers.

Because the chapter 266 says that I am on the first floor.

My personal feeling is that this book was very exciting before it was put on the shelves, or to be more precise, before Xu Xian became an immortal.

Starting from Chapter 36, he embarked on the journey to immortality.

If he didn't practice Taoism, he would continue to hang around in Hangzhou, even if he just wrote more about daily life, love, battles of wits and courage, etc.

There will also be many readers.

But, he became an immortal.

Not only did he cultivate immortality, he also became a great immortal and the King of Qiantang.

The speed is comparable to that of a rocket.

The white snake that he waited for a thousand years became the Xiaobai in his mouth.

Neither the underworld nor the heaven could do anything to him.

You know, this is only 65, which is already invincible in the world.

I really like the style of this book. Xu Xian's character is also very distinctive.

Travel through the party, ignore the rules, and break your destiny.

He is also very good at reasoning, which is amazing.

Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine for this book.

Many urban, suspense, and light novels all have to do with cultivating immortality at the end.

This is the final destination of many works;
It is also a shortcut to prolong the life of the work.

As long as you cultivate immortality, you can legitimately change maps, fight monsters, and upgrade, and the cycle will continue endlessly.

You no longer have to consider the character and fate of the protagonist, and you no longer have to guess what category the work originally belongs to.

Even if I could write a short story of mine with 200 million words,

Maybe he will become an immortal.

How to transfer?
I've become an immortal when writing book reviews~
Then, travel through the computer screen to the world of the original works, explore the mysteries of those worlds, and obtain various opportunities.

Come back and write a review. Or maybe stop writing reviews and just pursue the great path.

After writing 10 million words, or even longer, when the novel was finished, I suddenly realized that
It turns out that I have always been living in an extremely mysterious and fantastical world.

I am not a weak, young, handsome genius.
Instead, he is an immortal who cares about the world and is always ready to save people from suffering.

Just because he was hit by the peach blossom calamity of three lives and three worlds when he was undergoing the tribulation, he was forced to come down to earth to experience the life of a mortal.

Unfortunately, the ordinary mortal world cannot suppress my prestige, and 81 difficulties keep coming.

I got them all done with one punch!
With nowhere to release my passion, I had to stay at home to write book reviews and lift weights!

Because, to defeat a demon with one punch, you need to have perfectly proportioned muscle lines.

Lifting weights is actually of no use.

hey~
It ended suddenly.

Open ending!

(End of this chapter)