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Chapter 52: 51 Comments on "I Might Be a Fake Immortal"

Chapter 52 Chapter 51. Comments on "I Might Be a Fake Immortal"

"I Might Be a Fake Immortal", author: Mingyue Diandianshuang, level 5 author.

Category: Light novel-funny rants.

【Introduction】

Introduction? It doesn't exist. Books are fake, so of course the introductions are fake too!

Hahahahahaha, it’s fake, all fake, whatever cultivation, whatever novels, all are fake!

Don't touch me! I don't want to take medicine, I'm not crazy! There are always book friends who want to harm me!
Hahahaha, all of you want to harm me, protect me! Protect me! ! ! !
【Golden Five Chapters】

Chapter One: Why is this immortal so happy? The protagonist, An Lin, is pursued by loan sharks and forced to a rooftop. A gust of wind blows him down, then back up again. It turns out to be an immortal! The protagonist successfully obtains a system and a letter of recommendation from the immortal, embarking on the path of immortal cultivation. The immortal is overjoyed, practically filled with gratitude. However, upon entering the realm of immortal cultivation, the protagonist discovers a language barrier.

Chapter Two: The Strongest Connection. After the protagonist loudly imitates a dog's bark, he finally understands the other party's language. It turns out he's arrived at the Celestial Cultivation University. On the entrance exam, the protagonist scores a dismal 0th level for the Debut Body Test, yet thanks to a letter of recommendation from a True God, he manages to get into Class 1. It's probably not easy to be such a prominent figure.

Chapter 3: A love-hate system. When the protagonist checks the system, he's shocked to discover that ten push-ups will raise him to the first level of the Dao Body, ten plus ten to the second level, ten times ten to the third level, and ten to the tenth power to the fourth level. Despair floods his mind! He seeks advice from his next-door neighbor on how to overcome his bottleneck in cultivating immortality: his inability to cultivate.

Chapter 4: A class of geniuses and a class of losers. The protagonist is in a class of geniuses, and except for him, everyone else is a genius. There are two other students who hold letters of recommendation from the True God, and they are true geniuses, reaching the realm of minor immortals upon entering school. The protagonist is really useless~
Chapter 5: I Love to Cultivate Immortality in My Dreams. The useless protagonist completely fails to understand the teacher's immortal lessons and falls into a deep sleep. In his dream, he becomes the supreme god of war in the immortal realm, battling the lord of the demon realm for three hundred rounds. In the heat of battle, he overhears someone's criticism and confronts them, resulting in two brain-crushing blows. Upon waking from his dream, the protagonist realizes he's already slept through four classes and even fought with the teacher. His reputation is instantly ruined.

【Brief Comment】

As expected, the light novel category is full of joy!
This book has been completed, with 528 million words. I only saw it now, I really regret it!
The book has a very high level of fun and chuunibaku (secondary school) fun. It could definitely be adapted into a comic, or written in the same format as a comic.

I have seen many serious immortal cultivations, but this is the first time I have seen a fake immortal cultivation.

And it's such an interesting book.

It is obvious that the protagonist is not an ordinary person, but a complete waste.

I thought that with the system, I could do whatever I wanted, but unfortunately, I encountered a fatal bottleneck after only practicing the third stage of the Tao Body.

All the classmates in the class are geniuses, the teacher's lessons are all incomprehensible, and the dreams of cultivating immortals are all jokes. The protagonist's life of cultivating immortals has been an extremely tortuous road from the very beginning.

As expected, cultivating immortals has always been against the will of heaven!

The joy of this book lies not in jokes but in the author's brain circuits and his second-year school life. It is recommended that readers do not consider the logic and seriousness of the story when reading, and just follow the author's brain circuits.

It can be seen that there is really a market for happy online literature.

Regardless of the category, any work that can make people laugh is worthy of strong support.

A comedy master once said that when performing a comedy, even if you have to cry, you have to make the audience laugh.

Therefore, I am particularly fond of these joyful works and am also trying to follow this path.

I just realized that it’s really difficult to walk!
Not just anyone can write stupid writing.

The purpose of reading online literature is to have fun. If you want to understand suffering, isn't life hard enough?
Didn’t Han Han also say that even if you understand a lot of principles, you still can’t live a good life?

Just like writing online articles.

We can identify the strengths and weaknesses of a book, but we still can’t write a 500-word book review, let alone a 5-million-word novel.

Likewise, people these days don't want to hear moral truths, let alone hear them from online articles. Let's just read and have fun.

【to sum up】

Writing is not easy, so cherish every moment!

I’m Cang Yiwei, and I’m here to promote this stupid article!
【Cang's Ramblings】

Mingyue’s new book "I'm Really Not a Second Generation Immortal" was put on the shelves on March 1st, with the first order of 6600, and two more 66s are still needed.

It also has a silly and happy style. However, it is indeed a fairy tale.

I've been thinking about it privately (I haven't told anyone yet)
Light novels have been having a hard time lately.

Because it has become a refuge for all kinds of big guys, and a slaughterhouse where big guys from other sites come in and pretend to be newbies, and then win the essay contest award.

Some people say that the light novel category is about to rise and take off.

Calm down, please calm down!
I thought the same at the time, so I invested in "The Devil's Meltdown" and have been working on it ever since.

Therefore, his new book turned to fantasy.

Wait, it seems that immortal heroes are also rising!
Did I tune into the wrong channel?
Closer to home.

His books are amazing in the early part, wonderful in the middle part, and mediocre in the later part.

Especially for this kind of stubborn, silly, and crazy works, once they exceed 300 million words, they will be terrible.

It will become a serious cultivation of immortality. It has become a traditional fantasy routine.

I don’t quite understand the current online literature market.

However, on all the major rankings, traditional cultivation of immortals is almost becoming bald.

How many platinum masters are unwilling to change their style and still follow their old "three-step" approach and keep on doing things.

Although the results are still explosive, newcomers have no chance to stand out.

Because fantasy has always been the graveyard of newcomers.

Why do you say there is no chance to succeed?
Because there are so many people writing.

Especially the traditional fantasy, serious cultivation. If there is no golden finger and system, it is necessary to step up from a small family.

It would be better to read the routine articles of the veteran masters. After all, they have been deeply engaged in this field for more than ten years.

There is not a blade of grass left!

Newcomers don’t have such great control capabilities.

Go around again.

Mingyue's style is highly recommended for active and restless authors to try.

Anyway, you won’t get pregnant by trying.

Take a different approach and forge a new path. Don't write too many words, under 200 million.

Never forget, first of all, you have to enjoy writing.

If you are a serious and principled person who never jokes and does not allow others to make jokes about you, don't try it.

Stick to your heart, take steady steps, and step down hard, leaving a blood mark with every step.

This red iron under your feet will eventually get cold from your steps.

Writing is really not easy.

Try any approach as long as it does not violate the bottom line of writing.